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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

We need cheese...








lots of cheese


FirstBlud fucked around with this message at May 13, 2003 around 19:44

May 10, 2003: 19:43
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Shadowen
Joined: Jan 20, 2001


dough-tossing bullet time

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Jolt
Joined: Dec 29, 2001


mama mia...

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marc&c
Joined: Jun 22, 2002


For the glory of Prussia!

Do you think those are pepperonis you're eating now?


hm.

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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

You think that's dough you're baking?

edit: son of a bitch


I know how to make a delicious buttery crust.










show me

May 10, 2003: 19:44
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Joined: Jan 23, 2002


Neo, I need you to deliver 10 pizzas to 716 W. Dayton street now! THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS WITH YOU!

Woah

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Maximillian
Joined: Jul 10, 2001


There is no breadstick

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Mrs. Badcrumble
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


black olive is fighin anchovy

edit: boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk

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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

Tank, I need a training program for a pineapple and sausage, extra large.

May 10, 2003: 19:46
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marc&c
Joined: Jun 22, 2002


For the glory of Prussia!

no, i don't believe it!


believe it or not, you're still going to deep fry, you cinni-stick!

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May 10, 2003: 19:47
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Scud
Joined: Apr 02, 2002


disposable assassin

"What happened?"
"I don't know... the oven just went dead."

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Sacrilicious
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


I go gay for Philip Seymour Hoffman

the matrix would have been better if it didn't suck

May 10, 2003: 19:49
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

Whoa, deja vu.

Some guy just came in and ordered a pizza, then another guy that looked just like him came in and ordered the same thing.

May 10, 2003: 19:49
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Jolt
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May 10, 2003: 19:51
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

Your pizza's too good.

You think my pizza being tastier, or having fresher ingredients, has anything to do with my ovens in this place?

May 10, 2003: 19:56
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Chairman Takeshi
Joined: Sep 11, 2001



quote:
FirstBlud wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
Your pizza's too good.

You think my pizza being tastier, or having fresher ingredients, has anything to do with my ovens in this place?


YOU THINK THAT'S MOZARELLA YOU'RE EATING

May 10, 2003: 20:03
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

When I put this thin crust with green peppers and olives in my mouth, the Matrix is telling me that it is cheesy and delicious.

May 10, 2003: 20:05
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Atomo
Joined: Jul 11, 2002


Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this cheese, this crust, this sauce, this italian sausage, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell. If there is such a thing. I feel.. saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive.

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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

quote:
Atomo wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this cheese, this crust, this sauce, this italian sausage, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell. If there is such a thing. I feel.. saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive.


lol

May 10, 2003: 20:08
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Jolt
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Cheesegod
Joined: Aug 15, 2001


KNOCK KNOCK, NEO

Its the pizza man.

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May 10, 2003: 20:14
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Scud
Joined: Apr 02, 2002


disposable assassin

"I know what you're thinking... 'Why oh why didn't I order the cheese pizza?'"

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boredom 2000
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


oh shit I should've take the red peperoni, now im sick

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May 10, 2003: 20:17
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

quote:
Jolt wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":



FirstBlud fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 19:26

May 10, 2003: 20:28
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Jolt
Joined: Dec 29, 2001


quote:
FirstBlud wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":





May 10, 2003: 20:48
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

I'm going to hang up this phone, and I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them the roaches in the stockroom.

May 10, 2003: 20:49
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mhelie
Joined: Sep 20, 2001


this thread lols me

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May 10, 2003: 20:50
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LunixKing
Joined: Dec 20, 2000


RedHate

It's a single topping pizza combined with garlic squares, poppers, and a small cola. Everything the body needs.

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Dominic
Joined: Jul 10, 2001


Throughout human history, we have been dependent on fresh pizza to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony

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mhelie
Joined: Sep 20, 2001


- It's the question that drives us.
- Can I take your order?

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rammark
Joined: Oct 27, 2002


Mouse: Do you know what it really reminds me of? A large pepperoni and sausage. Did you ever eat a large pepperoni and sausage?
Switch: No, but technically neither did you.
Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly. Becuase you have to wonder now, now how do machines really know what a large pepperoni and sausage tasted like. Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think a large pepperoni and sausage tasted like actually tasted like ham and extra cheese or a garlic and broccoli. That makes you wonder about a lot of things...

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KillDash9
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

pls uz spoiler tags plz

May 10, 2003: 21:03
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

Why do my eyes hurt?


You've never chopped onions before.

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mhelie
Joined: Sep 20, 2001


Being a large double anchovies is a lot like being in love. No one can tell you you are, you just know.

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Saint_Rukus
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


Totally crescent fresh.

Follow the white takeout box Neo

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EvilPants
Joined: May 27, 2001


I wish I hadn't swallowed the blue Pepperoni.

May 10, 2003: 21:39
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dans1120
Joined: Aug 31, 2002



Smith: We're willing to wipe the oven clean, give you a fresh slice. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you six dollars... and you give me the whole pie.

May 10, 2003: 22:51
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dans1120
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Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can make dough?

Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're the manager, you won't have to.

dans1120 fucked around with this message at May 10, 2003 around 23:31

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tranten
Joined: Jan 14, 2003


I used to eat there.... really good garlic bread.

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May 10, 2003: 22:59
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tranten
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either you find yourself in front of the oven, on time every morning, or you find yourself another job. Do I make myself clear?

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May 10, 2003: 23:01
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Jolt
Joined: Dec 29, 2001


Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect pizzeria?

where no quality suffered; where everyone would be happy with our service.

It was a disaster. No one would accept a perfect pizza resturant.

Entire pies were lost.

Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect pizzeria,

but I believe that as a species, human beings define their pizza through greasey cheese and flimsy crust.

So the perfect pizzeria was a dream that your primitive brains kept trying to...

wake up from.

which is why the Matrix was re-designed to this...

the peak of your pizza chains... little ceaser's.

May 10, 2003: 23:05
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

quote:
dans1120 wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
Smith: We're willing to wipe the oven clean, give you a fresh slice. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you six dollars... and you give me the whole pie.



FirstBlud fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 19:26

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dans1120
Joined: Aug 31, 2002



taste THIS!

May 10, 2003: 23:20
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Nadir
Joined: Apr 12, 2003


You've annoyed the Noid.

I'd like to share a revelation I had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your recipes. I realized that you're not actually pizza makers. Every pizza maker on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding delivery places but you do not. You move to an area and continually make great tasting pizzas until every slice is consumed. The only way you can survive is to deliver to another area. There is another restaurant on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? McDonalds. You pizza makers are spineless, greasy tools, a McDonalds of the pizza making franchise. You are one spicy meatball, and we are the fork.

May 10, 2003: 23:23
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

Tell me, Mr. Anderson. What good is a whole pizza, if you are unable to eat?

May 11, 2003: 00:30
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KillDash9
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

quote:
Nadir wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
...You are one spicy meatball, and we are the fork.



Close thread please. This one here wins.


edit: NOTED.

KillDash9 fucked around with this message at May 11, 2003 around 01:23

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mhelie
Joined: Sep 20, 2001


quote:
KillDash9 wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
Close thread please. This one here wins.
Did you forget your sarcams tags?

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May 11, 2003: 00:33
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Scud
Joined: Apr 02, 2002


disposable assassin

Morpheus: But I can only show you the oven. You're the one that has to cook with it.

May 11, 2003: 00:34
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

FirstBlud decided to show you this image:

May 11, 2003: 00:35
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Tato
Joined: Jun 19, 2001


Agent Smith: Your pizza box is empty.
Neo: So is yours.

Neo: This can't be a coincidence. The Oracle told me this would happen. She told me I would have to make a choice- Four Cheese or Meat Lovers

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mhelie
Joined: Sep 20, 2001


- No one has ever baked anything like this.
- That's why it's going to work.

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May 11, 2003: 00:36
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Tato
Joined: Jun 19, 2001


I'm going to enjoy eating your pie...Mr. Anderson

May 11, 2003: 00:38
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

Dozer makes it. It's only good for two things. Degreasing ovens and making fat cells.

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jigokuman
Joined: Aug 28, 2002


"no one ever makes their first hand-toss"

"but what if he does?"

May 11, 2003: 00:39
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mhelie
Joined: Sep 20, 2001


There are two ways out of this building: one is the drive-thru window, the other is in their custody.

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Rozdower
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k

i need pepperoni, lots of pepperoni

May 11, 2003: 00:41
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Tato
Joined: Jun 19, 2001


"We don't know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us who burnt the crust"

May 11, 2003: 00:42
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FirstBlud
Joined: Aug 05, 2001


Freespace LOL

Mouse: So what did you think of her?

Neo: Of who?

Mouse: The girl in the red apron. I designed her.

May 11, 2003: 00:43
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Tato
Joined: Jun 19, 2001


"Deja vu. I remember making this exact order a few minutes ago."

May 11, 2003: 00:44
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Mercutio X
Joined: May 31, 2001

I NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Cypher: When you see a health inspector, you do what we do, run. You run your ass off.

Cypher: You know, I know that this sausage is grade D beef. I know when I put it in my mouth, the heavy seasoning is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, do you know what I've realized? Ignorance is bliss.

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can toss the perfect crust?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

May 11, 2003: 00:55
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Tato
Joined: Jun 19, 2001


Inside the pizza store, the district managers make all the rules and hold all the keys for locking up. I won't lie to you Neo, every man or woman who has stood up to a district manager has been fired.

May 11, 2003: 00:56
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Jolt
Joined: Dec 29, 2001


thanks to this thread my matrix reloaded viewing experience will be ruined...

May 11, 2003: 01:01
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Tato
Joined: Jun 19, 2001


quote:
Jolt wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
thanks to this thread my matrix reloaded viewing experience will be ruined...


He's found a way to copy our receipe.
So you're saying he's made more than one pizza now?
A lot more.

May 11, 2003: 01:03
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Wrathraven
Joined: May 20, 2002


Bulbasaur, TACKLE ATTACK!

"I know deep-dish"

"Show me"

May 11, 2003: 01:04
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mhelie
Joined: Sep 20, 2001


All our lives we have run this pizza place.
What if tommorow the deliveries could be over?
Isn't that worth topping for? Isn't that worth tossing for?

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KillDash9
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

I'm going to enjoy watching you bake a pizza pie Mr Anderson. lolo.ololol

May 11, 2003: 01:06
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Tato
Joined: Jun 19, 2001


I'm looking for Neo. You see, he gave me a pizza for free.

What if I asked you to stay out of this? No matter what, keep your hands out of the dough?

May 11, 2003: 01:08
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KillDash9
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PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Trinity: No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe Hawaiian pizza means more to me than it does to you. I believe if you're really serious about baking one, you are going to need my help. And since I am the district manager in this shop, if you don't like it, I believe you can go to McDonalds. Because you aren't going anywhere else. Tank? Fire up the oven.

May 11, 2003: 01:10
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FirstBlud
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Freespace LOL

E-Coli, it's the only weapon we have against shitty customers.

May 11, 2003: 01:10
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FirstBlud
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Freespace LOL

Would you please remove any foreign items? Semen, loose hair...












Holy shit. *vomit*

May 11, 2003: 01:13
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Tato
Joined: Jun 19, 2001


When this pizza parlor first opened, there was a man inside, who had the ability to change whatever toppings he wanted. To remake the pizza pie, the way he saw fit. It was he who made pizzas for the first of us- taught us the truth about making pizza.

May 11, 2003: 01:14
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Tato
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You give me a thin-crust with sausage and cheese or we all die- right here, right now.

May 11, 2003: 01:16
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KillDash9
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PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Morpheus: She told you exactly what ingredients you needed, that's all. Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize, just as I did, that there's a certain level of difference between making the perfect pizza and eating the perfect pizza.

May 11, 2003: 01:17
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FirstBlud
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Freespace LOL

Tank: It's 100% homemade pizza baked fresh, right here in Zion.

Neo: Zion, it's a parlor?

Tank: The last human parlor?

Neo: Where is it?

Tank: Near the ovens, where it's still warm.

May 11, 2003: 01:18
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Tato
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I want to order a different type of pizza, but I'm afraid of what will happen if I do.

May 11, 2003: 01:19
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PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Agent Smith: Do you hear that, Mr. customer? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your pizza being properly and evenly sliced into eight pieces. There you go sir. Goodbye, Mr. customer.

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WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?!!?

posting to become a part of fyad history

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A slicer? Yes, a cutting machine designed for one thing- dividing up a pizza.

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Are those the orders?

Yeah.

You read the orders like that?

Yeah, you have to. There's way too much information. After a while you get used to it. All I see is Four cheese, meat-lovers, onions and peppers.

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Neo: Wow, that sounds like a really good deal, but I think I got a better one. How about, I give you the finger, and you give me my pizza?

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quote:
KillDash9 wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
Agent Smith: Do you hear that, Mr. customer? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your pizza being properly and evenly sliced into eight pieces. There you go sir. Goodbye, Mr. customer.


My name...

IS MARIO

May 11, 2003: 01:24
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PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Trinity: Customers are getting restless. How long?

Morpheus: Five, maybe six minutes. Tank, charge up the pizza slicer.

Trinity: You can't use that until the pizzas are out.

Morpheus: I know, Trinity, don't worry. He's going to bake it.

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LT.- I think we can handle one little delivery...I sent 2 pizza boys. They're bringing the money back now.

Smith- No LT., your delivery boys are already dead.

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Good hand tossing. Improvisation, adaptation. But your weakness is not your technique.

What are you waiting for? You're fasting at baking than this. Don't think you are- know you are.

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disposable assassin

Morpheus: This is a cooking program. Similar to the programmed
reality of baking pizza. It has the same basic ingredients...ingredients like
cheese. What you must learn is that these ingredients are no different
than the ingredients of a salad. Some of them can be
sauteed...others can be fried.

May 11, 2003: 01:28
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Freespace LOL

FirstBlud decided to show you this image:

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Trinity: He told me I wasn't really looking for it. I was
looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo.
It's the question that brought you here. You know the question,
just as I did.
Neo: What is Deep Dish?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo. It's looking for you. And
it will find you. If you want it to.

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I think we can take just one little pizza.
Right now your men are probibly already full.

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Freespace LOL

FirstBlud decided to show you this image:

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5.4 comedy cramps

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Freespace LOL

The franchise is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. You look around, what do you see? Commercials, advertisements, billboards, mascots. The very kind of recognition we're trying to achieve, but until we do, these things are still a part of that system, and that makes it our enemy.

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PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Trinity: District Manager, I'm not afraid anymore. The customer told me that I would probably get his order wrong, and that that order, the order that I took, prepared and baked would be the one perfect pizza. So you see, it can't be wrong. It can't be, because I made it. You hear me? I made it, and he returned it anyway.... Now eat up.

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Always look at the bright side of life.

this thread is a post-modern masterpiece

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PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Cypher: I'm tired, Trinity. I'm tired of this shift. I'm tired of baking. I'm tired of this shop, sweating over by the oven, eating the same goddamn fresh ingredients everyday. But most of all, I'm tired of the manager and all his bullshit. Surprise, ass-hole! I bet you never saw this coming, didja? God, I wish I could be there, when you eat that pizza I farted on. I wish I could walk in just when you take your first bite. So right then, you'd know you were eating my fart pizza.

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hahahhahaha

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eats trash for quarters

quote:
FirstBlud wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":





voted holy mutton

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(NOT MERCURY)

Posting in the best thread ever.

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WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?!!?

Mario.. you can't be dead... because the Manager told me.. that the person I ordered from would be here in 45 minutes or less...

You came in 30...

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Voted Best FYAD thread currently in existance.

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this is the best thread since the forums opened for business

NOTSKORN fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 16:36

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quote:
Tato wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":


thread over

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I'm loling too hard to contribute. This is glorious.

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do the dude!

best thread...EVER.

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GO CANUCKS GO!

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Being the one is like tossing a fine pizza. No one can tell you how it'll rise in the oven. You just know it. Through and through, zesty mozeralla cheese to crispy crust.

May 11, 2003: 03:28
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With appropriate density and electrolyte fluid that is close to that of human body fluid.

quote:
Tato wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":




Thats my new wall paper

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this thread made me lol

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quote:
NOTSKORN wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
this is the best thread since the forums opened for business

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This is the most awesomest thread in the history of awesomest threads.

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Hey guys...don't tell, but I AM ENTROPY++

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this thread is the best thing since things

i'd vote 5 but they changed it again and i don't want to vote 1 on accident

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holy fucking shit cramps

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holy fucking shit. best fucking thread.

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Tank! I need a Pizza fast!

There's a parlour at 4th and state! Hurry!

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This has given me a goal in life.

That goal is to find a copy of the script of The Matrix and change it to a script of The Pizza Tricks. Completely.

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quote:
eloH wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
This has given me a goal in life.

That goal is to find a copy of the script of The Matrix and change it to a script of The Pizza Tricks. Completely.



http://www.ds2.pg.gda.pl/~colan/screenplay.txt

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quote:
Pissflaps wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":


http://www.ds2.pg.gda.pl/~colan/screenplay.txt

i will start work tomorrow morning. I will not quit until I am done.

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quote:
eloH wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
This has given me a goal in life.

That goal is to find a copy of the script of The Matrix and change it to a script of The Pizza Tricks. Completely.



We're counting on you!

edit: Hello page four

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WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?!!?

quote:
eloH wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
i will start work tomorrow morning. I will not quit until I am done.


If you don't do it, Pizza-Hut will fall.

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quote:
Tato wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":

hahahahahahahahahaha

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kick in the door, wavin' the .44

NEO: I can't go back to Pizza Hut pizza, can I?
MORPHEUS: No. But if you could, would you really want to? I feel I owe you an apology. We have a rule. We never free a mind from their advertising once it's reached a certain age. It's dangerous, the mind has trouble letting go of stale, franchise pies. I've seen it before and I'm sorry. I did what I did because...I had to. When the Pizzeria was first built, there was a man hired inside who had the ability to change whatever toppings he wanted, to remake the pizza as he saw fit. It was he who freed the first of us with his clever advertising, taught us the truth: 'As long as Pizza Hut exists the human race will never be satisfied.' After he retired the newspapers prophesized his return and that his coming would hail the destruction of the Pizza Hut, end the war, bring freedom of choice to our people. That is why there are those of us who have spent our entire lives searching the
minor Italian villages looking for him. I did what I did because I believe that search is over.... Get some rest, you're going to need it.

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bomp for the bump crew

ik sticky

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THEY CUT THE SAUCE-LINE

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You tossed like they do. I've never seen anyone toss that fast.

Not fast enough. Can you bake that pie?

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quote:
Tato wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
http://users.frailart.net/bkdtatrhrt/matrixha.jpg


laughed until i got exhausted

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Neo: Morpheus did what he did because he believed I am something I'm not.

Trinity: What?

Neo: I'm not the one, Trinity. The Career Counselor hit me with that too.

Trinity: No. You have to be.

Neo: I'm not, I'm sorry. I'm just another delivery boy.

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Oracle: Sorry, kid. You got the fresh toppings, but it looks like you're waiting for something.
Neo: What?
Oracle: A delicious buttery crust maybe, who knows? That's the way these things go.

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+ + + + + (0.4)*

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I don't get anything in this thread.

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Agent Smith: We have no choice but to continue as planned. Deploy the stuffed crust. Immediately.

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Mako decided to show you this image:

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Choi: Mama Mia! You're my savior, man. My own personal Little Caesar.

Neo: You get caught eating that...

Choi: Yeah, I know. This was never baked. This topping doesn't exist.

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this thread has single-handedly saved fyad

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Mako decided to show you this image:

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omg

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Morpheus: The pepperoni you took is part of a trace program. It's designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signals so we can pinpoint your location.
Neo: What does that mean?
Cypher: It means buckle your seat belt, Mario, 'cause Italy is going bye-bye.

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fuck the contrasts got ruined somehow

lenin fucked around with this message at May 11, 2003 around 18:28

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quote:
lenin wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":


fuck the contrasts got ruined somehow



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Morpheus: We're in.... We'll be back in an hour or your pizza's free.

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Savior

you cannot be told what a calzone is. you have to taste it for yourself

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Trinity: Breadsticks. How long?
Morpheus: Five, maybe six inches. Tank, charge the sauce.

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Gold.

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Agent Smith: Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.

Lieutenant: Hey, I'm just doing my job. You give me that outside your delivery area crap, you can cram it up your ass.

Agent Smith: The orders were for your protection.

Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little pie.... I sent two delivery boys. They're bringing it up now.

Agent Smith: No Lieutenant, your men are already dead.

Publikwerks fucked around with this message at May 11, 2003 around 21:15

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quote:
Publikwerks wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
Agent Smith: Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.

Lieutenant: Hey, I'm just doing my job. You give me that outside your delivery area crap, you can cram it up your ass.

Agent Smith: The orders were for your protection.

Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little pie.... I sent two delivery boys. They're bringing it up now.

Agent Smith: No Lieutenant, your men are already dead.

YES

May 11, 2003: 10:42
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I'm all for rewriting the script into a pizza script with photos. The name should be "The Delivery". The general idea is "the matrix" is fake, nasty delivery pizza, agents/etc are the monolithic delivery company. The people fighting the matrix are a small italian resturant that hand makes their own pizza. Here's a few choice scenes rewritten.

quote:
Cheese boy: Do not try and melt the cheese. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Cheese boy: There is no cheese.
Neo: There is no cheese?
Cheese boy: Then you'll see that it is not the cheese that melts, it is only yourself.
quote:
Agent Smith: Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living out their dietary lives, content. Did you know that at first deliveries were designed to bring a perfect pizza? Where none were cold. Where everyone would be full. It was a disaster. No one would accept the pizza. Entire zip codes were lost to the service. Some believed that we lacked the culinary expertise to create your perfect pizza. But I believe that as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and the occasional soggy crust. The perfect pizza was a dream that your primitive palette kept trying to wake up from. Which is why delivery was redesigned to this, the peak of your cooking. I say your cooking because as soon as we started doing it for you it really became our cooking which is, of course, what this is all about. Evolution, Morpheus, evolution. Like the calzone. Look in that oven window. You had your time. The future is our pizza, Morpheus. The future is our oven.
Agent Jones: There could be a problem.

quote:
(Cellular)
Cypher: Hello, Trinity.
Trinity: Cypher? Where's Tank?
Cypher: You know, for a long time, I thought I was in love with you. I used to dream about you. You're a beautiful woman, Trinity. Too bad things had to turn out this way.
Trinity: You overcooked the pizzas.
Apoc: What?
Switch: Oh God.
Cypher: I'm tired, Trinity. I tired of this profession. I'm tired of baking. I'm tired of this kitchen, being cold, eating the same goddamn sauce everyday. But most of all, I'm tired of that jack-off and all his oregano. Surprise, ass-hole! I bet you never saw this coming, didja? God, I wish I could be there, when they open that oven. I wish I could walk in just when it happens. So right then, you'd know it was me.
Trinity: You gave them 90 minutes.
Cypher: Morpheus lied to us, Trinity. He tricked us. If you'da told us the truth, we woulda told you to shove that gold crust right up your ass.
Trinity: That's not true, Cypher, he set us free.
Cypher: Free? You call this free? All I do is bake what he tells me to bake. If I had to choose between that and delivery, I choose delivery.
Trinity: Delivery isn't real!
Cypher: I disagree, Trinity. I think delivery can be more real than this place. All I do is turn this dial here. But there, you have to watch the cheese blacken.

eh, that last one was tough.

Bhaal fucked around with this message at May 11, 2003 around 11:12

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