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Fight Test
Joined: Jun 09, 2003

I am the liberal equivalent of Jerry Farwell. I am a bigoted, hate mongering idiot who talks shit every time I open my mouth.

The idea here is to turn violent action or war movies into something a little more "mellow". This can be done via substances, music, even sissifying the stereotypical macho action brute.

This is my first photoshop thread, so if I've committed any massive blunders, I apologize.

And on a side note: Jerry Farwell lol

And here is my contribution: Hahaha, I was yamsed apparently. Will be back in a moment.

All right,

Fight Test fucked around with this message at Aug 05, 2003 around 23:49

Aug 05, 2003: 23:46
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KyroCilliani
Joined: May 12, 2001

[h1]I HATE STAR WARS GALAXIES, YET I KEEP READING THE THREAD BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I'M JEALOUS OF ALL THE PEOPLE ENJOYING IT[/H1]

i see red x

Aug 05, 2003: 23:47
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Komet
Joined: Apr 03, 2003

Help, help! I'm being repressed.

LOL. Even re ducks is filtered out in file names.

Rename the file, dude.

Aug 05, 2003: 23:47
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Akumu
Joined: Apr 24, 2003



Can't have YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS in the image name d00d. It's a censored word.

Aug 05, 2003: 23:48
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Nocheez
Joined: Sep 05, 2000


Don't preach to me, fatso!

i also see red x

Aug 05, 2003: 23:48
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Fight Test
Joined: Jun 09, 2003

I am the liberal equivalent of Jerry Farwell. I am a bigoted, hate mongering idiot who talks shit every time I open my mouth.

I've been around here for a while, and I'm still not sure what the deal is with the phrase "YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS ." Could someone enlighten me?

Edit: You know what phrase I mean.

Aug 05, 2003: 23:58
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Bivens
Joined: Jun 23, 2003


...I'm the bad guy? When did that happen?

quote:
Fight Test came out of the closet to say:
I've been around here for a while, and I'm still not sure what the deal is with the phrase "YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS ." Could someone enlighten me?

Edit: You know what phrase I mean.



The YAMS filter takes each letter from a banned word and replaces it with YAMS.

Check http://www.stateog.com/ for more.

Bivens fucked around with this message at Aug 06, 2003 around 00:14

Aug 06, 2003: 00:04
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Kobalt
Joined: Mar 18, 2003



It was used in every god damned thread title for threads that may or may not have been posted already.

Now the "Repeat?" tag exists.

Quack quack quack.


[56k death, dismemberment, and plague] should be YAMS'd next.

Aug 06, 2003: 00:06
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neap0litan
Joined: Sep 09, 2001


I wish I could have found some pajamas for them:

neap0litan decided to show you this image:

Aug 06, 2003: 01:24
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Blamsquad
Joined: Jun 10, 2003

It is easier to do someone else's work than your own.

^^^ rock! ^^^

Sad this thread got off to such a shaky start, i like the idea...

Aug 06, 2003: 01:58
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dotti
Joined: Sep 07, 2002


Just say danke.

There was a company that would do this kind of thing here for you, where you send in a video tape and request an MPAA rating you would like it to be censored to. (For example, take an R rated film and make it PG 13, PG, or even G.) My favorite was seeing slasher flicks and whatnot among their list of films you could send in (like Army of Darkness) and see that they could cut down an already extremely short film to a PG rating.

Now they just appear to be an ISP for extremist Christian fundies who don't want the evils of "the World" influencing their children.

Aug 06, 2003: 02:27
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neato burrito
Joined: Aug 25, 2002


i brought chex mix

quote:
neap0litan came out of the closet to say:
I wish I could have found some pajamas for them:


Along the same lines, but I made this for a couple of my nerd friends. I will have something to contribute to this thread later.

Aug 06, 2003: 02:38
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King Vitamin
Joined: Jan 18, 2003

47 is a Magical Number

meh, meh, meh.

Aug 06, 2003: 02:57
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Sid Viscous
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


let's see what leatherface is up to...
http://ccshared.sytes.net/sa/shared/TSM.jpg

Aug 06, 2003: 04:50
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CarryTheZero
Joined: Feb 05, 2003


What have I done.

Aug 06, 2003: 05:17
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Unkempt
Joined: May 24, 2003

Cockmonger

Aug 06, 2003: 05:38
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Boxes
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

Big moron

^^^ Sort of beaten

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Aug 06, 2003: 06:17
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elobrepyh
Joined: Jul 29, 2003


I made this and then realised Iíd inadvertently stolen it from somewhere
so not only do I suck at photoshop, I canít think of my own ideas either
oh well, here it is anyway

http://www.kth.cx/up/t/Texas.jpg

edit: nws maybe? hell I dont know

elobrepyh fucked around with this message at Aug 06, 2003 around 08:04

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Fight Test
Joined: Jun 09, 2003

I am the liberal equivalent of Jerry Farwell. I am a bigoted, hate mongering idiot who talks shit every time I open my mouth.

Sorry for the bump, but these are some great replies. Pillow Fight Club being my favorite. Any critiques for my submission? I've participated in a few of the official Photoshop threads, but none of my submissions were included (one was kind of low quality, others were too off topic). I think I'm improving a bit, though.

Aug 06, 2003: 15:57
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Unkempt
Joined: May 24, 2003

Cockmonger

Aug 06, 2003: 17:11
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Planet Idiot
Joined: Jun 03, 2003

Nispy! Nispy! Nispy!

Relax, have a cup o' joe.

Aug 06, 2003: 17:35
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pengO
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


Forums Existentialist.

This took me a while and I couldn't get the font matching quite right, but I think the end result is hillarious. monkeyscream.jpg has never been in a better position.

Aug 06, 2003: 18:04
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jood
Joined: Mar 19, 2003


Here's one. Sounds riveting.





[Edit: There, that's better.]

jood fucked around with this message at Aug 07, 2003 around 10:22

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Sid Viscous
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


I had a hard time finding good horse pictures, and the movie posters didn't work for this idea anyway, but:

http://ccshared.sytes.net/sa/shared/mareonelmst.jpg

EDIT--aww shit, I should've resized that.

Sid Viscous fucked around with this message at Aug 06, 2003 around 18:45

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Pope Swilly
Joined: Jul 24, 2003



They seem like such nice boys

Aug 06, 2003: 18:50
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Chupa
Joined: Apr 17, 2001


Victory is Mine!

quote:
neato burrito came out of the closet to say:


Along the same lines, but I made this for a couple of my nerd friends. I will have something to contribute to this thread later.

Hahaha, Red vs Blue doodz!

PS: Hi neato

Aug 06, 2003: 19:24
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Sid Viscous
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


this one was alot harder than it looks:
http://ccshared.sytes.net/sa/shared/28latter.jpg

Aug 06, 2003: 20:20
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pengO
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


Forums Existentialist.

quote:
Sid Viscous came out of the closet to say:
this one was alot harder than it looks:
http://ccshared.sytes.net/sa/shared/28latter.jpg



Nice. Lots of subtle changes in there.

Aug 06, 2003: 21:04
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pengO
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


Forums Existentialist.



Did another one. This one's a slop job, though. I got frustrated after like 15 minutes of looking for that damn "faith in chaos" font.

Aug 06, 2003: 21:32
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pengO
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


Forums Existentialist.



I'm running out of ideas. :/

Aug 06, 2003: 21:49
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Pope Swilly
Joined: Jul 24, 2003



Another 5minute photoshop



while less violent, this is infinitely more disturbing

Aug 06, 2003: 22:32
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Hangly
Joined: Mar 12, 2003

Bancount: 5 and counting.

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TunaSled
Joined: Jun 03, 2003


Strangers die every day.

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Insane2986
Joined: Jul 21, 2002


quote:
jood came out of the closet to say:
img-stamp collector

fucking genius

Aug 06, 2003: 23:18
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peengers
Joined: Jun 06, 2003

FNARRR FNARRRRR HAND

This should sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the ole brunch.

peengers decided to show you this image:

Aug 06, 2003: 23:25
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peengers
Joined: Jun 06, 2003

FNARRR FNARRRRR HAND

Oh yeah. Almost forgot.

peengers decided to show you this image:

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Spoeank
Joined: Jul 16, 2003

Ban me once. Fool on me. Ban me twice. I'm a jackass.

To go with Silence of the Lamps up there... (and yes it was done rather quickly, I might edit it and stick Shrek in instead of Hopkins)

Aug 06, 2003: 23:35
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CardinlBiggles
Joined: Apr 03, 2002


Mmm... bread products.

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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


You have not been paying attention.

^^^^^^^^^^^


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Sid Viscous
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


not exactly "mellowed out", but...
http://ccshared.sytes.net/sa/shared/methwish.jpg

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pengO
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


Forums Existentialist.

I think the title should be "change movies into different movies."

Aug 07, 2003: 09:40
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CardinlBiggles
Joined: Apr 03, 2002


Can't get that streak-free finish?

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Sid Viscous
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


quote:
pengO came out of the closet to say:
I think the title should be "change movies into different movies."


they're all violent movies. all the pshops make them less violent. the theme remains intact.

EDIT-- plus there has been some real good work in this thread, so don't be trachin' it like that!

Aug 08, 2003: 00:37
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CardinlBiggles
Joined: Apr 03, 2002


They really are quite nice, once you get to know them.

CardinlBiggles fucked around with this message at Aug 14, 2003 around 21:50

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CardinlBiggles
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I know I did this one before.. I promise it's the last time!

CardinlBiggles fucked around with this message at Aug 14, 2003 around 21:51

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CardinlBiggles
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Schultz never knew too much...

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Sid Viscous
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


I ran out of steam on this one (the poster the photo was taken of had alot of folds in it, so it was a nightmare to work on), but it kinda works. enjoy: http://ccshared.sytes.net/sa/shared/GOOD.jpg

Aug 08, 2003: 05:00
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Villainy
Joined: Sep 28, 2001

Creepin' Like Ebola

quote:
CardinlBiggles came out of the closet to say:
I know I did this one before.. I promise it's the last time!

Bahaha. Need more Pinhead photochops!

Aug 08, 2003: 14:25
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mbushell
Joined: Jul 14, 2003


the cat's my friend

Not the original text, I couldn't find the font :/

mbushell decided to show you this image:

Aug 08, 2003: 15:03
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PlaneGuy
Joined: Mar 27, 2001



Holy cow, CardinlBiggles, it's like you actually understand the theme of the thread! And they look like you put effort into them, not like Fark rejects! Good work!

Aug 08, 2003: 15:08
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Rygar
Joined: Aug 25, 2002


It's 2am and time for the monsters to awaken.

.

Rygar decided to show you this image:

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CardinlBiggles
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CardinlBiggles
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DrMeths
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I'm the locksmith and I'm the locksmith.

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Innate
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Dekontextualiserad generationsbunden dynga !

LINK (NOT MINE):
http://www.somethingawful.com/goldmine/02-25-2003/CrazedGranny.jpg

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Keshik
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Just call me the technical book MASTA!

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respawn22
Joined: Jun 18, 2003

Touch me please

Here's one!


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Char
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Excuse me, do you know a place where sailors hang out?

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respawn22
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Touch me please

And another...


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torpedan
Joined: Jul 17, 2003

Lets make Uncle Ben proud

quote:
respawn22 came out of the closet to say:
And another...






i think this one belongs in the porn bannerize thread =]

Aug 15, 2003: 13:43
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Ursula
Joined: May 17, 2002


quote:
CardinlBiggles came out of the closet to say:
Schultz never knew too much...

http://www.headslapping.com/cardina...gbs/nothing.jpg





hahaahahahhah yay! hahahahhaha

Aug 15, 2003: 13:50
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Yamon Etoch
Joined: Aug 11, 2003


Not mine.



Will come with my creation later.

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Argentinian
Joined: Jun 12, 2003

Behind every great communist, there's an Argentinian.




Props to Macbeth for the hosting.

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Yamon Etoch
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I really need to suck less.

Aug 15, 2003: 14:42
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The Gay Ninja
Joined: Aug 28, 2002


quote:
CardinlBiggles came out of the closet to say:
I know I did this one before.. I promise it's the last time!




Winner.

Aug 15, 2003: 14:56
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Slugworth
Joined: Feb 17, 2001


quote:
Argentinian came out of the closet to say:



Props to Macbeth for the hosting.


Strange, you seem to have made the movie more terrifying, by an approximate magnitude of 1000. Perhaps something's wrong with your version of photoshop?

Aug 15, 2003: 16:04
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Kid Charlemagne
Joined: Jul 03, 2003


Should I let in the air groupies, now?

Okay, first attempt at an SA submission. I did a couple over at Fark a few months ago, but there's a higher standard here.

Anyway, take a look...

http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~tgb6469/scanners.jpg

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Custodes
Joined: Jan 03, 2003


I liked it Charlegmagne. Good job.

Aug 15, 2003: 16:29
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wayfinder
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think tank

Aug 15, 2003: 16:44
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mcgroarty
Joined: Apr 10, 2003

(NOT GAY)

quote:
CardinlBiggles came out of the closet to say:
Mmm... bread products.




That should be Clive Baker, you lazy bum!

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WingAttackPlanR
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quote:
CardinlBiggles came out of the closet to say:



Quote for win.

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kpkiller85
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quote:
WingAttackPlanR came out of the closet to say:


Quote for win.



Ahahahahah that was fucking hilarious

Aug 15, 2003: 17:20
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Descendent
Joined: Jul 07, 2003

Rock and Roll McDonalds!!!!!

Best I could come up with, good topic btw.

Aug 15, 2003: 17:34
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CardinlBiggles
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quote:
mcgroarty came out of the closet to say:

That should be Clive Baker, you lazy bum!



You know, that actually never occurred to me! Fixed. Now post something yourself, you lazy bum!

(Keshik & DrMeths, ahahhhahahah! I'm glad to see someone did "Jaws". Now I can cross "Dentures" off my "Things To Do" list..)

[Edit: Okay, so I couldn't leave the darn shark alone.]

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Aug 15, 2003: 19:08
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Sid Viscous
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


hey, this thread finally went gold! awsome!

Aug 15, 2003: 19:18
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Zoben
Joined: Oct 03, 2001


quote:
CardinlBiggles came out of the closet to say:


Hahahah, that's absolutely fucking great

Aug 15, 2003: 20:02
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Innate
Joined: Feb 19, 2003

Dekontextualiserad generationsbunden dynga !

quote:
Kid Charlemagne came out of the closet to say:
Okay, first attempt at an SA submission. I did a couple over at Fark a few months ago, but there's a higher standard here.

Anyway, take a look...

http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~tgb6469/scanners.jpg




And how is that mellow? You just made the movie scarier.
(Well done.)

Aug 15, 2003: 20:09
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Liface
Joined: Jun 17, 2001


I am Liface!

quote:
neato burrito came out of the closet to say:


Along the same lines, but I made this for a couple of my nerd friends. I will have something to contribute to this thread later.





You know the guys from Red vs. Blue?

Aug 15, 2003: 20:26
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Descendent
Joined: Jul 07, 2003

Rock and Roll McDonalds!!!!!

Another contribution

(and i know weezer isn't emo, so shut up)

Aug 15, 2003: 20:47
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withak
Joined: Jan 15, 2003


My blouse falls to the floor...

This is the most complicated one of these I've ever done.

withak fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2003 around 21:07

Aug 15, 2003: 21:04
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Nomex
Joined: Jul 16, 2002

Fireshoes' Bitch

Aug 15, 2003: 21:10
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Your Boogie Man
Joined: Apr 01, 2003


quote:
Liface came out of the closet to say:



You know the guys from Red vs. Blue?



I thought that guy looked familiar! I thought the same thing!

Aug 15, 2003: 21:23
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r3Wind
Joined: Feb 02, 2003


Man, there are some great ones here! Here's my humble contribution (yes, I know I'm going to hell for it)...

Aug 15, 2003: 22:31
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DaShoe
Joined: Jun 21, 2003

I am a washing machine. Do what I say.

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"Those goons couldn't photoshop an elephant at this dist

Aug 15, 2003: 22:56
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Meatface
Joined: Jul 15, 2003

Yeah, it's made of meat. The meaty kind.

quote:
peengers came out of the closet to say:
Oh yeah. Almost forgot.


I loved that movie, and then you come along and absolutely....

....make it even more awesome. Thank you.

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blah blah blahbitty fucking blah

Aug 15, 2003: 23:04
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vrunt
Joined: Jul 04, 2003

the word to being said is: vrunt. no one winnes.

Aug 15, 2003: 23:45
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Pope Swilly
Joined: Jul 24, 2003



I hope the joke isnt too obscure



im new to photoshop, and after working for a while i couldnt get the chicken dish to match up, any advice

Aug 15, 2003: 23:56
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BBQBabyBacon
Joined: Jul 17, 2002


There's only one way to be sure.

Aug 16, 2003: 00:11
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Fight Test
Joined: Jun 09, 2003

I am the liberal equivalent of Jerry Farwell. I am a bigoted, hate mongering idiot who talks shit every time I open my mouth.

quote:
BBQBabyBacon came out of the closet to say:
Great Image

A guy told me one time, 'Don't get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the slight warmth around the corner'. Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... marriage?

Aug 16, 2003: 00:14
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Nondo
Joined: Jul 04, 2002


my try

Aug 16, 2003: 00:14
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Twiztidlojik
Joined: Mar 20, 2003


Don't give me that look.

quote:
neato burrito came out of the closet to say:


Along the same lines, but I made this for a couple of my nerd friends. I will have something to contribute to this thread later.





GHAHAHAHAHA

guS makes it funnier.

Aug 16, 2003: 00:17
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Knux
Joined: May 18, 2003


Good Wrigley, very good...

quote:
Nomex came out of the closet to say:



You win so hard.

Aug 16, 2003: 00:30
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Bonk
Joined: Aug 03, 2002



A late addition...

Bonk decided to show you this image:

Aug 16, 2003: 01:48
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DarthDommo
Joined: Feb 04, 2003



ever since lolerz 5 manbabies became bannable and clockwise stopped posting (finally) it's like photoshop threads have fallen off the face of GBS. it's nice to see some non-fark material again gg everyone.

Aug 16, 2003: 02:21
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Khatmandu
Joined: Jul 02, 2003

Emo+Goth=Loser

quote:
CardinlBiggles came out of the closet to say:




That looks like poundcake. And poundcake isn't bread.

Aug 16, 2003: 02:28
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Man_of_Teflon
Joined: Aug 15, 2003

My dick is the bomb.




Do tell me what you think . First real try at photoshop.

edit: host crap

Man_of_Teflon fucked around with this message at Aug 16, 2003 around 05:16

Aug 16, 2003: 05:09
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CardinlBiggles
Joined: Apr 03, 2002


quote:
Khatmandu came out of the closet to say:


That looks like poundcake. And poundcake isn't bread.



Huh? It's bread.

Aug 16, 2003: 05:11
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tinabeatr
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c0balt
Joined: Nov 14, 2002


IMA CUT JOO, MANG!

quote:
Argentinian came out of the closet to say:



Props to Macbeth for the hosting.




ummm, you just made it more frigtening

Aug 16, 2003: 15:22
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cln
Joined: Jul 11, 2002


quote:
DaShoe came out of the closet to say:

Holy shit that's amazing.

Aug 16, 2003: 15:32
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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003


.........salty..........

This sucks, but I spent too much time on it not to post it...

Aug 16, 2003: 15:52
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Ozma
Joined: Jun 06, 2001


Bi-La Kaifa

I'm bumping this back up because I want more posts in it, COME ON YOU FOOLS.

Aug 17, 2003: 00:25
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Descendent
Joined: Jul 07, 2003

Rock and Roll McDonalds!!!!!

Yeah, I don't know why this thread keeps falling.

Aug 17, 2003: 00:26
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Sparky
Joined: May 29, 2003

hay doods

Here ya go:

Aug 17, 2003: 02:02
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Man_of_Teflon
Joined: Aug 15, 2003

My dick is the bomb.

here's another:

Aug 17, 2003: 02:20
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S.Liberace
Joined: Aug 15, 2001


Bad text matching and a lousy host.

Aug 17, 2003: 03:14
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Liquidex
Joined: Aug 30, 2000

Back - street's - back - ALRIGHT!

Done for another thread:

Aug 17, 2003: 03:43
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Phenylketonuric
Joined: Aug 12, 2003

Not a significant source of calories

kinda:

Aug 17, 2003: 03:44
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kicker of elves
Joined: Aug 09, 2003



http://www.kickerofelves.com/graphics/pp/valarian.jpg

Aug 17, 2003: 04:08
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Washuu-Chan
Joined: Apr 17, 2003

Washuu-Sama to Oyobi!

I heard first Star Wars fans are already forming waiting line for this one :

Aug 17, 2003: 11:44
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Bonk
Joined: Aug 03, 2002



quote:
Washuu-Chan came out of the closet to say:
I heard first Star Wars fans are already forming waiting line for this one :



Hahah, very nice. The movie's not overly violent though, so I'm wondering, would it also be possible to take the bad acting and horrible script out as well? I don't know if you can do that in Photoshop...

Aug 17, 2003: 12:06
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all is well
Joined: Jul 23, 2003


I'm sane, it's everyone else who's crazy!

quote:
Man_of_Teflon came out of the closet to say:
[img-Hard Boiled]


I don't know what movie this was but this picture is a classic anyway.

Aug 17, 2003: 12:13
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Vikingman
Joined: Oct 02, 2002


I have trouble thinking outside the box

Aug 17, 2003: 13:33
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CardinlBiggles
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Aug 17, 2003: 21:51
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CardinlBiggles
Joined: Apr 03, 2002


Variations on a theme..

Aug 17, 2003: 22:39
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AvidAvatar
Joined: Jul 13, 2003

Geek Manifestation

quote:
CardinlBiggles came out of the closet to say:
Variations on a theme..




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I laughed for a full minute at this.

Aug 17, 2003: 23:09
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state
Joined: Feb 01, 2001

HEY GUYS I INVENTED PARTY HARD NOW THAT YOU KNOW MAYBE I CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT

Aug 18, 2003: 01:20
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Sparky
Joined: May 29, 2003

hay doods

quote:
Liquidex came out of the closet to say:
Done for another thread:




Wow. That really is excellent in many ways. You have my awe.

Aug 18, 2003: 01:30
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Samurai_Hitman
Joined: Sep 19, 2000




Yay for overly-violent foreign films! This is my first photoshop attempt, so I hope it's not too bad.

I know that it could use less blue, but I don't really know how.

Aug 18, 2003: 01:50
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fletcher
Joined: Jun 26, 2003


quote:
CardinlBiggles came out of the closet to say:
Variations on a theme..

[img]http://www.headslapping.com/cardinalbiggles/gbs/gums.jpg[img]



holy fucking shit that's funny, good job dude! 5 for this one!

i'm trying to think of something...grrr, this is a good photoshop idea thread!

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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

Aug 18, 2003: 02:27
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CardinlBiggles
Joined: Apr 03, 2002


Now to fill the kitten quota:

Aug 18, 2003: 08:45
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BonzoESC
Joined: Jul 19, 2001


I like Fargo:

BonzoESC decided to show you this image:

Aug 18, 2003: 08:51
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BonzoESC
Joined: Jul 19, 2001


The climax of the movie:

BonzoESC decided to show you this image:

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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003


.........salty..........

Goddamn beautiful work by all  me...meh  in this thread, but I must say that CardinlBiggles has 0wned here, just with the sheer amount and quality of his submissions. "GUMS"... BWWAHAHAHAHA!

Kudos, sir.

Edit:  Or, Ms., as the case may be. 

shaker fucked around with this message at Aug 18, 2003 around 18:25

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Diet Smegma
Joined: Feb 14, 2002

Artificial Meat Byproduct

Aug 18, 2003: 11:32
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CardinlBiggles
Joined: Apr 03, 2002


quote:
shaker came out of the closet to say:
nice things


After making OMG!! 5!! bannable, it can be hard working out whether or not what you are posting is making anyone laugh, particularly if you haven't posted in a while (that'd be me) or it takes a while for the thread to accumulate a rating. I've just had to assume that if I'm cacking someone out there will cack too. Not always the safest assumption.

I think there's still more gold in the lode waiting to be mined..

 Oh yeah... I'm a she, but please don't tell anyone. Oh wai 

Aug 18, 2003: 17:21
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manboy
Joined: Jun 06, 2002


quote:
all is well came out of the closet to say:


I don't know what movie this was but this picture is a classic anyway.



That would be one of the most violent movies ever dooder, you should definetely watch it if you haven't heard of it.

Aug 18, 2003: 18:10
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CardinlBiggles
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Aug 18, 2003: 21:24
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Katana
Joined: Aug 15, 2001



Okay CardinBiggles. That is really really disturbing. My insomnia has just said that I can never sleep again..

Aug 18, 2003: 21:26
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CardinlBiggles
Joined: Apr 03, 2002


quote:
Katana came out of the closet to say:
That is really really disturbing. My insomnia has just said that I can never sleep again..


Go back and look at the kittens and all will be well.

Aug 18, 2003: 21:47
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Katana
Joined: Aug 15, 2001



quote:
CardinlBiggles came out of the closet to say:


Go back and look at the kittens and all will be well.

How can I look at kittens now when I see Bruce Lee dressed up as a cat. Still funny though. But in a very disturbing way of course.

Aug 18, 2003: 21:49
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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

Aug 18, 2003: 22:03
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Man In The Box
Joined: Nov 22, 2002


there is a lot of talent going around in this thread

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Fight Test
Joined: Jun 09, 2003

I am the liberal equivalent of Jerry Farwell. I am a bigoted, hate mongering idiot who talks shit every time I open my mouth.



I think I could have used a better source image.

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