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gregday
Joined: May 23, 2003


The new iPod ads are at http://apple.com/ipod

Reload the page to get a new image. There's a total of around 5 or 6.

Here's my (terrible) first contribution. But I'm anxious to see what you guys can come up with.

Possibly NWS.
http://dpph.isnot.ws/files/6/hello_ipod.jpg

Wow. My first thread in GBS and it's goldmined immediately. Thanks guys

gregday fucked around with this message at Sep 16, 2003 around 02:50

Sep 12, 2003: 05:50
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Walked
Joined: Apr 14, 2003



Oh you've got to be shitting me.
Theyre offering a 20gb for $400 now. FUCK I JUST BOUGHT THE 15gb!

Argh.

Sorry, but this post made me notice that.

Sep 12, 2003: 06:04
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gregday
Joined: May 23, 2003


quote:
Walked came out of the closet to say:
Oh you've got to be shitting me.
Theyre offering a 20gb for $400 now. FUCK I JUST BOUGHT THE 15gb!

Argh.

Sorry, but this post made me notice that.



Offtopic, but yeah, and I ordered a 40GB about 2 hours after they were announced. It should be here today

Sep 12, 2003: 06:07
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Walked
Joined: Apr 14, 2003



Gah, fuck.
Just checked and I'm two days over the return date. BLAST.

Sep 12, 2003: 06:14
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Z
Joined: Jun 25, 2002



Still no color screen, they're using that proprietary cable, and it doesn't do OGG or WMA or support any kind of third party program.

No thanks, I'll stick with my 20gb until they actually make a change to the product besides just adding "new" to the name.

Sep 12, 2003: 06:16
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Son of a Monkey
Joined: Oct 11, 2000

Forum Veteran

Your first attempt is pretty gross, and this thread is getting a bit derailled

Sep 12, 2003: 06:18
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linguo
Joined: Jun 27, 2003

robot

haha but why would you want .wma files? 20 gig here i come.

Sep 12, 2003: 06:22
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lungfish
Joined: Oct 03, 2000


^^^ What are you talking about with .wma? iPod just supports AAC and MP3 to my knowledge.

Yeah, my 15 gb is now obsolete and unhip

Also this thread sucks.

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solbaid
Joined: Jun 13, 2003

HA! HA! I'm using the internet!


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Sep 12, 2003: 06:27
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clover
Joined: Oct 03, 2001


Hey what do you guys think about the Nomad Zen? Those are pretty cool. Compact too!

Sep 12, 2003: 06:32
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Fallom
Joined: May 08, 2003

I'm part of a INTERNET GAMING TEAM

quote:
clover came out of the closet to say:
Hey what do you guys think about the Nomad Zen? Those are pretty cool. Compact too!


You only buy one if you're a poor boy living in the ghetto surviving on Mommy's welfare. In order to get food, you have to carry a bat to beat away the thieves and then return home to your mothers rantings about life not being a crystal staircase. In order to listen to music, you have to buy a Nomad Zen instead of the sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy i want to fuck the headphone jack sexy sexy sexy iPod.

Sep 12, 2003: 06:51
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CarryTheZero
Joined: Feb 05, 2003


Please don't derail this into an sh/sc-style ipod shitfest. kthx

That said:



Also, here are all the images:







Edit: Eh, my host is back up

CarryTheZero fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 15:31

Sep 12, 2003: 06:52
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clover
Joined: Oct 03, 2001


quote:
Fallom came out of the closet to say:


You only buy one if you're a poor boy living in the ghetto surviving on Mommy's welfare. In order to get food, you have to carry a bat to beat away the thieves and then return home to your mothers rantings about life not being a crystal staircase. In order to listen to music, you have to buy a Nomad Zen instead of the sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy i want to fuck the headphone jack sexy sexy sexy iPod.





Sep 12, 2003: 07:09
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Son of a Monkey
Joined: Oct 11, 2000

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sorry its a bit crap..



thanks kth.cx !

Sep 12, 2003: 07:21
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Comfortador
Joined: Jul 30, 2003

"Are you a Soldier?" "I'm a Comfortador." "Your neither, your a whipping boy...raised by mongrels, and set on a sacrificial stone."

quote:
Son of a Monkey came out of the closet to say:
sorry its a bit crap..



thanks kth.cx !



haha that's great, good work.

Sep 12, 2003: 07:24
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Tex-Murph
Joined: May 05, 2001

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<3 iTaser
A shame these ads aren't that bad, for Apple's standards. No Jeff Goldblum wankfests or anything. Yet these are more amusing than the parodies of the atrocious Switch ads I've seen.

Sep 12, 2003: 07:33
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JoeSchmoe
Joined: Jul 17, 2003




Bit sloppy...but I'm at work (that's my feeble excuse and I'm sticking to it!).

Sep 12, 2003: 07:52
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menth0l
Joined: Jun 11, 2003

WHINY LITTLE BITCH THAT NEEDS TO

These are brilliant! I'd never have come up with iTaser or iChair myself.

Keep em coming!

Sep 12, 2003: 07:54
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evil_bunnY
Joined: Apr 01, 2003

meh.

good work on the iTaser, its really hilarious.

Sep 12, 2003: 08:49
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Pyaemia
Joined: Jul 17, 2003

I already licked my finger once some years back after putting it in my butt, won't make that mistake twice.

It's nice they no longer have a 30GB version, I wonder what will happen when I call them and say I need a replacement unit. My current iPod is having seperation issues. Mainly, the chrome/steel bottom is warping out from the plastic, which looks fucking ugly. I mean, i paid something like a grand CDN for the bitch, it had BEST be quality hardware. Hopefully that doesn't repeat itself.

PS: I treat it like my second child, my first one is my car stereo. There is NO physical damage.

Sep 12, 2003: 09:12
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serveaux
Joined: Jan 03, 2003


My little tribute. Nevar forget. Nib high football rules!

serveaux decided to show you this image:

Sep 12, 2003: 09:15
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monkeu
Joined: Jun 01, 2000

123 456 789 12232333 dfhfhdfhdsfh ffhhfhf eejfhfhf

quote:
Z came out of the closet to say:
Still no color screen, they're using that proprietary cable, and it doesn't do OGG or WMA or support any kind of third party program.

No thanks, I'll stick with my 20gb until they actually make a change to the product besides just adding "new" to the name.



I can see why you'd need a colour screen on an mp3 player. That's sarcasm for you slow folks.

Sep 12, 2003: 09:23
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serveaux
Joined: Jan 03, 2003


quote:
monkeu came out of the closet to say:


I can see why you'd need a colour screen on an mp3 player. That's sarcasm for you slow folks.


And I'm sure Apple is in a big hurry to support a wanky Windows-proprietary audio format too.

Sep 12, 2003: 09:25
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Atmos
Joined: Jul 23, 2003

boom!

karma

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Diet Smegma
Joined: Feb 14, 2002

Artificial Meat Byproduct





(nothing but love for kth.cx)

Sep 12, 2003: 09:40
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Wolfman
Joined: May 09, 2003


Shut up bitch! I wear a necklace FULL of silver bullets

my humble submission

Wolfman decided to show you this image:

Sep 12, 2003: 09:41
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Lapsley
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


quote:
Walked came out of the closet to say:
Oh you've got to be shitting me.
Theyre offering a 20gb for $400 now. FUCK I JUST BOUGHT THE 15gb!

Argh.

Sorry, but this post made me notice that.



me too :-\

Sep 12, 2003: 09:48
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Saturn2K
Joined: Feb 06, 2001


quote:
serveaux came out of the closet to say:
And I'm sure Apple is in a big hurry to support a wanky Windows-proprietary audio format too.
I just wish more people would make modified firmware for the stuff. Not for WMA, but for little fixes and shit that takes Apple forever to come out with.

Sep 12, 2003: 10:11
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Son of a Monkey
Joined: Oct 11, 2000

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last ditch attempt to save the thread !



thanks kth.cx (again) !

Sep 12, 2003: 12:08
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thenoni
Joined: Mar 12, 2003

Death in Tight Pants

^^^ haha good stuff

Sep 12, 2003: 12:28
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Malevolent
Joined: Nov 02, 2001



10 PRINT "MY BRAIN HURTS"
20 PRINT "BELLVUE"
30 END

quote:
Son of a Monkey came out of the closet to say:
last ditch attempt to save the thread !






Hahaha.

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cioxx
Joined: Jul 13, 2001


More Signal, Less Noise



I did this couple of days ago while bored.

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Krazy Yak
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

www.krazyyak.com - where the magic happens



thanks kth.cx!

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darthphunk
Joined: Jul 03, 2002

DON'T CLOSE YOUR THREADS IN SH/SC SMART GUY




EDIT - thanks kth.cx!

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tt
Joined: Sep 21, 2002

people suck

oops

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Son of a Monkey
Joined: Oct 11, 2000

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quote:
tt came out of the closet to say:
oops



hahaha I was thinking about doing an animated one

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Shmafty
Joined: Apr 16, 2003


Don't know and have no opinion...

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Vorfeed
Joined: Feb 22, 2003

Mad_EE

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Marklar
Joined: Jul 24, 2003


quote:
darthphunk came out of the closet to say:



EDIT - thanks kth.cx!



holy shit

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tasertag
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


I have sexual fantasies about a menage a trois with H.P. Lovecraft and Hitler

This thread is beautiful.

for iTaser and America.

Sep 12, 2003: 13:26
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Slizer
Joined: Jul 13, 2003


.sli

Meh. havn't entered a photoshop in a while:

http://www.slizer.com/images/sa/ipod.jpg

Sep 12, 2003: 13:36
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joeuser
Joined: Mar 21, 2002


quote:
Slizer came out of the closet to say:
Meh. havn't entered a photoshop in a while:

http://www.slizer.com/images/sa/ipod.jpg


Small suggestion: wouldn't it be better if that included the standard iPod tagline: "Don't Steal Music"? But yeah, it might be better as a parody.

Sep 12, 2003: 13:40
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Slizer
Joined: Jul 13, 2003


.sli

Heres ones with slightly more effort:

http://www.slizer.com/images/sa/ipod2.jpg

Sep 12, 2003: 13:50
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RevKrule
Joined: Jul 09, 2001


Thrilling the forums since 2001

apple appeals to every facist of the geopolitical spectrum.

RevKrule decided to show you this image:

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Gumbos
Joined: Jul 01, 2003


Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

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Jazzzzz
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quote:
Walked came out of the closet to say:
Gah, fuck.
Just checked and I'm two days over the return date. BLAST.



I feel your pain duder, I just shelled out 500 for the 30gb a month ago. Oh well - I still haven't filled the little bastard up yet.

Sep 12, 2003: 14:18
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Gumbos
Joined: Jul 01, 2003


Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

quote:
Jazzzzz came out of the closet to say:


I feel your pain duder, I just shelled out 500 for the 30gb a month ago. Oh well - I still haven't filled the little bastard up yet.

why the fuck would anyone actually use anything more than 10gb, it boggles my mind.
edit: i have a 10gb ipod.

Sep 12, 2003: 14:23
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Vorfeed
Joined: Feb 22, 2003

Mad_EE

quote:
Gumbos came out of the closet to say:



This made me

Vorfeed fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 17:49

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Lobsterboy
Joined: Aug 18, 2003

I AM A SPACE HOBO



weee

Sep 12, 2003: 14:30
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Lobsterboy
Joined: Aug 18, 2003

I AM A SPACE HOBO

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tfederman
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


I am sick of this world and the st- and the stinky people in it! I will become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen!

Good thread.

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MadSketcher
Joined: Aug 07, 2002


A plague of faggotry upon thee!

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olhado
Joined: Jun 08, 2002


quote:
tfederman came out of the closet to say:
Good thread.

[img-http://www.toddfederman.com/sa/index_top_purple.gif[/img]

Can you post a tutorial on your font-matching technique?

Sep 12, 2003: 14:41
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Sivart13
Joined: May 18, 2003

I have neglected to come up with a clever title

quote:
Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
why the fuck would anyone actually use anything more than 10gb, it boggles my mind.
For serious. Unless your computer is going to explode, or something else happens to the point that you are NEVER ABLE TO CHANGE THE SONGS ON YOUR IPOD AGAIN, I don't see why you need to drop even more money on these things for just a little bit more convenience. As a device to take around with you for the day, I don't see how you could go that wrong with 10 gigs. But I await correction from audiophiles who ABSOLUTELY MUST carry 6000 songs on a portable.

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mbushell
Joined: Jul 14, 2003


the cat's my friend

tada

mbushell decided to show you this image:

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tasertag
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


I have sexual fantasies about a menage a trois with H.P. Lovecraft and Hitler

quote:
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Sep 12, 2003: 14:47
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JRock
Joined: Sep 19, 2000

Mike was going to advertise here, but after seeing some of my more obscene posts involving midget pornography, he decided it would be better not to!

I'd like to carry ALL my music on it ALL the time since my taste is varied and I wouldn't like to be stuck with my hard rock mp3s when I'm in the mood for hiphop, trance, dnb/jungle, breaks, metal, classic rock, oldies, classical, or jpop.

I'm seriously contemplating a 20GB as that would be enough for most of my store-bought CD collection extracted to mp3 and the few live set mixes and such that I have in mp3 format.

My biggest thing is not knowing the quality of the decoder on it and whether I should make everything 320CBR or ape-VBR - if it can even reproduce the ape-VBR in a noticeably different level from the 320CBR or not.

Also need to determine what the best pair of earphones would be that are easy to port around and not goofy-looking or mess-up-your-hair-when-you-have-gel-in-it ish.






hahaha only kidding about the jpop.







well okay maybe some Ayumi trance remixes.

Sep 12, 2003: 14:50
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tfederman
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


I am sick of this world and the st- and the stinky people in it! I will become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen!

quote:
Sivart13 came out of the closet to say:
But I await correction from audiophiles who ABSOLUTELY MUST carry 6000 songs on a portable.


An audiophile is someone who cares about high-fidelity sound quality, not someone who likes a wide range of music.

As for the desire for greater capacity, I would say the reason is that some of us are starting to look at these devices not as holding enough music to last for [x] days, but to hold our entire collection. When I can get a portable that holds 50+ GB, I can stop making cdr backups, or even ditch my cdr's since I have everything in 2 places. In most cases 3, counting the original CD.


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ampinstein
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


My two efforts:




(I'm sooooo sorry)

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Prophecy120
Joined: Feb 04, 2003



quote:
ampinstein came out of the closet to say:




fucking awsome

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reddeathdrinker
Joined: Aug 05, 2003

Scotland the What?



Mmmmm. Knickers......

Sep 12, 2003: 15:27
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Kaiju
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


Horror Movie Fiend

Sep 12, 2003: 15:49
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The Baroque Cycle
Joined: Nov 05, 2002


NTS is my Jesus

quote:
JRock came out of the closet to say:
I'd like to carry ALL my music on it ALL the time since my taste is varied
As always, JRock speaks the truth. When they started supporting AAC I went through and re-encoded my entire CD collection to 128Kb/s AACs to save space (was using 192Kb/s MP3). I have a gen-2 10Gb iPod, and I have 23Gb of AACs (growing every day).

It sucks to have to pick an album to delete off my iPod whenever I buy and encode a new one. Also, I use my iPod in my car, and I do a LOT of driving. So yes, eventually shuffle gets to everything on there.

Sep 12, 2003: 15:57
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Munkaboo
Joined: Aug 04, 2002


I bought a 30 gig two weeks ago, now they are fucking 379. Damnit.

Also, bravo on the John Ritter photoshop.

Sep 12, 2003: 16:02
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Prophecy120
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mofo196
Joined: Apr 07, 2003


Simply brilliant.

Sep 12, 2003: 16:06
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minor_threat
Joined: Jan 25, 2003

Mike finally bought me an account because he swears I am the best 1-03 EVER

quote:
Kaiju came out of the closet to say:



Excellent. I see great things for this thread. (5 lol)

Opening up photoshop now.

Sep 12, 2003: 16:11
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Asskicker064
Joined: Jul 27, 2003

The Kicker of Ass

My contribution:



\/\/\/ Thank you, kind sir.

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Asskicker064 fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 16:17

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qirex
Joined: Feb 14, 2001


A note for people who are trying to match fonts - Apple uses Myriad.

Sep 12, 2003: 16:13
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ampinstein
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


^^ I used Trebuchet MS, which was close enough for me

Edit: cheers Prophecy120, but yours pwns mine

ampinstein fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 16:22

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Geoffrois
Joined: Jan 03, 2001

You go tell the pope he's been sleeping in a hat for the past years now.

quote:
ampinstein came out of the closet to say:






Much love for this one, but they're all great!

Also, I feel weird carrying my iPod around because I've never seen anyone else in real life who owns one. The people around here must all be poor or something.

Sep 12, 2003: 16:19
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tfederman
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


I am sick of this world and the st- and the stinky people in it! I will become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen!

quote:
Prophecy120 came out of the closet to say:



Hey man, nice shot.


edit:

tfederman fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 16:25

Sep 12, 2003: 16:21
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ZS
Joined: Aug 06, 2003

kleptomaniac kmart shoplifter

quote:
Asskicker064 came out of the closet to say:
My contribution:





Excellent.

Sep 12, 2003: 16:30
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FofR
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


Wow, look at me. I'm not even listening to a word you're saying.

quote:
Prophecy120 came out of the closet to say:



This is beautiful! One of the best Photoshops I have seen for a longlong time.
It's so perfect!

Sep 12, 2003: 16:31
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Gumbos
Joined: Jul 01, 2003


Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

Sep 12, 2003: 16:38
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GorillaCunt
Joined: Aug 16, 2003

kill your mother rape your dog

NWS - sorry i lacked this before
http://www.poundtemp.org/~muska/idong.gif


my shitty contribution, i used The Gimp instead of photo shop

GorillaCunt fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 01:07

Sep 12, 2003: 16:41
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semi semite
Joined: Jun 29, 2003

almost a jew

quote:
MadSketcher came out of the closet to say:


iHate you. Actually, no, I was expecting this to come up. I was going to declare a countdown, but then I decided it would encourage it, and that maybe there was a chance we could have been spared.

Sep 12, 2003: 16:47
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ChlamydiaJones
Joined: Sep 27, 2002



Nothing wrong with the Gimp....

Sep 12, 2003: 16:50
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r0xx0rb0y
Joined: Jul 16, 2001

poopy caca

quote:
MadSketcher came out of the closet to say:



sick
fuck, you, man

lol at John Ritter

Sep 12, 2003: 16:59
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RichLather
Joined: Mar 04, 2003


Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

quote:
GorillaCunt came out of the closet to say:
http://www.poundtemp.org/~muska/idong.gif



Dunno about you, but I would've put an NWS tag on that bad boy.

Sep 12, 2003: 17:00
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Kelly = Doofus
Joined: Jul 03, 2003

The name says it all

My contribution:

http://www.kth.cx/up/r/redonedeadbeat.gif

Edited to add the proper font. (Myriad)

Kelly = Doofus fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 09:31

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FofR
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


Wow, look at me. I'm not even listening to a word you're saying.


Now in multi-color.
Blue Green Purple Pink

FofR fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 18:34

Sep 12, 2003: 17:37
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Kelly = Doofus
Joined: Jul 03, 2003

The name says it all

quote:
FofR came out of the closet to say:



Heh....normally I barely pay attention to Matrix stuff in here, but that was very funny.

Sep 12, 2003: 17:39
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childrens books
Joined: Aug 08, 2003

we have a problem

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embe
Joined: Sep 04, 2003

Solo sex is still the safest

damn, those are quality

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Droopy Goines
Joined: Aug 02, 2003


Presented in Dolby Digital 6.1 where available.



Unfortunately I haven't got the time yet to create IPimp.

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Sep 12, 2003: 18:27
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RevLinusJones
Joined: Aug 21, 2002


Conspiring Cartographer

Childrens books, is that silouette (sp?) from that young black female artist from georgia (Kara Walker I want to say) who has the exhibit in the Gugenheim?

EDIT The name is Kara Walker.

RevLinusJones fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 18:41

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Sep 12, 2003: 18:46
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childrens books
Joined: Aug 08, 2003

we have a problem

quote:
RevLinusJones came out of the closet to say:
Childrens books, is that silouette (sp?) from that young black female artist from georgia (Kara Walker I want to say) who has the exhibit in the Gugenheim?

EDIT The name is Kara Walker.



yes. http://www.gregkucera.com/walker.htm

Sep 12, 2003: 18:48
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Solvalou
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


Hay guys

Solvalou decided to show you this image:

Sep 12, 2003: 19:05
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Hoffma
Joined: Mar 29, 2003


Mechanical Simian. The perfect amalgamation of natural nemeses, Monkey and Robot.



This thread needs more PNG files!! My JPEG version of this would've been three times the filesize, and at a lower quality.

Sep 12, 2003: 19:11
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Garicho
Joined: Mar 17, 2003



Hello Thar

quote:
Hoffma came out of the closet to say:
[img-SOAD]


well done! My fav so far.

Sep 12, 2003: 19:12
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RichLather
Joined: Mar 04, 2003


Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

quote:
Solvalou came out of the closet to say:
Hay guys

[img]Hitler's iPod[img]


Make that ichPod and I'd find it even funnier than it is.

Sep 12, 2003: 19:13
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JIJI
Joined: Oct 14, 2002


This thread needs more Koji Kabuto.

Sep 12, 2003: 19:15
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Solvalou
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


quote:
RichLather came out of the closet to say:


Make that ichPod and I'd find it even funnier than it is.



Solvalou decided to show you this image:

Sep 12, 2003: 19:24
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Nightlife
Joined: Aug 18, 2003

Brought to you by Nightlife Inc.

I couldn't resist.

http://www.nicholashoward.com/sa/ightsaber.jpg

-nrh

Sep 12, 2003: 19:41
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bakahams7er
Joined: Sep 07, 2003

who the deuce are you?

kind of rushed this one



e; thanks kth.cx!

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Sep 12, 2003: 19:45
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Chimchim
Joined: Aug 15, 2003


Thanks Hoffma for the inspiration

Sep 12, 2003: 19:47
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Krazy Yak
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

www.krazyyak.com - where the magic happens

Too off the wall?

thanks kth.cx!

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turtle_07
Joined: Jun 12, 2003

Wazzat?

Sorry for bad photoshopping. It seemed funny when I thought of it, honest!



Thanks kth.cx

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Luthier
Joined: Feb 11, 2002


Oleg's Monkey



Thx kth.cx

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FW|Tecman
Joined: Sep 10, 2003


Seemed funny when I started it...



Thanks kth.cx

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Hoffma
Joined: Mar 29, 2003


Mechanical Simian. The perfect amalgamation of natural nemeses, Monkey and Robot.

quote:
Chimchim came out of the closet to say:
Thanks Hoffma for the inspiration


hahahah awesome! I had the same idea, but decided I'd do QotSA first.

Sep 12, 2003: 21:22
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The Jizzer
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

quote:
Hoffma came out of the closet to say:


This thread needs more PNG files!! My JPEG version of this would've been three times the filesize, and at a lower quality.



Holy shitfucks. That's my favorite one so far. 'Scuse me while I go crank up some SOAD.

Yeah, why aren't more people using PNG? You'd think it would be a no-brainer.

Sep 12, 2003: 21:37
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Blamsquad
Joined: Jun 10, 2003

It is easier to do someone else's work than your own.



Trying to keep the thread alive.

Sep 12, 2003: 21:51
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Absolut_Brian
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Oasis
Joined: Jun 30, 2003


Vrooom!



Thx kth.cx

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Liska
Joined: Jan 08, 2002




Edit: Damn, beaten slightly... though different idea.

Liska fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 22:28

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Strong Sauce
Joined: Jul 01, 2003

Strong is better than Weak

quote:



^^^ Awesome.. Hahaha

And on a somewhat related note I'm curious how everyone is doing their outline of people? Do you just outlnie the person in an image and fill it with black?

Sep 12, 2003: 22:27
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Ronald Raygun
Joined: Jun 28, 2003


Very good, very good.

Sep 12, 2003: 22:30
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cioxx
Joined: Jul 13, 2001


More Signal, Less Noise

quote:
Strong Sauce came out of the closet to say:
And on a somewhat related note I'm curious how everyone is doing their outline of people? Do you just outlnie the person in an image and fill it with black?


he traced a raster image with Illustrator into vector.

Sep 12, 2003: 22:33
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Hoffma
Joined: Mar 29, 2003


Mechanical Simian. The perfect amalgamation of natural nemeses, Monkey and Robot.

quote:
Strong Sauce came out of the closet to say:
And on a somewhat related note I'm curious how everyone is doing their outline of people? Do you just outlnie the person in an image and fill it with black?


I'm using paths. It's an incredibly helpful technique that doesn't seem to be very well known. I felt compelled to write up a tutorial on this earlier this week when The Jizzer PM'd me about an image I edited. I'll probably post that here in GBS later this weekend after I give it a few tweeks and expand on some of the ideas.

Stay tuned.

Edit:

quote:
cioxx came out of the closet to say:
he traced a raster image with Illustrator into vector.


Oh yes, this would be a lot easier with Illustrator's tools. I wish I had it/knew it better.

Hoffma fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 22:41

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Kaiju
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


Horror Movie Fiend

quote:
Liska came out of the closet to say:


Edit: Damn, beaten slightly... though different idea.

Don't worry, dude. Yours was better. Your reference beats the hell out of Pusher Robots AND Shover Robots.

I applaud you and your taste in video games.

Sep 12, 2003: 22:41
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Nitz
Joined: Aug 29, 2003


quote:
Hoffma came out of the closet to say:




You win. That's just awesome

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SpoogeCannon
Joined: May 12, 2003



quote:
Hoffma came out of the closet to say:


hahahah awesome! I had the same idea, but decided I'd do QotSA first.



THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME

Sep 12, 2003: 22:50
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kliksf
Joined: Dec 31, 2002


The Flava Hound

eh

kliksf decided to show you this image:

Sep 12, 2003: 22:51
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pihwlook
Joined: May 31, 2003

no one of consequence

http://brett.twokings.org/files/et_apple.png

Comments welcome.

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crzyltlman
Joined: May 15, 2003


...and then in rage he pulled at his left leg so hard with both hands that he tore himself in two.

iHave so many ideas, so little skill.

After Giblet's Fiesta Kitty thread triggered such an onslaught of fiesta stuff, it might seem dumb. But hey, what's one more? Someone should do a silhouette of fiestacat for iFiesta. Witty slogan TBD.

Sep 12, 2003: 23:17
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Slow Graffiti
Joined: Jan 31, 2003


Born of Frustration

Sep 12, 2003: 23:18
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Bolkovr
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Blamsquad
Joined: Jun 10, 2003

It is easier to do someone else's work than your own.

quote:
Kaiju came out of the closet to say:
Don't worry, dude. Yours was better. Your reference beats the hell out of Pusher Robots AND Shover Robots.

I applaud you and your taste in video games.



Ouch...that hurts...deep down inside...

Sep 12, 2003: 23:20
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tasertag
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


I have sexual fantasies about a menage a trois with H.P. Lovecraft and Hitler

Eagerly awaiting iFiesta.

Sep 12, 2003: 23:24
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S. Cody
Joined: Apr 13, 2003

I NEED TO STOP PISSING OFF THE MODS

quote:
Hoffma came out of the closet to say:
hahahah awesome! I had the same idea, but decided I'd do QotSA first.

/iflow.png


Pwnt.

That's it. Totally excellent in concept, execution and use of best song ever. Tune is now cranked.

S. Cody fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2003 around 23:34

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tfederman
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


I am sick of this world and the st- and the stinky people in it! I will become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen!

quote:
tasertag came out of the closet to say:
Eagerly awaiting iFiesta.


Sep 12, 2003: 23:45
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Yawgatog
Joined: Jul 05, 2002

b0x0rz r0x0r

It's pronounced eye-gore.

Yawgatog decided to show you this image:

Yawgatog fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 20:58

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serra_bellum
Joined: Jul 03, 2003



quote:
Yawgatog came out of the closet to say:
img:iGor
It's pronounced eye-gore.



jesus fucking christ that's brilliant

Sep 12, 2003: 23:53
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Shmafty
Joined: Apr 16, 2003


Don't know and have no opinion...

quote:
Yawgatog came out of the closet to say:
It's pronounced eye-gore.


YASE! That's awesome.

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Tom_ER
Joined: May 18, 2003


It's half empty.

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Yawgatog
Joined: Jul 05, 2002

b0x0rz r0x0r

And I'm done for the night.

Yawgatog decided to show you this image:

Yawgatog fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 20:59

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DarcArc
Joined: Jun 07, 2001


42 Degrees South

Sep 13, 2003: 00:57
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imsuxok?
Joined: Nov 14, 2000


You may be as vicious about me as you please. You will only do me justice.

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Skillo
Joined: Aug 03, 2003

Jesus is coming! Quick, everyone look busy!

I love this thread, idea and previous images done here.









(much love, kth.cx)

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Yiggs
Joined: Aug 31, 2003

My sofa doubles as a fort.

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Nitz
Joined: Aug 29, 2003


/\/\/\/\

God Damnit! Just when i had gotten that song out of my head. Thanks a lot pal.

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GorillaCunt
Joined: Aug 16, 2003

kill your mother rape your dog

http://poundtemp.org/~muska/pirate.gif

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Yiggs
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My sofa doubles as a fort.

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Shpidah!
Joined: Mar 13, 2002

King of the 03-02's

He does not need a device to entertain him. You shall do as he bids, or pay with your life...

Shpidah! decided to show you this image:

Sep 13, 2003: 02:03
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PornStarJacqui
Joined: Sep 12, 2002


some really needs to combine all these images in one webpage and send apples marketing team the url. i would love to see their reply. YAY

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semi semite
Joined: Jun 29, 2003

almost a jew

quote:
Oasis came out of the closet to say:


Thx kth.cx


I need to learn Yiddish just for this. Good show.

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OMGWTFBBQ
Joined: Nov 17, 2000


forums Robin

Stuck for next weeks Comedy Goldmine! And it has little to do with movies! Yah!

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Luthier
Joined: Feb 11, 2002


Oleg's Monkey

quote:
semi semite came out of the closet to say:

I need to learn Yiddish just for this. Good show.



I don't speak Yiddish, but

Shekel = israeli currency
Gornischt = ?? My knowledge of German and common sense leads me to translate that as "nothing"

i.e. "Cause 400 bucks ain't nothing for a jew"

Sep 13, 2003: 02:24
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Capn Jobe
Joined: Jan 17, 2003


Get Your Giant Robots, Kiddies

quote:
Oasis came out of the closet to say:


Thx kth.cx



that is so fucking hilarious mang, good god genius right here.

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verix
Joined: Jul 03, 2002


corn.jpg more like cornfed.jpg

quote:
imsuxok? came out of the closet to say:



ahahahaha

IT'S THE WAY YOU MOVE, TO THE KILLER GROOVE

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hambeet
Joined: Sep 12, 2002

Lard Beast

quote:
Hoffma came out of the closet to say:


hahahah awesome! I had the same idea, but decided I'd do QotSA first.




i love you man. *sniff*

Sep 13, 2003: 02:44
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Threepwood
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You can't run from trouble... ain't no place that far!

Threepwood decided to show you this image:

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GLUE
Joined: Feb 17, 2003


quote:
Yiggs came out of the closet to say:
iDon't Wanna Wait


Spectacular.

EDIT: ^^^ That also.

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hedge fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 03:21

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Ryot
Joined: Jun 26, 2003

has done it in a Wal-Mart.

quote:
serveaux came out of the closet to say:
My little tribute.


Pic rocks. Sperm me.

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remright
Joined: Sep 06, 2003

the remnant of right



really i am, just look at that

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c0balt
Joined: Nov 14, 2002


IMA CUT JOO, MANG!

uh oh

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kliksf
Joined: Dec 31, 2002


The Flava Hound

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tfederman
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


I am sick of this world and the st- and the stinky people in it! I will become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen!



Spent way too much time in Paint on a concept I lack the skills to convey.

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Blazer6918
Joined: Jun 18, 2003

You will recieve payment from bondbond55@yahoo.com

meh... i tried..

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The Silencer
Joined: Dec 18, 2001


Professionally Licensed Thread Killer

Batter Up.



EDIT: I altered it incase it didn't quite fit with the theme.

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toybux
Joined: Feb 15, 2002

the emptiest of feelings

quote:
hedge came out of the closet to say:



This is truly great. The funny thing is that I'd be more likely to click on it than that crazy one that actually runs.

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Rid
Joined: Jun 16, 2003



quote:
ampinstein came out of the closet to say:
My two efforts:




(I'm sooooo sorry)



I love you. Seriously, I want your children.

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TWiNKiE
Joined: Nov 18, 2002



There's no way I'm the only one who saw the resemblance...

TWiNKiE decided to show you this image:

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Slizer
Joined: Jul 13, 2003


.sli

http://www.slizer.com/images/sa/ipod3.jpg

haha so original

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Bhm
Joined: Apr 18, 2002

My sexual debut was a disaster. I was alone and afraid... :(

Bleh






SlowGraffiti: yours ruled

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Node
Joined: May 19, 2001



quote:
tfederman came out of the closet to say:
harlequin baby

Spent way too much time in Paint on a concept I lack the skills to convey.



Christ. Even seeing the outline of it makes me cringe.

Sep 13, 2003: 07:17
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Confused_Pete
Joined: Jul 01, 2003



isketch army reprezent.

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SplitSoul
Joined: Dec 31, 2000



Where can I get Myriad? It's freely available for download if you have a Mac.

EDIT: Found it.

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SplitSoul
Joined: Dec 31, 2000



.

SplitSoul decided to show you this image:

Sep 13, 2003: 08:32
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SplitSoul
Joined: Dec 31, 2000



..

SplitSoul decided to show you this image:

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Fendahleen
Joined: May 21, 2003

OMG GHOAST!





All my base are belong to kth.cx.

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kliksf
Joined: Dec 31, 2002


The Flava Hound

Sep 13, 2003: 08:39
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TheAlterEgo
Joined: Aug 09, 2003


Do not anger the god, for he is spiteful and vengeful.

My humble contribution.

http://www.alternative-ego.com/images/sa/ipod.png

Sep 13, 2003: 08:44
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Joined: Jul 20, 2000

GOTH TRANSVESTITE SEX MODERATOR

Sep 13, 2003: 09:28
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SD
Joined: Mar 23, 2001


quote:
OMGWTFBBQ came out of the closet to say:
Stuck for next weeks Comedy Goldmine! And it has little to do with movies! Yah!


"Dear Something Awful your web page contains images which we cannot have associated with Apple iPod, please cease and desist blah blah blah fair use is being driven into the ground blah blah"

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FofR
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


Wow, look at me. I'm not even listening to a word you're saying.

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Kuo_435
Joined: Sep 28, 2002


I am an Angry, Vengeful God.

Sep 13, 2003: 10:01
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Droopy Goines
Joined: Aug 02, 2003


Presented in Dolby Digital 6.1 where available.

Sep 13, 2003: 10:03
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RevKrule
Joined: Jul 09, 2001


Thrilling the forums since 2001

hopefully i won't be the only one catching the reference here.

RevKrule decided to show you this image:

Sep 13, 2003: 10:29
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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady

quote:
RevKrule came out of the closet to say:
hopefully i won't be the only one catching the reference here.

Event Horizon? Just guessing.

Hoffma, I'd love a tutorial on that, thanks!

This was not me in college. Really.

Wallwhacker decided to show you this image:

Sep 13, 2003: 10:43
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Lumpy
Joined: Apr 26, 2002


This is not the Lumpy you are looking for

quote:
SD came out of the closet to say:


"Dear Something Awful your web page contains images which we cannot have associated with Apple iPod, please cease and desist blah blah blah fair use is being driven into the ground blah blah"



"Dear Apple the first amemdment protects free speach, including parody, so blow us."

I am loving these, and if my hangover goes away and I can think again, I will contribute.... bet you all can't wait.

Lumpy fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 10:47

Sep 13, 2003: 10:45
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randoark
Joined: May 09, 2003

Whoso pulleth this linoleum knife from this milkman is rightwise king born of England!

quote:
pihwlook came out of the closet to say:
http://brett.twokings.org/files/et_apple.png

Comments welcome.




Not enough love for this one. This thread has tons of quality, a much higher ratio of good stuff to bad stuff. If I could come up with ideas like the one I just quoted i'd be all over it... unfortunately I couldn't think of anything.

Sep 13, 2003: 11:05
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ManiacClown
Joined: May 30, 2002


Ninja Messiah
The Loaves and the Shuriken
Truly we are blessed

quote:
The Silencer came out of the closet to say:




For the love of Shaft and all that is funky, could someone please provide a link to this badger thing? I want to know what everybody's been referencing lately.

Sep 13, 2003: 11:22
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mbushell
Joined: Jul 14, 2003


the cat's my friend

iPod++

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Sep 13, 2003: 11:28
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lurker
Joined: Apr 27, 2003


ManiacClown: Originally from this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=689778

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Bhm
Joined: Apr 18, 2002

My sexual debut was a disaster. I was alone and afraid... :(

quote:
RevKrule came out of the closet to say:
hopefully i won't be the only one catching the reference here.


You rule, d00d
<3 Sam Neill


quote:
ManiacClown came out of the closet to say:


For the love of Shaft and all that is funky, could someone please provide a link to this badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers thing? I want to know what everybody's been referencing lately.



Fixd

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Shmafty
Joined: Apr 16, 2003


Don't know and have no opinion...

quote:
FofR came out of the closet to say:

Only my most favorite of MST3K episodes! Thank you sir!

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Ultramega OK
Joined: May 14, 2003

EAT THE KASHI!

My first contribution!



EDIT: Now with correct font!

DOUBLE EDIT: Now with additional humor!

Ultramega OK fucked around with this message at Sep 14, 2003 around 22:58

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ManiacClown
Joined: May 30, 2002


Ninja Messiah
The Loaves and the Shuriken
Truly we are blessed

quote:
lurker came out of the closet to say:
ManiacClown: Originally from this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=689778


It's all so clear now. I know what I must do.

Sep 13, 2003: 12:20
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Hoffma
Joined: Mar 29, 2003


Mechanical Simian. The perfect amalgamation of natural nemeses, Monkey and Robot.

quote:
Droopy Goines came out of the closet to say:



I think you just made me gay.

quote:
Wallwhacker came out of the closet to say:
Hoffma, I'd love a tutorial on that, thanks!


I'm either about to get to work on it, or do some more of these. I haven't decided quite yet.

Sep 13, 2003: 12:30
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Droopy Goines
Joined: Aug 02, 2003


Presented in Dolby Digital 6.1 where available.

Sep 13, 2003: 12:34
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The Zeeness
Joined: Sep 12, 2003

An Intellectual Dumbass

quote:
Oasis came out of the closet to say:


Thx kth.cx



Fantastic! I may now die a happier person.

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NoneMoreNegative
Joined: Jul 20, 2000

GOTH TRANSVESTITE SEX MODERATOR

Sep 13, 2003: 12:50
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FofR
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


Wow, look at me. I'm not even listening to a word you're saying.


Rushed this cause Buffy is on.

edit: I don't like it.

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CupBoy
Joined: Aug 07, 2002


It's a bloody cup.


(go go kth.cx!)

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Solvalou
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


All the old game references on this thread made me a happy camper.

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mmmm_pie
Joined: Feb 19, 2003


Zgyzhs sh wfny.

quote:
Kaiju came out of the closet to say:



Beautiful!

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Irn-Bru
Joined: May 24, 2001


Orange. Carbonated. Ambrosia.

.

Irn-Bru decided to show you this image:

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Hamo
Joined: Sep 26, 2002

Hamo

Eh, here's my first real contribution...with Fabio.

Hamo decided to show you this image:

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Clappy
Joined: Apr 17, 2001


You wouldn't know true beauty if was out in the parking lot waiting to give you HEPATITIS which it will be, ten minutes from now. Good day

quote:
Son of a Monkey came out of the closet to say:
sorry its a bit crap..



thanks kth.cx !




Hahahahaha, good thing for the mute button, I would have laughed the ear off my customer

Sep 13, 2003: 13:33
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mmmm_pie
Joined: Feb 19, 2003


Zgyzhs sh wfny.

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Miss Fats
Joined: Jun 21, 2002


I'M GAY FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA!

quote:
Ultramega OK came out of the closet to say:
My first contribution!





quote:
Irn-Bru came out of the closet to say:
.


I love you both.

Sep 13, 2003: 14:03
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TWiNKiE
Joined: Nov 18, 2002



.

TWiNKiE decided to show you this image:

Sep 13, 2003: 14:06
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Sep 13, 2003: 14:23
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tt
Joined: Sep 21, 2002

people suck

edit: fixed it up a lil

tt decided to show you this image:

tt fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 14:32

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satanvon
Joined: Dec 18, 2002


Oh yeah? Oh, fuck.

quote:
Hoffma came out of the closet to say:


hahahah awesome! I had the same idea, but decided I'd do QotSA first.




As a severe QOTSA fan, I must say: I love you. No, seriously.

Sep 13, 2003: 14:49
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Invasion Bond
Joined: Oct 23, 2002

G[h]etto Ja[m]er

Sep 13, 2003: 14:52
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Plastic Threat
Joined: Aug 28, 2003

omgomgogmmgogomomg




Hosted by kth.cx

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JRock
Joined: Sep 19, 2000

Mike was going to advertise here, but after seeing some of my more obscene posts involving midget pornography, he decided it would be better not to!

quote:
tt came out of the closet to say:
edit: fixed it up a lil


Very cool!

quote:
TWiNKiE came out of the closet to say:
ipaq


ah yes, $650 for a whopping 128mb of mp3 space.

JRock fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 15:15

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Sep 13, 2003: 15:32
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TWiNKiE
Joined: Nov 18, 2002



quote:
JRock came out of the closet to say:
ah yes, $650 for a whopping 128mb of mp3 space.
$650 would get you an h2215, a 1gb Microdrive, and still leave you with $50 if you paid full retail. .

Or, it would get you an h2215 and a 20gb Nomad Zen.

Sep 13, 2003: 15:37
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Po
Joined: Jul 09, 2001


quote:
Droopy Goines came out of the closet to say:



Classic.

Sep 13, 2003: 15:38
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pihwlook
Joined: May 31, 2003

no one of consequence

Sep 13, 2003: 15:47
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DeLukas
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


Practitioner of applied logic.

Sep 13, 2003: 15:51
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JRock
Joined: Sep 19, 2000

Mike was going to advertise here, but after seeing some of my more obscene posts involving midget pornography, he decided it would be better not to!

quote:
TWiNKiE came out of the closet to say:
$650 would get you an h2215, a 1gb Microdrive, and still leave you with $50 if you paid full retail. .

Or, it would get you an h2215 and a 20gb Nomad Zen.



Or I could just spend $400 on the 20GB state-of-the-art mp3 player which is all I wanted. ohsna
</derail>

pihwlook - iNigo is mint!

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DoctorWTF
Joined: Sep 03, 2003

I am a certified Dumbass



Its been done, but mines better.

EDIT: fixed font

DoctorWTF fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 17:29

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Gumbos
Joined: Jul 01, 2003


Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

quote:
pihwlook came out of the closet to say:



You win the thread, no matter how much I love my own work, you win

Sep 13, 2003: 16:03
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b0x
Joined: Sep 20, 2001




ps. jon ritter wins

Sep 13, 2003: 16:05
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verix
Joined: Jul 03, 2002


corn.jpg more like cornfed.jpg

I'll try..

verix decided to show you this image:

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Riptor
Joined: Apr 13, 2003



For the TMBG crowd:

Sep 13, 2003: 16:11
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tfederman
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


I am sick of this world and the st- and the stinky people in it! I will become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen!

quote:
DoctorWTF came out of the closet to say:

EDIT: BTW whats the font? I just used TWcentury



Arial bold comes very close.

Sep 13, 2003: 16:11
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pihwlook
Joined: May 31, 2003

no one of consequence

quote:
tfederman came out of the closet to say:


Arial bold comes very close.



It's been said before, but the font Apple used is Myriad. At least that's what qirex said and I agree.


quote:
Gumbos came out of the closet to say:


You win the thread, no matter how much I love my own work, you win



Thanks, duder, glad you liked

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FakeOut
Joined: Jan 15, 2001

"Weird Al is by far the pimpingest pimp that ever pimped." Formiga bought this for me because she likes getting stuff in the mail.

quote:
Riptor came out of the closet to say:
For the TMBG crowd:




WIN.

Sep 13, 2003: 16:43
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cadex
Joined: Jun 06, 2003

no cunts on me drugstable

my girlfriend wanted a go..

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The Jizzer
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

quote:
Nightlife came out of the closet to say:
I couldn't resist.

http://www.nicholashoward.com/sa/ightsaber.jpg

-nrh



This needs far, far more love. Image linked for those who missed it:

The Jizzer decided to show you this image:

Sep 13, 2003: 16:49
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h4rv3st0r
Joined: Aug 01, 2003

ground level

quote:
Bolkovr came out of the closet to say:



oh my - that rocks!

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mwells_cubed
Joined: Aug 07, 2003

BABOON MOLESTING TRASHDIGGER



Beaten in the gun concept, but I've still got a shard of originality here.

Oh yeah: Thanks to kth.cx

mwells_cubed fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 17:01

Sep 13, 2003: 16:58
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tfederman
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


I am sick of this world and the st- and the stinky people in it! I will become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen!

quote:
Riptor came out of the closet to say:
For the TMBG crowd:

iPalindrome I



You win the concept, but I had some extra i's I wasn't using.

Sep 13, 2003: 17:03
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Sockington
Joined: Jul 26, 2003

Obscene, Inappropraite, and Racist

Sep 13, 2003: 17:04
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DoctorWTF
Joined: Sep 03, 2003

I am a certified Dumbass

Handheld Holy War Device!!



Thanks Kth.cx

DoctorWTF fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 17:30

Sep 13, 2003: 17:19
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DeLukas
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


Practitioner of applied logic.

quote:
Sockington came out of the closet to say:
crucifixion.png

Congrads, you have ensured my damnation by making me laugh

Sep 13, 2003: 17:19
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h4rv3st0r
Joined: Aug 01, 2003

ground level

http://www.theburrowingowl.com/portal/stuff/ipodriaa.jpg

my weak attempt along riaa lines

or

http://www.theburrowingowl.com/portal/stuff/ipodriaa2.jpg

h4rv3st0r fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2003 around 17:35

Sep 13, 2003: 17:25
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