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Skrewloose
Joined: Feb 10, 2002


TICK TOCK

For no reason.



Jun 29, 2003: 16:09
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therapy
Joined: Jun 12, 2001


I like this thread.

therapy decided to show you this image:

Jun 29, 2003: 16:21
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eloH
Joined: Apr 16, 2002


quote:
therapy came out of the closet to say:
I like this thread.
hahaha fucking awesome

i can't make nerdy haikus so i can't contribute

Jun 29, 2003: 16:28
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therapy
Joined: Jun 12, 2001


Another one:

therapy decided to show you this image:

Jun 29, 2003: 16:39
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Skrewloose
Joined: Feb 10, 2002


TICK TOCK




Last ditch effort...

Jun 29, 2003: 17:08
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Swordfish
Joined: Aug 15, 2001

All she needs is a dickslap. That'll put the little nip in her place.

"Set phasers to LOVE" has now entered my vocabulary.

Jun 29, 2003: 17:10
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Speak
Joined: Jul 19, 2001


Speak fucked around with this message at Jun 29, 2003 around 17:20

Jun 29, 2003: 17:11
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Singer/Songwriter





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Jun 29, 2003: 17:11
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Giblet
Joined: Jun 18, 2003


ok i know i could just spend like 2 min to figure it out from yours but what are the sylable counts for each line in a hiku... haicoo... whatever they are called

Jun 29, 2003: 17:12
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Singer/Songwriter

quote:
Swordfish came out of the closet to say:
"Set phasers to LOVE" has now entered my vocabulary.


Agreed. Best haiku line ever.

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Jun 29, 2003: 17:12
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Fallom
Joined: May 08, 2003

I'm part of a INTERNET GAMING TEAM

quote:
Giblet came out of the closet to say:
ok i know i could just spend like 2 min to figure it out from yours but what are the sylable counts for each line in a hiku... haicoo... whatever they are called


It's in the damn topic, HAIKU

Also:

5
7
5

I'll try to come up with something when I unfuck my computer from the W32/Parite virus.

Jun 29, 2003: 17:13
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Singer/Songwriter

^^^^^^
Aw man, how's he ever going to learn to use his brain if he doesn't exercise it?

quote:
Giblet came out of the closet to say:
ok i know i could just spend like 2 min to figure it out from yours but what are the sylable counts for each line in a hiku... haicoo... whatever they are called


I think you answered your own question.

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Jun 29, 2003: 17:14
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Giblet
Joined: Jun 18, 2003


quote:
Fallom came out of the closet to say:


It's in the damn topic, HAIKU

Also:

5
7
5

I'll try to come up with something when I unfuck my computer from the W32/Parite virus.



thanks. btw i knew it was in the topic

Jun 29, 2003: 17:25
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Paul_Boz
Joined: Jun 28, 2003

Oh Noes!!1

Jun 29, 2003: 17:27
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therapy
Joined: Jun 12, 2001


quote:
Skrewloose came out of the closet to say:
[enterprise.jpg]


Last ditch effort...



That's hilarious, did you also do this image macro I found like a few months back? Either way, both are hilarious..

therapy decided to show you this image:

Jun 29, 2003: 17:35
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Skrewloose
Joined: Feb 10, 2002


TICK TOCK

quote:
therapy came out of the closet to say:


That's hilarious, did you also do this image macro I found like a few months back? Either way, both are hilarious..




Nope, that wasn't me. I think I was (mis?)remembering the Star Trek/Love Boat SNL skit. Chris Farley is the best Riker ever.

Jun 29, 2003: 17:38
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shrew
Joined: Jan 26, 2001


B.net style -

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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003

...Men?...Police men?

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sba
Joined: Jul 09, 2001


There's no smile of an angel without the wrath of god.

quote:
Skrewloose came out of the closet to say:



Last ditch effort...



5 this five 5 times for me, sally

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Ultra Dutch Bus
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comin' down the street

How do i wrote haiku?

Ultra Dutch Bus decided to show you this image:

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CrayZHorse
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Glue!

quote:
Boxes came out of the closet to say:



Needs more love.

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b33fyr33t
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I'm different.

Whether or not this works kind of depends on how you pronounce things. Meh.

b33fyr33t decided to show you this image:

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I hate Stiffly Stiffersons. I want to prank them... for hours... in my basement.

Jun 29, 2003: 18:02
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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003

...Men?...Police men?

quote:
CrayZHorse came out of the closet to say:


Needs more love.



The 'girl' or the Haiku

Jun 29, 2003: 18:06
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sakana
Joined: Feb 08, 2003


What the fuck is up with all those chicken strips?

Legolas, I thought
You were hot before the film
Orlando Bloom sucks.

I like the haiku but couldn't think of an appropriate background

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Jun 29, 2003: 18:13
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Ultra Dutch Bus
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comin' down the street

.

Ultra Dutch Bus decided to show you this image:

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blairerickson
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I hate Stiffly Stiffersons. I want to prank them... for hours... in my basement.

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Jon
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My, what an extra-saucy lad!

I'm sorry.

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Speak
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NOISEassault
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quote:
Speak came out of the closet to say:


you just won this thread hands down

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Eris_Is_Goddess
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Fucking YES.

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Crimsonfunk
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I've got a TV eye on you

quote:
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Goddamn Chris, you sure fit in well here!

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Vandall
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These are wonderful. And "Set Phasers to LOVE" is fucking hilarious.

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Cavaradossi
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Svani per sempre
il sogno mio d'amore

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Giblet
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my sad sad attempt.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid67/p49c0c6427862113e5b6e3bf96b66eb88/fbce5b5a.jpg

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bisonbison
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fear no fish

.

bisonbison decided to show you this image:

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pointlessone
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


quote:
Speak came out of the closet to say:


I love you

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Lamech
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CLAMPMASTER

quote:
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^^^ It is by will alone....that people like you set these forums in motion.

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Cavaradossi
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Svani per sempre
il sogno mio d'amore

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DoombatINC
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Look! I'm the mitten pope!


Props to Pipebomb for hosting.

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Crusader
Joined: Apr 11, 2002


quote:
Speak came out of the closet to say:
[img-scarlet speedster]


Haha, that's awesome. Here's mine:



edit: not really a pastoral background, sorry Skrewloose

Crusader fucked around with this message at Jun 29, 2003 around 20:56

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Mack Chacky
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UMASS Goon

Thanks Pipebomb- my hosting is down right now...

*

*Not gay.

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bisonbison
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fear no fish

.

bisonbison decided to show you this image:

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Cavaradossi
Joined: May 12, 2001

Svani per sempre
il sogno mio d'amore

^^^^^^^ One of the worst puns I've seen in years. Well done!

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Clockwise
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I'm a racist who makes bad photoshop threads!







Clockwise fucked around with this message at Jun 29, 2003 around 22:17

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Skrewloose
Joined: Feb 10, 2002


TICK TOCK

quote:
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[img]horses.jpg



quote:
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[img]doombatinc-savingthrow.jpg
Props to Pipebomb for hosting.




SWOOOOOON!!!!

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Keep your energy high with my Beast Power Rap

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DoombatINC
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Look! I'm the mitten pope!


More props to Pipebomb for hosting.

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Sinistar55
Joined: Jan 15, 2003


I hunger!

bleh, gonna give it a few more tries

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CrayZHorse
Joined: Apr 03, 2002

Glue!

quote:
shaker came out of the closet to say:


The 'girl' or the Haiku



AAAUUUGGGHHH!! The Haiku, a thousand times the Haiku!

Jun 29, 2003: 22:43
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Sinistar55
Joined: Jan 15, 2003


I hunger!

kekekeke!

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Killer_Beer_Coaster
Joined: Mar 31, 2003

Brought to you by the letter Y.

quote:
Sinistar55 came out of the closet to say:
kekekeke!

Cut thread here.
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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Comrade Tan
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quote:
Boco_T came out of the closet to say:




This is fantastic.

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The Flava Hound

Aces!

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Muttering Bag Lady

quote:
Sinistar55 came out of the closet to say:
kekekeke!

Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

And Clockwise, you're a good sport, I have to admit.

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Fight Test
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Clouds Taste Metallic

http://www.angelfire.com/fl5/hitori/flower.jpg

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not a haiku, but i think it's a reference that had to be included

Jun 29, 2003: 23:55
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Devonaut
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Devoted Astronaut

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JoseOle
Joined: Jun 18, 2003

senanigans! shenanigans!

quote:
therapy came out of the closet to say:
I like this thread.


I once found a woman who layed in bed with me and watched a Charlie Chaplin flick with me and what's more, SHE ENJOYED IT EVERY BIT AS MUCH AS I DID.

In the end it turns out she wasn't as attracted to me as I was to her. She's presently under my bed, forever mine.

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ShindeKudasai
Joined: Nov 19, 2002


I said, its dodgeball time.. Bitch!



[edit:]that whole site was F*cked up horribly. I am scared.

[edit2:] i just remebered that its syllables not phonemes... sorry about the bad haiku

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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady

(This is a terribly jpg compressed Terragen render of mine from a long time ago.)






/me screams when she sees ShindeKudasai's post when she previews her own.... ACK, that's terrifying..... O_o

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Nermal
Joined: Mar 15, 2003


Wooo-wee! Damn I'm good looking.

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Shady
Joined: Apr 15, 2003

It's always a few degrees cooler in the shade...

no photoshop, but heres a nerd love haiku:

Dear Grrl,

When I'm in your base,
We'll use lots of spermicide
To kill all my dudes.


<3,
Shady

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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
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Needs more pastoral, but oh well. Mad props to my homie Pipebomb for the tight-ass hizzosting.


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ShindeKudasai
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I said, its dodgeball time.. Bitch!

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Ted E Ruxpin fucked around with this message at Jun 30, 2003 around 01:01

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tleilaxuscum
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Ja Mein Kapatain!

quote:
Aquinas came out of the closet to say:



e:f, b

actual edit: http://members.aol.com/tleilaxuscum/images/RO.jpg

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Allen's Wrench
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It's all you get.

Intentionally garish and stupid to match the ardor of this fellow's passion:

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Did you know there is black jade paste?

True geek love

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arsonic
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dork.

sucketh doth the photoshop, but... why did i never get one of these from a cute little boy?

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Steven Seagal
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OUT FOR JUSTICE

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Did you know there is black jade paste?

More geek love

skander decided to show you this image:

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texatut
Joined: Apr 03, 2002

BERGIL

quote:
skander came out of the closet to say:
More geek love


^^^^
Awesome.

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Pablo Gigante
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Elementary Penguin

quote:
bisonbison came out of the closet to say:
.

holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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R2-D2
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I've got worms

quote:
Nermal came out of the closet to say:

+


HA HA HA HA I laughed so hard i think a little pee came out!

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Mizkif
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Borfo's non-gimmick account.

quote:
therapy came out of the closet to say:



AAHAHAHAHA

therapy, you are the greatest.

Jun 30, 2003: 02:51
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Leg0z
Joined: Apr 30, 2003

Internet Dateing Super Stud

Here is my contribution.

Jun 30, 2003: 03:38
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skander
Joined: Apr 17, 2003


Did you know there is black jade paste?

quote:
therapy came out of the closet to say:
band geek


Wonderful. You have inspired me.

skander decided to show you this image:

Jun 30, 2003: 03:41
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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady

quote:
Leg0z came out of the closet to say:
Here is my contribution.



Who, me?

Jun 30, 2003: 10:37
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Reo
Joined: Apr 11, 2003


This came out more painful than I expected:

Jun 30, 2003: 10:44
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KleptomaN
Joined: Jul 24, 2001


quote:
Not an Asshat came out of the closet to say:



Jesus Christ! This is the best thing ever!

Jun 30, 2003: 11:02
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Generic Superhero
Joined: Nov 09, 2000


We have evolved beyond rules, or manners.

quote:
caldrax came out of the closet to say:




Damn straight.

Jun 30, 2003: 11:06
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Belldandy
Joined: Sep 11, 2001


All of these are amazing, I cant wait to get home to contribute

Jun 30, 2003: 11:15
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blairerickson
Joined: May 17, 2002


I hate Stiffly Stiffersons. I want to prank them... for hours... in my basement.

quote:
Reo came out of the closet to say:
This came out more painful than I expected:


Yes, sad but true

Jun 30, 2003: 11:20
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plastickiwi
Joined: Dec 19, 2001

Tickled Purple!

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Joined: Mar 31, 2003

The best tits I have ever seen in my life were on a seventh grader.

quote:
Reo came out of the closet to say:
This came out more painful than I expected:



That is perfect.

Jun 30, 2003: 13:42
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Jack's Flow
Joined: Jun 06, 2003

Lost in Limbo

quote:
Reo came out of the closet to say:
This came out more painful than I expected:



5. Hello new wallpaper.

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r.y.f.s.o.
Joined: Feb 28, 2003


chances last a finite time

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CrayZHorse
Joined: Apr 03, 2002

Glue!

Heh,

CrayZHorse decided to show you this image:

Jun 30, 2003: 17:35
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Aquinas
Joined: Jul 10, 2001


This thread is great. Don't let it die.



Jun 30, 2003: 17:50
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markhate
Joined: Apr 27, 2003



Made more pastoral. Sort of.

markhate fucked around with this message at Jul 01, 2003 around 02:50

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dark_3y3
Joined: Sep 23, 2002


I still get a laugh out of this anytime I think about this movie...

Jun 30, 2003: 18:24
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MadBoar
Joined: Apr 16, 2003


Trolling at the speed of sound.

my chest bursts with love
don't fall away, die alone
hold me for my life

and if you'll forgive the catchphrase...

what beauty is this?
the Goggles, they do nothing!
im blinded by lust

MadBoar fucked around with this message at Jun 30, 2003 around 19:42

Jun 30, 2003: 19:33
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upstartcrow
Joined: Dec 14, 2002


Runs with scissors

meh...

Jun 30, 2003: 19:44
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upstartcrow
Joined: Dec 14, 2002


Runs with scissors

dammit, dammit, dammit...

upstartcrow decided to show you this image:

Jun 30, 2003: 19:47
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fldr
Joined: May 25, 2001




I didn't have any ideas, but luckily someone AIM'ed me while I was reading this thread.

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Woz
Joined: May 08, 2003

WOZINATOR

quote:
Capn Jobe came out of the closet to say:


not a haiku, but i think it's a reference that had to be included




You made my day; I always hated C until I saw this.

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Enlarged Testie
Joined: Jun 10, 2003

the other ball is normal

quote:
r.y.f.s.o. came out of the closet to say:



best ever!!!

Jun 30, 2003: 21:37
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savinis_acolyte
Joined: Mar 23, 2003


Say hello, bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia!

Forgive me.

savinis_acolyte decided to show you this image:

Jun 30, 2003: 22:09
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savinis_acolyte
Joined: Mar 23, 2003


Say hello, bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia!

Not that I have a problem with the occasional trilinear or even anisotropic ...

Jun 30, 2003: 22:20
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Alley Cat
Joined: Apr 12, 2002

Yarrrr?

I'm not very good at these...

Alley Cat decided to show you this image:

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iKon
Joined: Oct 04, 2000




gibsonnerd

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Hoffma
Joined: Mar 29, 2003


Mechanical Simian. The perfect amalgamation of natural nemeses, Monkey and Robot.

Jun 30, 2003: 23:03
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FA010S
Joined: Sep 09, 2001


Needs more DDR nerd love.

Jun 30, 2003: 23:20
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DipesXP
Joined: Mar 21, 2002


Scourge of the Seven Seas, foo!

quote:
Cavaradossi came out of the closet to say:



That's actually a pretty well formed haiku. Most SA haiku ends up just being a 17 syllable sentence.

Jun 30, 2003: 23:28
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Fragmaster
Joined: Dec 01, 2000

Nerdshoe



Jun 30, 2003: 23:59
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Clockwise
Joined: Feb 24, 2003


I'm a racist who makes bad photoshop threads!

quote:
r.y.f.s.o. came out of the closet to say:




Jul 01, 2003: 03:39
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Bonk
Joined: Aug 03, 2002


quote:
caldrax came out of the closet to say:
http://216.75.225.152/caldrax/everquest.jpg


I had a similar idea, mainly because I can't possibly think of anything nerdier than Everquest marriages:

Bonk decided to show you this image:

Jul 01, 2003: 03:56
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Bonk
Joined: Aug 03, 2002


And another:

Bonk decided to show you this image:

Jul 01, 2003: 04:12
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Zeezo
Joined: Sep 03, 2002


[img - eye]



Sorry if the Diablo idea was already taken. I'm on 56k and, well, yeah.

Jul 01, 2003: 04:43
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Zeezo
Joined: Sep 03, 2002


[img - eye]

Another.

EDIT: Fixed for syllables.

Zeezo fucked around with this message at Jul 01, 2003 around 15:53

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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003

...Men?...Police men?

quote:
Zeezo came out of the closet to say:
Another.
[img]nerdascii.jpg



Brilliant! (But the teach might call you on the 5 syllables on the second line)

Jul 01, 2003: 07:41
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Zeezo
Joined: Sep 03, 2002


[img - eye]

quote:
shaker came out of the closet to say:


Brilliant! (But the teach might call you on the 5 syllables on the second line)




Er.. that's how I pronounce ASCII, mmhmm.

Jul 01, 2003: 15:45
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ChineseBuffet
Joined: Mar 06, 2003

Yum!

quote:
Zeezo came out of the closet to say:


Er.. that's how I pronounce ASCII, mmhmm.



His point is that the second line should be seven syllables.

Jul 01, 2003: 16:36
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Cavaradossi
Joined: May 12, 2001

Svani per sempre
il sogno mio d'amore

quote:
ChineseBuffet came out of the closet to say:
His point is that the second line should be seven syllables.
ay-ess-see-eye-eye charac-ters

Jul 01, 2003: 16:39
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Sebastian Flyte
Joined: Jun 27, 2003

Golly!

My first image post. Hope my host holds up...

Jul 01, 2003: 17:26
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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003

...Men?...Police men?

quote:
Zeezo came out of the closet to say:


Er.. that's how I pronounce ASCII, mmhmm.



I've always read it as "ass-key"... oh well.

If we get into a long discussion about that, then we're going to fit the category too well. I mean, it's not like these smack of any autobiography...

RIGHT, MEN?

Jul 01, 2003: 17:56
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Kuuenbu
Joined: Nov 19, 2001

I enjoy using semicolons.

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ChineseBuffet
Joined: Mar 06, 2003

Yum!

quote:
shaker came out of the closet to say:


I've always read it as "ass-key"... oh well.

If we get into a long discussion about that, then we're going to fit the category too well. I mean, it's not like these smack of any autobiography...

RIGHT, MEN?



SIR, YES, SIR!

Jul 01, 2003: 19:02
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ianfx
Joined: May 17, 2003



quote:
Cavaradossi came out of the closet to say:
ay-ess-see-eye-eye charac-ters


char-ac-ters

that makes 8.

Jul 01, 2003: 19:33
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apoptosis
Joined: Apr 13, 2003

Drain Bamaged

You've all made me...so...so...happy. Joy! Happy! Happy! Joy!

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Zeezo
Joined: Sep 03, 2002


[img - eye]

quote:
shaker came out of the closet to say:


I've always read it as "ass-key"... oh well.

If we get into a long discussion about that, then we're going to fit the category too well. I mean, it's not like these smack of any autobiography...

RIGHT, MEN?



I was actually joking, knowing I'd fucked up. I guess I have to use sarcasm tags for people to get it.

Jul 01, 2003: 20:22
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ChineseBuffet
Joined: Mar 06, 2003

Yum!

quote:
Zeezo came out of the closet to say:


I was actually joking, knowing I'd fucked up. I guess I have to use sarcasm tags for people to get it.



YES! I thought about pointing that out but decided you were being sarcastic. Of course now I have posted anyway...

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The sea is my home.

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LurchDawg
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Forum Dra-Goon

not quite "pastoral"

LurchDawg decided to show you this image:

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Joined: Jan 26, 2001

Every time I masturbate, I am destroying my ability to enjoy happiness in life with each stranded man baby.

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Mnemosyne
Joined: Jun 10, 2002


quote:
Allen's Wrench came out of the closet to say:
Intentionally garish and stupid to match the ardor of this fellow's passion:




There's a lot of funny in this thread, but for some reason, I have to say this one wins.

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Musashi
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Mormon Rastafarian

http://members.cox.net/jotaro1/nerd.jpg

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SedatedGodzilla
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Bullshit Artist

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Musashi
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Mormon Rastafarian

Winnar?
http://members.cox.net/jotaro1/magic.jpg

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Padawan BAMF

82Brute fucked around with this message at Jul 02, 2003 around 00:09

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skander
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Did you know there is black jade paste?

quote:
5TonsOfFlax came out of the closet to say:
[img-restraining order]

Beautiful

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