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liquience
Registered: 05-02


oh yes.

11-13 09:34
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DeepSpace9mm
Registered: 10-02

Def Jukkie

quote:
Sep came out of the closet to say:



THIS IS THE GREATEST PICTURE EVER! I vote this thread a 7 of 5

11-13 09:46
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Demian D
Registered: 05-01

I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns

I own a pouch containing milk byproducts and an agronomy brimming with verdure. This, however, is irrelevant to the issue at hand.


Just imagine there's a picture of Wyclef behind it. There you go, who needs photoshop?

11-13 11:12
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Raph
Registered: 03-02


quote:
Beavis came out of the closet to say:
eminem.jpg



Is there a tutorial somewhere how to do this?



gold!

11-13 11:37
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PurdWerfect
Registered: 08-00


First Goon Betrothed of the Global Harem Project

I couldn't find a good clip from Nuthin' but a G Thang, but I'll offer this up anyway.

11-13 12:04
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ProjektorBoy
Registered: 06-02


I fuck linen in my spare time!

Beastie Boys lovin'!

ProjektorBoy decided to show you this image:

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11-13 12:31
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PornStarJacqui
Registered: 09-02


quote:
Gyro came out of the closet to say:
[ img ]snoop-intel.jpg[ /img ]
"and all of you with acted-upon Oedipal complexes"

Wow, I love how you said motherfucker.

11-13 12:34
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Chris Knight
Registered: 06-02

Like Photoshopping a stick of dynamite

Old school, represent

Chris Knight fucked around with this message at 11-13 around 12:42

11-13 12:38
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Bling Bling
Registered: 06-01

Women are bitches since they won't fuck me.

quote:
ProjektorBoy came out of the closet to say:
Beastie Boys lovin'!
Good idea, more big words though guys. That is really kinda similar to the actual words...

11-13 12:39
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Sep
Registered: 03-02

NOT a spandex ninja.

Here's another one for you office space fans out there

11-13 12:52
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pike
Registered: 02-01


cookieeee

I'm sure this one's been done, but I couldn't resist.

11-13 13:10
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BigFactory
Registered: 09-02


-

BigFactory decided to show you this image:

11-13 13:43
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Jazzzzz
Registered: 05-02


There's too much text for the image size, but I couldn't find anything larger or a font that fit much better.

EDIT: Pointman had a... well, a point. Less verbage = more funnay

Jazzzzz fucked around with this message at 11-13 around 14:07

11-13 13:48
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bisticles
Registered: 10-02

HAMDINGERS!!!

Color me white, but I need a url or something to help me with the original lyrics.

That being said, Pike, you made me giggle like a schoolgirl.

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11-13 13:52
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Dextor
Registered: 01-02

Lord of the Pook

After posting it in the last two intellectual rap threads, I think I've gotten as much use as I can out of this pic. But in memory of Jam Master Jay, I'll give it one more go.


11-13 13:55
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Pointman
Registered: 07-02

100% NOISE
(NO SIGNAL)

Here's a tip:

from what i've seen: more text != more funny. Actually the amount of text is directly inverse proportional to the amount of funny. Use the NWA as a template. (& momma said knock you out). (fucking gold)

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11-13 13:56
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Edge & Christian
Registered: 05-01


quote:
Pointman came out of the closet to say:
Here's a tip:

from what i've seen: more text != more funny. Actually the amount of text is directly inverse proportional to the amount of funny. Use the NWA as a template. (& momma said knock you out). (fucking gold)

These were supposed to be funny?

11-13 13:58
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Sep
Registered: 03-02

NOT a spandex ninja.

quote:
Pointman came out of the closet to say:
Here's a tip:

from what i've seen: more text != more funny. Actually the amount of text is directly inverse proportional to the amount of funny. Use the NWA as a template. (& momma said knock you out). (fucking gold)



Are you the fucking comedy police? How about instead of bitching, why don't you contribute since you obviously know the formula.

11-13 14:07
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Pointman
Registered: 07-02

100% NOISE
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quote:
Edge & Christian came out of the closet to say:
These were supposed to be funny?


well, at least not mine.. also i ran out of ideas

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11-13 14:08
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bisticles
Registered: 10-02

HAMDINGERS!!!

quote:
Pointman came out of the closet to say:

icp img



If you read this with a sort of English Butler accent, it's instant comedy uranium.

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11-13 14:12
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glasyalabolas
Registered: 04-01

Can I have some more bread?

quote:
Sep came out of the closet to say:


Are you the fucking comedy police? How about instead of bitching, why don't you contribute since you obviously know the formula.


Don't you know it's easier to drag a thread down by bitching about it than actually participate and maybe make it better?

11-13 14:18
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Pointman
Registered: 07-02

100% NOISE
(NO SIGNAL)

quote:
Sep came out of the closet to say:


Are you the fucking comedy police? How about instead of bitching, why don't you contribute since you obviously know the formula.



oh fuck you sep. we all know it's fucking hilarity to read 68 lines of poshified rap lyrics cluttered in incomprihendible fonts over a photo of which you see a left foot of a presumed artist.

also for comedy, babelize rap lyrics

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11-13 14:30
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happyelf
Registered: 11-00


Librarian Gladiator

Somebody can put this to a pic of onyx if they like:

quote:

Should an end to my life by a requirement,
for entering the annals of recorded time,
the entire population of the earth
shall have recollection of my pathos.



Oh, and I did the whole of 'knock you out' on an early thread, I eve got some of it to rhyme. But honestly, a lot of this shit can be pretty clever sounding already.

11-13 14:47
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Samadhi
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11-13 15:01
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Hiaseas
Registered: 12-01


quote:
Gremlin came out of the closet to say:
[IMG]regulators




I love you

11-13 15:01
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Jedjewdiah
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Gyro
Registered: 10-02


Bounce, motherfucker: bounce!

quote:
Samadhi came out of the closet to say:
piggy pie
this is a clear exception to the less words=more funny rule. good show, old bean.

11-13 15:39
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melodywise
Registered: 07-02

quit making fun of my disability! 8( *mops drool*



kick it old school, yo.

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11-13 15:52
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Jedjewdiah
Registered: 03-02


Last one, promise.

11-13 15:55
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The Trix Rabbit
Registered: 11-02


give me the fucking cereal bitch

11-13 16:11
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Not My Leg
Registered: 11-02


I realize this isn't quite rap, but it works anyways. Sorry I didn't do an image, but I welcome someone else to put it over one if they want.

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11-13 16:17
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pike
Registered: 02-01


cookieeee

quote:
melodywise came out of the closet to say:
[img - fuck tha police]




As hard as the "gin and juice" one made me laugh, I think this is the best yet.

11-13 16:18
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Wonderlust
Registered: 03-01


Here there is no why.

I still like this one. It's the font.

11-13 16:18
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leedo
Registered: 11-00


quote:
The Trix Rabbit came out of the closet to say:
[img beasties]

you gots the skills.

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11-13 16:19
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scrutinizer
Registered: 08-02


A-Henh!!

quote:
Wonderlust came out of the closet to say:
I still like this one. It's the font.



Yeah, you can fucking read it.

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bisticles
Registered: 10-02

HAMDINGERS!!!

11-13 17:04
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ScorpOMG
Registered: 07-02

Wacky man

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CrazedGranny
Registered: 07-00

I am being protected at the bottom of the stairs

.

CrazedGranny decided to show you this image:

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toy
Registered: 04-01


quote:
Sep came out of the closet to say:
[/B]


syzurp isn't an alcoholic beverage

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