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NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE
Joined: Dec 10, 2001

I send this file in order to have your advice!

But I know how much you guys like Pirates. And armless babies.

http://www.amp-info.net/lobell.htm

NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE decided to show you this image:

NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE fucked around with this message at Jul 10, 2003 around 13:36

Jul 09, 2003: 16:45
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American_Monkey
Joined: Jun 21, 2003

I say he'll flip ya.....flip ya for real.

Oh dude that's so horrible. And the worst thing is that i laughed at the picture before realizing that he didn't have arms. DAMN YOU!!!!

Jul 09, 2003: 16:46
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TLG James
Joined: Jun 05, 2000


Old School Sierra FanBoy

He can sure talk alot for being a baby!

Jul 09, 2003: 16:48
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Bogre_TLSG
Joined: May 18, 2003


Oh great, a cup that can walk through walls.

*gasp*

I'm a bad, bad person.

Jul 09, 2003: 16:48
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Smoking_Dragon
Joined: Dec 11, 2001


WOE UNTO THEE

Christ, that kid's pretty damn smart for a 3 year old! He must have used some sort of rod attached to his cranium to type all that stuff out.

Jul 09, 2003: 16:48
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Man Baby
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

Ban 1: Image Leeching

I feel so bad... I laughed... *laughs again* So shameful...

Jul 09, 2003: 16:49
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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


beware the naked astroman

Not funny dude. I can laugh at dismemberment and birth defects but for godsakes it's a freaking baby.


HARLEQUINN CHILD, ATTACK!

Jul 09, 2003: 16:50
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Gumbos
Joined: Jul 01, 2003

I played too much daoc

i laughed, then got mad at myself, then laughed some more.

Jul 09, 2003: 16:50
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Skrewloose
Joined: Feb 10, 2002


TICK TOCK

I think he'd prefer to be a robot!






See you guys in hell!

Jul 09, 2003: 16:53
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Bondii
Joined: May 31, 2003

King of The Cider Farm

quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Not funny dude. I can laugh at dismemberment and birth defects but for godsakes it's a freaking baby.


HARLEQUINN CHILD, ATTACK!



Holy hell that scares me so much. Jesus Christ.

Jul 09, 2003: 16:54
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Man Baby
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

Ban 1: Image Leeching

quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
HARLEQUINN CHILD, ATTACK!
[img-wtf?!?!?]



What is that? Is he burned or something like that? *Shudders*

Jul 09, 2003: 16:55
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wiredtweaker
Joined: Jun 11, 2002


I shouldn't laugh, it's wrong. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh well.

Jul 09, 2003: 16:55
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CaptainScraps
Joined: Jan 31, 2003


I didn't laugh at the first picture, but when I saw the unaltered one then the new one I was in tears. I'm going to hell.

Jul 09, 2003: 16:55
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Page 33
Joined: Jun 30, 2003


Its a sad and lonley life.

I thought it was funny because I thought you photoshopped the babys arms off ,then I clicked the link of the baby with no damn arms
A 1 for you

Jul 09, 2003: 16:56
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TheNinjaScotsman
Joined: Nov 04, 2002



quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
[IMG-HARLEQUINN CHILD, ATTACK!]


Jesus fuck.

Voted 5 to lure in more unsuspecting victims.

Jul 09, 2003: 16:56
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Skrewloose
Joined: Feb 10, 2002


TICK TOCK

quote:
Page 33 came out of the closet to say:
A 1 for you




5!

Jul 09, 2003: 16:57
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schmitty9800
Joined: Feb 09, 2003

this aggression will not stand

quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Not funny dude. I can laugh at dismemberment and birth defects but for godsakes it's a freaking baby.


HARLEQUINN CHILD, ATTACK!
[img]http://www.amorphousmedia.net/clients/wtfff.jpg[img]

cripes, that's a bit nsfw

Jul 09, 2003: 16:59
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djk
Joined: Apr 06, 2003


I hate laughing at that kind of stuff... but I just.. can't help it.

Also, that HARLEQUIN CHILD, what the HELL is/was that?

Jul 09, 2003: 16:59
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Meticuless
Joined: Apr 18, 2003

Could you just say "okay", after I say "okay"? OKAY?

Jul 09, 2003: 16:59
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sph3re
Joined: May 30, 2002


quote:
schmitty9800 came out of the closet to say:
cripes, that's a bit nsfw
that's the understatement of the year.

anyway, WTF happened to that kid? burns? WTF?

Jul 09, 2003: 17:00
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American_Monkey
Joined: Jun 21, 2003

I say he'll flip ya.....flip ya for real.

I demand to know what happend to him/her/it as well. What the hells going on there??

Jul 09, 2003: 17:02
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ArcticBanana
Joined: Jun 24, 2003

Well, it's not the WORST two words he could have come up with.

quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Not funny dude. I can laugh at dismemberment and birth defects but for godsakes it's a freaking baby.


HARLEQUINN CHILD, ATTACK!



Wow, that kid reminds me of the aliens from Feeders 2.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:03
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Allen's Wrench
Joined: Apr 02, 2003


It's all you get.

Hey little man, gimme some nub! *thwock* Thass what I'm talkin' about!

Jul 09, 2003: 17:04
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1337 Riley
Joined: Jun 10, 2003

* Not actually that 1337.

quote:
TheNinjaScotsman came out of the closet to say:


Jesus fuck.

Voted 5 to lure in more unsuspecting victims.



i'll join this conspiracy...

Jul 09, 2003: 17:04
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Bandito
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

snappy dresser

It's funny because his puffy pirate shirt will have to be a tank top - and because swashbuckeling will be almost impossible.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:05
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Kay0909
Joined: Jan 03, 2003


You are mine now

quote:
djk came out of the closet to say:
I hate laughing at that kind of stuff... but I just.. can't help it.

Also, that HARLEQUIN CHILD, what the HELL is/was that?

http://www.drhull.com/EncyMaster/H/harlequin.html


edit: 5

Jul 09, 2003: 17:05
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roachfiend
Joined: Mar 04, 2002


quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
[img]HARLEQUINN CHILD, ATTACK![img]
that is just wrong. everybody knows jams went out of style years ago. get with the program.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:07
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Man Baby
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

Ban 1: Image Leeching

quote:
Kay0909 came out of the closet to say:
http://www.drhull.com/EncyMaster/H/harlequin.html
edit: 5



Thank you so! Poor kids...

Jul 09, 2003: 17:08
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Wompa164
Joined: Jul 18, 2001


When it comes to being banned, I am my own 'Comedy option'. Meow meow meow.

:|

Just... :|

PS: :(){{{{]][[((){[[[

__________________

July is Power-Up month

Jul 09, 2003: 17:09
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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


beware the naked astroman

That's a picture of a harlequinn fetus that survived birth and grew up. I think it's like 6 or something and lives somewhere in iran. Fucking bizzare picture I found while searching for "child" on google.

EDIT: Fuck, beaten like a one-armed harlequinn baby.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:10
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Ligur
Joined: Sep 06, 2000


I just cannot find any humour in all this. What is wrong with me?

Jul 09, 2003: 17:11
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Allen's Wrench
Joined: Apr 02, 2003


It's all you get.

quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
I think it's like 6 or something
Isn't that like, 1000000 in hell years?

Jul 09, 2003: 17:11
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


You have not been Paying Attention

i swear to god, Harliquin babies just look like little bundles of agony.

all those hillarious red streaks are where the skin is cracked and rupturing.. imagine how painful that must be.

(shudder)

Jul 09, 2003: 17:11
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Doublethink
Joined: Feb 17, 2003


the only thing funnier than an armless baby is an armless baby on fire.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:12
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Skrewloose
Joined: Feb 10, 2002


TICK TOCK

The other kid can play too!!

Jul 09, 2003: 17:14
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jackelope
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


!!! !!!

linked to my sister and she couldn't stop laughing

Jul 09, 2003: 17:15
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Beefeater
Joined: May 17, 2003


Master of the Skinflute

quote:
Skrewloose came out of the closet to say:
The other kid can play too!!




Captain Harley is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:16
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Page 33
Joined: Jun 30, 2003


Its a sad and lonley life.

quote:
Ligur came out of the closet to say:
I just cannot find any humour in all this. What is wrong with me?

Agreed

Jul 09, 2003: 17:16
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rhombus
Joined: Apr 20, 2002



quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
That's a picture of a harlequinn fetus that survived birth and grew up. I think it's like 6 or something and lives somewhere in iran. Fucking bizzare picture I found while searching for "child" on google.

EDIT: Fuck, beaten like a one-armed harlequinn baby.



I find it hard to believe that thing is actually alive.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:17
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iwanbo
Joined: Sep 20, 2002

I FUCK SHEEP

i lolled when i saw your picture
and i lolled even harder when i clicked on the link

Jul 09, 2003: 17:17
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Entity
Joined: Oct 11, 2002


Canadian Hero


I mean, really. Is it that scary? He shines up like a new penny.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:17
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Hey!
Joined: Feb 26, 2001


MORE MONEY = BETTER THAN

Holy shit, that thing survived?


SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP

Jul 09, 2003: 17:17
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able
Joined: Jun 05, 2003

I Too, Had Potential

hahahahahahahhahahha
ps - 5

Jul 09, 2003: 17:17
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oneinchhard
Joined: Mar 13, 2003

If I call you a fag, it's only because I can't stop thinking about your turd covered dick sliding in and out of my ass.
oneinchhard - It's funny, cause its true!

Modern science rules.

oneinchhard decided to show you this image:

Jul 09, 2003: 17:18
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Bandito
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

snappy dresser

quote:
Entity came out of the closet to say:

I mean, really. Is it that scary? He shines up like a new penny.



wow. I love you. I really really do.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:18
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Bogre_TLSG
Joined: May 18, 2003


Oh great, a cup that can walk through walls.

quote:
Entity came out of the closet to say:

I mean, really. Is it that scary? He shines up like a new penny.



MONOCLE NOW GOD DAMN IT!

Jul 09, 2003: 17:19
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Sledgehammer
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Jul 09, 2003: 17:20
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TrouserTrout
Joined: May 20, 2003


So much... angst. Must buy... clothes... at Hot Topic!

quote:
Doublethink came out of the closet to say:
the only thing funnier than an armless baby is an armless baby on fire.


Your wish is my (very badly drawn) command:

Jul 09, 2003: 17:23
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rhombus
Joined: Apr 20, 2002



quote:
Bogre_TLSG came out of the closet to say:


MONOCLE NOW GOD DAMN IT!



How could anyone forget the monocle?

Jul 09, 2003: 17:24
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Ando
Joined: Mar 01, 2001


http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php?xmlFilePath=journals/ijpn/vol2n1/harlequin.xml

Here is a pretty detailed account on those crazy hellspawned harlequin fetuses!

Jul 09, 2003: 17:25
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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


beware the naked astroman

quote:
Entity came out of the closet to say:

I mean, really. Is it that scary? He shines up like a new penny.






Can't stop laughing, will get fired...

Jul 09, 2003: 17:26
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American_Monkey
Joined: Jun 21, 2003

I say he'll flip ya.....flip ya for real.

quote:
Ando came out of the closet to say:
http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php?xmlFilePath=journals/ijpn/vol2n1/harlequin.xml

Here is a pretty detailed account on those crazy hellspawned harlequin fetuses!



Okay after seeing that link, all the humor is gone now. That's just awful, I can't imagine the pain those babies go through each and every day.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:27
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Bandito
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

snappy dresser

www.blindhunters.com/images/sa/parrot.jpg

Parrot and ocean blue water added for extra special effects.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:34
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


You have not been Paying Attention

quote:
Entity came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://www.shackspace.com/~entity@shackmail.com/sa/notSoScary.jpg[img]
I mean, really. Is it that scary? He shines up like a new penny.



he's shiny cuz they have to keep him constantly slathered in vasiline, lest his skin start tear apart like a hot pastry

Jul 09, 2003: 17:34
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sokkmonkey
Joined: Apr 25, 2003


Jaundite9991 obeys the path

Fuck
www.ispub.com/journals/IJPN/ Vol2N1/harlequin.html

This is way worse than any goddamned lotus pod.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:34
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Doublethink
Joined: Feb 17, 2003


quote:
TrouserTrout came out of the closet to say:


Your wish is my (very badly drawn) command:




cinco!


now all we need are aborted harlequinn fetuses.
on fire
with monocoles
and pirate hats.
with no arms..
{start--> programs --> Adobe ---> Photoshop 7.0}

Jul 09, 2003: 17:35
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Allen's Wrench
Joined: Apr 02, 2003


It's all you get.

quote:
Entity came out of the closet to say:

I mean, really. Is it that scary? He shines up like a new penny.

God please let this thread still be around tonight so I can flex my new GIF-animation skills and create a little Rockette-style Harlequin. "Helloo m' baby, helloo m'darlin', helloo m' ragtime dolllllll..."

Jul 09, 2003: 17:36
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TrouserTrout
Joined: May 20, 2003


So much... angst. Must buy... clothes... at Hot Topic!

One more, though it isn't any better:

Jul 09, 2003: 17:36
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Ando
Joined: Mar 01, 2001


quote:
sokkmonkey came out of the closet to say:
Fuck
www.ispub.com/journals/IJPN/Vol2N1/harlequin.html

This is way worse than any goddamned lotus pod.



http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/harlequin.htm

I keep finding sites and they are making me feel... awful

Jul 09, 2003: 17:37
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Ando
Joined: Mar 01, 2001


... double post. Oops

heres another one http://www.emedicine.com/derm/topic192.htm

Ando fucked around with this message at Jul 09, 2003 around 17:40

Jul 09, 2003: 17:37
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Arhez
Joined: Jun 12, 2003


quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Fucking bizzare picture I found while searching for "child" on google.



You forgot the word "porn".

God damn dont let that baby near a pc. Imagine the typos that sucka would make. He could hit like 7 keys at a time.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:38
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weakness
Joined: Jun 18, 2003


quote:
American_Monkey came out of the closet to say:


Okay after seeing that link, all the humor is gone now. That's just awful, I can't imagine the pain those babies go through each and every day.



True. I'm going to be depressed all day.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:45
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overseer07
Joined: Mar 29, 2003

All I ask for is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own self worth.

quote:
American_Monkey came out of the closet to say:


Okay after seeing that link, all the humor is gone now. That's just awful, I can't imagine the pain those babies go through each and every day.




Thanks for the warning! I'm gonna avoid looking at that site so that I can keep laughing at this all day!

Jul 09, 2003: 17:46
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Ando
Joined: Mar 01, 2001


quote:
weakness came out of the closet to say:


True. I'm going to be depressed all day.



http://www.ichthyosis.com/matt.htm

This made me feel slightly better. Sweet kid, he had a less severe version of this and manages to live a reasonably normal life.

Jul 09, 2003: 17:46
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


You have not been Paying Attention

quote:
weakness came out of the closet to say:


True. I'm going to be depressed all day.



maybe THIS will CHEER you up?



get it? CHEER?

Jul 09, 2003: 17:47
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Kay0909
Joined: Jan 03, 2003


You are mine now

quote:
pogue23 came out of the closet to say:


maybe THIS will CHEER you up?

[img]http://www.danhealy.net/sa/cheer.jpg[img]

get it? CHEER?



If only I could rate a thread 5 more than once

Jul 09, 2003: 17:49
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göth
Joined: Jul 06, 2003


I feel bad for my neighbours. I ed so much that they must've woken up from my insane, maniacal laughter.
(plus I fell off my chair :ninja: )

5!

edit: We want the monocle!

göth fucked around with this message at Jul 09, 2003 around 17:54

Jul 09, 2003: 17:50
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Hellfish
Joined: Jan 17, 2003


DAMN YOU ALL! I cant stop laughing... and now my Linux Prof. is getting pissed.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:01
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Skrewloose
Joined: Feb 10, 2002


TICK TOCK




You want monocle, you got it.

Skrewloose fucked around with this message at Jul 09, 2003 around 18:04

Jul 09, 2003: 18:01
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Ted Bell
Joined: Jul 06, 2003

We love to put our meat in your mouth!

quote:
Skrewloose came out of the closet to say:



You want monocle, you got it.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Can't ... stop ... laughing

Jul 09, 2003: 18:06
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dablakh0l
Joined: Sep 02, 2002


It puts the lotion on its skin...

Jul 09, 2003: 18:07
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emly
Joined: May 17, 2003


zing



I don't know whether to laugh or feel sad/horrified.


Voting 5 to lure others into this thread.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:11
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numchuck
Joined: May 08, 2003


You've unleashed the FUCKING FURY.

quote:
pogue23 came out of the closet to say:


maybe THIS will CHEER you up?



get it? CHEER?



I've never wanted to laugh and die at the same time before.

This is, without question, the most frightening thing in the world. Poor, poor kid.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:11
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ummel
Joined: Jun 17, 2002


<3 Lowtax

quote:
There was a small penis, undescended testes, and a rudimentary scrotum. The limbs were in a semiflexed position and had limited mobility
They should just shoot those things and put them out of their misery.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:14
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QwilMan
Joined: Jan 10, 2003

AFTER A LARGE CLASS OF FRESH ZEBRA SEMEN I LIKE TO POST WITTY THREADS ABOUT THE RIAA IN GBS! PS, PLEASE KILL ME!

I didn't feel bad because the armless baby looks like the sweetest baby in the world.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:14
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ArcticBanana
Joined: Jun 24, 2003

Well, it's not the WORST two words he could have come up with.

Hell is so nice this time of year.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:18
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Alaska
Joined: Sep 03, 2002



quote:
pogue23 came out of the closet to say:


maybe THIS will CHEER you up?



get it? CHEER?



God damn it, Pogue.

I fucking love you.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:18
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Rodya
Joined: Jul 26, 2001


Wanna dress you up in my love

quote:
Skrewloose came out of the closet to say:



You want monocle, you got it.



Yours is better than mine!

edit: props to Entity

Rodya fucked around with this message at Jul 09, 2003 around 20:23

Jul 09, 2003: 18:20
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Mercury_Storm
Joined: Jun 12, 2003

Hi.

I don't understand how you could, with a clear consions, force either or those monstrosities on the world, or leash the world on either of those monstrosities.

And with that said...


HILARIOUS, 5.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:22
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Roxy Monoxide
Joined: Apr 01, 2003


quote:
Ando came out of the closet to say:


http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/harlequin.htm




The pictures on that site really made me feel sick. Damnit I just ate now I don't know how to feel.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:23
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Guilty
Joined: May 03, 2003

DONT RAPE MY ART!!!!!1!!!!11!!

Genious begest madness....

or maybe it's vice versa. I forget which.

At least we're going to hell together.

voted five.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:24
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trait
Joined: Oct 14, 2002


Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

all they need is a little blush, a nose, a good quality wig, and a lincoln beard to blend in perfectly with the rest of society.

trait decided to show you this image:

Jul 09, 2003: 18:28
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Mike Works
Joined: Feb 25, 2003


This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest threads I've read in weeks. Jesus fucking Christ.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:29
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Bilgewater
Joined: Jul 06, 2003

Purge the Bilge

Who doesn't love ninjas?

Jul 09, 2003: 18:30
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Beefeater
Joined: May 17, 2003


Master of the Skinflute

Needs more fireman.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:31
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Mr Durden
Joined: Jul 10, 2001


This whole thread just makes feel like "..oh..oh.. oh.. teehee, oh "

I chose the wrong thread to read before I went to sleep.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:34
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NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE
Joined: Dec 10, 2001

I send this file in order to have your advice!

Good God those harlequin baby pictures are awesome. The clown one is the best thing I've ever seen.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:36
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JackBoCracken
Joined: May 27, 2001


Maybe him and that armless cheerleader can get it on.

Well, maybe not.

But I bet he'll make a damn good soccer player

Jul 09, 2003: 18:36
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Coin
Joined: Mar 24, 2003


No Dice Stevens!

quote:
Bilgewater came out of the closet to say:
Who doesn't love ninjas?



This is the funniest thing I've seen all day, you win.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:36
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manboat
Joined: Jun 15, 2003


I know I shouldn't be laughing at that but it so fucking funny. Well done.
Voted "manbabies".

p.s. see y'all in hell

Jul 09, 2003: 18:37
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ManoliIsFat
Joined: Oct 04, 2002

BEHOLD THE IMAGE LEECH!

quote:
Mr Durden came out of the closet to say:
This whole thread just makes feel like "..oh..oh.. oh.. teehee, oh "

Jul 09, 2003: 18:38
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ArcticBanana
Joined: Jun 24, 2003

Well, it's not the WORST two words he could have come up with.

Look out Neo, it's Agent Harlequin!

http://www.kth.cx/up/w/wtfffagent.jpg

Jul 09, 2003: 18:43
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ChlamydiaJones
Joined: Sep 27, 2002



Don't click "next" on that page or you will pass through this;

ChlamydiaJones decided to show you this image:

Jul 09, 2003: 18:45
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surroscape
Joined: Nov 21, 2002

the only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

quote:
Allen's Wrench came out of the closet to say:
Hey little man, gimme some nub! *thwock* Thass what I'm talkin' about!


LOLOLOLOL

Jul 09, 2003: 18:47
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trait
Joined: Oct 14, 2002


Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

for everyone that is frightened by the harlequin child, I have made him less-intimidating.

trait decided to show you this image:

Jul 09, 2003: 18:51
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ChlamydiaJones
Joined: Sep 27, 2002



I made no-arm-baby MORE frightening!

ChlamydiaJones decided to show you this image:

Jul 09, 2003: 18:58
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Son of Spam
Joined: Jun 17, 2001


Hope you like your new avatar! Love, white Stormy and Christ Chex

PS. ASSCOCK CUNTFUCK!

This is the greatest thread in the history of no armed babies.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:58
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SplitSoul
Joined: Dec 31, 2000



This is one of the funniest pictures I've seen in a long time. Both the kid's facial expression and the look of the teddy bear.

SplitSoul decided to show you this image:

Jul 09, 2003: 18:59
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Cousin Balki
Joined: Jan 31, 2002


This thread is awesome.

Jul 09, 2003: 18:59
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wliiafan36
Joined: Apr 04, 2003


hehehehe babies

Jul 09, 2003: 19:04
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Bandito
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

snappy dresser

quote:
SplitSoul came out of the closet to say:
This is one of the funniest pictures I've seen in a long time. Both the kid's facial expression and the look of the teddy bear.


don't forget that the arms of the baby are identical to the arms of the bear...sans the fur of course.

Jul 09, 2003: 19:08
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stremph
Joined: May 21, 2001


Jesus Christ. I haven't been this emotionally confused since the 9/11 thread. I know it's funny (especially the ninja), but I'm choked up while laughing.

Well played!

Jul 09, 2003: 19:16
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Ted Bell
Joined: Jul 06, 2003

We love to put our meat in your mouth!

Jul 09, 2003: 19:18
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lucidish
Joined: Sep 13, 2002

A Brotha's gotta get his write on, know what I'm sayin'?

I don't get it

Jul 09, 2003: 19:21
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Skrewloose
Joined: Feb 10, 2002


TICK TOCK

quote:
lucidish came out of the closet to say:
I don't get it


Well, he's dancing, see.


Jul 09, 2003: 19:25
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Zpeef
Joined: Jan 10, 2003



I'd hit it.

Jul 09, 2003: 19:30
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ant0
Joined: May 05, 2003


I WILL READ AND MEMORIZE THE RULES BEFORE POSTING!



It was a humour like this that made me join the forums.

Jul 09, 2003: 19:32
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b1nary
Joined: Feb 13, 2001


I'm speechless.

Jul 09, 2003: 19:40
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actionjackson
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Jul 09, 2003: 19:43
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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


beware the naked astroman

Jul 09, 2003: 19:53
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Vanilla
Joined: Feb 24, 2002


Hay guys what's going on in th

voted 5 to lure others

Jul 09, 2003: 19:57
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trait
Joined: Oct 14, 2002


Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

quote:
ChlamydiaJones came out of the closet to say:
I made no-arm-baby MORE frightening!


nice mspaint skills

Jul 09, 2003: 19:59
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Good Times Slim
Joined: Nov 27, 2002


quote:
Ligur came out of the closet to say:
I just cannot find any humour in all this. What is wrong with me?

Jul 09, 2003: 20:02
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Ted Bell
Joined: Jul 06, 2003

We love to put our meat in your mouth!

Jul 09, 2003: 20:03
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Malleus
Joined: Apr 19, 2003


OMG WOW! DUMB AS I LOOK! LOL! ROFL! LOL ON AOL!

Fucking cramps, all around.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:12
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Malleus
Joined: Apr 19, 2003


OMG WOW! DUMB AS I LOOK! LOL! ROFL! LOL ON AOL!

quote:
QwilMan came out of the closet to say:
I didn't feel bad because the armless baby looks like the sweetest baby in the world.


For sure. All kidding aside, that baby is absolutely adorable.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:15
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Smackbilly
Joined: Jan 03, 2001


quote:
Entity came out of the closet to say:



One! -- chorus line of people, dancing till they make us stop
Too! -- many dancing people, covered with blood, gore, and glop.
Just one sniff of that fog and you're inside out:
It's worse than that flesh-eating virus you've read about!
Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in,
The family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine...

Jul 09, 2003: 20:16
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CaptainMcEvil
Joined: Oct 28, 2002


yarr, oh so funny yet soo wrong, it's spraktastic!
5.......yo

Jul 09, 2003: 20:18
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Baxter
Joined: Sep 13, 2000

Forum Veteran

I came for the "5", I stayed for the LOL.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:22
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Anaclisis
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


meet Lotusboy.

Anaclisis decided to show you this image:

Jul 09, 2003: 20:24
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TunaSled
Joined: Jun 03, 2003

He-Who-Cannot-Be-Smelled

Holy shit I am completely speechless... exactly halfway between crying my eyeballs out and laughing my spleen loose...

__________________

Jul 09, 2003: 20:24
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rkellyloveskids
Joined: Jul 07, 2003


So many mixed emotions.....

Should I be disgusted at the laughter provided by this poor child's malady, which will result in it's painful life being cut short? Or should I be amused by the hysterical pictures featuring said child as a ninja, cyborg,and or a pirate?

5.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:30
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E30User
Joined: May 22, 2001


quote:
Anaclisis came out of the closet to say:
lotus boy


FUCK!

Jul 09, 2003: 20:32
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Huge_Midget
Joined: Jun 06, 2002


Head of FYaD Research & Development

quote:
Anaclisis came out of the closet to say:
meet Lotusboy.


Arousing.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:33
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squirrelslayer
Joined: Nov 29, 2002


quote:
Ando came out of the closet to say:
http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/harlequin.htm
I keep finding sites and they are making me feel... awful

I had to check what else was on that site. BIG MISTAKE... visit [NWS] http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/ [NWS]and choose your favorite disease. The pics for syphilis are really great.
Anyway voted 5 because the mspaints are great.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:34
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Ronald Raygun
Joined: Jun 28, 2003

Right Wing, Left Brained

That original baby is all smiles in the photos, but sooner or later he's going to realise that he's VERY different from other kids. Hopefully those pretend hands will allow him to create a website by himself, even if he can't type with the same dexterity as us.

He looks so god damn cute though.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:36
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HeyJude369
Joined: Oct 10, 2000


My love for Nigel goes to 11

this thread did not make me , it made me wanna cry

Jul 09, 2003: 20:36
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enki42
Joined: Jun 11, 2001


Forum Fashion Whore

harleyquizzle in the hizzle for shizzle ma nizzle

Jul 09, 2003: 20:36
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Sephiroth
Joined: Jul 16, 2001

I will not post while high or leech images.

quote:
Arhez came out of the closet to say:


You forgot the word "porn".

God damn dont let that baby near a pc. Imagine the typos that sucka would make. He could hit like 7 keys at a time.

This is one of the dumbest posts I've ever seen.

Also, that Harlequin child is awful. The ones that die are the lucky ones.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:43
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Fettboy
Joined: Nov 27, 2002

Son of Beige Avenger

quote:
pogue23 came out of the closet to say:


maybe THIS will CHEER you up?

[img]http://www.danhealy.net/sa/cheer.jpg[img]

get it? CHEER?



oh my god... oh my god... I swear, I was actually falling on the floor laughing and running out of breath with this one. With the picture and the post, they go together so well, and I shall giggle at that all night.

Let me have your children, pogue.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:45
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ynotony
Joined: Apr 13, 2003


I can't stop chuckling, and it makes me question my maturity. Then again:

quote:
Sledgehammer came out of the closet to say:


that is hilarious

Jul 09, 2003: 20:47
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Fettboy
Joined: Nov 27, 2002

Son of Beige Avenger

Actually, that armless baby was one of the lucky ones.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:54
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Pagan
Joined: Jun 03, 2003


In all seriousness : if one of my children was born like that (harlequin), I think the best thing to do would be to kill it. Seriously. Is it ethical to try to bring someone like that up? To try to use the magic of science to keep him or her alive, in constant pain? This thread is both funny, and horrible.

Jul 09, 2003: 20:57
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BastardAus
Joined: Jun 03, 2003

Chunder from Down Under

Jesus fuck you guys are going to get me sacked with your MS Paint tomfuckery. Seriously someone walked past while I was cacking my daks at the Cheery harlequin. There's a group of them now, standing down the hall looking at me... looks like it's Harley Wallpaper time!

Jul 09, 2003: 21:03
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Ref
Joined: Jun 20, 2003


quote:
squirrelslayer came out of the closet to say:
I had to check what else was on that site. BIG MISTAKE... visit [NWS] http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/ [NWS]and choose your favorite disease. The pics for syphilis are really great.
Anyway voted 5 because the mspaints are great.



Holy Shit! You think the syphilis pics were bad, I made the mistake of looking at the hemorrhoids section. Its like goatse... but a hell of a lot worse!

Jul 09, 2003: 21:09
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squirrelslayer
Joined: Nov 29, 2002


FUCK YOU! Now I had to look at the pics too.

Jul 09, 2003: 21:17
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oxxiox
Joined: May 26, 2002


give him a break, he fought in 'nam

Jul 09, 2003: 21:23
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ArcticBanana
Joined: Jun 24, 2003

Well, it's not the WORST two words he could have come up with.

quote:
squirrelslayer came out of the closet to say:
I had to check what else was on that site. BIG MISTAKE... visit [NWS] http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/ [NWS]and choose your favorite disease. The pics for syphilis are really great.
Anyway voted 5 because the mspaints are great.



Well, there goes my appetite.

Jul 09, 2003: 21:26
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dickfool
Joined: Feb 21, 2002


quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
[img-HARLEQUINN CHILD, ATTACK!]

Is it just me, or is this kid doing the chicken dance?

Jul 09, 2003: 21:30
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


You have not been Paying Attention

this thread is the best thread ever.. from the name "I'm SO SORRY" right on down the line, Fucking Hillarious..
there's nothing as satisfying to me as finding something incredibly horrifying and then turning it into something hillarious.
omg the Ninja made me squirt pee i was laughing so hard..

do you hear me?

i SQUIRTED PEE!!

pogue23 fucked around with this message at Jul 09, 2003 around 21:43

Jul 09, 2003: 21:36
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Ando
Joined: Mar 01, 2001


oh no! oh no oh no oh no!

That is my feeling about this thread. maybe I'm not slightly laughing because the actual pictures are funny, maybe I'm laughing at the fact that someone made such a horrible picture.

Jul 09, 2003: 21:38
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FloatingPoop
Joined: Aug 15, 2001


most
disgusting
thread
evar.

Jul 09, 2003: 21:41
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


You have not been Paying Attention

GAH!! dammit ignore me..i'll put something better in here in a minute

Jul 09, 2003: 21:41
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Jows
Joined: May 08, 2002


quote:
squirrelslayer came out of the closet to say:
I had to check what else was on that site. BIG MISTAKE... visit [NWS] http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/ [NWS]and choose your favorite disease. The pics for syphilis are really great.
Anyway voted 5 because the mspaints are great.



Thanks a lot asshole, I was going to eat.

After reading this thread and visiting the links therein, I think I'm going to cry.

Jul 09, 2003: 21:46
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Tool Sage
Joined: Feb 24, 2003


I was going to shoot myself for laughing at this, but then I realized there wouldn't be any more.

Jul 09, 2003: 21:56
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Rooster286
Joined: Dec 17, 2000


eh

quote:
Entity came out of the closet to say:

I mean, really. Is it that scary? He shines up like a new penny.



OMG you win every contest ever. 5!

Jul 09, 2003: 22:01
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Crustashio
Joined: Jul 27, 2000


This is the first time I've ever felt guilty at laughing so hard. Horrible condition, but all these mspaints just take away the horridness and make it funny. But I still feel horrible. Hell, Here I come.


also,

quote:

You've probably noticed the absolutely horrendous condition of the eyes of the above left infant. In Harlequin Fetuses, the free edges of the upper and lower eyelids are everted, leaving the eyes at risk for desiccation and trauma. The term "harlequin" derives from the newborn's facial expression and the triangular and diamond-shaped pattern of hyperkeratosis. The newborn’s mouth is pulled wide open, mimicking a clown’s smile.



The last line scares me. Disfigured babies and clowns are scary, the thought of them together is horrible.

Jul 09, 2003: 22:14
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Mike Works
Joined: Feb 25, 2003


quote:
dickfool came out of the closet to say:

Is it just me, or is this kid doing the chicken dance?


It wasn't just you..

Jul 09, 2003: 22:39
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Anaclisis
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


quote:
Mike Works came out of the closet to say:

It wasn't just you..




hilarity overload


abort

Jul 09, 2003: 22:45
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stremph
Joined: May 21, 2001


quote:
Mike Works came out of the closet to say:

It wasn't just you..

http://sa.nextwish.org/Hosted/lollerbaby.gif


Wow, you've managed to one-up the ninja. Holy shit.

Jul 09, 2003: 22:46
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Lawen
Joined: Aug 07, 2000

Forum Veteran

Needs more ninja.
"I'll let you try my phantom fist style!"

Lawen decided to show you this image:

Jul 09, 2003: 23:04
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Lawen
Joined: Aug 07, 2000

Forum Veteran

"Whoah"

Lawen decided to show you this image:

Jul 09, 2003: 23:14
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Oz_Bonus
Joined: Sep 09, 2002


At a deadly pace it came from... outer space!

BLOCK ROCKIN' BEATS!

Jul 09, 2003: 23:21
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ColinMoore
Joined: Aug 13, 2002


strength +10
charm +12
wonder +9

quote:
Oz_Bonus came out of the closet to say:
BLOCK ROCKIN' BEATS!




holy shit

Jul 09, 2003: 23:26
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


You have not been Paying Attention

Boing!

Jul 09, 2003: 23:27
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Oz_Bonus
Joined: Sep 09, 2002


At a deadly pace it came from... outer space!

quote:
pogue23 came out of the closet to say:
img:Boing!



I love you.

Jul 09, 2003: 23:34
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Samurai Yak
Joined: Apr 05, 2002


I *hate you all so very very much.


*love

Jul 09, 2003: 23:37
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Bilgewater
Joined: Jul 06, 2003

Purge the Bilge

The TX has corrupted my system!

Jul 09, 2003: 23:58
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Gay Skeleton Quoter
Joined: Jun 08, 2002

IMAGE LEECH

HOLY SHIT. Everything except the lotus baby deserves a 5.

I love you guys.

Jul 10, 2003: 00:04
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Bum the Sad
Joined: Aug 25, 2002


quote:
Good Times Slim came out of the closet to say:
I just cannot find any humour in all this. What is wrong with me?
Well sir, that would be because you have a soul. You should of checked it at the door like the rest of us.

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muerto
Joined: Jun 27, 2003

yackyackyack...

This is just so fucking bizzare, yet...Once again, I find it fuck-fuck-fucking hilarious. hahahah

Jul 10, 2003: 00:15
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Bloody August
Joined: Jul 09, 2003


I KILL YOUR FACE!

The Presidential election is coming soon, fellas!



Who will win YOUR vote?


This message paid for by the harlequin fetus presidential commitee.



...It took me a surprisingly long time to find a picure of george bush suitable for this image, and as luck had it, he was holding a baby..a baby who recently decided to take up pirateering as a career choice. No babies and/or harlequin babies were harmed in the making of this absolutely retarded image.

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Jul 10, 2003: 01:06
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Ando
Joined: Mar 01, 2001




anyone have the rest of this set?

Jul 10, 2003: 01:30
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Oz_Bonus
Joined: Sep 09, 2002


At a deadly pace it came from... outer space!

quote:
Ando came out of the closet to say:
img: bj


You just now that thing would snap right off and get stu... uhg... nevermind.

Jul 10, 2003: 01:32
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MadMachinery
Joined: Jun 12, 2003

I took a balloon up my ass to Spain !

I guess that answers the question as to why Michael Jackson keeps the veil over Prince Michael's face.

Jul 10, 2003: 01:54
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


You have not been Paying Attention

quote:
Ando came out of the closet to say:


anyone have the rest of this set?



MOM?

Jul 10, 2003: 03:06
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Nicholas Hexum
Joined: Jun 18, 2003


HAHAHAOMFGISHATMYSELF

Jul 10, 2003: 04:22
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jivemuffin
Joined: Jun 23, 2002


You horrible human, I love you.

Jul 10, 2003: 04:33
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Confused_Pete
Joined: Jul 01, 2003



quote:
Fettboy came out of the closet to say:
Actually, that armless baby was one of the lucky ones.

img -luckybaby



subtle.. nice

Jul 10, 2003: 04:54
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Heretic
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


quote:
FloatingPoop came out of the closet to say:
most
disgusting
thread
evar.

Quoted for agreement. Voted 5.

Jul 10, 2003: 04:56
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Admiral
Joined: Dec 14, 2000


If you see this man, slap him in the nuts for me.

Oh my god i'm laughing so hard that i'm almost vomiting...

Jul 10, 2003: 05:19
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Mike Works
Joined: Feb 25, 2003




I've got to stop making these.

Jul 10, 2003: 05:46
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pooptart
Joined: Jun 17, 2003


Now this is a funny thread.

BLOCK ROCKIN' BEATS!

Jul 10, 2003: 07:03
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eX.machina
Joined: Mar 03, 2003

xD

quote:
Skrewloose came out of the closet to say:



You want monocle, you got it.

"HELLO MY BABY, Hello my honey, Hello my rag time gal... send me a kiss on wire, baby my hearts on FIREEEEEEEEE."

Someone owes me a new coke

eX.machina fucked around with this message at Jul 10, 2003 around 07:36

Jul 10, 2003: 07:22
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KTF
Joined: Jun 10, 2002


This thread is just so, so wrong yet I cant stop laughing.

We are all going to hell

Jul 10, 2003: 07:51
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Mr Manoeuvre
Joined: Jan 28, 2003



quote:
Mike Works came out of the closet to say:
(pure hilarity)

I've got to stop making these.



BRILLIANT.
Absolute brilliance.
I can't thank you enough for making that.
You've made my week.

Jul 10, 2003: 08:26
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Bruteman
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

I type this as I wipe the tears of laughter from my face...

I felt bad reading through the links to the description of the actual malady...

but when I got to the ninja Harley kid, I immediately knew I was going to hell for laughing.

Jul 10, 2003: 08:39
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n0xide
Joined: May 14, 2003

I just want a blunt :(

thats just fucked up

Jul 10, 2003: 08:52
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menth0l
Joined: Jun 11, 2003


Smooth.

Hay guys i didn't know it was ok to leave NWS tags off now.

Jul 10, 2003: 09:05
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Ivan Drago
Joined: Jan 16, 2003

The Russian Peenarm

quote:
menth0l came out of the closet to say:
Hay guys i didn't know it was ok to leave NWS tags off now.

Any company that would frown on a near-naked lady with a nice ass fellating an underage harlequin boy is a company I would choose not to work for.

Jul 10, 2003: 09:12
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menth0l
Joined: Jun 11, 2003


Smooth.

You have a good point sir, but i would still like to actually HAVE that choice.

Jul 10, 2003: 09:19
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Fettboy
Joined: Nov 27, 2002

Son of Beige Avenger

quote:
Ando came out of the closet to say:
http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php?xmlFilePath=journals/ijpn/vol2n1/harlequin.xml





quote:
Harlequin fetus is the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis. The earliest record of its description is from the Oliver Hart in 1750. Since then it has been referred to as “fetal ichthyosis”, “ichthyosis intrauterina”, “keratosis diffusa fetalis”, “congenital diffuse maligna keratoma”, “malignant keratosis”, “alligator baby”.


Jul 10, 2003: 09:42
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Entity
Joined: Oct 11, 2002


Canadian Hero

quote:
Bogre_TLSG came out of the closet to say:


MONOCLE NOW GOD DAMN IT!


YES.

Jul 10, 2003: 10:34
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FrozenEntree
Joined: Jun 11, 2001


I need someone to host a 1 Meg gif animation. UBERSTAT.

PM me if you can help!

Nevermind. I'll let it kill homestead for now. Someone mirror this thing I have made please

http://frznentreespics.homestead.com/files/wtf2.gif

FrozenEntree fucked around with this message at Jul 10, 2003 around 11:03

Jul 10, 2003: 10:55
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Pyroman[FO]
Joined: Feb 01, 2003


Why is this WS again? I cant read the damn thread because of all the NWS stuff in here and Im at work, but seriously, just a warning would be fine.

Jul 10, 2003: 11:38
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menth0l
Joined: Jun 11, 2003


Smooth.

quote:
Pyroman[FO] came out of the closet to say:
Why is this WS again? I cant read the damn thread because of all the NWS stuff in here and Im at work, but seriously, just a warning would be fine.



A-fucking-men


(not gay)

Jul 10, 2003: 11:55
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Lamech
Joined: Nov 20, 2001

CLAMPMASTER

put it on a segway and make it drive around the couch please.

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Jul 10, 2003: 11:58
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menth0l
Joined: Jun 11, 2003


Smooth.

Someone give it the fiesta treatment.

Jul 10, 2003: 12:03
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Allen's Wrench
Joined: Apr 02, 2003


It's all you get.

Variety is the spice of life!

The thread should have an NWS tag, I agree, but I have a little trouble getting worked up about it. There's nasty content on every single page of this thread. If your boss would have a problem with it, you shouldn't be on page five. Ya clicked the thread, ya saw something pretty gross. Close the thread. If you don't close the thread, you're on your own. There's 80 million other threads, find one that doesn't have PogoSticking Harlequin Fetus. It's not like it's loaded with big cocks and what-not. If you're that concerned about the boss, you shouldn't even be in a forum called General Bullshit at all. There are blazing red custom titles in every single thread that are just as hazardous to employer perception.

I applaud the decision to keep this thread right here where it started, it's hilarious.

Jul 10, 2003: 12:10
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i_am_the_hydra
Joined: Feb 01, 2001


Don't worry about a thing.

oh jesus.... I was somewhere between "Is this funny? Or is this sad?" like most people until the BJ picture... hahahah.. that's fucked up

an offering, for the photoshop impaired: cut out harl baby, with limbs as separate entities, with body filled in, if ya want it to be. why? because I love you

i_am_the_hydra fucked around with this message at Jul 10, 2003 around 12:39

Jul 10, 2003: 12:20
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FrozenEntree
Joined: Jun 11, 2001


quote:
menth0l came out of the closet to say:
Someone give it the fiesta treatment.

Jul 10, 2003: 12:33
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Uncle Zeke
Joined: Feb 04, 2003


quote:
FrozenEntree came out of the closet to say:
I need someone to host a 1 Meg gif animation. UBERSTAT.



Hosted 'cause it's funny.

Jul 10, 2003: 12:43
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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


beware the naked astroman

quote:
Allen's Wrench came out of the closet to say:
Variety is the spice of life!

The thread should have an NWS tag, I agree, but I have a little trouble getting worked up about it. There's nasty content on every single page of this thread. If your boss would have a problem with it, you shouldn't be on page five. Ya clicked the thread, ya saw something pretty gross. Close the thread. If you don't close the thread, you're on your own. There's 80 million other threads, find one that doesn't have PogoSticking Harlequin Fetus. It's not like it's loaded with big cocks and what-not. If you're that concerned about the boss, you shouldn't even be in a forum called General Bullshit at all. There are blazing red custom titles in every single thread that are just as hazardous to employer perception.

I applaud the decision to keep this thread right here where it started, it's hilarious.



I concur, however I mail my boss somethingawful content all day long. He couldn't stop laughing at this and the smurfs pic I did yesterday. And today so far it's the Italian sausage who fell down.

Edit: also, the hong kong ping pong.

Jul 10, 2003: 12:44
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menth0l
Joined: Jun 11, 2003


Smooth.

All i'm saying is, if you're gonna post something NWS, please link it and tag it accordingly. It's not that hard to do.

Jul 10, 2003: 12:45
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i_am_the_hydra
Joined: Feb 01, 2001


Don't worry about a thing.

Jul 10, 2003: 13:09
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Nicholas Hexum
Joined: Jun 18, 2003


quote:
Uncle Zeke came out of the closet to say:


Hosted 'cause it's funny.




HOLY FUCKING HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jul 10, 2003: 13:46
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FrozenEntree
Joined: Jun 11, 2001


quote:
Nicholas Hexum came out of the closet to say:


HOLY FUCKING HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



thanks

by the way, anyone up for some Pork Rinds?

Edit -- sorry about that

FrozenEntree fucked around with this message at Jul 10, 2003 around 14:13

Jul 10, 2003: 14:09
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Nicholas Hexum
Joined: Jun 18, 2003


I just threw up in my mouth. Pork rinds + Infernohellbeast = vomit

Jul 10, 2003: 14:10
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cancertoast
Joined: Aug 27, 2002

WHO IS YUO

quote:
Nicholas Hexum came out of the closet to say:
I just threw up in my mouth. Pork rinds + Infernohellbeast = vomit



Your pain makes me laugh.

Jul 10, 2003: 14:15
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Bloody August
Joined: Jul 09, 2003


I KILL YOUR FACE!

quote:
pogue23 came out of the closet to say:
Boing!




Fuck it all. You sir, are the winner. Despite what anyone else says, I laughed so hard that I'm almost positive my spine telescoped and I'm now paralyzed and slowly dying. Dear God....

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Jul 10, 2003: 14:30
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FrozenEntree
Joined: Jun 11, 2001


quote:
Bloody August came out of the closet to say:



Fuck it all. You sir, are the winner. Despite what anyone else says, I laughed so hard that I'm almost positive my spine telescoped and I'm now paralyzed and slowly dying. Dear God....



Can I have your DVD?

Jul 10, 2003: 14:32
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Allen's Wrench
Joined: Apr 02, 2003


It's all you get.

quote:
i_am_the_hydra came out of the closet to say:

Jul 10, 2003: 15:15
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göth
Joined: Jul 06, 2003


Jesus tapdancing christ. If I could vote 5 more than once, I would. I laughed myself to hell. This thread is

Jul 11, 2003: 06:39
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Gay Skeleton Quoter
Joined: Jun 08, 2002

IMAGE LEECH

bump, this thread must never die.

Jul 11, 2003: 12:28
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eX.machina
Joined: Mar 03, 2003

xD

quote:
FrozenEntree came out of the closet to say:
I need someone to host a 1 Meg gif animation. UBERSTAT.

PM me if you can help!

Nevermind. I'll let it kill homestead for now. Someone mirror this thing I have made please

http://frznentreespics.homestead.com/files/wtf2.gif

you are a god!

thankyou

Jul 11, 2003: 19:08
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Sigma X
Joined: Sep 07, 2002


Phear the tail

http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/progeria/progeria4.jpg

Jul 11, 2003: 19:23
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Rooster286
Joined: Dec 17, 2000


eh

This is honestly the funniest thread I've ever seen here. Petition for addition to the Comedy Goldmine

Jul 11, 2003: 20:05
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FiftySquid
Joined: Oct 23, 2001


I am not an animal!

It's got a good beat, I can dance to it... 5!

Jul 11, 2003: 20:15
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muerto
Joined: Jun 27, 2003

yackyackyack...

Harlequin Boy, nevarrr forrget.

Jul 11, 2003: 20:17
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Ronald Raygun
Joined: Jun 28, 2003

Right Wing, Left Brained

quote:
Sigma X came out of the closet to say:
http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/progeria/progeria4.jpg

This guy's the band leader on "Letterman", right?

Jul 11, 2003: 21:14
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Sanguinaire
Joined: Feb 09, 2003


I had a friend in elementry school who suffered from a form of this. Kinda sucks to remember this after laughing so much. Then I remember I haven't seen him in almost twelve years and he's most likely doing quite well. It was quite horrifying at first, and the way the skin looks and feels is quite revolting, but you get used to it and he was quite upbeat and chipper most of the time.

Jul 11, 2003: 21:28
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GreatMrPopo
Joined: Apr 16, 2003

i love kami-sama

I was literally in tears when i started looking at these images. The pirate and the dancing top hat one really topped the cake. This should def be in the goldmine entry.

I haven't laughed like(with tears in my eyes) this in such a long time. Thanks for bringing me to such a good mood goons.

Keep up the great work guys

Jul 23, 2003: 23:04
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Mr Manoeuvre
Joined: Jan 28, 2003



quote:
GreatMrPopo came out of the closet to say:
I was literally in tears when i started looking at these images. The pirate and the dancing top hat one really topped the cake. This should def be in the goldmine entry.

I haven't laughed like(with tears in my eyes) this in such a long time. Thanks for bringing me to such a good mood goons.

Keep up the great work guys



I don't want to bump this thread further but I guess the damage is done... dude just so you know, you just committed forum necromancy. :trashbear:, etc. you bumped a 2 week old thread. big no no. see me for adoption if desired.

Jul 23, 2003: 23:15
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Kwijibo
Joined: Jul 01, 2003

McManagement Team

Ok so i just saw all this when it was linked from the dead baby revenge photo thread, and i swear i have never laughed so hard all my life, i applaud all of you harlequin baby-choppers

Jul 24, 2003: 00:46
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All Else Failed
Joined: Jun 27, 2003

No heaviness fills my heart.

I see nothing wrong with some forum necromancy as I didn't catch it the first time around as well as others I'm sure, and what a god damn shame that is.


Rated five for additional compatibility between hell and myself.

Jul 24, 2003: 02:18
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Anarchist
Joined: Apr 01, 2003


Jul 24, 2003: 02:20
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VERTiG0
Joined: Jul 11, 2001

GT-R Power!

quote:
Oz_Bonus came out of the closet to say:
BLOCK ROCKIN' BEATS!




I just pissed my fucking pants and fell out of my chair and hit my fucking head on my desk laughing at this.

Oh my good fucking hell there never was, is, and never will be any better image. EVER.

Jul 24, 2003: 02:43
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


You have not been Paying Attention

quote:
Mr Manoeuvre came out of the closet to say:


I don't want to bump this thread further but I guess the damage is done... dude just so you know, you just committed forum necromancy. :trashbear:, etc. you bumped a 2 week old thread. big no no. see me for adoption if desired.



i see nothing wrong with a little forum necromancy in this case. this thread is one of the best this month. further, necromancy seems almost consistent with the imagery. i'm glad see her back, frankly

Jul 24, 2003: 02:51
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Samurai Yak
Joined: Apr 05, 2002


quote:
pogue23 came out of the closet to say:


i see nothing wrong with a little forum necromancy in this case. this thread is one of the best this month. further, necromancy seems almost consistent with the imagery. i'm glad see her back, frankly



Seconded. I would have missed the "signs" chop above. That was priceless.

Jul 24, 2003: 02:55
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serveaux
Joined: Jan 03, 2003


Ok...well...yeah...and...watch it...

back up again.
http://www.serveaux.com/images/dancing.mov

I haven't got much bandwidth left so there's going to be a mirror below that you should use also.

serveaux fucked around with this message at Jul 24, 2003 around 04:36

Jul 24, 2003: 03:25
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Frog Vomit
Joined: Jul 11, 2001


Mirror:

http://www.smirkinchicken.com/images/dancing.mov

I also am down to 3GB of bandwidth left this month, so other mirrors are appreciated.

I was reading the thread, and listening to this MP3, and it just meshed so well. Thanks to serveaux for making the .mov, and thanks to skrewloose for the image.

harloloquin!

Jul 24, 2003: 03:26
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slinkyavenger
Joined: Feb 28, 2003


snnnAAAaaiiiL!!

funny.

like a fucking heart attack.

only better.

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Jul 24, 2003: 03:41
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Santiago2
Joined: May 09, 2003

Monocle Mania

quote:
Anaclisis came out of the closet to say:
meet Lotusboy.


FUCK YOU, aghhh, rubbing my eyes won't get that image out of my fucking head. No no no no no. AGHH...

Jul 24, 2003: 03:46
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wei1
Joined: Jun 23, 2003

weipwns

quote:
American_Monkey came out of the closet to say:
Oh dude that's so horrible. And the worst thing is that i laughed at the picture before realizing that he didn't have arms. DAMN YOU!!!!


yeh i was wondering what was so funny, then i noticed he had no arms

Jul 24, 2003: 03:53
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Yurpdod
Joined: May 30, 2003

I put this here because I hate the "Stupid Newbie" avatar.

quote:
serveaux came out of the closet to say:
Ok...well...yeah...and...watch it...

back up again.
http://www.serveaux.com/images/dancinga.mov

I haven't got much bandwidth left so there's going to be a mirror below that you should use also.

I ed

Jul 24, 2003: 04:11
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Errorist
Joined: Aug 10, 2002


Jul 24, 2003: 04:20
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StraightRazor
Joined: Jul 11, 2002



<3

StraightRazor decided to show you this image:

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Jul 24, 2003: 04:33
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Guilty
Joined: May 03, 2003

DONT RAPE MY ART!!!!!1!!!!11!!

quote:
Mr Manoeuvre came out of the closet to say:


I don't want to bump this thread further but I guess the damage is done... dude just so you know, you just committed forum necromancy. :trashbear:, etc. you bumped a 2 week old thread. big no no. see me for adoption if desired.



let's compare reg dates, shall we? Mr Manoeuvre, jan 28, 2003. Great Mr. Popo, Apr 16, 2003....


this is an adoption destined to go great places...

Jul 24, 2003: 04:41
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Yurpdod
Joined: May 30, 2003

I put this here because I hate the "Stupid Newbie" avatar.

Jul 24, 2003: 05:15
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Kalihi
Joined: Jul 04, 2003


This thread is great. I laughed so hard it feels like i just did 1000 sit ups. when i saw the dj one I thought i was going to die laughing

Jul 24, 2003: 05:40
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Mr Manoeuvre
Joined: Jan 28, 2003



quote:
Guilty came out of the closet to say:

this is an adoption destined to go great places...



May 03 . Newer than both of us. Good call. My current noobs are doing fine, aren't you guys?
Stop detracting from the horrible gold that is this thread.

Carry on you ghouls.

Jul 24, 2003: 07:58
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