Joined: Apr 02,
all you get.
this to the site owner:
I'm not sure how to say this, but we
could sure use your help. We are hard at work Photoshopping
the hell out of your beautiful AssBoat, but the small
picture on your site hardly does this contemporary
masterpiece of buttock manipulation the justice we feel it
I would be deeply indebted if you would be
so kind as to send me a larger image file, 1024 x 768 if
possible. Closeups of individual asscheeks would be
immensely helpful, as would, well, BOTH rear views, back and
back, so to speak! White background would be immensely
helpful as well.
Your vision of the AssBoat as an
alternate method of transportation across both sea and land
has us altogether humbled. We are hard at work pioneering
several augmentations, including a constantly cycling spool
of synthetic toilet paper that will constantly massage the
buttcrack, allowing for more expedient frictionless
transport. We will keep you notified of additional
innovations. Thank you.