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PIC
Joined: Jun 09, 2002


http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigngenerator/index.php

This is a fun little toy I've discovered. Sorry if it's a repeat.

PIC fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2003 around 02:08

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Shloppy
Joined: May 16, 2003

Chronic masticator

Heheh, this is cool

Nov 07, 2003: 01:49
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Pablo Gigante
Joined: Apr 16, 2002


Elementary Penguin

Neat

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Nov 07, 2003: 01:52
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semi semite
Joined: Jun 29, 2003


almost a jew

A church sign near my house said "Jesus is here in person. Come and meet him."

Not sure what to think of that one.

Nov 07, 2003: 01:53
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Strepsil
Joined: Feb 20, 2002

I should probably be doing something more important than this.

I was going to post this earlier today, and got distracted. I made a couple though.



And because I've been watching too much Mr Show lately ...

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mrmcd
Joined: Feb 22, 2003


SARS cat will eat your children!

This is all I could think of on short notice:



Edit: Second Heat.



e2: And one more before bed.

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I LOVE AVRIL!!!!1

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Qwil man
Joined: Oct 16, 2003


There's a church by here that has all sorts of crazy ones. Besides the old "The most powerful position is on your knees," they had "Thank God for George W. Bush," and "Jesus is Better Than the Matrix."

Yes, Jesus is better than the Matrix. I didn't even know the two were in competition with each other.

Nov 07, 2003: 01:58
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JJG
Joined: Jan 15, 2003


i tried.

i failed.

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wagon
Joined: Jun 14, 2001




i might have gotten the america/isreal lines mixed up. whatever.

edit:



whoever gets this reference gets a cookie

edit2:

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quote:
Qwil man came out of the closet to say:
There's a church by here that has all sorts of crazy ones. Besides the old "The most powerful position is on your knees..."


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kralc
Joined: Jun 28, 2000


those wacky baptists!

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p0bot
Joined: Apr 30, 2003





PS: This was an actual sign at a church near my house. I still have no clue as to what they are trying to say.

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actionjackson
Joined: Jan 11, 2003

I was just about to make a crushing, debate-winning argument when I was inconveniently banned.

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Capn Jobe
Joined: Jan 17, 2003


Get Your Giant Robots, Kiddies




i could have done better, but playing Max Payne 2 all day kinda fried my brain.

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Number41
Joined: Aug 29, 2003



eh, this is all I could come up with:



How many of those jesus wafers would you have to eat before you consumed a whole jesus?

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MorningSon
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I LOVE AVRIL!!!!1

oh bill hicks you so crazy!

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Mightybec
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


Illuminati anyone?



I definatly need help with this.

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totosushi
Joined: Aug 24, 2003


Omigosh! This caramel frappachino is so good! It's like Mr. Freeze had an orgasm in my mouth!

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Bivens
Joined: Jun 23, 2003


...I'm the bad guy? When did that happen?

This was a good find. Thanks much.

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MorningSon
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I LOVE AVRIL!!!!1



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Max Powers
Joined: Oct 15, 2003




Prolly will go down soon, 1 GB bandwith : \

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Borfo
Joined: Mar 24, 2002


WoooooooOOOooooooOOOOoooooo...

Hay duders, what's going on in this afterlife?

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Indiana
Joined: Feb 27, 2003

We named the dog Indiana!

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i might have gotten the america/isreal lines mixed up. whatever.








This one is the best ever use of that line.

Nov 07, 2003: 02:18
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MorningSon
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I LOVE AVRIL!!!!1

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Mathemagician
Joined: Aug 21, 2003


it's a setup

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Oh christ that's funny.

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BeavisNuke
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I miss TW

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I LOVE AVRIL!!!!1

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It only took 6 days of being a goon for someone to buy me this custom title due to my STUPIDITY. Also I am dumb.

It once was my signature.

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LunaSea
Joined: May 06, 2003


bad mommy!

This is a replica of a church sign I saw a day or two after Isabel. Fucking vampire Christians..

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Hyzenthlay
Joined: Dec 03, 2002


Will you be stick obtaining?!

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pure fucking hilarity


Good on yer, guv. Good on yer.

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Firedrill
Joined: Sep 11, 2001


MR. YOU'RE ON FIRE MR.

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whoever gets this reference gets a cookie




That's amusing because I know someone in a band called The Gardeners in Chicago. Maybe she's Jesus?

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totosushi
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Omigosh! This caramel frappachino is so good! It's like Mr. Freeze had an orgasm in my mouth!

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Capn Jobe
Joined: Jan 17, 2003


Get Your Giant Robots, Kiddies

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i think that is my all time favorite southpark episode, at least in recent years.

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keepsleeping
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hit.me.baby.one.more.time



edit: I got the time wrong. Dammit.

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dr7flow
Joined: Oct 09, 2003


it's mind games...

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CombatBonta-kun
Joined: Sep 21, 2003

Ehhhh?



Meh, I tried

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mav.rc
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Forum Veteran

um

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mav.rc
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old favorite

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Guilty
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mav.rc
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I'll shut up now.

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Comfortador
Joined: Jul 30, 2003

"Are you a Soldier?" "I'm a Comfortador." "Your neither, your a whipping boy...raised by mongrels, and set on a sacrificial stone."

quote:
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[B


whoever gets this reference gets a cookie
[/B]


You referrin to Ministry?

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parasyte
Joined: Aug 13, 2003

Nobody wants to die except the suicides. They're no fun.



"Wow, it really is Jesus."

Can't for the life of me remember the title of the movie that's referencing. I first heard it in Fast Food Freedom Fighters, but the guy who wrote it has told me twice the name ofthe movie it references... I just don't remember.

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doctormidnight
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I'm going to hell. Move over.

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aeglus
Joined: Jul 13, 2003

Hoist the mizzenmast! oops

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old favorite

Is that by malign? God that feels like a long time ago...

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doctormidnight
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And just because I am bored, props to first person who gets the reference.





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Comfortador
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"Are you a Soldier?" "I'm a Comfortador." "Your neither, your a whipping boy...raised by mongrels, and set on a sacrificial stone."

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parasyte came out of the closet to say:


"Wow, it really is Jesus."

Can't for the life of me remember the title of the movie that's referencing. I first heard it in Fast Food Freedom Fighters, but the guy who wrote it has told me twice the name ofthe movie it references... I just don't remember.



Real Genius

edit:

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Faid
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PLACEHOLDER

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alpmachine
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mav.rc
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quote:
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Is that by malign? God that feels like a long time ago...



Yep. For the confused.

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Xyrael
Joined: Jul 12, 2003

99th Degree Blackbelt, Wang-Fu

Stolen from Southpark:

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yeah, i stole this from a local pawn shop marquee:

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keepsleeping
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hit.me.baby.one.more.time

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99th Degree Blackbelt, Wang-Fu

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Knormal
Joined: Nov 11, 2001


This is too easy






I know, Baptist, but whatever.

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OpaqueEcho
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Turner & Hooch

Yar!

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Potassium
Joined: Oct 04, 2003

Beautiful Disaster

Edit: ^^^ Ahahaha, that's awesome ^^^

quote:
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[img-http://home.comcast.net/~absolut_brian/churchsign2.jpg[/img]

And God said unto Abraham, "Yea, and you shall kill your firstborn son." And Abraham said, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the mic." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better? Check, check 1 - 2. Jimmy, pull the high-end out, I'm still getting some feedback back here."

Thank you for that pointless excuse to quote Family Guy

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Farmer Crack-Ass
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quote:
Potassium came out of the closet to say:
Edit: ^^^ Ahahaha, that's awesome ^^^
And God said unto Abraham, "Yea, and you shall kill your firstborn son." And Abraham said, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the mic." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better? Check, check 1 - 2. Jimmy, pull the high-end out, I'm still getting some feedback back here."

Thank you for that pointless excuse to quote Family Guy


Thank you for doing what needed to be done. God bless you, Potassium.

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Howard Beale
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Bigger than Mary Tyler Moore!

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TAOC
Joined: Mar 04, 2001

RU VBHSYSROYR TECSA S!AYUTD

too bad this kids in the hall sketch doesn't shorten down well. i've always wanted to see a priest read this.

http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/one/drseuss.html

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this is fun

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That Guy From Pearldiver
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Howard Beale
Joined: Feb 22, 2001


Bigger than Mary Tyler Moore!

^^^
Fuckin excellent.



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Lukke
Joined: Jul 06, 2000


Sage of the Occident


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Bozarth
Joined: Sep 02, 2003


Try one making you better feeling

quote:
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Prolly will go down soon, 1 GB bandwith : \



I always heard "Jesus saves and takes half dmg"

Also,

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Perv Griffin
Joined: Aug 15, 2001


They should actually use this one...heh


I hear they are actually doing this now.


Gotta love those old catchphrases!


And yet another one we beat to death in FYAD.


Kudos to anyone who gets this reference.


Blargh, I gotta go to bed.

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George_is_UPSET
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http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigngenerator/makesign.php?line1=JESUS+WATCHES+YOU+&line2=FUCKING+SLEEP&line3=&line4=Bake-off+this+FRI

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JD
Joined: Jan 10, 2003


You stink. Bender's great. Deal with it.

Reference

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El mono es muy bueno

beaten... kinda.

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xcalibanx
Joined: Oct 26, 2003


"Purchase a custom title for yourself for $5.00"

this is cool, nice thread.

http://upload.houseboat-racing.biz/files/churchsign.jpg

kthx houseboat


jk..jk..

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Majnen
Joined: Jun 18, 2001


What the hell is a Majnen, anyways?



Stupid thing not allowing the @ character. Yes, I know 402 errors aren't actually defined yet.



First one I thought up. Kinda lame, I guess.



The one I'm most proud of.

I'm going to hell. I'll save you all a seat.

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dr7flow
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it's mind games...


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Lukke
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Sage of the Occident

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Binger Banger
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Pokin' da Pooter!



thx kth.cx!

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[avatar too fucking big]

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Shadayim

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oh the flow is timeless......

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Joined: Jul 18, 2003


Kill it before it breeds!

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Bacon is good for you!

An oldie:

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I said HALLELUIA!

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(only because the Cthulhu one was taken, you stole my idea you bastard!)

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all I could come up with.

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"I love the power glove, it's so bad." -Lucas

Yes I am aware this was half done already

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Joined: Jun 13, 2003

Jesus is coming! Look busy!

<<<<<<<<< BTW, someone already used my first idea :<




1st Futurama reference! woo!








All I could think of, probably could word it better, but who cares.

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Joined: Jul 18, 2003


the lesser known brother



This was on a local church, for about a year and a half!!! Never did get a picture.

Also

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Forum Veteran


Edit:


Meh.

I got nothin.

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Artificial Meat Byproduct

I won't derail this thread with a REAL sign, but here is a link to the image for those interested. My first thought was that they were talking about oral sex... Yes, it's real, a local church I pass on my service calls in the field. I had to stop and take a picture for my website.

http://www.kth.cx/up/t/tongue4.jpg

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I always wanted my username on a church sign

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Crash Test Dummy

quote:
doctormidnight came out of the closet to say:
And just because I am bored, props to first person who gets the reference.



Alice in Chains - Sludge Factory.


This one kind of sucks, but whatever.

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I don't know

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Am I too late?

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Curses... Foiled by Aquaman again!

Mohh...

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Aroo?

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Needs more letter space.

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This is fun.

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Oh dear lord, I can't stop

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ok, i'm slowing down now

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The library is in my pants!





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wait, wait, i got a second wind!

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I am made of sopping wet rags and only exist in your mind, HOOBLAH!

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Everyone is entitled to MY opinion.

Ch_ _ ch
What is Missing?
U R
Get your A_ _ in here now!

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<3 kth.cx

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I am made of sopping wet rags and only exist in your mind, HOOBLAH!

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i gotta go. that was fun.

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ps: don't forget to vote. this is a great thread.

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 robin williams live on broadway 

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I FAILED BUSINESS 101 AND I THINK PROFILING BLACKS AT 7-11 IS PERFECT BIZ SENSE ALSO I SUCK TWO DICKS AT ONCE





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Tickled Purple!

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yeah

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quote:
sexgeny came out of the closet to say:



Fixed.

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Joined: Sep 19, 2003

The library is in my pants!

quote:
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Fixed.



Thanks!

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Joined: Mar 12, 2003

I'll remember not to do that again.

quote:
Perv Griffin came out of the closet to say:
They should actually use this one...heh




Click-->Save. Helooo new desktop!

Excellent work.

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You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.

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This was the best I could come up with.

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Joined: Oct 05, 2003

my girlfriend also likes girls



Now you're the only one here, who can tell me if it's true.
That you love me, and I love me.

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"Are you a Soldier?" "I'm a Comfortador." "Your neither, your a whipping boy...raised by mongrels, and set on a sacrificial stone."





odd it's supposed to say "gonna",not "go" it was in the text list, but it didn't display it.

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[be my e-friend]





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It has always been a goal of mine to not be featured in a news report ending with "before turning the shotgun on himself." So far so good.

http://www.sp0rk.com/churchsign2.jpg

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'The woman is filled with strawberry jam!'

Hope I haven't been beaten anywhere


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Going down to Tickfaw, gonna have myself a time...


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That Guy From Pearldiver
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quote:
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Hope I haven't been beaten anywhere





and "Thats" the bottom line!!

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Feather
Joined: Mar 01, 2003

I'm not closed minded; you're just wrong!

quote:
Reztes came out of the closet to say:
this is fun


Indeed, sir! Needs more cowbell!

Jesus, this thread is a good laugh, like any that bash the shit out of things religious.

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wait, what

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Joined: Oct 23, 2003


quote:
dr7flow came out of the closet to say:


fuck the canucks in the ear

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...excuse me for pointing

This rules!





(damn you guy at the top of this page!)

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Tastes like old man mouth...



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My mom says I'm teh 1337

Sorta beaten

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Broken product of evolution

Remember, kids: Blaspheme is spoken, sacrilege is written.





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Oz
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Minion of Relin

quote:
drags came out of the closet to say:
 robin williams live on broadway 
{img]Ixnay on ucrade-say[/img]



I just realized he said that wrong. That means sucrade!!! the correct way to say it is usade-cray. I did'nt even notice it when Robin said it on TV!

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appz
Joined: Jul 11, 2003


Now with real FATAL ERROR: 0E flavor

quote:
Perv Griffin came out of the closet to say:

Kudos to anyone who gets this reference.


Blargh, I gotta go to bed.



I love you.

edit:

quote:
Syjefroi came out of the closet to say:


Now you're the only one here, who can tell me if it's true.
That you love me, and I love me.



A++ for you too.

edit2: somehow I'm a catholic and can laugh heartily at almost every one of these. I guess I'll be needing front row tickets to hell too.

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Old School Sierra FanBoy

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The Architect
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I created the Matrix, and several popular video games...

quote:
PapFinn came out of the closet to say:


[/B]


I see that and raise you this:

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For A Hard Earned Thirst

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Hay guys what's going on in th

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edit: double post somehow

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Pumpkin Pie



gg kubrick nextmap

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il, ps is bannable

quote:
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I actually saw a sign like that in Austin when I was driving around Michael Dell's Interconnected series of roads on his hill. No really, I did.

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Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah and Kzer-Za, Hoo-haw!



And so I thought "Why could get a bigger audience than a normal sermon?"

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Monocle Mania



Meh...

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If you only knew the POWER of the DAFT SIDE!!!

Ex-HELL-ent!




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Joined: Mar 31, 2001


SA forums drawing whore.
Sure I'll draw you King Kong wrestling with Janet Reno.



Meh. I gots nothing...

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TABERNAK!




Second Futurama Reference.

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Meditation is stronger than ROBOTS

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For A Hard Earned Thirst

Especially if they drop the soap.

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m2sbr what



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Meditation is stronger than ROBOTS

here's another crappy one:

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Planet Idiot
Joined: Jun 03, 2003


I know where MiLK comes from!



oh snap

also:

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Aominux
Joined: Aug 16, 2003


IZ GONE RAIN

quote:
Perv Griffin came out of the closet to say:
They should actually use this one...heh

I wouldn't be surprised if they have -- that is pure genius

Edit: The more I think about it, the more it seems like I have seen that on such a sign before. Probably just confabulation, though.

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Hot.
Sorry. I just wanted to use the phrase "GOD-on-God Action."

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Tom_Riddle
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quote:
mav.rc came out of the closet to say:


Yep. For the confused.


Off topic, but if you imagine Hannibal Lecter reading that, it's pretty creepy.

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Fixed

Also one from Disco Dormouse...

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I dunno, you think of something.



or rather

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quote:
Tom_Riddle came out of the closet to say:

Off topic, but if you imagine Hannibal Lecter reading that, it's pretty creepy.



On that note:





Also

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quote:
Poop Fries came out of the closet to say:



Yeah, like Jesus can see through roofs.

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cool. I'm surprised this toy isn't dead yet...


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UTINI!

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quote:
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Yeah, like Jesus can see through roofs.



He's got super X-RAY GOGGLES!

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Obscure movie reference:

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quote:
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Obscure movie reference:


Very obscure.

edit: Ahrgh, you changed it. It's "They Live", am i rite?

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quote:
zer0spunk came out of the closet to say:
well i'll give it a shot.
I think they just discontinued that promotion.

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wait, what

quote:
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heh

well played

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edit: fixed

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And now for something completely different. Subgenius signs!


Simple and to the point...all hail Bob.


Repent you filthy fuckers!!!


I still keep meaning to send them $30 to become ordained.


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"Are you a Soldier?" "I'm a Comfortador." "Your neither, your a whipping boy...raised by mongrels, and set on a sacrificial stone."

quote:
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!


prophecy. Good man. Good movie.

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quote:
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Have to love Pulp Fiction
http://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=281661287



Very well done sir.

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quote:
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Brilliant!

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quote:
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tetris sign


Best one yet.




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