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spacemountain
Joined: Apr 09, 2003



i don't think this has been done before, as ever, i apologise if it has.

simple: re-make or update movies for "retarded subcultures" that were either born due to the internet or have a strong internet prescence. you know, the types of people that we spend most of our time taking the piss out of on these forums.

we've got goths...


(bigger version here)

wiggaz...


(bigger version here)

juggalos...


(bigger version here)

that's just three, what about the obvious furries, cos-players, ricers, live journal keepers, vampire lovers, anime freaks...the list goes on.

if anyone fancys a go, there's a ton of movie posters here.

spacemountain fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 10:29

Sep 06, 2003: 13:50
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Bum the Sad
Joined: Aug 25, 2002


4 for effort, maybe this will go places.

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Sep 06, 2003: 13:57
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Cousin Balki
Joined: Jan 31, 2002


Good show, sir. I lolled.

Sep 06, 2003: 14:15
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Nexus42
Joined: Jul 04, 2003




It's difficult to find bondage gear equipment.

Sep 06, 2003: 14:17
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TracerBullet
Joined: Apr 25, 2003


fortunatly, my last thought turned out the lights when it left.

Nice work, man! 'Da Bling' gave me a pretty romping laugh. I'll crank up the PS if I get some ideas of my own.

5

Sep 06, 2003: 14:18
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Jolt
Joined: Dec 29, 2001


quote:
Bum the Sad came out of the closet to say:
4 for effort, maybe this will go places.


thanks for the insight forum nostradamus.

Sep 06, 2003: 14:20
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Utzie
Joined: Nov 20, 2002


quote:
Jolt came out of the closet to say:
thanks for the insight forum nostradamus.
He's the pope, not Nostradamus

Sep 06, 2003: 14:22
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GunboatDiplomat
Joined: Aug 23, 2003

Tell me, Don Miguel.... tell me of el Diablo!

Great idea, and at da bling.
Someone needs to remake 'the thing' for Multi-breast fetishists. (or maybe that's a crappy idea: I'll go home)

Sep 06, 2003: 14:24
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nemoulette
Joined: May 02, 2002


I will never be able to top this

Sep 06, 2003: 14:25
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liquorhead
Joined: Jul 10, 2002


American Juggalo was very funny, thanks!

Sep 06, 2003: 14:28
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Luebbi
Joined: Jul 28, 2000


For ricers:

Luebbi fucked around with this message at Sep 06, 2003 around 14:47

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verix
Joined: Jul 03, 2002


corn.jpg more like cornfed.jpg

Hahaha, these are great. I don't think I can top 'em, but I'm gonna try.

Sep 06, 2003: 14:30
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Lazy like a Fox
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

I'm not funny, I apolgize in advance

Great work Spacemountain, there's been way to many crappy Photoshop threads lately, what with the real men out at the W1k front. Tough break on that, by the way.

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en
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smelldog
Joined: Feb 11, 2003


He think totem pole alive.

didn't work out how i wanted it too.

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ColinMoore
Joined: Aug 13, 2002


strength +10
charm +12
wonder +9

quote:
en came out of the closet to say:




Ahahahahahayhahahahahhaha. This is such a great idea for a thread, with wonderful starters.
spacemountain, nice post.

Sep 06, 2003: 15:14
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Bundt Cake
Joined: Aug 16, 2003

;(

quote:
smelldog came out of the closet to say:
didn't work out how i wanted it too.




You sir, are a better man than I.

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Chris Knight
Joined: Jun 05, 2002


Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?

American Juggalo was fucking awesome! Time to fire up the photoshop...

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cult_hero
Joined: Jul 10, 2001



quote:
spacemountain came out of the closet to say:






well done, love the credits

Sep 06, 2003: 15:19
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Undaine
Joined: Jun 05, 2002


quote:
en came out of the closet to say:



Amazing.

Good show sir.

Sep 06, 2003: 15:22
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G-III
Joined: Mar 04, 2001


A little too easy

G-III decided to show you this image:

Sep 06, 2003: 15:22
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Epicutioner
Joined: Jun 04, 2003

I AM
GAY


thx, kth.cx

I hope this hasn't been done before.

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verix
Joined: Jul 03, 2002


corn.jpg more like cornfed.jpg

quote:
G-III came out of the closet to say:
A little too easy


Nyeh, you beat me. :P

Oh well. I like my execution.

Sep 06, 2003: 15:38
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Epicutioner
Joined: Jun 04, 2003

I AM
GAY

Oh Christ! Like the original wasn't scary enough.

Sep 06, 2003: 15:41
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G-III
Joined: Mar 04, 2001


I've defiled one of my favorite movies.

/edit: NOW WITH BETTER GLASSES

G-III fucked around with this message at Sep 06, 2003 around 18:51

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ScrapsCantGo
Joined: May 19, 2003

Sorry, Timmy, No dogs on the Moon.

I think that whoever did that Freddy Loves Jason one should post it in here - that would be perfect for all those Slash fan fic sites.

Here's my meager effort.. hope everyone remembers 'Mulder's' speech about hand models ...

Sep 06, 2003: 16:01
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Torticollis
Joined: Sep 06, 2003

I am t3h l337 hax0rz lolx111one

Is har mar superstar well known in the states of merika? I'm getting potential ideas..

Sep 06, 2003: 16:08
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ExpertAssassin
Joined: Aug 27, 2003

But you can call me Expert...

not to I..

Sep 06, 2003: 16:09
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Unbelievably Fat Man
Joined: Jun 01, 2000


Lali-No! No Hot Dwarf-Sex For Me.

Too many furry jokes you pigfuckers, it makes my contribution stand out less ;( I was originally planning on doing "Yiff to Smoochy" but the joke I went with seemed too simple somehow.

Unbelievably Fat Man decided to show you this image:

Sep 06, 2003: 16:10
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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

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Nexus42
Joined: Jul 04, 2003


quote:
DoombatINC came out of the closet to say:
[imgblog/img]


Excellent work sir, good show.

Sep 06, 2003: 16:18
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G-III
Joined: Mar 04, 2001


quote:
DoombatINC came out of the closet to say:
[img - dinc-theblog.jpg]
That's awesome! Good job.

Sep 06, 2003: 16:19
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Blamsquad
Joined: Jun 10, 2003

It is easier to do someone else's work than your own.

i took it down because i dont want any trouble.

Blamsquad fucked around with this message at Sep 06, 2003 around 16:31

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aenematron
Joined: Feb 26, 2003

Stormtrooper Of Mirth

Oh dear.

Sep 06, 2003: 16:27
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G-III
Joined: Mar 04, 2001


quote:
Blamsquad came out of the closet to say:
I'm a fucking retard!
1. That's not funny
2. "gook" is not a subculture
3. Go away.

Sep 06, 2003: 16:28
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DJB
Joined: Aug 23, 2003

bah...

^^^ the man speaks the truth... rest are good though

Sep 06, 2003: 16:30
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mikado
Joined: Sep 04, 2003

Dr. Doom

Basically overall-ly funny. Finding Emo and Goondocks win thus far.

Sep 06, 2003: 16:30
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Sosha
Joined: Jul 31, 2002


Jeep Krew lives on!

Oh god stop the whining, gook was funny and well done, taken down before even azn gamer could report it

Sep 06, 2003: 16:31
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aenematron
Joined: Feb 26, 2003

Stormtrooper Of Mirth

Not trying to derail, but when we have a "make movies racist" thread, he can post it there.

Sep 06, 2003: 16:33
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ratmankey
Joined: Jun 28, 2003


LANDO PWNZ J00!!!111!!!!11!11!

quote:
Torticollis came out of the closet to say:
Is har mar superstar well known in the states of merika? I'm getting potential ideas..


Maybe not well known, but I think he's cool. Go for it.

Sep 06, 2003: 16:35
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Doodles
Joined: Apr 14, 2001


Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

It's been a while since we did a movie posters thread, and I enjoyed spacemountain's contribution most heartily. Good luck and hope this makes the Goldmine.

Sep 06, 2003: 16:45
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Milkman Dan
Joined: Feb 05, 2002


oh, these are fucking good pecans

quote:
Torticollis came out of the closet to say:
Is har mar superstar well known in the states of merika? I'm getting potential ideas..



hahaha, I'd like to see this even though barely anybody over here knows who he is. the guy kinda creeps me the hell out. and yet people seem to love him in the UK.

Milkman Dan decided to show you this image:

Sep 06, 2003: 17:04
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Blamsquad
Joined: Jun 10, 2003

It is easier to do someone else's work than your own.



Hopefully this will be a little less offensive. Wine tasters are a sub-culture!

Sep 06, 2003: 17:07
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digiwano
Joined: Apr 27, 2003



quote:
verix came out of the closet to say:


Nyeh, you beat me. :P

Oh well. I like my execution.



You, sir, have just summarized my deep fear of furries.

Sep 06, 2003: 17:43
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Geckolio
Joined: Feb 24, 2002


Hentai Kitty

thanks kth.cx

Sep 06, 2003: 17:56
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Epicutioner
Joined: Jun 04, 2003

I AM
GAY

I saw Har Mar Superstar at a show in town a couple of years ago. He's named after a strip mall in St. Paul, Minnesota. Anyone ever gone by Har-Mar?

Is he actually gay, or was he just profiled in that mag? When I saw him, he had Sam Kinison hair, and proceeded to strip off an article of clothing after each song.

Sep 06, 2003: 18:01
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spacemountain
Joined: Apr 09, 2003



thanks for supporting the thread everyone, not a single bad contribution so far!

to those worried about "topping" the starting pictures, the humour is more important than the aesthetics...just go for it

i've got some more ideas but i need sleep now.

Sep 06, 2003: 18:46
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Big moron

Sucks, but I gots ta go to to work, bitches:

kth.cx

edit: hey that's big: click for full.

and P.S. - Nice thread, spacemountain. :P

Boxes fucked around with this message at Sep 06, 2003 around 18:51

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verix
Joined: Jul 03, 2002


corn.jpg more like cornfed.jpg

quote:
Boxes came out of the closet to say:
[img-wallhackers]


GAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sep 06, 2003: 20:16
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Meatball
Joined: Mar 02, 2003


That's a Spicy Meatball

This shit is really funny

Sep 06, 2003: 20:24
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NoneMoreNegative
Joined: Jul 20, 2000

GOTH TRANSVESTITE SEX MODERATOR



Hurrah for Pedophiles!

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at Sep 11, 2003 around 11:07

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DrSpookles
Joined: Sep 08, 2002


am i rite or am i rite or am i rite... rite... rite...

Holy shit Boxes that's hilarious. Good job to everyone, I like them all

Sep 06, 2003: 20:29
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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady

quote:
Boxes came out of the closet to say:
wallhackers.jpg




Agreed, spacemountain, not one bad submission yet. (Until I contribute, that is. I am blanking on movie names, doh?)

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DrSpookles
Joined: Sep 08, 2002


am i rite or am i rite or am i rite... rite... rite...

This might be obvious, but is there a really good source to get medium to hi res movie posters?

Sep 06, 2003: 21:01
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Nexus42
Joined: Jul 04, 2003


quote:
DrSpookles came out of the closet to say:
This might be obvious, but is there a really good source to get medium to hi res movie posters?


Just google and look at the image dimenions before clicking the thumbnails.

Sep 06, 2003: 21:02
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IMJack
Joined: Apr 16, 2003

Treasonous libeler

Nice work thus far, all.

Trying to do "Skaface"; failing miserably. If someone wants to take the idea and spare me some humiliation, please do.

Sep 06, 2003: 21:03
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NoneMoreNegative
Joined: Jul 20, 2000

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quote:
DrSpookles came out of the closet to say:
This might be obvious, but is there a really good source to get medium to hi res movie posters?


http://www.hundland.com/posters/main.htm

Have a look there...

Sep 06, 2003: 21:04
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Bisifiniti
Joined: Jun 26, 2003

I don't want the world, I just want to wear a hat.

quote:
NoneMoreNegative came out of the closet to say:
inside-a-boy

Hurrah for Pedophiles!



I laughed so hard my lung hyperinflated and popped on a rib. You'll be receiving the hospital bill shortly.

Sep 06, 2003: 21:15
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Big moron

quote:
NoneMoreNegative came out of the closet to say:
Inside a Boy


I love you.

quote:
DrSpookles came out of the closet to say:
This might be obvious, but is there a really good source to get medium to hi res movie posters?


I just did a Google search for 'movie poster.' *shrug* Sometimes retarded shit like that works. Of course, sometimes it nets you buttloads of furry porn, but anyway...

P.S. -  Source pics for Wallhackers came courtesy of the esteemed Mr. Yablonski. 

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aenematron
Joined: Feb 26, 2003

Stormtrooper Of Mirth

Not knowing what LARP means makes that difficult to enjoy, then I realized (after googling) that knowing what it means might do that too. Well done, though.

aenematron fucked around with this message at Sep 06, 2003 around 21:55

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Joined: Jul 02, 2003

Slurp..Slurp..oh, YES, I just LOVE to clean my horse's smegma WITH MY TONGUE.

quote:
Milkman Dan came out of the closet to say:
[img]kingdong[img]


All I wanted to do was surf the forums, and eat a little vanilla yogurt, and I can't even do that now. Thanks a lot. I mean, this stuff isn't going to keep in the frige.

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Sep 06, 2003: 21:49
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G-III
Joined: Mar 04, 2001


quote:
Topkid came out of the closet to say:
[IMG - theylarp.jpg]
Wow man, I would've never have thought of that. Good work and excellent execution.

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Cotisimo
Joined: Jul 11, 2001

retard jokes are only funny if they don't make the other person cry

quote:
Topkid came out of the closet to say:




AHAHAHAaa beautiful. So very, very true - scary how well that fits. I love that flick, too.

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Dillinger
Joined: Feb 27, 2003


I KIK HEDZ. I TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE.

Two pages and not one dissing straight-edge or hardcore. You people disappoint me.

(p.s. no contribution because I can't make anything worthwhile in PS anymore, even if I had an idea.)

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TerryCheesecake
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http://members.lycos.co.uk/terrywd/goonfellas.jpg

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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

"Don't touch me asswipe, I'll wound your inner child"

blog.jpg

If anyone knows of a good blog to replace in there let me know, I just couldn't be arsed to spend 4 hours going through drivel to find something to use

EDiT: Ahhh fuck beaten, I'm retarded and should have looked at the first page better

Vengeance fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 15:57

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aenematron
Joined: Feb 26, 2003

Stormtrooper Of Mirth

Oh double dear.

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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

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1134
Joined: Jun 22, 2000

enUUGHhujhu

quote:
Luebbi came out of the closet to say:
For ricers:




i laughed so hard

Sep 06, 2003: 22:43
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Big moron

quote:
DoombatINC came out of the closet to say:
VORE


You fucking bastard.

 P.S. - http://www.vore.org/ 

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Kur0
Joined: Dec 13, 2002


You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.

quote:
DoombatINC came out of the closet to say:
thevore.jpg


Nice.

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Paranda
Joined: Jun 09, 2003



Quick and simple:

Sep 06, 2003: 23:24
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mynie
Joined: Sep 16, 2002


Now that I am a convicted sex offender, I must announce my intent to reside in this neighborhood. I hope you dont mind my presence. BTW, you have a cute daughter!

quote:
Boxes came out of the closet to say:
Sucks, but I gots ta go to to work, bitches:

kth.cx

edit: hey that's big: click for full.

and P.S. - Nice thread, spacemountain. :P



Young man, that is about as far from suck as you can get.

Sep 06, 2003: 23:31
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UsernameExists
Joined: Jun 25, 2003


Guru Meditation Error

Sep 06, 2003: 23:36
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piro1
Joined: Jul 19, 2003


Embittered Towards Subway since 2003.

quote:
Paranda came out of the closet to say:
Quick and simple:



THAT PICTURE IS SO SUGOI AND KAWAII ^____________________^~~~~~~~~

Sep 06, 2003: 23:36
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Possym
Joined: Oct 05, 2002

no pants? no problem!

quote:
Dillinger came out of the closet to say:
Two pages and not one dissing straight-edge or hardcore. You people disappoint me.

(p.s. no contribution because I can't make anything worthwhile in PS anymore, even if I had an idea.)




Thanks KTH.CX

I think it turned out alright

__________________

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DeeBye
Joined: Aug 24, 2003


This is a good thread. Here's my entry.

Mercy buckets KTH.CX!

edit: original poster obtained from the following location
http://www.chasingthefrog.com/most_substance/Posters/trainspotting.jpg

DeeBye fucked around with this message at Sep 06, 2003 around 23:52

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caiman
Joined: Aug 18, 2003


"The ideas dictate everything, you have to be true to that or you're dead."

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Joined: Jul 18, 2003

Lurker Extraordinaire

quote:
caiman came out of the closet to say:



This nets this thread a 5 by itself.

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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady

Sep 07, 2003: 01:21
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DeeBye
Joined: Aug 24, 2003


quote:
DoombatINC came out of the closet to say:



excellent!

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Raivin
Joined: Jan 08, 2002



A little inside, but...



<3 kth.cx

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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

"Don't touch me asswipe, I'll wound your inner child"

quote:
Wallwhacker came out of the closet to say:



Fuck you dude! I downloaded like 4 different goonies images to do this!!


Awesome job though and a lot better than I could do so I will have to be a tad predictable and tell you "I LUV U"!!!

Edit: Eh I can't spell, fucking spell checker has rotted my brain

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toadee
Joined: Aug 16, 2003


quote:
DoombatINC came out of the closet to say:



Dear god this made me laugh.

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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

"Don't touch me asswipe, I'll wound your inner child"



Thanks kth.cx

Vengeance fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 10:44

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swander
Joined: Jul 03, 2003

...excuse me for pointing

Man this hit the ground running. Awesome starting contributions and XAmerican_HistoryX had me cracking up. Thanks guys. And I'm suprised nobody's made the obvious Fast and the Furrious gag.

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Dudley
Joined: Feb 23, 2003


I am the Walrus. I am not on speaking Terms with the eggman

quote:
Wallwhacker came out of the closet to say:



Hang on, did you just describe SA as a retarded subculture?

Sep 07, 2003: 06:10
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digitaldistorted
Joined: Feb 25, 2003


quote:
Luebbi came out of the closet to say:
For ricers:




Fixt.

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Crappy Klown
Joined: Sep 07, 2003


Cockmaster

quote:
Boxes came out of the closet to say:
http://www.kth.cx/up/w/wallhackerssmall.jpg

HAHAHA. Interesting because I know the person in the foreground of that picture. His name is Jon Sprow and on a forum he posted his picture and pretty much got beaten for for it. One of the members sent it to Cliff Yablonski as a joke and the rest is history.

PS: Also Jon Sprow spawned a small craze ofcalling him lord acne elf and photoshopping his face... Oh and of course even before that there was a craze of posting

None of you probably care but i felt like giving a little history lesson.

Crappy Klown fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 08:24

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exo
Joined: Jul 08, 2003


I have to keep the walls wet...

Elf-man always said that he would post a second picture, but he never did. Little bastard. Now if only I could find that cheap MS-Painted version of the Jon Sprow Is Gay (JSIG) smilie that I used to use to annoy the living shit out of him on the forum.

exo fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 08:03

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Crappy Klown
Joined: Sep 07, 2003


Cockmaster

Exo made this a while back http://members.optusnet.com.au/exocet1/sa/gbs/jsig.jpg

Note the chat box.

Sep 07, 2003: 08:20
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Malfeasance!@
Joined: Feb 27, 2003

I can't leech from NMP3's anymore because I was too stupid to read the rules

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nf
Joined: Aug 11, 2003

THE POLICE-STATE IS UPON US, JEANINE!!!

quote:
NoneMoreNegative came out of the closet to say:
Hurrah for Pedophiles!

Haha very nice.

Sep 07, 2003: 08:27
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SpokkerJones
Joined: Nov 08, 2002



spacemountain, you are everything I ever wanted to be in life. Your photoshops are some of the best I've ever seen.

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Cynyc
Joined: Mar 02, 2001


quote:
Malfeasance!@ came out of the closet to say:
[img - cosplayer]


Simple, yet flawless. This thread is awesome with awesomeness.

Sep 07, 2003: 08:44
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stifu
Joined: Sep 04, 2003


We were never cool, we were beaten and humiliated.
But it was all worth it.
Because:

Sep 07, 2003: 09:23
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Aeodan
Joined: Jul 01, 2003

Hentai <3

quote:
Raivin came out of the closet to say:
A little inside, but...



<3 kth.cx



OMG! My first post and some actual good came out of it. I'm so proud! *Insert smily of proudness here*

Sep 07, 2003: 09:44
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peengers
Joined: Jun 06, 2003

FNARRR FNARRRRR HAND

The legacy must end.

http://cse-astro.uah.edu/~joneseh/photoshop/ayx.jpg

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dorquemada
Joined: Dec 21, 2001


A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, and smothered in special sauce.

Sep 07, 2003: 10:53
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KissKissBangBang
Joined: Nov 22, 2002


Some of those are absolutely fucking awesome. I feel unworthy.

KissKissBangBang decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 11:03
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Unkempt
Joined: May 24, 2003

Cockmonger



You ever find a source image you can't use but, somehow, you just have to share?

http://www.roguephoenix.org/photogallery/nemisis02/benf.jpg

Unkempt fucked around with this message at Sep 11, 2003 around 12:38

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digiwano
Joined: Apr 27, 2003



quote:
Unkempt came out of the closet to say:
You ever find a source image you can't use but, somehow, you just have to share?

http://www.roguephoenix.org/photogallery/nemisis02/benf.jpg



Careful, dooder. he's an admiral.

This thread rocks.

Sep 07, 2003: 11:21
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pig-fukr
Joined: Nov 02, 2002


quote:
Unbelievably Fat Man came out of the closet to say:
Too many furry jokes you pigfuckers...


Hey, shut the fuck up... it was an inside joke.

Sep 07, 2003: 11:26
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El_Stapler
Joined: Mar 12, 2001

GBS Cub Reporter

quote:
dorquemada came out of the closet to say:



Oh Jesus. The "Subbed Not Dubbed" alone makes this Comedy Elerium.

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Canadian_GeeZus
Joined: Jul 21, 2002


Elephant Rock!

Lordoftheposers.jpg is the best thing these tired eyes have seen in days....nicely done!

Sep 07, 2003: 11:53
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Sockington
Joined: Jul 26, 2003

Obscene, Inappropraite, and Racist

My humble and feeble attempt at humour:

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FilthyImp
Joined: Sep 30, 2002


quote:
digiwano came out of the closet to say:
Careful, dooder. he's an admiral.

I thought admirals used bars, not the dots...

Sep 07, 2003: 13:09
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Giblet
Joined: Jun 18, 2003

i am a fuckin retard and cant figur anythin out he;lp me guyz
hey look my avatar changed! hooray!

quote:
FilthyImp came out of the closet to say:

I thought admirals used bars, not the dots...



it all depends on what series. technically he isn't anything. with only 5 dots. if he put a rectangle around them he would be an admiral

http://www.ccdump.org/Ranks.html

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Keshik
Joined: Oct 27, 2000


I should not be permitted to have a custom title of my choice because I AM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! I NEVER post anything worthwhile... EVER! Someone PLEASE KI

AVRIL INVENTED PUNK

Keshik decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 13:42
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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

"Don't touch me asswipe, I'll wound your inner child"



Thanks kth.cx

Vengeance fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 10:43

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Blamsquad
Joined: Jun 10, 2003

It is easier to do someone else's work than your own.

Sep 07, 2003: 14:35
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Topkid
Joined: Oct 26, 2002


Okay, having been unable to find suitably disturbing source images I have abandoned my idea for "The Diary of Pro-Ana Frank." Is that so wrong?

Sep 07, 2003: 14:38
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SenatorIvy
Joined: Feb 28, 2003


quote:
G-III came out of the closet to say:
I've defiled one of my favorite movies.

/edit: NOW WITH BETTER GLASSES




You have disgraced Shinanju. Expect Chiun to arrive at your house shortly to perform the ultimate in public service.

Sep 07, 2003: 14:40
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GPF
Joined: Jul 20, 2000

TUCH MI PEEPEE!

quote:
DeeBye came out of the closet to say:
This is a good thread. Here's my entry.
http://www.kth.cx/up/s/slashdotting.jpg
Mercy buckets KTH.CX!


Heh. Good one. I did one of these for a movie poster thread a while back.

Sep 07, 2003: 14:55
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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

"Don't touch me asswipe, I'll wound your inner child"



Thanks kth.cx

Vengeance fucked around with this message at Sep 09, 2003 around 10:13

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Argentinian
Joined: Jun 12, 2003

Behind every great communist, there's an Argentinian.

quote:
Topkid came out of the closet to say:
Okay, having been unable to find suitably disturbing source images I have abandoned my idea for "The Diary of Pro-Ana Frank." Is that so wrong?


You must do this.

Sep 07, 2003: 15:16
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spacemountain
Joined: Apr 09, 2003





bigger version here

quote:
SpokkerJones came out of the closet to say:
spacemountain, you are everything I ever wanted to be in life. Your photoshops are some of the best I've ever seen.


awww, shucks

spacemountain fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 15:22

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EG-Fox
Joined: Dec 31, 2002

De nada

anyone want to do art fags?

Sep 07, 2003: 15:31
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Lum
Joined: Aug 13, 2003



Apologies if mocking Fark is no-longer considered funny

BTW, how do you do lens flares in GIMP 1.3?

Sep 07, 2003: 17:01
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MagnumHB
Joined: Jan 18, 2003


I know it's another furry one, but this just screamed at me from my DVD shelf.

Sep 07, 2003: 17:27
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The Famous Eccles
Joined: Apr 28, 2002

I SAID NEVER FORGET YOU TWIT

quote:
Lum came out of the closet to say:
Apologies if mocking Fark is no-longer considered funny



I can't see that ever happening.

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Bonnett
Joined: Aug 26, 2003

THE 12" DILDO IN MY ASS IS ONLY A PLACEHOLDER FOR LARGE SWEATY COCK

kinda sucks but I liked the idea

http://www.kth.cx/up/s/stopscreening.jpg

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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

Sep 07, 2003: 18:26
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SpoogeCannon
Joined: May 12, 2003



quote:
Luebbi came out of the closet to say:
For ricers:



Seriously. What did you change? I cant see the difference between that and the original poster. PS-I am blind.

Sep 07, 2003: 18:34
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ampinstein
Joined: Aug 25, 2003




I never really understood the anti-furry thing before I google-imaged for them.

Now I do:
http://www.faradawn.demon.co.uk/articles/mariec.htm

"I experimented with licking myself with my tongue until I found that my hair got stuck in my teeth" Bryon Havranek, 28

*shudder*

Sep 07, 2003: 18:37
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Inspector Hound
Joined: Jul 14, 2003

I'm a raging counter-strike fag!

quote:
Boxes came out of the closet to say:
[img-wallhackers]


Can't...stop...laughing....right click...save as...wipe tears...lung...collapses...oh shi


quote:
SpoogeCannon came out of the closet to say:

Seriously. What did you change? I cant see the difference between that and the original poster. PS-I am blind.



That's the joke. Ricers? The Fast and the Furious?

Sep 07, 2003: 19:06
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DeeBye
Joined: Aug 24, 2003


quote:
Lum came out of the closet to say:
BTW, how do you do lens flares in GIMP 1.3?


Unless 1.3 is radically different than 1.2:
Filters > Light Effects > FlareFX

Sep 07, 2003: 19:10
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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady

I think the "fixed" one says "Last and the Furious" instead of Fast? That's the only thing I can see.

Sep 07, 2003: 19:52
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kliksf
Joined: Dec 31, 2002


The Flava Hound

Why is this thread on page 2? Well, I'm gonna work on something. I had this already made. I don't know if it qualifies.

kliksf decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 20:52
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Inspector Hound
Joined: Jul 14, 2003

I'm a raging counter-strike fag!

This is shit, but its the only idea I had.



EDIT: Fixed for great dorquemada justice.

Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 10:34

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Mahnkiman
Joined: Jan 15, 2003


quote:
DoombatINC came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://www.kth.cx/up/d/dinc-1337.jpg[img]


You win. You so fucking win.

Sep 07, 2003: 21:23
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Doctor Zorbak
Joined: Aug 20, 2003

Slide.

quote:
Inspector Hound came out of the closet to say:
This is shit, but its the only idea I had.




i ed

Sep 07, 2003: 21:38
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Inspector Hound
Joined: Jul 14, 2003

I'm a raging counter-strike fag!

quote:
Doctor Zorbak came out of the closet to say:


i ed



This makes my heart glad.

Sep 07, 2003: 21:39
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BungMonkey
Joined: Sep 07, 2000


Mmm... Mulched baby...

You need to replace a few more of the credits with "FARK" or "FARK.COM" or "DREW CURTIS'"

Sep 07, 2003: 22:11
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dorquemada
Joined: Dec 21, 2001


A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, and smothered in special sauce.

^^^^Done.

quote:
Inspector Hound came out of the closet to say:
This makes my heart glad.
I fixed your credits:

dorquemada decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 22:18
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mooglemayhem
Joined: May 06, 2003



This took altogether too much time. Face it, sometimes we must laugh at ourselves.
(Edited for minor fixes now that it's gone goldmine)

mooglemayhem decided to show you this image:

mooglemayhem fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 02:24

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Nomad
Joined: Jul 09, 2003

For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

quote:
mooglemayhem came out of the closet to say:
This took alltogether too much time. Face it, sometimes we must laught at ourselves.


Living fuck, you win the thread.

Sep 07, 2003: 22:46
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Inspector Hound
Joined: Jul 14, 2003

I'm a raging counter-strike fag!

quote:
dorquemada came out of the closet to say:
^^^^Done.

I fixed your credits:



IN SOVIET RUSSIA THE CREDITS FIX YOU!

Seriously, I will sing about you next week at church.


vvv Dammit, I saw that in the poster site and I knew there was an angle on it. vvv

Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 23:31

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NNBv2
Joined: May 25, 2001


Forum Veteran

Sep 07, 2003: 23:30
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Big moron

Well, then there's this...


You don't want to know how long that took. I'm gonna quit while I'm (sort of) ahead, but this thread MUST NOT DIE!

 And here I was thinking I was going to take a nice long break from Photoshopping after that fucking marathon

Sep 08, 2003: 00:05
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c0balt
Joined: Nov 14, 2002


IMA CUT JOO, MANG!

quote:
Boxes came out of the closet to say:
Well, then there's this...


You don't want to know how long that took. I'm gonna quit while I'm (sort of) ahead, but this thread MUST NOT DIE!

 And here I was thinking I was going to take a nice long break from Photoshopping after that fucking marathon



Isn't that Lowtax's avatar?

Sep 08, 2003: 00:13
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verix
Joined: Jul 03, 2002


corn.jpg more like cornfed.jpg

quote:
c0balt came out of the closet to say:


Isn't that Lowtax's avatar?



You just blew my mind. How the fuck did you miss Pele?

Sep 08, 2003: 00:17
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Inspector Hound
Joined: Jul 14, 2003

I'm a raging counter-strike fag!

^^^ OH, ok I thought that was Jabba. Wondering about that... ^^^

quote:
c0balt came out of the closet to say:


Isn't that Lowtax's avatar?



lol You're right. It appears to be shoting laz-ars.

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OMGWTFBBQ
Joined: Nov 17, 2000


forums Robin

Stuck for Tuesday's Goldmine.

Sep 08, 2003: 00:18
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verix
Joined: Jul 03, 2002


corn.jpg more like cornfed.jpg

quote:
OMGWTFBBQ came out of the closet to say:
Stuck for Tuesday's Goldmine.


Sep 08, 2003: 00:20
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Doodles
Joined: Apr 14, 2001


Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

quote:
OMGWTFBBQ came out of the closet to say:
Stuck for Tuesday's Goldmine.

YAYYYYYY!!!

Sep 08, 2003: 00:21
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Big moron

quote:
Inspector Hound came out of the closet to say:
lol You're right. It appears to be shoting laz-ars.


Yes, it's Lowtax's avatar, shooting at a n00b-Fighter. Don't ask me what the hell that has to do with the title. I was just kind of using this as a template: http://www.knology.net/~majo/images/Star%20Wars.jpg

Anyway...

Sep 08, 2003: 01:43
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ail
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

SHUT THE FUCK UP, AIL

quote:
caiman came out of the closet to say:




very nice, how about a larger version? fucking print it out for gods sake!

Sep 08, 2003: 01:46
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caiman
Joined: Aug 18, 2003


"The ideas dictate everything, you have to be true to that or you're dead."

quote:
ail came out of the closet to say:



very nice, how about a larger version? fucking print it out for gods sake!



I'm pretty new to working with images. How can I make it larger without making it blurry? This was the size of the original source image. (plus the smaller size hides some of the flaws).

Sep 08, 2003: 02:02
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Impper
Joined: May 10, 2003

I am the master Imp

Whoever was asking, the Fast and the Furious poster was untouched, as it really was a movie made for ricers.

Sep 08, 2003: 02:19
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digitaldistorted
Joined: Feb 25, 2003


quote:
Impper came out of the closet to say:
Whoever was asking, the Fast and the Furious poster was untouched, as it really was a movie made for ricers.


Until I made a pun. A rather shitty one, but I got a laugh out of it.

Sep 08, 2003: 03:07
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Dillinger
Joined: Feb 27, 2003


I KIK HEDZ. I TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE.

quote:
Possym came out of the closet to say:


[img]http://www.kth.cx/up/s/straightEdgeX.jpg
Thanks KTH.CX

I think it turned out alright




Fucking beautiful. Good choice, hahaha.

Sep 08, 2003: 03:43
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Solvalou
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


Cool, ain't it?

Solvalou decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 03:46
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psylent
Joined: Nov 29, 2000


Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

The scary thing is that furries will likely take your photoshopped posters and masturbate over them. In their fursuits.

Sep 08, 2003: 03:53
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G-III
Joined: Mar 04, 2001


quote:
Solvalou came out of the closet to say:
Cool, ain't it?
That makes me sad. I like Krull.

Sep 08, 2003: 04:05
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HongKongPhooy
Joined: Jul 19, 2003

Unacceptable? Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!

Better late than premature.



Gotta give mad props to the Lone Goat for the help with this. Seeing as it is my first attempt at a photoshop thread.

quote:
EG-Fox came out of the closet to say:
anyone want to do art fags?


I'm up for one more if you give me something more to work with. eg. a movie title as well.

(Edited for de-rail: could someone please tell me how we got beat so badly in the photoshop battle royal with Spacemountain on our team?)

HongKongPhooy fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 04:25

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+decipher
Joined: Jun 26, 2003

F.O.A.D.

My first SA photoshop submission.



Thx kth.cx

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ampinstein
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


quote:
EG-Fox came out of the closet to say:
anyone want to do art fags?


Dunno why, but everytime I see this it reads "anyone want to do art, fags?" and
makes me

Edit: Not gay

ampinstein fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 10:40

Sep 08, 2003: 05:13
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bbg
Joined: Aug 02, 2002

Pushing Kids...

..Down The Stairs

all these photoshops suck

bbg decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 05:37
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HongKongPhooy
Joined: Jul 19, 2003

Unacceptable? Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!

quote:
bbg came out of the closet to say:
all these photoshops suck


Hahahaha at first I was pissed off when I read your post... now I can't stop laughing.

Sep 08, 2003: 05:54
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Epicutioner
Joined: Jun 04, 2003

I AM
GAY


thx, kth.cx

I think I put too much effort into this'un. Oh golly I sure do hope this goes over better than the "Skinhead" one that I did earlier.

Sep 08, 2003: 05:57
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Big moron

quote:
HongKongPhooy came out of the closet to say:
could someone please tell me how we got beat so badly in the photoshop battle royal with Spacemountain on our team?


It's a mystery, indeed. I have a few theories, but I keep coming back to one key factor:  My involvement.  Besides good old fashioned bad luck, it's the only possible explanation.

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Sep 08, 2003: 06:09
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kliksf
Joined: Dec 31, 2002


The Flava Hound

okay...

kliksf decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 07:14
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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady

quote:
bbg came out of the closet to say:
all these photoshops suck
(troll.jpg)


Great pic, nice touch.

I dunno either, spacemountain is one of the best PSers on here. Boxes, so are you... you and the other PS army guys are what I want to be when I grow up.

That is, if I were a guy... and... I wasn't... already grown up.... um.

Sep 08, 2003: 08:27
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Reo
Joined: Apr 11, 2003


Come on, you rotten pile of gummi bears!

Reo fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 08:44

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TerryCheesecake
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


http://www.kth.cx/up/t/theitalianjob.jpg

Thanks kth.cx.

Sep 08, 2003: 08:45
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ScrapsCantGo
Joined: May 19, 2003

Sorry, Timmy, No dogs on the Moon.

Do spammers count as a subculture?


it was either this or Faster Pu55yc@t SEND! SEND!

Sep 08, 2003: 08:47
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Reo
Joined: Apr 11, 2003


Come on, you rotten pile of gummi bears!

quote:
TerryCheesecake came out of the closet to say:
http://www.kth.cx/up/t/theitalianjob.jpg

Thanks kth.cx.

The pope is a subculture?

Sep 08, 2003: 08:48
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TerryCheesecake
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


Erm, it's remade for catholics?

Sep 08, 2003: 08:49
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SpaceGirl
Joined: Jul 02, 2003

Abandoning Decency to the Marauding Hordes.

quote:
Reo came out of the closet to say:



OMG Kawaii!! ^____^


I have a few ideas myself but owning to complete lack of skill in any way, shape or form am unable to contribute.

Sep 08, 2003: 08:53
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Reo
Joined: Apr 11, 2003


Come on, you rotten pile of gummi bears!

quote:
TerryCheesecake came out of the closet to say:
Erm, it's remade for catholics?

Well, I'd like to argue, but they certainly fit the definition of a retarded subculture. Good show.

Sep 08, 2003: 08:59
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Diet Smegma
Joined: Feb 14, 2002

Artificial Meat Byproduct

Epicutioner came up for air just long enough to give us "MULLET"

I laughed at that one, good job. The others have been okay, but this one was pure comedy. Thank you.

Sep 08, 2003: 09:33
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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady

Scrapscantgo, what font is that for "The Messenger"? Excellent work! I think I just got an email from "asswereqwseertf"... O_o

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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

"Don't touch me asswipe, I'll wound your inner child"



Sorry had to do it

Bah, sucked up all my quota

Thanks kth.cx

vvvv Cheers dude, except now I've sucked up my bandwidth I have to do smaller ones, bah. 1GB gone in 7 days

Vengeance fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 10:47

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SwiftStrikerInc
Joined: Feb 04, 2002


He sold you stuff with arms that were flailing, But most of the stuff ended up failing

quote:
Vengeance came out of the closet to say:



This one isn't nearly getting enough love. All around 5!

Sep 08, 2003: 10:13
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Blooddoll
Joined: Jun 21, 2003

Queen of Freaks

Sep 08, 2003: 10:13
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spacemountain
Joined: Apr 09, 2003






quote:
HongKongPhooy came out of the closet to say:
(Edited for de-rail: could someone please tell me how we got beat so badly in the photoshop battle royal with Spacemountain on our team?)


like boxes i have a few theories (none to do with his involvment though), but i'll not go over them again or it'll sound like sour grapes. the fact that tranzorz is a freak of nature didn't help, if he hadn't been involved we probably could have taken the fark team.

but, i did manage to win a worth1000 contest!!! we won't mention the fact that it was in the photoshop for beginners section...

Sep 08, 2003: 10:45
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ampinstein
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


Spacemountain, I know I'm a n00b, but I love you.

Sep 08, 2003: 11:05
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dorquemada
Joined: Dec 21, 2001


A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, and smothered in special sauce.

quote:
spacemountain came out of the closet to say:
but, i did manage to win a worth1000 contest!!! we won't mention the fact that it was in the photoshop for beginners section...
Still, good job. I'm a glutton for punishment, so I submitted one for an advanced contest.

Not mine, #4/64: http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=64435&display=photoshop
Mine, #26/64: http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=64308&display=photoshop

I am utterly, utterly stumped.

dorquemada fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 11:16

Sep 08, 2003: 11:08
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Inspector Hound
Joined: Jul 14, 2003

I'm a raging counter-strike fag!

quote:
spacemountain came out of the closet to say:
but, i did manage to win a worth1000 contest!!! we won't mention the fact that it was in the photoshop for beginners section...


How is that beginner? I feel like a failure.

Wait a minute...I think this thread is stickied...

Sep 08, 2003: 11:21
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CannonFodder
Joined: Jan 26, 2001


quote:
dorquemada came out of the closet to say:
[IMG-Otaku-attacku-oahu]
thank god it's subbed, otherwise I'd never watch it.

Sep 08, 2003: 11:27
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KissKissBangBang
Joined: Nov 22, 2002


Geo-citizen Kane = perfection in a jpeg. Theres some great stuff here.

Any chance someone could explain the Wizard of Oz one too me though. I may be a little slow on the uptake there.

Sep 08, 2003: 11:50
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dorquemada
Joined: Dec 21, 2001


A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, and smothered in special sauce.

quote:
KissKissBangBang came out of the closet to say:
Any chance someone could explain the Wizard of Oz one too me though. I may be a little slow on the uptake there.
There's an HBO show called Oz, about life in a prison. I'm not sure how that qualifies as a retarded subculture, though.

Sep 08, 2003: 12:01
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KissKissBangBang
Joined: Nov 22, 2002


quote:
dorquemada came out of the closet to say:
There's an HBO show called Oz, about life in a prison. I'm not sure how that qualifies as a retarded subculture, though.


Of course (smacks forehead). It's got a pretty dedicated fanbase and probably it's own stockpile of slash fanfic (not that it needs it) somewhere. I'm sure there's plenty of retard to go around.

Sep 08, 2003: 12:05
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noblestabbings
Joined: Aug 28, 2003


Putting the "f" back in "art"

quote:
IMJack came out of the closet to say:
Nice work thus far, all.

Trying to do "Skaface"; failing miserably. If someone wants to take the idea and spare me some humiliation, please do.



i'll give it a shot

Sep 08, 2003: 12:29
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Psycho Donut Killer
Joined: Nov 29, 2000


It's All about the Poontang, Baby!

quote:
KissKissBangBang came out of the closet to say:

Any chance someone could explain the Wizard of Oz one too me though. I may be a little slow on the uptake there.



Well, there was also The Wiz, and all black wizard of oz, but the HBO prison show makes much more sense.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078504/

Sep 08, 2003: 13:08
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Blooddoll
Joined: Jun 21, 2003

Queen of Freaks

quote:
KissKissBangBang came out of the closet to say:


Of course (smacks forehead). It's got a pretty dedicated fanbase and probably it's own stockpile of slash fanfic (not that it needs it) somewhere. I'm sure there's plenty of retard to go around.




Prison itself is a retarded sub-culture... expecialy with the increasing number of moronic kids being PROUD that they have been to Prison or JDH what have you.

Sep 08, 2003: 13:11
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Bonnett
Joined: Aug 26, 2003

THE 12" DILDO IN MY ASS IS ONLY A PLACEHOLDER FOR LARGE SWEATY COCK

luvu kthx

http://www.kth.cx/up/e/ebay.jpg

I can clean it up a bit or add to it if you guys like it.

Sep 08, 2003: 13:43
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Inspector Hound
Joined: Jul 14, 2003

I'm a raging counter-strike fag!

quote:
Bonnett came out of the closet to say:
luvu kthx

http://www.kth.cx/up/e/ebay.jpg

I can clean it up a bit or add to it if you guys like it.



Make it "everybody bids" instead of "everybody ebays"

Sep 08, 2003: 13:49
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Tom_ER
Joined: May 18, 2003


It's half empty.

This photoshop took longer than it probably appears and while my idea was to photoshop Nintendo fanboys (because I pretty much am one, or at least I used to be, the interest is starting to wain), the idea didn't quite turn out like that and is now not directly on topic.

Anyway...



and in case it's not obvious, since I didn't photoshop the actual poster but constructed it to look like the poster, it is derived from this:

Tom_ER fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 14:21

Sep 08, 2003: 14:01
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Bonnett
Joined: Aug 26, 2003

THE 12" DILDO IN MY ASS IS ONLY A PLACEHOLDER FOR LARGE SWEATY COCK

I'll get right onto it.

Sep 08, 2003: 14:01
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Boywunda
Joined: Jun 25, 2003


quote:
NoneMoreNegative came out of the closet to say:


Hurrah for Pedophiles!



Someone has to do Michael Jackson instead of Hugh Grant. I would attempt it but I'm at work with no photoshop and I have no time to do it at home this week.

Sep 08, 2003: 14:12
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Bonnett
Joined: Aug 26, 2003

THE 12" DILDO IN MY ASS IS ONLY A PLACEHOLDER FOR LARGE SWEATY COCK

http://www.kth.cx/up/e/ebayammended.jpg

again, if anyone thinks it could do with sprucing up a bit I shall do so

Sep 08, 2003: 14:17
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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

"Don't touch me asswipe, I'll wound your inner child"

quote:
Bonnett came out of the closet to say:
http://www.kth.cx/up/e/ebayammended.jpg

again, if anyone thinks it could do with sprucing up a bit I shall do so



Hey dude I'm pretty new to photoshop myself but you might want to try copying/pasting/resizing the actual letters that are in the title. I dunno but it looks like you hand drew a couple of them. For example you have the C in cruise at the top that you could use for the C in purchase with some resizing.. I like it though!

Sep 08, 2003: 14:32
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Valentein
Joined: Jun 06, 2003

Grand Poobah

quote:
Reo came out of the closet to say:
The pope is a subculture?


No, but it's still funny.

Sep 08, 2003: 14:53
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Simon Draskovic
Joined: Jan 21, 2003


quote:
Bonnett came out of the closet to say:
http://www.kth.cx/up/e/ebayammended.jpg

again, if anyone thinks it could do with sprucing up a bit I shall do so


This might be really difficult, but would you be able to turn the "Precrime" in the background to "Priceline"?

Edit: Oh, and an easy fix: the website address in the credits (right above "bids").

Sep 08, 2003: 15:18
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Aeodan
Joined: Jul 01, 2003

Hentai <3

quote:
El_Stapler came out of the closet to say:


Oh Jesus. The "Subbed Not Dubbed" alone makes this Comedy Elerium.



Holy crap, you get bonus points for mentioning Elerium, but anyways, I want to see some new-age fundie bashing, that's a sub-culture, right?

Sep 08, 2003: 15:44
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MagnumHB
Joined: Jan 18, 2003


quote:
Bonnett came out of the closet to say:
http://www.kth.cx/up/e/ebayammended.jpg
again, if anyone thinks it could do with sprucing up a bit I shall do so


Instead of that messy text you have there, try typing in your own text using Felix or Perpetua Titling (use the one that matches better) and modifying that to get the right effects.

Sep 08, 2003: 15:52
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berzerkmonkey
Joined: Jul 23, 2003


quote:
HongKongPhooy came out of the closet to say:



Ahahahahaha! Awesome!
I can just imagine from the little guy's paranoid look, he's thinking that he's going up someone's butt any second now.

berzerkmonkey fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 16:43

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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

Made during web design class.

Sep 08, 2003: 16:42
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Shop Suey
Joined: Jan 23, 2003


Beaten, Kinda...

Sep 08, 2003: 17:06
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Tunafish
Joined: Jun 13, 2003

King of all that is suck

Dare i post movies for the muppet-loving-children subculture? Someone dare me...

Sep 08, 2003: 17:08
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stifu
Joined: Sep 04, 2003


quote:
Tunafish came out of the closet to say:
Dare i post movies for the muppet-loving-children subculture? Someone dare me...

i fudging double dare you

Sep 08, 2003: 17:34
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DLane
Joined: Jul 27, 2003



thx,kth.cx

Sep 08, 2003: 17:53
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Sp!ke
Joined: Sep 05, 2003


quote:
DLane came out of the closet to say:

thx,kth.cx



Bad-ass!

Sep 08, 2003: 17:58
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Bonnett
Joined: Aug 26, 2003

THE 12" DILDO IN MY ASS IS ONLY A PLACEHOLDER FOR LARGE SWEATY COCK

Thanks for the input fellas, everything duly noted. Ebay YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS squared will be out sometime tommorrow but it's late in England so I'm going to bed for now.

Sep 08, 2003: 18:00
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MagnumHB
Joined: Jan 18, 2003


quote:
DLane came out of the closet to say:
[img-camping fag

Better than the original no doubt, not that I've actually seen Sniper 2.

Sep 08, 2003: 18:07
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Sockington
Joined: Jul 26, 2003

Obscene, Inappropraite, and Racist

Neither I (seeing Sniper 2)

My failed attempt.

Sep 08, 2003: 18:40
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noblestabbings
Joined: Aug 28, 2003


Putting the "f" back in "art"

here's my contribution...

Skaface

EDIT: cleaned it up a bit.

noblestabbings fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 19:00

Sep 08, 2003: 18:49
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mortalwombat
Joined: Feb 14, 2003


Imagine the soundtrack.... ugh.

Sep 08, 2003: 19:08
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Myrddin Emrys
Joined: Jul 03, 2003


Cool like Luke



If that's NWS I can link it.

Sep 08, 2003: 19:14
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SenatorIvy
Joined: Feb 28, 2003


Dang, I was already in the middle of a "Skaface" onesheet; is there a forums joke about vengeance being spelled "vengence" that I don't know about, or was that a fluke, NobleStabbings?

Sep 08, 2003: 19:15
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noblestabbings
Joined: Aug 28, 2003


Putting the "f" back in "art"

quote:
SenatorIvy came out of the closet to say:
Dang, I was already in the middle of a "Skaface" onesheet; is there a forums joke about vengeance being spelled "vengence" that I don't know about, or was that a fluke, NobleStabbings?


haha i have no idea. i wanna see your version thou cuz my photoskillz are mediocre at best. what can i do to improve it?

Sep 08, 2003: 19:18
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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady

quote:
dorquemada came out of the closet to say:
Still, good job. I'm a glutton for punishment, so I submitted one for an advanced contest.
Mine, #26/64: http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=64308&display=photoshop

I am utterly, utterly stumped.


Nice job!

Do you PS Army guys have plat. for if someone (like me) wanted to PM you with questions on how to do stuff? (how do i flare lens, lolerz?) I've had PS since this spring and I'm loving it but I'm also one of these morons that can't RTFM and understand half of what they say but learn more by doing.

I was thinking of doing something along the lines of "Lord of the Webrings" but don't know if that's a subculture? Feel free to use it if someone thinks it is.

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Sep 08, 2003: 19:35
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Big moron

^^^^
I might be able to give you a few tips. No plat, but I have AIM, ICQ, and *gasp* e-mail if you're interested.  spellcheck@phreakymonkey.com 

And now, one for the anime nerds (someone wanted Christian fundies?):


Okay, I'm done for real now.

Sep 08, 2003: 19:56
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Bunson_Honeydew
Joined: May 12, 2001


quote:
noblestabbings came out of the closet to say:
here's my contribution...

Skaface

EDIT: cleaned it up a bit.



I took a shot at improving this in MSPaint. I had not used MSPaint since I got Windows 3.1 for the first time.

Bunson_Honeydew decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 19:58
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SenatorIvy
Joined: Feb 28, 2003


quote:
dorquemada came out of the closet to say:
Still, good job. I'm a glutton for punishment, so I submitted one for an advanced contest.

Not mine, #4/64: http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=64435&display=photoshop
Mine, #26/64: http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=64308&display=photoshop

I am utterly, utterly stumped.



I'm not familiar with Worth1000's contest rules or traditions (hell, I'm not really familiar with a lot of SA's traditions, either, so there.) but the only way I can see the punkmonk having been rated higher than your Loch Ness Monster, is if "can I send this to my dimwit Aunt for an instant laugh?" comes into play; changing an isolated monk's hat over a clouded sky background isn't nearly as "advanced" as reworking something to take up the larger portion of an image, as yours was. If it was a case of #23/#26, I might not have that big of a word about it, but #4/#26? That's a bit too much of a gap, it seems.

I wasn't aware of the results of the tournament either, but hopefully next time (?) we'll win; and I look forward to seeing even more of the heavies' names in Phridays again; now that I've finally been in one, the rush of being in one with veterans is making me giddypants.

Sep 08, 2003: 20:06
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DoriDori240
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


Needs more Anna Ohura

quote:
Boxes came out of the closet to say:
And now, one for the anime nerds (someone wanted Christian fundies?):
http://www.kth.cx/up/t/televangelion.jpg

Okay, I'm done for real now.



Thats beautiful.

Sep 08, 2003: 20:44
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noblestabbings
Joined: Aug 28, 2003


Putting the "f" back in "art"

i retouched the trombone a liddle and a buddy of mine likes it alot more now lesse what you think:
Skaface

Sep 08, 2003: 21:04