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chizad
Joined: Jul 08, 2001


quote:
Toadpuppy came out of the closet to say:


This always comes up when someone dares to say that truckers who drive too fast might be somewhat dangerous...

I-75 between Ocala and the turnpike to Orlando, four days before Thanksgiving, 2 years ago, I saw a truck with a full load going at least 90, passing everything on the road, weaving in and out of traffic. Never mind that 75 is INSANELY busy around the holidays; this guy had to be ahead of everyone. He was racing the entire interstate.

I-70 just outside Blue Springs, MO, 8 years ago. DOn't remember the date, sorry. My dad and I are leaving for Florida, with my brother following in his pickup. We have pulled off the road to check something on Dad's travel trailer, and are ready to merge back. The road is clear, Dad accelerates, puts on his turn signal, and merges into the right lane. My brother follows. A truck that had been a mile back hits his gas so that, a minute later, he can ride our asses, and we hear him telling his trucker friends over the CB that we cut him off.

I-70 between Colombia, MO and St. Louis, 6 years ago, a week before Christmas. My brother and I are meeting my dad in North Carolina for Christmas. We are in the right lane, driving along, minding our own business, and a trucker passes us at about 75. He swoops into our lane just long enough to force us onto the shoulder, then swings back into the left lane and continues on his way.

Those are just 3 of the many, many bad experiences I've had with truckers. So don't tell me they are all wonderful safe drivers who wouldn't hurt a fly, because they know they can kill you and they just don't care.



You from Missouri by chance, Toadpuppy?

May 02, 2003: 22:38
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kliksf
Joined: Dec 31, 2002


Information Cul-de-Sac

What's in front of them....



What they're seeing




Right?

May 02, 2003: 22:46
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Earwicker
Joined: Jan 06, 2003


I have neither the necessary PS skills nor a source image (hell I'd try it if I had that, so if someone finds a pic of the Bay Bridge toll entrance, lemme know) but here's my, um, textual contribution...

Westbound on the SF Bay Bridge there is a massive toll entrance with big signs over each lane saying "Autos $2.00".

I am convinced that 90% of the people on the road interpret these as "CHANGE LANES AS MANY FUCKING TIMES AS POSSIBLE AND, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHATEVER YOU DO, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE TWO BUCKS IN YOUR HAND WHEN YOU GET TO THE TOLL BOOTH, AND SPEND AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES DIGGING AROUND IN YOUR CAR FOR CHANGE!"

May 02, 2003: 22:49
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Leg0z
Joined: Apr 30, 2003

Internet Dateing Super Stud



in my neighborhood, this is what I see. Damn hood rats.

May 02, 2003: 22:51
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Joe Average
Joined: Apr 08, 2002


quote:
TheGreatGildersneeze came out of the closet to say:
^^^Ummm, I don't get it.^^^


It's from a Kids in the Hall skit.

May 02, 2003: 22:59
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TheGreatGildersneeze
Joined: Feb 24, 2001


Pizza Engineer

quote:
Joe Average came out of the closet to say:


It's from a Kids in the Hall skit.

Explains that. I haven't watched that show in a long damn time.

May 02, 2003: 23:00
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Alaska
Joined: Sep 03, 2002


Only science can make the connections

quote:
Mike Works came out of the closet to say:
What some see:



What others see:





BWHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man, that was great.

May 02, 2003: 23:08
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Gorinn
Joined: Jan 21, 2002


Oh my god, bear is driving!

quote:
Cocktail Kitten came out of the closet to say:
Platyhelminthes Please


Superb.

May 02, 2003: 23:11
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ReverendHammer
Joined: Feb 11, 2003


Quite surprised no one has come up with this one yet... it's been a joke with my friends and I for years...



Think about it.

May 02, 2003: 23:27
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JRock
Joined: Sep 19, 2000

Mike was going to advertise here, but after seeing some of my more obscene posts involving midget pornography, he decided it would be better not to!

quote:
skwidd came out of the closet to say:


Thanks, Asshat! I'm not supposed to dip at work.

/copenhagen anyone?



Dip as in the stuff you scoop onto a chip and eat, not that disgusting tobacco addiction.

May 02, 2003: 23:46
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Kobalt
Joined: Mar 18, 2003



quote:
Earwicker came out of the closet to say:
Westbound on the SF Bay Bridge there is a massive toll entrance with big signs over each lane saying "Autos $2.00".

I am convinced that 90% of the people on the road interpret these as "CHANGE LANES AS MANY FUCKING TIMES AS POSSIBLE AND, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHATEVER YOU DO, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE TWO BUCKS IN YOUR HAND WHEN YOU GET TO THE TOLL BOOTH, AND SPEND AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES DIGGING AROUND IN YOUR CAR FOR CHANGE!"



I both agree and disagree. I would agree more if I drove that hell ride every day. But basically you have 5-6 lanes that seem to turn into about 10 lanes. So you pick your lane, preferrably the one with the shortest line...your lane LOOKS like it's heading to the correct gate. But WRONG! Your lane splits off into 2-3 lanes with a curve, so now there are 20 lanes to choose from.



Toll paid, and now onto the bridge. These 20 lanes instantly turn into 5-6 lanes again! Everyone fighting for thier lane space and who gets to go first. (Yeah, I have 30 feet of lane left before we join paths....I think I can pass you.) Do above image only everyone merge.


I do fully agree with the money/change thing. Especially if they drive it EVERYDAY. Get a Fastrak pass or a ticket book. (I did the golden gate commute for a few months. $100 a month is lame just to cross a bridge. Ticket book saves you $5.

May 02, 2003: 23:53
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ForbiddenWonder
Joined: Feb 15, 2003



quote:
exploitedtroll came out of the closet to say:

What I see in Canada:



I love you.

May 02, 2003: 23:59
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Korwen
Joined: Feb 25, 2003


quote:
ChlamydiaJones came out of the closet to say:
What They see;
[IMG]http://www.mycotropic.com/img/sa/curvesahead.jpg[IMG]
What I see;
[IMG]http://www.mycotropic.com/img/sa/curvesbike.jpg[IMG]



A-fucking-men. A 5 for you sir.

May 03, 2003: 00:14
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Wuhao
Joined: Apr 22, 2002

31337 hAx0r

quote:
ReverendHammer came out of the closet to say:
Quite surprised no one has come up with this one yet... it's been a joke with my friends and I for years...

Think about it.



My ex-girlfriend seriously believed that, actually. I kid you not. Every time I would stop at a stop sign, she'd be all "WTF!?!?!?!? It's got a white border! You don't have to stop!"

May 03, 2003: 00:29
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hollykat
Joined: Mar 22, 2003


I convinced a friend of that, too. ^^^^^^ I did tell her the truth before she got any tickets, though.

May 03, 2003: 00:38
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Salamando
Joined: Aug 07, 2002



quote:
FluKe_ came out of the closet to say:
I think we will be seeing these in LA soon...


hahahaha

now you can stop with friends AND family

May 03, 2003: 01:27
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Gendo
Joined: Feb 25, 2001


Mai-Wah!

I think we're sufficently off topic enough for me to repost this now, since the thread I posted it in a few months back sank like a stone:

May 03, 2003: 01:37
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Mike Toole
Joined: Apr 09, 2001

Forum Veteran

What we see:


What they see:

May 03, 2003: 01:39
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Old Grendel
Joined: Nov 19, 2000

Horrible Killer of Threads

Hope I die before I get old...

Old Grendel decided to show you this image:

May 03, 2003: 02:41
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thatdog
Joined: Sep 25, 2000


Por favor mantenganse allejado de las puertas

I don't remember what this means (if anything) but I snagged it from the forums many many months ago and it seems strangely relevant now.

thatdog decided to show you this image:

May 03, 2003: 03:01
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Stitch
Joined: Aug 02, 2000

Forum Veteran

quote:
Mike Toole came out of the closet to say:


I've experienced this one personally, many times! What you see:


What they see:




See that dent in the car's fender? Yeah I put that there. I didn't design the sign, but that's a nice touch

quote:


Conversely, what you see:


What the asshole on the bike sees:


This is a great idea. I may create more.



This bugs me. I try and get motorists to recognize other bicyclists and me on the road, and then the other bikers go ahead and ignore traffic signs. One thing that really struck me was in a triathlon, I saw the first place finisher get demoted to second because of the penalty he got for running a stop sign. Serves him right, I say.

May 03, 2003: 03:21
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OctoberMooN
Joined: Jun 01, 2001


I'm late, as usual.

__________________

Buy Cool Dragon and Native American Shit From Me

May 03, 2003: 03:31
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LonelyKing
Joined: Feb 01, 2003


quote:
mrWr0ng came out of the closet to say:
sorry for the quality.




Hahaha... needs much more love. I actually LAUGHED OUT LOUD at that one (god I wish there was an adequate abbreviation for that phrase).

May 03, 2003: 03:39
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Kenfoldsfive
Joined: Jan 01, 2003


Not really a sign, but same basic concept.

You see:


they see:

May 03, 2003: 04:11
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TheGreatGildersneeze
Joined: Feb 24, 2001


Pizza Engineer

^^^Very, very fucking nice. I was trying to come up with an idea for rubberneckers, but I couldn't. Thank you for gracing my thread with this fine work.

May 03, 2003: 05:00
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rocco2nr
Joined: Aug 02, 2002

obsessed

quote:
Stitch came out of the closet to say:

This bugs me. I try and get motorists to recognize other bicyclists and me on the road, and then the other bikers go ahead and ignore traffic signs. One thing that really struck me was in a triathlon, I saw the first place finisher get demoted to second because of the penalty he got for running a stop sign. Serves him right, I say.



Yes. Bikes belong on mountains, not roads!

Also, fivers fo dis thread.

May 03, 2003: 05:06
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Megiddo
Joined: Mar 31, 2003


Saw this Belgian sign on the front page of Gazet Van Antwerpen:

May 03, 2003: 06:19
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Spatule
Joined: Mar 17, 2003


quote:
Megiddo came out of the closet to say:
Saw this Belgian sign on the front page of Gazet Van Antwerpen:




WTF hunters maybe ? Can't find it in De Rouck driving license cdrom.

May 03, 2003: 06:46
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henrys_cat
Joined: Jul 31, 2002


I see

They see

May 03, 2003: 08:39
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Angry Monkey
Joined: Feb 04, 2003

FUCKING MORON WHO CAN'T READ SIMPLE RULES

quote:
Mike Works came out of the closet to say:
What some see:



What others see:




BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

This thread needs more TKITH!

May 03, 2003: 08:46
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Altair X89
Joined: Jul 26, 2002


I sooo just printed off the planaria one so I can put it on the cover of my zoology notebook.

Thank you.

<3

May 03, 2003: 15:29
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EvilDonald
Joined: Aug 30, 2002


I know I'm not the only one who finds this practice silly:



And I always think this when I see these signs:



Sorry about the shitty source images.

Slight derail, how the hell do you make the road text look good?

May 03, 2003: 17:04
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Earwicker
Joined: Jan 06, 2003


quote:
EvilDonald came out of the closet to say:
I know I'm not the only one who finds this practice silly:



I agree. The reason, I believe, is that it is supposedly easier for your eyes/brain to read the info backwards because you are moving at a high velocity, so you read the words in the order that you get to them. But it doesn't work at all, your brain is trained to read from the top down and so you see "CLEAR KEEP" instead of the intended "KEEP CLEAR".

May 03, 2003: 17:27
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-Ether-
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


We got a winner.



edit: Fuck, beaten on the first damn page

-Ether- fucked around with this message at May 03, 2003 around 21:05

May 03, 2003: 17:37
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Doodles
Joined: Apr 14, 2001


Someone please tell me this thread will be in Tuesday's Goldmine. I haven't laughed this hard all week.

May 03, 2003: 17:49
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TracerBullet
Joined: Apr 25, 2003


fortunatly, my last thought turned out the lights when it left.

quote:
Doodles came out of the closet to say:
Someone please tell me this thread will be in Tuesday's Goldmine. I haven't laughed this hard all week.


Fucking seconded.

May 03, 2003: 17:55
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Your Boogie Man
Joined: Apr 01, 2003


quote:
Kenfoldsfive came out of the closet to say:
Not really a sign, but same basic concept.






This definitely needs some love.

May 03, 2003: 18:13
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OMGWTFBBQ
Joined: Nov 17, 2000


Forums Witchdoctor

Stuck for Goldmine Tuesday.

May 03, 2003: 18:19
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TracerBullet
Joined: Apr 25, 2003


fortunatly, my last thought turned out the lights when it left.

quote:
OMGWTFBBQ came out of the closet to say:
Stuck for Goldmine Tuesday.


Boss! Thanks, yo!

May 03, 2003: 18:21
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Toadpuppy
Joined: Apr 08, 2003


quote:
chizad came out of the closet to say:


You from Missouri by chance, Toadpuppy?



Hehehe, how'd you guess?

May 03, 2003: 18:35
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TracerBullet
Joined: Apr 25, 2003


fortunatly, my last thought turned out the lights when it left.


My last one. This is for all my bike riding homies out there who must dodge the constant wrath of those four-wheeled bastards.

May 03, 2003: 18:40
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jest
Joined: Mar 23, 2001

Saved once again by my lucky rocketship underpants

quote:
Mr. Siffredi came out of the closet to say:

I don't know if you live in Westchester, NY but I swear to you I am filled with a searing rage because of the commercial your photoshop reminds me of.

May 03, 2003: 18:54
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Exorcism Tongs
Joined: Sep 11, 2001



quote:
Megiddo came out of the closet to say:
Saw this Belgian sign on the front page of Gazet Van Antwerpen:


Exorcism Tongs decided to show you this image:

May 03, 2003: 19:01
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JimE
Joined: Jul 15, 2002


quote:
Doodles came out of the closet to say:
Someone please tell me this thread will be in Tuesday's Goldmine. I haven't laughed this hard all week.


I'll Agree

May 03, 2003: 19:07
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luisv
Joined: Aug 08, 2000


quote:
dum2007 came out of the closet to say:
COME TO THE MARKETPRO COMPUTER SHOW AND SALE AT THE DOME CENTER.
PRICES SO LOW IT WILL BLOW YOU AWAY! (clip of Terminator 2).


Needs more Doom and clips of some Asian woman selling stuff.

May 03, 2003: 19:07
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MagnumHB
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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003

...Men?...Police men?

Been here all afternoon, great thread... High "5"

(There's a kidney stone lodged in my data pipe)

May 03, 2003: 19:26
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TheGreatGildersneeze
Joined: Feb 24, 2001


Pizza Engineer

quote:
OMGWTFBBQ came out of the closet to say:
Stuck for Goldmine Tuesday.
Now I REALLY have to install Illustrator and make them look better. Thanks loads.

May 03, 2003: 20:01
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exploitedtroll
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May 03, 2003: 20:16
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MagnumHB
Joined: Jan 18, 2003


quote:
exploitedtroll came out of the closet to say:
[img-fightzone]

You never cease to amaze me.

May 03, 2003: 20:18
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beefnog
Joined: Apr 10, 2003


Doorstop (professional)

What I see:


What they see:

May 03, 2003: 20:26
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vorhese
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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003

...Men?...Police men?

Not too good, but...



Made a *slight* improvement

shaker fucked around with this message at May 03, 2003 around 21:43

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Jethro
Joined: Jun 01, 2000

I Don't Believe in Tan. I Believe in David Bowman.

In light of today's horrible news from New Hampshire:

May 03, 2003: 20:58
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Lacool
Joined: Jun 18, 2002



I don't have photoshop skills, but I swear to god that they should replace the word 'Limit' with 'Requirement' on the Speed Limit signs.

We're all familiar with the fucks who go slow until you try to pass them, and we all hate them. About a year ago I was in the car with my mom, who was driving her speedy Lexus down a 2-lane interstate. We were stuck behind an old lady who was doing about 40, so we change lanes to pass. The old lady (who happens to be in a shitty car with a top speed of about 80) floors it, doubling her speed. When I say she floored it, I mean it, because I doubt her car could have gone any faster than it was.

We quickly stop trying to pass, and she goes back to her original speed. This happens again and again, until my mom is fed up. Her car had a top speed of 180, and we blow the old lady by, and I look over to see her screaming while trying to keep up with us, and looking at us as if she was going to run us off the road.

We passed her and cut her off. Mission Complete.

May 03, 2003: 21:04
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Noomsby
Joined: Nov 19, 2002


Another entry:

May 03, 2003: 21:15
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GC
Joined: Jul 07, 2002


quote:
Cocktail Kitten came out of the closet to say:
[img-socool]


Fucking awesome.

May 03, 2003: 21:29
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pengO
Joined: Apr 15, 2003

pwned!

Made one, but I need hosting. Can anyone hook it up?

I'm a noob here.

May 03, 2003: 22:12
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-Ether-
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


We got a winner.



There's a so-called "Safe Driving Zone" near my apartment - I swear I've seen 75% of these things happening on it.

May 03, 2003: 22:19
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Ascoe
Joined: Apr 26, 2003




"I swear officer... I couldn't see it because of that tree!"

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AK74
Joined: Mar 04, 2003


No I don't have a firearm, I just have these. Action bills.

Edit: fixed it.

AK74 fucked around with this message at May 04, 2003 around 11:01

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EvilDonald
Joined: Aug 30, 2002


Common mispronounciations can be quite amusing.

May 03, 2003: 22:30
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pengO
Joined: Apr 15, 2003

pwned!


What I see.


What they see.

First PhotoChop ever, and it's not very good. :-/

May 03, 2003: 22:31
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Anemia
Joined: Mar 28, 2002


quote:
Luxmore came out of the closet to say:
I hate elderly drivers.



sorry to dig this up from page 1 but i find it ammusing how he used "quarter mile" and kph on the same sign.

May 03, 2003: 23:15
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kliksf
Joined: Dec 31, 2002


Information Cul-de-Sac

OT:
Beatles Crossing



Edit: This looks better... still off topic though...

kliksf fucked around with this message at May 03, 2003 around 23:40

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Dork457
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

quote:
Your Boogie Man came out of the closet to say:



May 03, 2003: 23:18
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Pavil
Joined: May 02, 2003

New, does it matter?

quote:
pengO came out of the closet to say:
IMG - ducks.png





Pavil fucked around with this message at May 04, 2003 around 01:15

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evilhanz
Joined: Mar 05, 2002


quote:
Jethro came out of the closet to say:
In light of today's horrible news from New Hampshire


HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I'll be in the notch tomorrow on my way to points north. I'll stop and take some pictures.

May 03, 2003: 23:28
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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003

...Men?...Police men?

(Drops joint) "Hey, Dude... What did that sign say back there?"



Last one for now... promise.

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Jethro
Joined: Jun 01, 2000

I Don't Believe in Tan. I Believe in David Bowman.

quote:
Pavil came out of the closet to say:
[img-evil stork]
AHAHAH

May 03, 2003: 23:33
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-Ether-
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


We got a winner.

quote:
Jethro came out of the closet to say:
AHAHAH


That's absolutely beautiful - now I must go dig up that thread, just to see the evil stork's eye again.

May 03, 2003: 23:35
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thisdude23
Joined: Jul 10, 2001


He Loves You

quote:
Sepherothic came out of the closet to say:
well i was bored


quote:
Gendo came out of the closet to say:
I think we're sufficently off topic enough for me to repost this now, since the thread I posted it in a few months back sank like a stone:





These two and the Hillbilly Stuntramp are fuckin hilarious. I can't believe I laughed so damn hard.

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Jethro
Joined: Jun 01, 2000

I Don't Believe in Tan. I Believe in David Bowman.

quote:
-Ether- came out of the closet to say:


That's absolutely beautiful - now I must go dig up that thread, just to see the evil stork's eye again.

It's in the goldmine.

May 04, 2003: 00:20
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-Ether-
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


We got a winner.

quote:
Jethro came out of the closet to say:
It's in the goldmine.


Thank you, kind Jethro.

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Zathras
Joined: Jan 30, 2003


When I have children, I'm going to tell them about this thread.

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WindyMan
Joined: Mar 20, 2002


Here's another.

WindyMan decided to show you this image:

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quote:
Dork457 came out of the closet to say:



GoatRearEnd decided to show you this image:

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Howard Beale
Joined: Feb 22, 2001


Bigger than Mary Tyler Moore!

FYAD FYAD LOL

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MonkeyHateFire
Joined: Feb 09, 2003

...

quote:
GoatRearEnd came out of the closet to say:



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TheGreatGildersneeze
Joined: Feb 24, 2001


Pizza Engineer

quote:
MonkeyHateFire came out of the closet to say:

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Sepherothic
Joined: Feb 07, 2003


I assembled the greatest video in the history of GBS. And I know how to PARTY HARD!!!

quote:
GoatRearEnd came out of the closet to say:







Sepherothic fucked around with this message at May 04, 2003 around 04:38

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Jethro
Joined: Jun 01, 2000

I Don't Believe in Tan. I Believe in David Bowman.

quote:
TheGreatGildersneeze came out of the closet to say:

May 04, 2003: 04:41
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TheGreatGildersneeze
Joined: Feb 24, 2001


Pizza Engineer

quote:
Jethro came out of the closet to say:

You forgot "Daily and nightly!" But the photoshop is a damn nice one. This is the best hijack EVER.

May 04, 2003: 04:48
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Footboy
Joined: Feb 02, 2003

Beware, I live.

quote:
vorhese came out of the closet to say:
[img-http://www.vorhese.com/albums/album07/nosk8.jpg]
Off-topic, but it would seem we've been using the same source image.

In all fairness, I actually do see this when I see one of these signs. Thank you, FYAD.

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babyeatingpsychopath
Joined: Oct 28, 2000

Forum Veteran

In too early, but don't want to be beaten.

babyeatingpsychopath decided to show you this image:

May 04, 2003: 04:59
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Sepherothic
Joined: Feb 07, 2003


I assembled the greatest video in the history of GBS. And I know how to PARTY HARD!!!



edit:


alright, thats it, i've beaten this horse enough

Sepherothic fucked around with this message at May 04, 2003 around 05:35

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ixnay
Joined: Jun 11, 2002


Comedy GTA option

ixnay decided to show you this image:

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kliksf
Joined: Dec 31, 2002


Information Cul-de-Sac

what about?

kliksf decided to show you this image:

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Feather
Joined: Mar 01, 2003

I'm not closed minded; you're just wrong!

I wanted to contribute another one, but I've probably been beaten like a bitch:

Feather decided to show you this image:

May 04, 2003: 07:38
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Threepwood
Joined: Apr 27, 2003

No, bigger than that.


word.

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Ahab r0ach
Joined: Mar 20, 2001


This thread owns my butt.

Great job all!

May 04, 2003: 13:15
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Rowsdower!
Joined: Nov 28, 2002


since this is turning into a "show your photoshopped signs" thread, I'll contribute a bit:



May 04, 2003: 13:49
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hydo
Joined: Nov 23, 2002

blort

quote:
osoiman came out of the closet to say:

I left my GUN at HOME AND I CANT STAND UP FOR MYSELF WITHOUT IT RRRRGH...



Like Sampson with his hair cut huh?

VVVV Yea, the first try was shit for execution.

hydo fucked around with this message at May 04, 2003 around 15:53

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TheGreatGildersneeze
Joined: Feb 24, 2001


Pizza Engineer

quote:
hydo came out of the closet to say:


fixed.

Thank you for your brilliant* and hilarious** contribution to this thread!










*retarded
**beyond unfunny

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Ignoramus
Joined: Jun 14, 2001


.

Ignoramus decided to show you this image:

May 04, 2003: 16:27
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rrostie
Joined: Apr 05, 2002


quote:
Crackpimp came out of the closet to say:


... when the yellow arrow appears only the people in the intersection are supposed to advance, anyone still in the queue isn't supposed to turn in that cycle



As someone else said, this is a Canadian law (I am from Canada,) but it might possibly be this way anywhere but the US.

In Canada, it is illegal to go through a yellow light - you are supposed to stop if you safely can when the light turns yellow, this makes sure that there is no traffic in the intersection when the light turns red.

The law in the US is, you can go through a yellow light as long as your front wheels cross the line before the light turns red, which means there will always be people running the red light.

May 04, 2003: 17:03
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Slugworth
Joined: Feb 17, 2001


quote:
Shade Fell came out of the closet to say:


It's right off the Austin stop on the Green Line.

Austin and whatever street that is.


Two other Oak Park goons in one thread, talking about things I hate. So this is what it's like when doves cry.

May 04, 2003: 17:11
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antagonist
Joined: Jan 16, 2003

I hate my custom title

they see:

antagonist decided to show you this image:

May 04, 2003: 17:43
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Phospheme
Joined: Mar 30, 2003


Stupid Fucking Hippy

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ScorpOMG
Joined: Jul 06, 2002

Wacky man



(click image for shitty 50 Cent related bonus image)

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Killer_Beer_Coaster
Joined: Mar 31, 2003

Brought to you by the letter Y.

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j8910
Joined: Apr 01, 2002


quote:
[IMG-Stoptional]


Best stop sign yet.

May 04, 2003: 19:01
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Cap N' Crunch
Joined: May 21, 2002


THE FIGHTING

quote:
ScorpOMG came out of the closet to say:
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/srb20001/gethitch.jpg
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/srb20001/listen.jpg

(click image for shitty 50 Cent related bonus image)

It's NEVER time to listen to more Fiddy. The trailer image was , though.

May 04, 2003: 19:23
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Ozone
Joined: Apr 23, 2003

Work is the curse of the drinking class

nice one, here's my contribution (sorry if done before, haven't read whole thread yet)

From Australia so swap "left" and "right"...
http://users.tpg.com.au/adsl9er7/images/keepleft.jpeg

Loose stones - ME: drive carefully, no overtaking, THEM: See caption
http://users.tpg.com.au/adsl9er7/images/stones.jpeg

And a tribute to last weeks photoshop phriday:
http://users.tpg.com.au/adsl9er7/images/pedchair.jpg

Ozone fucked around with this message at May 04, 2003 around 21:33

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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!



Edit: ^^^--Beaten to it by Threepwood, but I'm just gonna leave it--^^^

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May 04, 2003: 20:42
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jest
Joined: Mar 23, 2001

Saved once again by my lucky rocketship underpants

quote:
DoombatINC came out of the closet to say:

hahahahhahaahah

May 04, 2003: 21:21
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Threepwood
Joined: Apr 27, 2003

No, bigger than that.

quote:
jest came out of the closet to say:
hahahahhahaahah


what the fuck, I posted the EXACT SAME IMAGE one page back and no one laughed at it.

May 04, 2003: 21:39
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Intel&Sebastian
Joined: Oct 20, 2002


Edit: nevermind.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at May 04, 2003 around 22:36

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exploitedtroll
Joined: Mar 30, 2003


but your text was horribly aliased.

May 04, 2003: 21:58
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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

quote:
Threepwood came out of the closet to say:


what the fuck, I posted the EXACT SAME IMAGE one page back and no one laughed at it.



You did? Shit, this is why I should read threads before posting...

May 04, 2003: 22:05
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Threepwood
Joined: Apr 27, 2003

No, bigger than that.

quote:
exploitedtroll came out of the closet to say:
but your text was horribly aliased.


FORM OVER FUNCTION, MY FRIEND. Also, I did it in FIREWORKS in about a second. It's just the idea of a stop sign saying "STOP in the name of love."

May 04, 2003: 22:31
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Intel&Sebastian
Joined: Oct 20, 2002


quote:
Threepwood came out of the closet to say:


FORM OVER FUNCTION, MY FRIEND. Also, I did it in FIREWORKS in about a second. It's just the idea of a stop sign saying "STOP in the name of love."



Uh, "form over function" would mean that Doombat was in the right. As the function of the sign was to convey "stop in the name of love" but his form was better then yours.

edit: Moving my image so it's not caught in this petty flamefest.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at May 04, 2003 around 22:37

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Threepwood
Joined: Apr 27, 2003

No, bigger than that.

quote:
Intel&Sebastian came out of the closet to say:


Uh, "form over function" would mean that Doombat was in the right. As the function of the sign was to convey "stop in the name of love" but his form was better then yours.



Yeah, but he would have laughed at mine first had he read it. It's ok though, really.

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Sinister Manskirt
Joined: Apr 02, 2003


Only enough room in the Sinister Man Skirt for two skinny goth legs.

quote:
pengO came out of the closet to say:
A FULL MEG OF PNG

Please, for the sake of all of us 56k'ers, save as jpeg. Even at maximum quality it's half the size of a 24 bit png.

May 04, 2003: 23:33
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BonzoESC
Joined: Jul 19, 2001


I had no idea where I was going with this, but at least it was fun along the way.

BonzoESC decided to show you this image:

BonzoESC fucked around with this message at May 04, 2003 around 23:44

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GoesTo11
Joined: Oct 28, 2002


quote:
Ignoramus came out of the closet to say:



I think we have a winner.

May 04, 2003: 23:48
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Threepwood
Joined: Apr 27, 2003

No, bigger than that.

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Resolution
Joined: Jun 10, 2001


quote:
Ignoramus came out of the closet to say:
[img - Stoptional]


Brilliance.

May 05, 2003: 00:19
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Eegah
Joined: Nov 17, 2002


egad, sorry i'm so late.

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Me Clumsy
Joined: Mar 02, 2001

SA's Brazilian Diplomat

Awesome thread.

May 05, 2003: 00:44
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BastardManor
Joined: Mar 09, 2003


What I see...

What They Really Mean...


Yeah, I know, shitty source image, shitty photoshop, shitty source CITY (I'm only kidding baby, you're the only pathetic 16th largest city in the country for me, you know that, right?), but what can you do? I've gots to represent the 502.

Or not.

(ditto on the AMAZING COMPUTER SHOW AND SALE shit, I thought we were the only ones that had it THIS FRIDAY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY at the KENTUCKY FAIR AND EXPO CENTER! but I guess they use the same fucking video full of 1993's hottest software and hardware across the country. consider me enlightened.)

May 05, 2003: 00:51
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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

I have no clue what I was thinking with this...



Edit: Found this while looking for some stock streetsigns...

DoombatINC fucked around with this message at May 05, 2003 around 01:47

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[email protected]
Joined: Feb 27, 2003


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Nermal
Joined: Mar 15, 2003


Wooo-wee! Damn I'm good looking.

May 05, 2003: 02:07
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Killer_Beer_Coaster
Joined: Mar 31, 2003

Brought to you by the letter Y.

quote:
[email protected] came out of the closet to say:
[img-http://www.buildersemporium.com/mad/images/merge.jpg]

Hahaha, beautiful. I think the two left lanes going far right is gold. 5

May 05, 2003: 02:53
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Ascoe
Joined: Apr 26, 2003


quote:
Killer_Beer_Coaster came out of the closet to say:

Hahaha, beautiful. I think the two left lanes going far right is gold. 5



... I dont think that part was photoshopped.

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Luxmore
Joined: Jun 05, 2001


quote:
Anemia came out of the closet to say:
sorry to dig this up from page 1 but i find it ammusing how he used "quarter mile" and kph on the same sign.

So I've spent too much time in Seattle lately, wanna fight?

May 05, 2003: 04:05
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[email protected]
Joined: Feb 27, 2003


quote:
Ascoe came out of the closet to say:


... I dont think that part was photoshopped.



Sure was.

http://www.texasfreeway.com/austin/photos/loop1/images/loop1_sign_10-mar_2001_hres.jpg

There's the original.

May 05, 2003: 04:51
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Ascoe
Joined: Apr 26, 2003


Ah. I was envisioning some sort of ramp for the left few lanes that juts to the right while the far right lanes continue straight.

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Comte de Saint-Germain
Joined: Mar 26, 2001

WHINY FUCKING BITCH

quote:
Shalrath came out of the closet to say:



Heey.. isnt that some sort of cretacious era reptile about the size of a chiken with a large triangular head?




Even if its not, I still love you.

You are thinking of a type of labyrinthadont amphibian from the devonian-late triassic, actually. Off by about 46 million years at best, 270 at worst, depending on species. And wrong class. But a good eye.

Jar Jar eats one in the Phantom Menance.

Some-time paleontology geek reporting for duty.

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Paulness
Joined: Dec 22, 2002


quote:
Glitch came out of the closet to say:



beautiful

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Valvados
Joined: Sep 11, 2002


Hey now, not everyone in Kentucky is an overall wearing hick who would rape you in the ass. Just 90% of them.

Also, comedy "2001" option.

May 05, 2003: 10:52
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Sergeant_Zeno
Joined: Jul 03, 2002

SgtZeno

A bit off-topic, unless you consider HIKING as traffic...

Sergeant_Zeno fucked around with this message at May 05, 2003 around 11:04

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skwidd
Joined: Mar 29, 2003


quote:
JRock came out of the closet to say:
Dip as in the stuff you scoop onto a chip and eat, not that disgusting tobacco addiction.


sorry...that's what I see when I see that sign.

May 05, 2003: 11:28
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EPS
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


__________________
-EPS

May 05, 2003: 12:48
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T-Diddy
Joined: Feb 24, 2002

Prodigy of Aidan

quote:
Cocktail Kitten came out of the closet to say:
the boozemoble driver on world's craziest police videos knows what's up...




I love your contributions to this thread, and am now moonstruck.

May 05, 2003: 14:07
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Metanerd
Joined: Apr 22, 2003


quote:
[email protected] came out of the closet to say:




Too much! I drive under that sign every day! HEH!

May 05, 2003: 14:41
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May 05, 2003: 15:07
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ShadowDRat
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My stepdad had a few ideas.





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Flanker
Joined: Sep 09, 2002


Flanker

I thought I'd try one:

Flanker decided to show you this image:

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It puts the lotion on the skin...

May 05, 2003: 15:15
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VibrioCholera
Joined: Mar 06, 2003


quote:
ShadowDRat came out of the closet to say:
My stepdad had a few ideas.





If he came up with that goatse.cx... that man is

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Spatule
Joined: Mar 17, 2003


quote:
VibrioCholera came out of the closet to say:



If he came up with that goatse.cx... that man is



But I pity ShadowDRat's mom

May 05, 2003: 17:25
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j8910
Joined: Apr 01, 2002


quote:
Flanker came out of the closet to say:
I thought I'd try one:
[IMG-Jamesbond]





5 5 5 hahahahaha

May 05, 2003: 17:35
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tirtran
Joined: Apr 28, 2003


quote:
Dead_President came out of the closet to say:
fuck this thread is perfect. here in el mexicanpaso the I10 signs say "60" with 'minimum speed limit 45" underneath the 60. so of course, all the fucking beaners that cross over to rape super walmart and bestbuy go 45 or slower..


i know men all those yellow plates, i'm from juarez and i am ashamed to see that

May 05, 2003: 17:40
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swagger
Joined: Oct 21, 2002

NOT IRISH

quote:
r.y.f.s.o. came out of the closet to say:


I know this to be true because I do it. Every time.



haha, so true.

May 05, 2003: 17:50
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lizardpuppy
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lizardpuppy

IT'S THE SAME IN SEATTLE THAT IT IS BACK IN LOS ANGELES.

lizardpuppy decided to show you this image:

May 05, 2003: 18:08
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lizardpuppy
Joined: Jan 25, 2003

lizardpuppy

WHAT IT REALLY MEANS

lizardpuppy decided to show you this image:

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BitJockey
Joined: Nov 19, 2002


quote:
Mike Works came out of the closet to say:
It's what most people don't see in some cases..




Holy shit.

This needs waaaaaaaay more love.

You, sir, get my 5.

lollerblades.

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