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Sublyme
Joined: Mar 20, 2003

I dont like stalkers, but I submit to black cock!

What if LiveJournal existed in the past? What if the famous people of the world's history had one?



edit - Some people are saying they lack photoshop but have ideas. For those people who feel they can't do one, it's a simple process that honestly doesn't require the photoshop program - just find a livejournal, right click, view source, edit things, save as .html file, open, hit the print screen button, go into paint, paste it, trim it down etc, then save as .jpg. I did this, hence why the below poster complained about compression, so you may want to use a better program than paint for your purposes. Anyhow, I just uploaded a better conversion of it.

Sublyme fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2003 around 16:06

Nov 06, 2003: 14:15
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Torticollis
Joined: Sep 06, 2003

I am t3h l337 hax0rz lolx111one

I love compression. Don't you?

Nov 06, 2003: 14:16
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goml23
Joined: Jan 31, 2001

AIM: Not Skeletor

Personally, I love carrot cake.

Nov 06, 2003: 14:17
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PIC
Joined: Jun 09, 2002


quote:
Torticollis came out of the closet to say:
I love compression. Don't you?


I love trolling newb schrolies!

Note: I have coined a new word for these type of people. Please use as you see fit. The singular form of this word is schroly. It may also be used as an adjective as in "Shut your fucking face, you schroly fuck!"

Thank you.

PIC fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2003 around 14:22

Nov 06, 2003: 14:18
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Hank Scorpio
Joined: Sep 09, 2001


It's World War 3, come join me.

quote:
PIC came out of the closet to say:
I love trolling fags.
He sorta has a point though. Is it really trolling if he's right?

Nov 06, 2003: 14:19
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Colt
Joined: Nov 02, 2003

The Edge...there is no honest way to describe it, because the only ones who know where it is have gone over.

This is going to be a good thread. (no sarcasm)

I'm getting started on mine now.

Nov 06, 2003: 14:19
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Gudrow
Joined: Jan 18, 2001

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Impossible. Abe Lincoln was killed long before LiveJournal was invented.

Nov 06, 2003: 14:19
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Sublyme
Joined: Mar 20, 2003

I dont like stalkers, but I submit to black cock!

quote:
Hank Scorpio came out of the closet to say:
He sorta has a point though. Is it really trolling if he's right?
I'd say so considering it was the first reply

Nov 06, 2003: 14:19
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Kelly = Doofus
Joined: Jul 03, 2003

The name says it all

quote:
Sublyme came out of the closet to say:
What if LiveJournal existed in the past? What if the famous people of the world's history had one?




Fucking hysterical. Wish I PS at work to contribute, but nice job.

Nov 06, 2003: 14:20
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Torticollis
Joined: Sep 06, 2003

I am t3h l337 hax0rz lolx111one

My anger got the better of me. I'm sorry, it was the first reply.

A bit cunty of me.

Nov 06, 2003: 14:22
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Strudel Man
Joined: May 19, 2003

King of All Pastries

quote:
Gudrow came out of the closet to say:
Impossible. Abe Lincoln was killed long before LiveJournal was invented.


This guy's got a point. Maybe you should have given this idea a little more thought.

Nov 06, 2003: 14:25
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Reo
Joined: Apr 11, 2003


Come on, you rotten pile of gummi bears!

I think it's probably easier to go register a livejournal and write entries in it pretending to be a historical figure than it is to Photoshop one.

Nov 06, 2003: 14:30
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Major Failure
Joined: May 31, 2003

We are the future not them Charles

this is a thread I will continually check, and which sincerely deserves to go gold.
I have not the stuff to contribute, sadly - although I have an annoying amount of ideas.

Nov 06, 2003: 14:31
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Lone Goat
Joined: Apr 16, 2003

SUPAFISHIMANBUSTAAAAA

quote:
Reo came out of the closet to say:
I think it's probably easier to go register a livejournal and write entries in it pretending to be a historical figure than it is to Photoshop one.
Or, rather than wasting the time/money(/password) on that, you could just copy the source code from an existing livejournal, and fill in what you like.

Nov 06, 2003: 14:43
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GigaPeon
Joined: Apr 29, 2003


PROTIP: png's make the artifacts go away. R1ch's guide changed my life, and it cured my cancer and extended my (e)penis!

Nov 06, 2003: 14:47
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Thrymm
Joined: Apr 07, 2002


Fuck the Mets

quote:
Lone Goat came out of the closet to say:
Or, rather than wasting the time/money(/password) on that, you could just copy the source code from an existing livejournal, and fill in what you like.


Preferably of someone who's comtemplating suicide or a hot little nympho bitch...

Nov 06, 2003: 14:48
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Big Mark
Joined: Feb 04, 2003


Don't be a monas.



Apologies for only having SHITTY RETARDED PPROGRAMS on my PC you PNG nazis. Also it'll probably only make sense to those in the UK...

edit: plz don't ban VVV

Big Mark fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2003 around 16:13

Nov 06, 2003: 15:06
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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

Um what the hell?

quote:
Big Mark came out of the closet to say:


Apologies for only having SHITTY RETARDED PPROGRAMS on my PC you PNG nazis. Also it'll probably only make sense to those in the UK...



Heh, good one..

BUT USE IMG TAGS! AS ABOVE. They want you to do it k?

Nov 06, 2003: 15:10
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Big Mark
Joined: Feb 04, 2003


Don't be a monas.

Why? When you've already saved me the bother...

Nov 06, 2003: 15:13
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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

Um what the hell?

quote:
Big Mark came out of the closet to say:
Why? When you've already saved me the bother...


Cozzzzzz it's a rule thing.. That's why when you upload they give you the correct tag. It goes back to a long thread over bandwidth, people outside the forums using Kth.cx etc..

Nov 06, 2003: 15:18
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Marx
Joined: Oct 24, 2003

dirty commie.

Nov 06, 2003: 15:22
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blitrig
Joined: Jul 02, 2003


Nihil est melius quam vita diligentissima

LOL ^

(That's really, really bad.)

Nov 06, 2003: 15:24
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Sublyme
Joined: Mar 20, 2003

I dont like stalkers, but I submit to black cock!

quote:
Marx came out of the closet to say:


Oh wow, in creating this thread, I never even thought about this one as a possibility...

Nov 06, 2003: 15:26
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Colt
Joined: Nov 02, 2003

The Edge...there is no honest way to describe it, because the only ones who know where it is have gone over.

Hope this isn't too small:



(i can make it bigger if you want)

Nov 06, 2003: 15:36
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sinoku ana
Joined: May 14, 2003


"I AM ERROR."

There is potential here. I'm working on an idea.



for now here is a source image i'm working with

I THINK the font structure is:
journal title: 12pt Bold Verdana
entry titles: 11pt verdana
entries: 10pt verdana

(and smooth, not sharp)

http://www.msu.edu/~sakjosep/journalsource.png

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Nov 06, 2003: 15:58
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Big Mark
Joined: Feb 04, 2003


Don't be a monas.

quote:
Vengeance came out of the closet to say:


Cozzzzzz it's a rule thing.. That's why when you upload they give you the correct tag. It goes back to a long thread over bandwidth, people outside the forums using Kth.cx etc..


Ah, righty. spideysense tingling, I must be about to edit...

Nov 06, 2003: 16:12
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Sublyme
Joined: Mar 20, 2003

I dont like stalkers, but I submit to black cock!

quote:
sinoku ana came out of the closet to say:


Almost too clever .

Nov 06, 2003: 17:01
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Gasmask
Joined: Apr 27, 2003

I'M TOO POOR TO BUY MY OWN ACCOUNT

This thread looks to be shaping up well.

Nov 06, 2003: 17:40
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Unbelievably Fat Man
Joined: Jun 01, 2000


Lali-No! No Hot Dwarf-Sex For Me.

An Almond omlette Adolf? Isn't that a bit str

Unbelievably Fat Man decided to show you this image:

Nov 06, 2003: 18:58
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Effelleven
Joined: Aug 01, 2003


quote:
Marx came out of the closet to say:



Had me crack'n up.

My feeble attempt:
http://www.calpoly.edu/~jrhoadar/OJLJ.jpg

Nov 06, 2003: 19:03
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Sublyme
Joined: Mar 20, 2003

I dont like stalkers, but I submit to black cock!

ahahah, this thread is great, sending it back to front page

Nov 07, 2003: 00:21
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5FingerDiscount
Joined: Aug 16, 2003


My feeble attempt:
http://www.calpoly.edu/~jrhoadar/OJLJ.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

That was awesome. I wish I had the skill to make one. Oh, and the Dewey one is great also. Good show.

Nov 07, 2003: 00:36
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theblackw0lf
Joined: Apr 14, 2003


Somebody should really do Van Gogh. He's so emo...

Nov 07, 2003: 00:39
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Gumbos
Joined: Jul 01, 2003


Oh Snap Bear!

This should be next week's goldmine. This thread has more opportunity than anything i've seen in a long time...

Nov 07, 2003: 00:43
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Ferr
Joined: Sep 26, 2002



quote:
Strudel Man came out of the closet to say:


This guy's got a point. Maybe you should have given this idea a little more thought.



Someone has a broken sarcasm detector.

Nov 07, 2003: 00:55
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kardinal
Joined: Sep 21, 2003

Hey... Wait a minute, there's one guy holding up both puppets.

quote:
Marx came out of the closet to say:
[img http://dirtynuke.net/keller.JPG ]



lmao very nice!!

Nov 07, 2003: 01:06
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tasertag
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


Such a cute pic of my boyfriend. I LOVE THE WHALE COCK!

Nov 07, 2003: 01:13
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Sublyme
Joined: Mar 20, 2003

I dont like stalkers, but I submit to black cock!

Nov 07, 2003: 02:45
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kardinal
Joined: Sep 21, 2003

Hey... Wait a minute, there's one guy holding up both puppets.

Nov 07, 2003: 03:01
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Water
Joined: Sep 23, 2002


quote:
Ferr came out of the closet to say:


Someone has a broken sarcasm detector.



And that someone is YOU!

Nov 07, 2003: 03:07
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Montey3
Joined: Oct 06, 2003

And it was good. Who knew.... Aural sex was great.

quote:
sinoku ana came out of the closet to say:





HAHAH caught me off guard. maybe i'll do one now.

Nov 07, 2003: 03:08
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Heckich
Joined: Sep 16, 2003

I pickled the figs myself.

quote:
Effelleven came out of the closet to say:


Had me crack'n up.

My feeble attempt:
http://www.calpoly.edu/~jrhoadar/OJLJ.jpg



I dunno what's funnier, the image itself or the filename.

Nov 07, 2003: 03:52
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Sublyme
Joined: Mar 20, 2003

I dont like stalkers, but I submit to black cock!

quote:
kardinal came out of the closet to say:

Ahaha...Oh Mr. Kennedy, we hardly knew ye.

Nov 07, 2003: 11:00
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666
Joined: Jun 27, 2002


angst angst baby

This thread is fucking hysterical.

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666 fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2003 around 11:17

Nov 07, 2003: 11:04
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liquorhead
Joined: Jul 10, 2002


I haven't seen this many broken tables since ECW went off the air!

Historical LiveJournals? More like HYSTERICALLiveJournals... am I right, folks?

By the way, your mom really likes my live journal.... not that she has much time to read it cause I'm always "having sex" with her (if you know what I mean).

Nov 07, 2003: 11:30
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sinoku ana
Joined: May 14, 2003


"I AM ERROR."

Dewey's friend page reveals startling results!

Nov 07, 2003: 12:51
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Cronus
Joined: Mar 08, 2003


BIG RED CUSTOM TITLE

Not really a historical figure, but a historical event...

Cronus fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2003 around 16:13

Nov 07, 2003: 16:08
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rudebrew
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


Humans must be pushed down the stairs. No, they must be SHOVED!

These are fucking classic!!! you guys did a great job! Dewey, Lincon, Keller... They are all fucking killer! I can't stop laughing! Oh man...

MORE!!!!

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Nov 07, 2003: 17:22
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Clouseau
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Nov 07, 2003: 17:37
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Marx
Joined: Oct 24, 2003

dirty commie.

Nov 07, 2003: 17:54
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sinoku ana
Joined: May 14, 2003


"I AM ERROR."

quote:
Marx came out of the closet to say:




ohhhh so many fun subtleties! Universe Wide Web! hahahahaha good show

Nov 07, 2003: 18:13
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Burger Trench
Joined: Jul 17, 2003


aka Pumaman

Nov 07, 2003: 18:30
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Stagger
Joined: Jun 24, 2003

full of eels

Holy crap, that Jackson one is the best ever.

Nov 07, 2003: 18:38
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Mrnutz
Joined: Jan 26, 2002



Anyone ever notice what an Angsty McEmo Fag Jesus Christ was?

Nov 07, 2003: 18:58
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RexDart
Joined: Apr 13, 2003


Cronus, IIRC the pearl harbor attacks on Dec 7, 1941 were on a Sunday, not a Saturday. You may be right though, I'm remembering Sunday from that Tora, Tora, Tora movie, which could have been wrong about the day of the week. S'all good.

Oh, and Andrew Jackson dissing on the Bank of the US in l33t-speak made me LOL.

Since people don't write physical letters anymore, this sort of thing might really be what historians have to use in the future for biographies. Scary.

Nov 07, 2003: 19:05
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GLUE
Joined: Feb 17, 2003


http://www.livejournal.com/users/kim_jong_il__

Nov 07, 2003: 19:18
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RegistrarFagor7
Joined: Jul 18, 2003


Kill it before it breeds!

Nov 07, 2003: 19:20
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BastardManor
Joined: Mar 09, 2003



Too Obscure?

Nov 07, 2003: 20:06
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MissMaynard
Joined: Dec 04, 2001


Your ball may be next!

quote:
GLUE came out of the closet to say:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/kim_jong_il__


"I'm not going to cry"
"I won't let you see me cry"

Oh god, that was so amusing. Great going, you guys.

Nov 07, 2003: 20:34
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Angyl
Joined: Aug 27, 2003

;] XD

Ok so maybe it's not historical in the traditional sense. But..intra-web history and hysterically funny. So..my submission.

http://members.aol.com/expiicitly/ripper.jpg

linked like that so not to break tables

Nov 07, 2003: 20:48
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MissMaynard
Joined: Dec 04, 2001


Your ball may be next!

quote:
Angyl came out of the closet to say:
Ok so maybe it's not historical in the traditional sense. But..intra-web history and hysterically funny. So..my submission.

http://members.aol.com/expiicitly/ripper.jpg

linked like that so not to break tables




too soon!!!!

Nov 07, 2003: 20:50
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Sublyme
Joined: Mar 20, 2003

I dont like stalkers, but I submit to black cock!

quote:
BastardManor came out of the closet to say:

Too Obscure?

Not at all, f'n great!

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