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Donkey Lips
Joined: Jul 26, 2003

Salute Your Shorts



my first emotion was shock, then horror, then confusion, then horror again, and then ultimately anger. a firey unextinguishable anger at this horrible, horrible world.


quote:
Psikotik came out of the closet to say:
This is too much fun.




i hate you

Donkey Lips fucked around with this message at Apr 08, 2004 around 12:01

Apr 07, 2004: 21:47
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Eliptical
Joined: Jan 23, 2004

pants are satan spawn

I'm WAY too jaded.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:48
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smackdab
Joined: Feb 16, 2004


Someone will love her.

low carb

Apr 07, 2004: 21:48
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The Jizzer
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Jesus. That's terrible.

....awaiting impending image macros.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:48
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P. Don't
Joined: Sep 22, 2003

A dooooom house?

e: ^^^^ a pox on you!

This will make some excellent macros. Thanks.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:48
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Wendell
Joined: May 10, 2003


That's...undescribable..

Apr 07, 2004: 21:48
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Karl-The-Commie
Joined: Feb 08, 2004

Pseudo-intellectual pretentious cunt

I'm pretty sure that's the mutant leader from Total Recall.

__________________
A spectre is haunting the Internet -- the spectre of SA

Apr 07, 2004: 21:48
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slinkyavenger
Joined: Feb 28, 2003


tokay tokay lol

hahahaahaha haaaayyy you guuyyysss

Apr 07, 2004: 21:49
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Sheneanae
Joined: Dec 13, 2003


I've seen the horror. Horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kil

I need that girls digits.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:49
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Opeth
Joined: Jul 27, 2001


Soul Devourer.

Whats the story on that pic? What the hell is that thing?


TOXIC AVENGER!

Opeth fucked around with this message at Apr 07, 2004 around 22:20

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Bieeardo
Joined: Aug 21, 2000


Forums Mad Monk

Is there a story to go with that photo, or did the Internet manifest it to fill the void left by the destruction of goatse.cx?

Edit: VVVVVV Ha ha, you bastard.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:49
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KaosFactor
Joined: Dec 10, 2000


ROMMEL ROMMEL

And when the pulled her corpse from the flaming wreckage it...looked...just...like...this...

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Lord Hawking
Joined: Aug 07, 2002


No, I don't think we'll be telling them that.

The eyes make that face. I also think your username would make an appropriate label for that picture.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:49
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Dubber
Joined: Sep 11, 2001

I AM COMMANDER COCK OF THE RECTUM RANGERS

series plz

Apr 07, 2004: 21:50
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DICK IN ASS
Joined: Aug 16, 2002



holy moley

Apr 07, 2004: 21:50
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Manawski
Joined: Oct 19, 2003



quote:
P. Don't came out of the closet to say:
This will make some excellent macros. Thanks.

Yes. The new generation of "OH FUCK, ABORT ABORT ABORT " image macros have been born.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:50
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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003


Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

I'm getting Total Recall flashbacks.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:50
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Residentearth
Joined: Jun 19, 2002


It looks as if her face is trying to escape her head.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:50
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Biter
Joined: Apr 05, 2004

Once is never enough

I've seen a chick like this before.

On a train from Detroit to Chicago, there was this Asian chick who looked totally normal from the back... I checked

Then she turned around... her face was completely normal, except for her eyes. They were on lumps of flesh much like the girl in that picture. They stuck out about 2 and a half inches from her face, like snail eye-stalks. Her eyes, at the end of these stalks, were quite normal.

That was my first desensitizing experience in real life Now i've seen goatse and the pain series.

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Beefeater
Joined: May 17, 2003


COW MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Where did you find that and whats the story? I almost want someone to prove everyone wrong and show thats its just photoshopped. That picture is terrible.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:50
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idesofmarch
Joined: Feb 26, 2004


she has layers of teeth like a shark

Apr 07, 2004: 21:51
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XYZ
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


As a cripple I have to say...

SWEET JESUS

Apr 07, 2004: 21:51
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Crotchbat
Joined: Aug 11, 2003


Flied Lice?

GAH! That loaded so fast that it was like a werewolf jumping out at you on a haunted hayride.

and why is that other chick laughing at her?

Apr 07, 2004: 21:51
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Buddha Stalin
Joined: Jul 31, 2000


Man that girl has muscley arms! O wai

Apr 07, 2004: 21:51
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FateoMcSkippy
Joined: Mar 21, 2003


bawwwkaa

should I not have laughed?

Apr 07, 2004: 21:51
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HobbitGrease
Joined: Jul 24, 2001


"This world is so corrupt."

Whoa whoa there chief.

She's disabled. Also, surprised.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:52
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FunkyBunny
Joined: Apr 07, 2003


She's funny because she's different.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:52
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FairGame
Joined: Jul 24, 2001


Five bucks changed the nature of a man.

TWO WEEKS

TWOOOO WEEEKS

TWOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEKS

Apr 07, 2004: 21:52
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Lady Grey
Joined: Feb 02, 2004


Here from the future to save tomorrow from today.

Wow, she looks like she could be a Muppet.

...Sort of.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:52
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XYZ
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


Seriously guys, what kind of genetic fuckup causes that?

Oh god every time I refresh, the top of the page shows up and I see it.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:53
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FluffyChickens
Joined: Apr 03, 2003


I am a dork.

NWS tags plz? lol.

edit: I'm going to hell

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Evil_Furby
Joined: Apr 17, 2001


quote:
Karl-The-Commie came out of the closet to say:
I'm pretty sure that's the mutant leader from Total Recall.


QUAID!!

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Capn Jobe
Joined: Jan 17, 2003


Hero Extraordinaire

I'm calling bullshit until an article is posted.

edit : Concurrent references to articles have been posted, which is good enough for me. I'd still be interested in seeing them, as I'd like to learn about this condition.

Capn Jobe fucked around with this message at Apr 07, 2004 around 22:11

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yippeekiyaymf
Joined: May 16, 2002



quote:
slinkyavenger came out of the closet to say:
hahahaahaha haaaayyy you guuyyysss


That is exactly what I thought when I saw it

Apr 07, 2004: 21:55
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Devlin Carnate
Joined: Aug 08, 2003


The Devil doesn't really live under your bed. I just visit when you're sleeping.

quote:
KaosFactor came out of the closet to say:
And when the pulled her corpse from the flaming wreckage it...looked...just...like...this...

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Apr 07, 2004: 21:55
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Feather
Joined: Mar 01, 2003

I'm not closed minded; you're just wrong!

quote:
smackdab came out of the closet to say:
Someone will love her.

low carb



What makes you think it's a "she?" Or even human?

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MassRayPer
Joined: May 26, 2001


quote:
Karl-The-Commie came out of the closet to say:
I'm pretty sure that's the mutant leader from Total Recall.


Why isn't she coming out of someone's chest... I think she's just been exposed to the Martian athmosphere.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:56
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Blinders
Joined: Jan 15, 2001



Totally unaffected in any way.

I wonder who kisses her goodnight?

Apr 07, 2004: 21:57
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Kaiser Bill
Joined: May 30, 2003


The fuhrer before THE fuhrer

I didn't even look, but she is why I will never have children (I may adopt them).

Apr 07, 2004: 21:57
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Lethe
Joined: May 24, 2003

Who?

quote:
XYZ came out of the closet to say:
Seriously guys, what kind of genetic fuckup causes that?


I can't remember what the condition is called, but what's going on is the kid's skull isn't growing with the rest of her face. That's why her face looks like it's trying to escape her skull. That is, in fact, exactly what's going on.

The way this gets treated is by a series of complex surgeries and bone grafts that basically enlarge the skull to match the rest of the face. While the surgery never makes the patient look perfectly normal, it does make them look a lot better. It's not just a cosmetic procedure, since it also makes breathing easier.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:57
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Rozdower
Joined: Apr 19, 2003


Relax, its FYAD.

she looks like a muppet

Apr 07, 2004: 21:58
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


This is when the shiny demon totally got rocked...

get your ass to mars..

get your ass to mars..

get your ass to mars..

Apr 07, 2004: 21:58
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FunkyBunny
Joined: Apr 07, 2003


quote:
Lethe came out of the closet to say:


I can't remember what the condition is called, but what's going on is the kid's skull isn't growing with the rest of her face. That's why her face looks like it's trying to escape her skull. That is, in fact, exactly what's going on.

The way this gets treated is by a series of complex surgeries and bone grafts that basically enlarge the skull to match the rest of the face. While the surgery never makes the patient look perfectly normal, it does make them look a lot better. It's not just a cosmetic procedure, since it also makes breathing easier.


It would be alot easier to just kill it and the parents to ensure the genes are never passed on.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:58
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Blinders
Joined: Jan 15, 2001



quote:
FunkyBunny came out of the closet to say:

It would be alot easier to just kill it and the parents to ensure the genes are never passed on.


Yeah we're all into killing the handicapped here Mr. Himmler

Apr 07, 2004: 21:59
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Guy LeDouche
Joined: Aug 16, 2003

Roadie for an air-guitar band

uh oh, DPPH is leaking.

Apr 07, 2004: 21:59
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Mayor Wilkins
Joined: Nov 18, 2002


I have two words that are going to make all your troubles go away - "miniature golf."

quote:
smackdab came out of the closet to say:
Someone will love her.

Mayor Wilkins decided to show you this image:

Apr 07, 2004: 22:01
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Kin
Joined: Nov 04, 2003

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

The one on the left seems rather familiar (like an actress or something like that) are we sure that this is in fact not something from a film?

The image does appear to have that "professional" feel to it.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:02
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gozer
Joined: Feb 10, 2004


sweet jesus.

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Lady Grey
Joined: Feb 02, 2004


Here from the future to save tomorrow from today.

I've found my new desktop wallpaper.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:02
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Idiodyssey
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Apr 07, 2004: 22:03
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XYZ
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


START THE REACTOR

Apr 07, 2004: 22:04
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TacticalPenis
Joined: Mar 11, 2003



I want to see it try and close its mouth.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:05
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DarthVersace
Joined: Jul 25, 2001


I am The Everything.

quote:
Lethe came out of the closet to say:
I can't remember what the condition is called, but what's going on is the kid's skull isn't growing with the rest of her face. That's why her face looks like it's trying to escape her skull. That is, in fact, exactly what's going on.
She has Cloverleaf Skull (Kleeblattschadel). Premature fusion of the cranial sutures. Most people with this don't make it to her age (she's in her teens).

I read the article this picture was taken from. Bonus fun fact: She doesn't have elbows.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:05
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Branneth
Joined: Nov 19, 2002


Who's the wimp now?

I feel horribly horribly bad for laughing SO FUCKING HARD at this...



naw... I don't... it's fucking funny

Apr 07, 2004: 22:05
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XYZ
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


quote:
DarthVersace came out of the closet to say:
She has Cloverleaf Skull (Kleeblattschadel). Premature fusion of the cranial sutures. Most people with this don't make it to her age (she's in her teens).

I read the article this pciture was taken from. Bonus fun fact: She doesn't have elbows.



DAMN

Apr 07, 2004: 22:06
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borky
Joined: Dec 24, 2003


[color=red]A teenage girl made me her bitch, and all I got was this stupid custom title.[/color]

Oh my that does not look nice. Aren't there any procedures to treat people that like?

Apr 07, 2004: 22:08
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DICK IN ASS
Joined: Aug 16, 2002



Damn, does anyone remember that girl from a documentary on British TV that had a head like one of those easter island statues?

Apr 07, 2004: 22:08
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Blinders
Joined: Jan 15, 2001



quote:
DarthVersace came out of the closet to say:
She has Cloverleaf Skull

Is there a pot of gold off-camera?

Apr 07, 2004: 22:09
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Vitriol
Joined: Mar 11, 2001


Now with mood swings!

quote:
borky came out of the closet to say:
Oh my that does not look nice. Aren't there any procedures to treat people that like?


In olden times, they would leave the infant outside for the weather to fix the problem.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:09
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MechaGoofus
Joined: Dec 06, 2002


DESTROY

quote:
borky came out of the closet to say:
Oh my that does not look nice. Aren't there any procedures to treat people that like?

MechaGoofus decided to show you this image:

Apr 07, 2004: 22:09
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LoungieMu
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


You're calling everyone a fag for doing nothing. Its like the forum is some wild west town and you are an evil outlaw, shooting people you don't like.

somehow I knew I'd be beaten to the Total Recall references. Twice even. gg all.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:09
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adorableZombie
Joined: Nov 23, 2003

why? because i use chambraigne.

quote:
DarthVersace came out of the closet to say:
She has Cloverleaf Skull (Kleeblattschadel). Premature fusion of the cranial sutures. Most people with this don't make it to her age (she's in her teens).

I read the article this picture was taken from. Bonus fun fact: She doesn't have elbows.



Yeah, I read this too... she was talking about how happy she was to be alive and how she loved her face just the way it is. It was kind of nice, actually- it would be really easy to be a jerk about it. If i remember right, the reason she's learning disabled is her poor eyesight and other than that she's pretty... normal.

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Lady Grey
Joined: Feb 02, 2004


Here from the future to save tomorrow from today.

quote:
DICK IN ASS came out of the closet to say:
Damn, does anyone remember that girl from a documentary on British TV that had a head like one of those easter island statues?


I think I know who you're talking about; Vikki Lucas, the woman with cherubism?

Apr 07, 2004: 22:10
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DarthVersace
Joined: Jul 25, 2001


I am The Everything.

Damn you. ^^^

quote:
DICK IN ASS came out of the closet to say:
Damn, does anyone remember that girl from a documentary on British TV that had a head like one of those easter island statues?
You mean Vicky Lucas? What she's got is called "cherubism."

She can't wink. I find that hilarious.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:10
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bananna fish
Joined: May 19, 2003

i paid to make friends. internet friends, no less.

quote:
DarthVersace came out of the closet to say:
I read the article this picture was taken from. Bonus fun fact: She doesn't have elbows.


I also read this article, and she likes shopping. Also, she barely speak.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:13
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thunderspanks
Joined: Nov 04, 2003


I'm gonna cut you up so bad... you...you... you gonna wish I no cut you up so bad!

the first thing I thought of when I saw this was "harlequin fetus".

then someone made that damned total recall joke, and I had to laugh. I feel like I'm going to hell now.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:15
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spacey
Joined: Jul 09, 2001


DEFENDER OF THE DOG

She's one of the happiest people I've ever read about. She's always making jokes and having a good time, and people treat her well.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:15
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LambChowder
Joined: Aug 12, 2002


DESTROY CHINA

Sadly she has nicer teeth than me.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:17
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CSZero
Joined: Oct 20, 2002


COUNTERSTRIKE MASTER

There's a guy at my school that looks like this, plus he's dwarfed and in a wheel chair. Freaks me out every time I see him coming around a corner or something, I feel bad.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:18
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PabloBOOM
Joined: Mar 10, 2004

Hunchback of DOOM

sometimes i think it would be cool to have 3D glasses you could use on the interweb.

this is not one of those times.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:20
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The Artificial Kid
Joined: Feb 22, 2002


I think it's beautiful (I honestly can't say for sure whether it's male or female, it could be a crippled man with long, beautiful hair)

I don't see any ugliness in the birth of that person.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:22
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Cheesus
Joined: Oct 17, 2002


Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.

Sounds a little bitter to me...

Cheesus decided to show you this image:

Apr 07, 2004: 22:22
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Excelsior
Joined: Apr 30, 2003


HAY GUYZ!

quote:
DarthVersace came out of the closet to say:
Damn you. ^^^

You mean Vicky Lucas? What she's got is called "cherubism."

She can't wink. I find that hilarious.



No, you found Robert Z'Dar.




(edited to add pic)

Excelsior fucked around with this message at Apr 07, 2004 around 22:25

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Undaine
Joined: Jun 05, 2002


All done running...

It'd be funny to fill her mouth with altoids.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:23
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Entity
Joined: Oct 11, 2002


CITIZEN SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS!!!!!!!

quote:
Idiodyssey came out of the closet to say:


This is not getting enough love.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:23
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PIC
Joined: Jun 09, 2002


This United States Senate Subcommittee on the effects of low atmospheric pressure will come to order.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:24
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Opeth
Joined: Jul 27, 2001


Soul Devourer.

quote:
Entity came out of the closet to say:

This is not getting enough love.



I didn't even notice it was her face until I scrolled past it like 5 times. Excellent!

Apr 07, 2004: 22:27
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Medikit
Joined: Dec 31, 2002


¡Perfecto!

quote:
Entity came out of the closet to say:

This is not getting enough love.



I'm so sorry, it's a good thing you quoted it so now it's on the bottom of the page in addition to the top of the page.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:29
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Psikotik
Joined: Dec 17, 2002


All my posts end up like this guy...a bloody mess!

Real quick shitty job, but it secures a place for me in hell none-the-less.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:30
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Vinman
Joined: Nov 24, 2002


I have the utmost respect for people who are differently abled and anyone who thinks that these people (they are people, no matter what you neanderthals think) are a viable source of comedy does not deserve to live on Earth

Apr 07, 2004: 22:33
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Vince McMahon
Joined: Dec 17, 2003

I CLOSED A THREAD IN SH/SC

quote:
Cheesus came out of the closet to say:
Sounds a little bitter to me...


Try less text. Macros have to be short and sweet.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:33
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The_Onion
Joined: Sep 30, 2003



GOOD FUCKING LORD

Apr 07, 2004: 22:34
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Where's My Arm?
Joined: Jan 30, 2004


Rats and children follow me out of town

quote:
The Jizzer came out of the closet to say:
....awaiting impending image macros.




edit: new one, linked for your protection.

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/1614/CRIPWALK1.gif

Where's My Arm? fucked around with this message at Apr 07, 2004 around 22:49

Apr 07, 2004: 22:34
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Psikotik
Joined: Dec 17, 2002


All my posts end up like this guy...a bloody mess!

meh

Apr 07, 2004: 22:41
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Hexaemeron
Joined: Oct 18, 2003


Quit hogging all the stupid.

quote:
DarthVersace came out of the closet to say:
She can't wink. I find that hilarious.
I had my wife convinced for years that I couldn't wink.

I also convinced everyone at work that I never wear socks more than once.



It's the little things that make me happy.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:41
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Kotaru
Joined: Jan 17, 2004


Smoke..

I'm going to rot.

Kotaru decided to show you this image:

Apr 07, 2004: 22:44
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lizardpuppy
Joined: Jan 25, 2003

lizardpuppy

I just couldn't help myself.

One way ticket to hell, please.

lizardpuppy decided to show you this image:

Apr 07, 2004: 22:45
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XYZ
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


quote:
Vinman came out of the closet to say:
I have the utmost respect for people who are differently abled and anyone who thinks that these people (they are people, no matter what you neanderthals think) are a viable source of comedy does not deserve to live on Earth


I hate that "PC" crap. I'm disabled and I hate crap like that. Also, I'm laughing my ass off at this thread.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:45
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Infjitsu
Joined: Mar 11, 2003


:-*Hey wsup ya'll! :-) got nuthin but love for ya'll...u chi ah ah NORCAL SOLDIERS! guess thats about it...1hug, 1kiss, and its done like thiss....

I'd like to show what this reminded me of in graphical form. I don't want to spend the time need to make this isn't a good photoshop.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:46
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Psikotik
Joined: Dec 17, 2002


All my posts end up like this guy...a bloody mess!

quote:
Infjitsu came out of the closet to say:
I'd like to show what I thought of in graphical form. I don't want to spend the time need to make this isn't a good photoshop.




hahahahahaha good show

Apr 07, 2004: 22:46
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Tater Tot 13
Joined: Nov 14, 2003


quote:
Psikotik came out of the closet to say:
meh








thats just not right. [/Kevin Meany]

Apr 07, 2004: 22:52
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LucasMedaffy
Joined: Oct 18, 2000


I dealt with a girl who looked like this when I volunteered at a respite care facility for special needs kids.

I can't remember what the condition is called.

Apr 07, 2004: 22:55
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Santiago2
Joined: May 09, 2003

Monocle Mania



Huzzah!

Apr 07, 2004: 22:59
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Idiodyssey
Joined: May 21, 2003



quote:
LucasMedaffy came out of the closet to say:
I dealt with a girl who looked like this when I volunteered at a respite care facility for special needs kids.

I can't remember what the condition is called.



Massive decompression?

Apr 07, 2004: 23:00
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elf pr0n
Joined: Oct 13, 2002


CAN ANYONE DIRECT ME TO WHERE THE POTTING SOIL IS? ^_________^

quote:
Santiago2 came out of the closet to say:


Huzzah!



oh my god

Apr 07, 2004: 23:01
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Orbital
Joined: Nov 17, 2002


I read the article also, apparantly she has 6 vaginas of varying size.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:05
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thunderspanks
Joined: Nov 04, 2003


I'm gonna cut you up so bad... you...you... you gonna wish I no cut you up so bad!

^^
OKAY

Now I'm sure the fun will begin.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:06
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Santiago2
Joined: May 09, 2003

Monocle Mania

More fun with Kleeblattschadel!

Apr 07, 2004: 23:08
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Pr0k
Joined: Jan 16, 2001


I am a horrible monster and I pray for death.

i think fyad has porn of her

Apr 07, 2004: 23:11
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XYZ
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


quote:
Santiago2 came out of the closet to say:
More fun with Kleeblattschadel!

[img-getabikepump1.jpg]



Oh my god

Apr 07, 2004: 23:12
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Mommie Dearest
Joined: Oct 14, 2002


Tea, Earl Gray, with lots of cock.

I heard a rumor she landed a cameo in the second season of Carnivale.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:14
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lizardpuppy
Joined: Jan 25, 2003

lizardpuppy

I'M FLYING FIRST CLASS TO HELL NOW.

lizardpuppy decided to show you this image:

Apr 07, 2004: 23:18
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YourCreation
Joined: Jan 03, 2004


Billions!

Apr 07, 2004: 23:26
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notZaar
Joined: Jan 06, 2004

not Zaar

Fuck, she looks like a boss from Metroid. Clever boss names anybody?

Apr 07, 2004: 23:29
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TheCatalyst
Joined: Nov 18, 2003


Helping bring armageddon just a little bit faster.

Posting to show my appreciationg for this thread even though looking at it right now will cause me to burst out in a fit of laughter and make me look like a total douche.

Subscribed. I can't wait to see what gets done with this poor girl.  monster .

Apr 07, 2004: 23:31
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Eighteen Rabbit
Joined: Nov 27, 2003

It's raining meat... Just like my nightmares!

How would you feel if that thing came out of your vagina?

Apr 07, 2004: 23:33
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Jailbrekr
Joined: Apr 08, 2002


You will worship me, even if it kills you.

If you ever wanted to stick your finger in that dyke, you'd hav to wrap her in electricians tape first.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:34
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Chop Chop Master Onion
Joined: Sep 03, 2000

Forum Veteran

quote:
lizardpuppy came out of the closet to say:
I'M FLYING FIRST CLASS TO HELL NOW.


She reminds me of Carol Channing in that picture for some reason.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:34
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Blinders
Joined: Jan 15, 2001



quote:
Eighteen Rabbit came out of the closet to say:
How would you feel if that thing came out of your vagina?

I don't have a vagina.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:35
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sholmes983
Joined: May 12, 2001


On a cloud of sound I drift in the night

quote:
Infjitsu came out of the closet to say:
I'd like to show what this reminded me of in graphical form. I don't want to spend the time need to make this isn't a good photoshop.





Ahahaha, that's awesome.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:35
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Wood Thrush
Joined: May 20, 2003


Hylocichla mustelina

quote:
Eighteen Rabbit came out of the closet to say:
How would you feel if that thing came out of your vagina?


A lot less manly.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:36
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Eighteen Rabbit
Joined: Nov 27, 2003

It's raining meat... Just like my nightmares!

quote:
Blinders came out of the closet to say:

I don't have a vagina.




Hey, it's still a hole for me to fuck.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:36
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Bilgewater
Joined: Jul 06, 2003


Life sucks, I don't wonder why. That's tough, I just keep on tryin' so I won't be the one not havin' any fun.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:41
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Idiodyssey
Joined: May 21, 2003



quote:
Eighteen Rabbit came out of the closet to say:
How would you feel if that thing came out of your vagina?


How would you feel if this came out of your vagina?

Apr 07, 2004: 23:41
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KaosFactor
Joined: Dec 10, 2000


ROMMEL ROMMEL

quote:
Vinman came out of the closet to say:
I have the utmost respect for people who are differently abled and anyone who thinks that these people (they are people, no matter what you neanderthals think) are a viable source of comedy does not deserve to live on Earth
I'm sorry if we offended you precious sensibilities. Why don't you go fuck yourself and make things better?

Apr 07, 2004: 23:43
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Solvalou
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


The Dangerfield family reunion was a success:

Solvalou decided to show you this image:

Apr 07, 2004: 23:44
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Evafan427
Joined: Jul 13, 2003

am I rite?

quote:
Infjitsu came out of the closet to say:




All right, I actually chuckled at this.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:46
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Wingnut Ninja
Joined: Jan 11, 2003


I don't break, I bounce.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:46
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RusteJuxx
Joined: Jul 14, 2001


quote:
Excelsior came out of the closet to say:
No, you found Robert Z'Dar.



Finally, we found someone to play Batman with a jaw to match how they draw him.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:47
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jsavino
Joined: Sep 07, 2003


quote:
KaosFactor came out of the closet to say:
And when the pulled her corpse from the flaming wreckage it...looked...just...like...this...


Oh fuck you! That was my first thought too. curse my being at work.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:47
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Alceste
Joined: Dec 05, 2003



If SA has taught me nothing else, and it hasn't, somewhere out there, someone has a fetish for this.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:47
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Where's My Arm?
Joined: Jan 30, 2004


Rats and children follow me out of town

quote:
Idiodyssey came out of the closet to say:
How would you feel if this came out of your vagina?


Apr 07, 2004: 23:50
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Mommie Dearest
Joined: Oct 14, 2002


Tea, Earl Gray, with lots of cock.

Well, she's no Lobster Girl, that's for sure.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:50
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Random Numgen
Joined: May 04, 2002


First thing I thought of (I don't really want to know why)

Apr 07, 2004: 23:51
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Deathbear
Joined: Jul 04, 2002


I'D LIKE SOME MORE CARROTS PLEASE

She must have ate a really sour shock tart

Apr 07, 2004: 23:54
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SMITE ME
Joined: Mar 06, 2004

I like apples.

I would totally fuck her in any crease she has.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:55
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MadCow
Joined: Jul 02, 2003

And we care about this shitty poster...why?

quote:
Random Numgen came out of the closet to say:
First thing I thought of (I don't really want to know why)

http://paintedover.com/uploads/1/wtftit.jpg



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK NO!

Apr 07, 2004: 23:55
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Mr. Awesome
Joined: Feb 24, 2003


quote:
Random Numgen came out of the closet to say:
First thing I thought of (I don't really want to know why)




Now she's ALMOST stranger than Michael.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:56
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Falenseraf
Joined: Sep 08, 2003


Holy shit I laughed so hard when i saw that picture I almost pissed myself. Does that make me a bad person?

Apr 07, 2004: 23:57
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Squall91
Joined: Nov 19, 2002


That has to be photoshopped.

Apr 07, 2004: 23:57
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notforclimbing
Joined: Mar 09, 2004


Lifelong Fan

Apr 07, 2004: 23:59
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thunderspanks
Joined: Nov 04, 2003


I'm gonna cut you up so bad... you...you... you gonna wish I no cut you up so bad!

quote:
notforclimbing came out of the closet to say:




Uhh.. right.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:07
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Precious Roy
Joined: Jul 01, 2002



quote:
Vinman came out of the closet to say:
I have the utmost respect for people who are differently abled and anyone who thinks that these people (they are people, no matter what you neanderthals think) are a viable source of comedy does not deserve to live on Earth
Shut up fag.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:07
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Enigmatik
Joined: Apr 20, 2003


How the hell can anyone let their kid live like that? Whatever happened to natural selection?

Apr 08, 2004: 00:09
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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003


Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

quote:
lizardpuppy came out of the closet to say:
I just couldn't help myself.

One way ticket to hell, please.


AAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaahhahaa
quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:
How the hell can anyone let their kid live like that? Whatever happened to natural selection?

I think it's on release 3 (Steam-only now, though).

Apr 08, 2004: 00:11
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bigpeeler
Joined: Mar 11, 2002

55555 55555 55555 55555 5555

quote:
KaosFactor came out of the closet to say:
And when they pulled her corpse from the flaming wreckage it...looked...just...like...this...


Righteous, man.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:14
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ZeeBoi
Joined: Jan 17, 2001


HAHA I HAVE NO HEAD. HAHA ARGH

See you at tha pahtee, richta!

Apr 08, 2004: 00:16
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Brick Toughneck
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


Savagely protecting the rights of the innocent.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



EDIT:

Brick Toughneck fucked around with this message at Apr 08, 2004 around 00:23

Apr 08, 2004: 00:20
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ryano
Joined: Jan 21, 2004

stfu

Here's the whole series <3













































The original news story that went with these photos seems to have been deleted. Someone might wanna mirror these images before they disappear as well.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:28
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TheChaplain
Joined: Apr 22, 2002


God is just the start of your problems, neh?

I opened the thread in a new window and dropped it out of focus. Casually closing windows suddenly I was being stared at. This is the first time ever that the internet has made me jump in my seat. Yeesh.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:32
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dumbass king
Joined: Jul 25, 2002

I can now make a joke, but I'm still not funny.

quote:
Donkey Lips came out of the closet to say:
there is no god.
It's a test. I'll bet that girl has the soul of a saint.

Am I a bad person if I say I would never raise a child like that? Doc McNinja will look at me over the sheets of paper displaying the amniotic tests and I'll be all:
code:
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dumbass king fucked around with this message at Apr 08, 2004 around 00:44

Apr 08, 2004: 00:36
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Typhaeon
Joined: Mar 23, 2003


That photo set is depressing as hell.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:36
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Richman777
Joined: Jan 20, 2004


Porn God

It is depressing.

Ok, for the love of god, why does she have POINTED FINGERNAILS. On top of all that, could she not get a manicure?

There is so much to say to the pictures....the baby one and the kermit one.....wow.....I will keep my mouth closed in fear of hell.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:38
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thunderspanks
Joined: Nov 04, 2003


I'm gonna cut you up so bad... you...you... you gonna wish I no cut you up so bad!

quote:
ryano came out of the closet to say:
Here's the whole series <3








The original news story that went with these photos seems to have been deleted. Someone might wanna mirror these images before they disappear as well.



Jesus H Christ. If that's not a face of pure, unadulterated pain, I don't know what is.

Looking at these kills me a little on the inside.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:39
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ironlion
Joined: May 26, 2003


After looking at that series of pictures I got a flashback of those stupid WAAZZZZUUUP!!!! Budweiser commercials.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:40
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adorableZombie
Joined: Nov 23, 2003

why? because i use chambraigne.

quote:
ryano came out of the closet to say:





The look on the dog's face....

Apr 08, 2004: 00:40
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rndm
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


Everything will work itself out. Trust me.

That fucking sucks.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:42
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YourCreation
Joined: Jan 03, 2004


Billions!









Apr 08, 2004: 00:43
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Sarcasmo
Joined: Dec 01, 2003


Il faut imaginer Sisyphus heureux.

quote:
adorableZombie came out of the closet to say:

The look on the dog's face....



I was so sad and depressed and feeling like shit because of the photo series and then you point this out and I laughed so hard that I wanted to kill myself.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:43
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TheCatalyst
Joined: Nov 18, 2003


Helping bring armageddon just a little bit faster.

quote:
thunderspanks came out of the closet to say:


Jesus H Christ. If that's not a face of pure, unadulterated pain, I don't know what is.

Looking at these kills me a little on the inside.



I'm pretty sure she was either laughing or expressing happiness.

Apr 08, 2004: 00:43
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Crotchbat
Joined: Aug 11, 2003


Flied Lice?

Ahhh, the blonde woman in the first photo. Wasn't she George Costanza's wife for a while on Seinfeld?

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Darkmage
Joined: Mar 03, 2004

Resident Noob

errr
I feel sorry for her.
But thats scary as hell o_O
Id hate to have a sibling like that... i dont know what id do

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rndm
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


Everything will work itself out. Trust me.

quote:
YourCreation came out of the closet to say:
going to hell images


I will be riding shotgun with you to hell sir, HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

How old is this girl?

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neutron
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The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

quote:
Blinders came out of the closet to say:
Totally unaffected in any way.

I wonder who kisses her goodnight?



satan

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guitartanic
Joined: May 23, 2003


Well, others beat me to note the likenesses, but I have to say she looks like a transporter accident melded Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinison.

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Congobongo
Joined: Feb 05, 2004

i break for dinosaurs

quote:
Donkey Lips came out of the closet to say:


my first emotion was shock, then horror, then confusion, then horror again, and then ultimately anger. a firey unextinguishable anger at this horrible, horrible world.




No, God just has a funny sense of humor

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cuppycup
Joined: Feb 15, 2004


I mostly come out at night... mostly...

I'd hit it  with a sackful of doorknobs 

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tubbeh
Joined: Jun 06, 2003

boing boing boing

Who's that rather hot girl who appears in two of the pictures that noone seems to have noticed yet?

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Karl-The-Commie
Joined: Feb 08, 2004

Pseudo-intellectual pretentious cunt

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:
How the hell can anyone let their kid live like that? Whatever happened to natural selection?


You can thank the advance of medical sciences in the 20th century, as these have been the biggest possible impedement to natural selection. There are many people alive today that should not be allowed to pass their gense on, but will be able to, due to our preoccupation with saving the weak from the horrors of reality.

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TheCatalyst
Joined: Nov 18, 2003


Helping bring armageddon just a little bit faster.

quote:
tubbeh came out of the closet to say:
Who's that rather hot girl who appears in two of the pictures that noone seems to have noticed yet?


The baby is a boy. Sorry. I'd still hit it, though.

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dumbass king
Joined: Jul 25, 2002

I can now make a joke, but I'm still not funny.

quote:
tubbeh came out of the closet to say:
Who's that rather hot girl who appears in two of the pictures that noone seems to have noticed yet?
Yeh, she's cute. We were all thinking it, but nobody wanted to hop in the pedo driver's seat.

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notforclimbing
Joined: Mar 09, 2004


Lifelong Fan

quote:
ryano came out of the closet to say:




It's not easy being a princess? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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neutron
Joined: Feb 18, 2003


The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

.

neutron decided to show you this image:

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ToasterThief
Joined: Jun 01, 2001

I eat carrots.

But God is love and wouldn't allow someone to suffer like that, because it would be cruel.



Oh right.

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neutron
Joined: Feb 18, 2003


The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

quote:
dumbass king came out of the closet to say:
Yeh, she's cute. We were all thinking it, but nobody wanted to hop in the pedo driver's seat.


drivers seat of the white windowless van?

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redscare
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if that was me i would kill myself

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RFC 1459
Joined: Nov 02, 2002


this picture is like the opposite of calm.jpg

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Enigmatik
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quote:
Karl-The-Commie came out of the closet to say:


You can thank the advance of medical sciences in the 20th century, as these have been the biggest possible impedement to natural selection. There are many people alive today that should not be allowed to pass their gense on, but will be able to, due to our preoccupation with saving the weak from the horrors of reality.



I agree. It is a quite recent phenomenon in the history of this species, I might add, as we delude ourselves with idiotic fantasies about how "special" and "unique" such defects are and thus they must be preserved and shielded from the essential realities of nature which dictate that those who cannot survive without artificial intervention - shouldn't. Up until very recently in human history they never would have.

It is having a very dysgenic effect.

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TheCatalyst
Joined: Nov 18, 2003


Helping bring armageddon just a little bit faster.

quote:
neutron came out of the closet to say:


drivers seat of the white windowless van?



FIXED:

TheCatalyst fucked around with this message at Apr 08, 2004 around 01:14

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saig
Joined: Mar 08, 2003


this about sums it up

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Vintersorg
Joined: Mar 02, 2004



I couldn't stop laughing throughout reading this whole thread.

First class trip to hell? Check.

Apr 08, 2004: 01:13
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Senor Quack
Joined: May 12, 2001

I got this title from falling through a radioactive cloud

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


I agree. It is a quite recent phenomenon in the history of this species, I might add, as we delude ourselves with idiotic fantasies about how "special" and "unique" such defects are and thus they must be preserved and shielded from the essential realities of nature which dictate that those who cannot survive without artificial intervention - shouldn't. Up until very recently in human history they never would have.

It is having a very dysgenic effect.



NEWS FLASH: we've evolved past evolution. Natural selection is forever gone and won't come back thanks to technology. Unfortunately, we may never be able to artifically generate you a soul. My condolences.

Apr 08, 2004: 01:14
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saig
Joined: Mar 08, 2003


k one more. going to hell for the joke instead

Apr 08, 2004: 01:29
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Griz
Joined: May 21, 2001



quote:
rndm came out of the closet to say:
How old is this girl?


School ID says Grade 10, so at least 16.

Apr 08, 2004: 01:31
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Yaos
Joined: Feb 21, 2003


quote:
dumbass king came out of the closet to say:
Yeh, she's cute. We were all thinking it, but nobody wanted to hop in the pedo driver's seat.

You can pretend she is 16 or 18 depending on where you live then it's okay.

Apr 08, 2004: 01:35
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Enigmatik
Joined: Apr 20, 2003


quote:
Senor Quack came out of the closet to say:


NEWS FLASH: we've evolved past evolution. Natural selection is forever gone and won't come back thanks to technology. Unfortunately, we may never be able to artifically generate you a soul. My condolences.



Absolutely, patently false. Natural forces are still exerted upon this species and all we can do is try to distance ourself from them.

We don't like to admit the realities of life which are completely necessary yet viewed as "harsh" by the weak themselves. We don't like to admit that the resources of this world are finite, and the more people there are on this planet, the more tightly we are squeezed. Technology has its positive applications but when it is used as a buffer between nature's design it becomes harmful.

The evolutionary forces that cause the advancement of a species are those very same forces that would have prevented such a hopelessly defective human being as the one that is the subject of this thread from having to have been born.

Apr 08, 2004: 01:38
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Senor Quack
Joined: May 12, 2001

I got this title from falling through a radioactive cloud

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:



The evolutionary forces that cause the advancement of a species are those very same forces that would have prevented such a hopelessly defective human being as the one that is the subject of this thread from having to have been born.



That's true, and hopefully technology will be able to accurately tell which children will be born like this and fix it. Until then.. What can you do? Please don't say what I think you'll say.

Apr 08, 2004: 01:43
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Enigmatik
Joined: Apr 20, 2003


quote:
Senor Quack came out of the closet to say:


That's true, and hopefully technology will be able to accurately tell which children will be born like this and fix it. Until then.. What can you do? Please don't say what I think you'll say.



Technology should be used in order to improve humanity, having a eugenic effect on our species as a whole. "Until then", nature should be allowed to take its course and those who would otherwise perish naturally should be allowed to and be spared a life of pain and deceit where they are fed lies about how "special" they are on a regular basis.

Call it cruel, frankly I don't give a shit.

Apr 08, 2004: 01:46
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Life is Eat and Die
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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


We can rebuild him. but I don't wanna spend alot of money.

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Technology should be used in order to improve humanity, having a eugenic effect on our species as a whole. "Until then", nature should be allowed to take its course and those who would otherwise perish naturally should be allowed to and be spared a life of pain and deceit where they are fed lies about how "special" they are on a regular basis.

Call it cruel, frankly I don't give a shit.



Please shut up.

To say that any life is a life of "Pain and Deceit" having never known or experienced it is a pretty fucking one-sided view of the situation.

It's people like you that drove the eugenics movement.


OH YES, I WENT THERE!!!!

Apr 08, 2004: 01:51
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Senor Quack
Joined: May 12, 2001

I got this title from falling through a radioactive cloud

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Technology should be used in order to improve humanity, having a eugenic effect on our species as a whole. "Until then", nature should be allowed to take its course and those who would otherwise perish naturally should be allowed to and be spared a life of pain and deceit where they are fed lies about how "special" they are on a regular basis.

Call it cruel, frankly I don't give a shit.



I don't think your opinion is cruel, in fact I think you're kind-hearted. Personally, I think it would be a good policy to spare those born a life what will surely be chronic, moderate-to-intense physical pain (i.e. abortion). Those that we know from experience will not experience physical pain be allowed to live. Humans have a spectacular ability to rise above these sorts of things. If they feel it's too much to bear later on, they may take their own lives. I'm sure God will have mercy on their soul, in the latter case, and our soul in the former case.

What do you think? (edit: not trying to get into a religious debate...)

Apr 08, 2004: 01:51
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Congobongo
Joined: Feb 05, 2004

i break for dinosaurs

i so rated this thread a 5

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vegit0r
Joined: Apr 24, 2003

Not the witty King

god they need to stop taking pictures

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einTier
Joined: Sep 25, 2003


I am the one they call when things go wrong

Man, I couldn't stop laughing, from the first picture to "grab a Snickers".

Hell? Yeah, I got my handbasket ticket right here.

Apr 08, 2004: 01:55
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BattleMaster
Joined: Aug 14, 2000

Forum Veteran

quote:
Senor Quack came out of the closet to say:
(edit: not trying to get into a religious debate...)


Sure looks like it, from the way you keep dropping "God" and "soul."

Apr 08, 2004: 01:56
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Senor Quack
Joined: May 12, 2001

I got this title from falling through a radioactive cloud

quote:
BattleMaster came out of the closet to say:


Sure looks like it, from the way you keep dropping "God" and "soul."



Well, it's a moral debate. Should we as humans do this or do that. It seemed like the best choice of words in that context.

Apr 08, 2004: 01:57
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BattleMaster
Joined: Aug 14, 2000

Forum Veteran

quote:
Senor Quack came out of the closet to say:


Well, it's a moral debate. Should we as humans do this or do that. It seemed like the best choice of words in that context.



You don't use those words in a moral debate.

Apr 08, 2004: 01:59
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Stepping_Razor
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quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:
Technology should be used in order to improve humanity, having a eugenic effect on our species as a whole. "Until then", nature should be allowed to take its course and those who would otherwise perish naturally should be allowed to and be spared a life of pain and deceit where they are fed lies about how "special" they are on a regular basis.

Call it cruel, frankly I don't give a shit.

Good. Because I am experiencing a rather natural emotion to beat you sensless with a baseball bat.

Enjoy eugenics!

Apr 08, 2004: 02:01
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Enigmatik
Joined: Apr 20, 2003


quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:


Please shut up.

To say that any life is a life of "Pain and Deceit" having never known or experienced it is a pretty fucking one-sided view of the situation.

It's people like you that drove the eugenics movement.


OH YES, I WENT THERE!!!!



Please. I would have to experience the reality of being bullshitted about how "unique" I am if I was born a cripple that could never serve any abstract societal function in order to critique it? Right. Try again.

Enigmatik fucked around with this message at Apr 08, 2004 around 02:06

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IndyPunkOne
Joined: Aug 04, 2002


Got a tattooed tit, say Number 13.

IndyPunkOne decided to show you this image:

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Enigmatik
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quote:
Senor Quack came out of the closet to say:


I don't think your opinion is cruel, in fact I think you're kind-hearted. Personally, I think it would be a good policy to spare those born a life what will surely be chronic, moderate-to-intense physical pain (i.e. abortion). Those that we know from experience will not experience physical pain be allowed to live. Humans have a spectacular ability to rise above these sorts of things. If they feel it's too much to bear later on, they may take their own lives. I'm sure God will have mercy on their soul, in the latter case, and our soul in the former case.

What do you think? (edit: not trying to get into a religious debate...)



I am an atheistic.

What do I think? If technology is ever able to actually totally rectify it then so be it. But at this point in time, nature's design has yet to ever be actually improved upon. It is the basis, the framework which all species follow which ensures its survival, propagation, and advancement at a base level. When technology can get all those bases covered then I will be all for it.

But, that time is quite distant. We shouldn't indulge in fantasies and we shouldn't fool ourselves into trying to justify our own pitiful pandering about how "special" and "unique" every human life is. It really isn't.

Enigmatik fucked around with this message at Apr 08, 2004 around 02:08

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Enigmatik
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quote:
Stepping_Razor came out of the closet to say:
Good. Because I am experiencing a rather natural emotion to beat you sensless with a baseball bat.

Enjoy eugenics!



Wow, because, you just so totally validated your beliefs to the contrary! Hollow internet threats on behalf of hollow people are COOL!

Enjoy your life!

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Stepping_Razor
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quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:
Wow, because, you just so totally validated your beliefs to the contrary! Hollow internet threats on behalf of hollow people are COOL!

Enjoy your life!

As he said, as long as it compliments nature. I'm just stating the beliefs that came to me naturally. It's not like I wished death upon a person (like him).

And my life has been very enjoyable so far. Thank you.

Apr 08, 2004: 02:11
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MODERNARTillery
Joined: Nov 10, 2003


im probably beaten by a longshot, but thanks for the new background

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Shitty_McShit
Joined: Jun 16, 2003


Well, I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.



I'm so sorry

Apr 08, 2004: 02:13
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Enigmatik
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quote:
Stepping_Razor came out of the closet to say:
As he said, as long as it compliments nature. I'm just stating the beliefs that came to me naturally. It's not like I wished death upon a person (like him).

And my life has been very enjoyable so far. Thank you.



Just like I said. As long as technology is used to serve the ends of the base survival, propagation and advancement of the human species. Could you explain exactly how keeping someone like the subject of this thread alive fits any of those three criteria?

Apr 08, 2004: 02:16
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slagmatic
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quote:
Stepping_Razor came out of the closet to say:
Good. Because I am experiencing a rather natural emotion to beat you sensless with a baseball bat.

Enjoy eugenics!





I think Stepping_Razor's point is that compassion (and hostillity twoards attituides like Enigmatik's) is a natural quality in humans. You know, one of those things that makes our existence special and unique.

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notforclimbing
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Lifelong Fan

quote:
Shitty_McShit came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3062/intertard.jpg[img]

I'm so sorry


That's hilarious

Apr 08, 2004: 02:18
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Enigmatik
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quote:
slagmatic came out of the closet to say:




I think Stepping_Razor's point is that compassion (and hostillity twoards attituides like Enigmatik's) is a natural quality in humans. You know, one of those things that makes our existence special and unique.



The existence of natural forces that form the basis of the existence and evolutionary advancement of our species, before Darwin, was simply accepted as an inevitable reality. Darwin put it in more rational terms.

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Capn Jobe
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Hero Extraordinaire

My question to the pseud-eugenics people in the thread : Where do you draw the line between "Let's help him/her live" and "Let it die, dammit!"?

If you don't draw the line, you can't let someone put antiseptic on a cut. WOOPS GUESS THEY HURT THEMSELVES AND AREN'T FIT TO SURVIVE, LET THEM DIE.

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TheCatalyst
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Helping bring armageddon just a little bit faster.

quote:
IndyPunkOne came out of the closet to say:



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iuvian
Joined: Dec 26, 2003

darwin'd

I do belive its time to buy Enigmatik a custom title.

Apr 08, 2004: 02:21
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Enigmatik
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quote:
Capn Jobe came out of the closet to say:
My question to the pseud-eugenics people in the thread : Where do you draw the line between "Let's help him/her live" and "Let it die, dammit!"?

If you don't draw the line, you can't let someone put antiseptic on a cut. WOOPS GUESS THEY HURT THEMSELVES AND AREN'T FIT TO SURVIVE, LET THEM DIE.



Read over everyone's posts slowly, and at a pace where you can more easily understand the subject matter.

Technology as an agent of progress and exploiting its helpful uses are perfectly fine.

Apr 08, 2004: 02:22
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Capn Jobe
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Hero Extraordinaire

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


I agree. It is a quite recent phenomenon in the history of this species, I might add, as we delude ourselves with idiotic fantasies about how "special" and "unique" such defects are and thus they must be preserved and shielded from the essential realities of nature which dictate that those who cannot survive without artificial intervention - shouldn't. Up until very recently in human history they never would have.

It is having a very dysgenic effect.



How are you not saying what I implied above?

My roommate was born prematurely, and wouldn't be alive if it weren't for modern medicine. So you're saying that since artificial intervention was required for him to survive, he should be dead?

Apr 08, 2004: 02:23
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Enigmatik
Joined: Apr 20, 2003


quote:
iuvian came out of the closet to say:
I do belive its time to buy Enigmatik a custom title.


Because that would so totally validate your existence.

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Senor Quack
Joined: May 12, 2001

I got this title from falling through a radioactive cloud

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


The existence of natural forces that form the basis of the existence and evolutionary advancement of our species, before Darwin, was simply accepted as an inevitable reality. Darwin put it in more rational terms.



Look, man, I'll break it down for you..

That girl is special because there'll never be another like her.

You're special because there'll never be another like you.

Humans are special because they're individuals.

You're both very special and so am I.

Apr 08, 2004: 02:23
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Enigmatik
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quote:
Capn Jobe came out of the closet to say:


How are you not saying what I implied above?



I said I agreed and expounded on the subject a bit more.

Apr 08, 2004: 02:24
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Enigmatik
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quote:
Senor Quack came out of the closet to say:


Look, man, I'll break it down for you..

That girl is special because there'll never be another like her.

You're special because there'll never be another like you.

Humans are special because they're individuals.

You're both very special and so am I.



Hahaha, okay. Thanks for clearing that up.

Apr 08, 2004: 02:24
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BattleMaster
Joined: Aug 14, 2000

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quote:
Senor Quack came out of the closet to say:


Look, man, I'll break it down for you..

That girl is special because there'll never be another like her.

You're special because there'll never be another like you.

Humans are special because they're individuals.

You're both very special and so am I.



Yeah, you keep deluding yourself.

Apr 08, 2004: 02:24
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Senor Quack
Joined: May 12, 2001

I got this title from falling through a radioactive cloud

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Hahaha, okay. Thanks for clearing that up.



I wish I'd understood what I said 3-4 years ago. I used to make the same arguments as you, down to the letter. I can tell you are intelligent and I'm sure you're going to come around. :-)

Apr 08, 2004: 02:29
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Enigmatik
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quote:
Senor Quack came out of the closet to say:


I wish I'd understood what I said 3-4 years ago. I used to make the same arguments as you, down to the letter. I can tell you are intelligent and I'm sure you're going to come around. :-)



I'm going to come around? As in, I am going to deny the inescapable reality of the fact that we owe our existence to the same natural forces which short-sighted people who fail to grasp their significance label as "cruel"?

I don't see that happening any time soon, sorry.

Apr 08, 2004: 02:34
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appz
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breakfast of true warriors of death

quote:
ToasterThief came out of the closet to say:
But God is love and wouldn't allow someone to suffer like that, because it would be cruel.



Oh right.



Do you ever not trash Christianity? Cripes, give it a rest, you make it sound like the baby Jesus stabbed your family to death or something.

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I felt like a ninja, and my Kung-Fu was strong.

quote:
FunkyBunny came out of the closet to say:
She's funny because she's different.


Laugh at the freaks. That's why they're there.

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IRQ
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I'm extremely receptive to any opinion you have regarding music. Especially when I'm not being pounded in the ass.

What really frightens me is that the parents of that thing had 2 more children.

Apr 08, 2004: 02:48
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Senor Quack
Joined: May 12, 2001

I got this title from falling through a radioactive cloud

quote:
IRQ came out of the closet to say:
What really frightens me is that the parents of that thing had 2 more children.


Damn, ain't that the truth!

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quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:
Just like I said. As long as technology is used to serve the ends of the base survival, propagation and advancement of the human species. Could you explain exactly how keeping someone like the subject of this thread alive fits any of those three criteria?
Yet you are suggesting that we retract techonology and let people die (nix: technology; and nix: probagation).

And how do you know that these people do not harness or possess important factors that will extend the existence of the human race? (nix: advancement).

Perhaps more understanding of unexplainable and utterably debillitating illnesses will lead to a longer life span for the whole species? But you would rather they just die?

Explain yourself sir.

Stepping_Razor fucked around with this message at Apr 08, 2004 around 03:02

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Fooge
Joined: Sep 25, 2003

I'm not so bad once you get to know me.

I can't believe that no one beat me to a gargoyle joke. Without further ado:



Yeah, I know the head color is a little off.

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I <3 thetechnoloser because he was cool enough to spot me :10bux: AND be my e-daddy.



It looks like its eye wants to pop right out.. oh shi..

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IRQ
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I'm extremely receptive to any opinion you have regarding music. Especially when I'm not being pounded in the ass.

quote:
EvilMagicPirate came out of the closet to say:


It looks like its eye wants to pop right out.. oh shi..



Oh I'm just going straight to hell.

Apr 08, 2004: 03:31
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quote:
Stepping_Razor came out of the closet to say:
Yet you are suggesting that we retract techonology and let people die (nix: technology; and nix: probagation).


Let people who are born defective who would perish naturally. This has been the case throughout human history, and we propagated just fine. Also, once again, someone makes the assumption that I would totally retract technology. This is not the case. Quite the opposite, in fact.

quote:
And how do you know that these people do not harness or possess important factors that will extend the existence of the human race? (nix: advancement).


To which "important factors" are you referring?

quote:
Perhaps more understanding of unexplainable and utterably debillitating illnesses will lead to a longer life span for the whole species? But you would rather they just die?


Which can be attained through the use of progressive technology. Being born innately defective is not an "illness" or an "affliction". It cannot be circumvented, and thus you are attacking a strawman on the basis that I would be against trying to find a resolution for disease, which is simply not the case.

quote:
Explain yourself sir.


Okay: Nature's design works. Man has yet to do better.

Will address subsequent replies tomorrow.

Apr 08, 2004: 03:34
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meep meep



HA!

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ceci n'est pas une grenouille

quote:
EvilMagicPirate came out of the closet to say:


It looks like its eye wants to pop right out.. oh shi..



WOW JUST WOW

Apr 08, 2004: 04:03
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I <3 thetechnoloser because he was cool enough to spot me :10bux: AND be my e-daddy.


Woo! Look at her go!

Apr 08, 2004: 04:11
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Stealth Ninja
Joined: Sep 11, 2003


I think you are underestimating the stealthiness

New custom title for thread starter.

Apr 08, 2004: 04:14
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pennywisdom
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πιάνω το στιγμή

Wow. These pictures are making my night.
THANK YOU SA.
*subcribes*
*votes 5*

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Stuntcock
Joined: Oct 15, 2000


Oh, that froggy punch rocks.

In related news, I saw an old man with shriveled legs, his jittery hand driving the joystick on his Wal-Mart rover, right?

His t-shirt : "God is in Control."

You just never have a fucking camera when that happens, do you?

Apr 08, 2004: 04:16
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quote:
Wendell came out of the closet to say:
That's...indescribable..


FIXRD.. and also: WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?! is it a delphic test upon the forums, if not, what IS this THING!??!

Apr 08, 2004: 04:17
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Tairngire
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Yamatetsu Who?

quote:
Senor Quack came out of the closet to say:


I wish I'd understood what I said 3-4 years ago. I used to make the same arguments as you, down to the letter. I can tell you are intelligent and I'm sure you're going to come around. :-)



Hey, way to be a condescending asshole, asshole.

Edit: you kind of remind me of those fat bitch women with 4 kids who, when presented with women who never had kids, say "I'm sure she'll see things our way soon enough."

Apr 08, 2004: 04:20
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Stuntcock
Joined: Oct 15, 2000


quote:
dumbass king came out of the closet to say:
It's a test. I'll bet that girl has the soul of a saint.
Fuck you God, in your infinite wisdom, I'll take the zero.

 like if she had a choice, she'd still look like that 

Apr 08, 2004: 04:21
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Tea-san
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Glowy dog vision

Apr 08, 2004: 04:26
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L33t_Kefka
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Her eyes are going to fall out any minute guys!!

EFB, by a LONG shot

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Stepping_Razor
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quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:
Let people who are born defective who would perish naturally. This has been the case throughout human history, and we propagated just fine. Also, once again, someone makes the assumption that I would totally retract technology. This is not the case. Quite the opposite, in fact.
Born defective by your standards.

I have a friend whose twin walks fully upright, but she has a "defection" that makes live with MS. Yet she oversees a vast information system. She makes sure that 3,500 people get paid every other week and that 62,000 people are able to pay their tuition, go to to school, etc. She is one of the top people in the country in her field.

She has dated all of three months of her entire life while at the age of around 50, her twin is maried with children.

She wouldn't have lived this long without medical technology, could die any day, and has adopted this reality into her everyday life.

So let's just let her die?

We are all damaged people. You are REALLY FUCKING DAMAGED is all I can say. As much as just want to say say, "FUCK YOU!", I won't. Open up your eyes motherfucker. You are really fucking damaged to think that these people cannot make a contribution to these more positive prospects of the human species. Also, to think that I and everyone else that has come into contact with her has not become a better human being is foolish.

In conclusion: Enigmatick says "Kill Stephen Hawking".
Physical/genetic weakness = Universal weakness. WTF ever... idiot.

Apr 08, 2004: 04:34
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DarkMemoriesX
Joined: Nov 16, 2000


meh, the girl who was hit by a drunk driver who now looks like something out of Dawn of the Dead is worse. I cant remeber her website though

Apr 08, 2004: 04:37
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MsLovely
Joined: Mar 26, 2003

I'm only here for the kittens

quote:
Stepping_Razor came out of the closet to say:
Born defective by your standards.

I have a friend whose twin walks fully upright, but she has a "defection" that makes live with MS. Yet she oversees a vast information system. She makes sure that 3,500 people get paid every other week and that 62,000 people are able to pay their tuition, go to to school, etc. She is one of the top people in the country in her field.

She has dated all of three months of her entire life while at the age of around 50, her twin is maried with children.

She wouldn't have lived this long without medical technology, could die any day, and has adopted this reality into her everyday life.

So let's just let her die?

We are all damaged people. You are REALLY FUCKING DAMAGED is all I can say. As much as just want to say say, "FUCK YOU!", I won't. Open up your eyes motherfucker. You are really fucking damaged to think that these people cannot make a contribution to these more positive prospects of the human species. Also, to think that I and everyone else that has come into contact with her has not become a better human being is foolish.

In conclusion: Enigmatick says "Kill Stephen Hawking".
Physical/genetic weakness = Universal weakness. WTF ever... idiot.




Apr 08, 2004: 04:38
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Hank Scorpio
Joined: Sep 09, 2001


It's World War 3, come join me.

I'm surprised by how much I find myself in agreement with Enigmatik's approach.

Of course, that might have something to do with him actually trying to be rational, whereas the best his detractors have been able to come up with are fifty different kinds of ad hominem attacks.

Apr 08, 2004: 04:42
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But the concept of Darwinism does work here, she won't reproduce and pass on her genes. That doesn't mean she can't have a high quality of life and enrich those around her. Dying at birth vs having a full life doesn't effect the gene pool only reproduction does. Natural seclection is safe in this instance.

My nephews were 7 weeks early and one definetely and most likely both would not have lived without medical care. They are perfectly normal now and will lead happy healthy lives. Hopefully they will even reproduce but I don't see that weakening the gene pool, just giving it more diversity.

Natural seclection makes people unable to reproduce. Those mutations get weeded out. I have a friend who recently passed away without having any children. He had severe diabeties, he was blind by the time we graduated from high school. He was kept alive by modern technology and led a wonderful fufilling life. He did not pass on his disease to another generation but he touched and enriched many lives.

I do feel for this girl but I'm sure she is happy. She teaches those around her compassion and sacrifice. Yah we're all most likely going to hell over the macros (which I laughed at also) but I think saying she is an argument for not keeping deformed children alive is asanine.

Apr 08, 2004: 04:42
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CSZero
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COUNTERSTRIKE MASTER

It's too hard to draw a line to argue for Eugenics.

I was a C-section baby. Should I not have been allowed to live and kill my mother in the process? Now, personally, my family medical history is rife with heart disease, alzheimers, cancer, autoimmune diseases, chronic depression, the whole nine yards. I'd love to see a study that connects C-section to anything else. I also have O- blood, I swear I'm very mildly autistic, and am left-handed. At 20 years old, very, very single and have been forever. Yet, I do well enough in school and am a good enough person that I think I can argue that I'm not a waste to society and should live.

As for others, what about the fact that some incredibly high amount of people can't function in modern society without glasses? Depression is hereditary largely, but again, I think that like glasses, the problem has largely manifested itself because of the pressures of the same society that has found a cure for these problems.

What is pain? Where's the line? Who decides? Most serious genetic diseases, like the one this girl has, are either so serious modern medicine can't prevent them from being fatal, or the person is so hideous, they'll never reproduce. I think that it's blown out of proportion how dangerous allowing certain people to live really is.

Apr 08, 2004: 04:46
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So much fun it should be illegal, like copyright infringement!

My preciousss

Apr 08, 2004: 04:49
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Epicutioner
Joined: Jun 04, 2003

I AM
GAY

This thread makes me sad.




















But the pictures make me happy.

Apr 08, 2004: 04:49
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Diggums
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quote:
Stepping_Razor came out of the closet to say:


In conclusion: Enigmatick says "Kill Stephen Hawking".
Physical/genetic weakness = Universal weakness. WTF ever... idiot.



Cant agree more. The ability to prevent death and extend life for everyone is rad.

Plus we get image macros that make me laugh my ass off and feel like a horrible person at the same time.

Apr 08, 2004: 04:51
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Enigmatik
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quote:
Stepping_Razor came out of the closet to say:
Born defective by your standards.

I have a friend whose twin walks fully upright, but she has a "defection" that makes live with MS. Yet she oversees a vast information system. She makes sure that 3,500 people get paid every other week and that 62,000 people are able to pay their tuition, go to to school, etc. She is one of the top people in the country in her field.

She has dated all of three months of her entire life while at the age of around 50, her twin is maried with children.

She wouldn't have lived this long without medical technology, could die any day, and has adopted this reality into her everyday life.

So let's just let her die?

We are all damaged people. You are REALLY FUCKING DAMAGED is all I can say. As much as just want to say say, "FUCK YOU!", I won't. Open up your eyes motherfucker. You are really fucking damaged to think that these people cannot make a contribution to these more positive prospects of the human species. Also, to think that I and everyone else that has come into contact with her has not become a better human being is foolish.

In conclusion: Enigmatick says "Kill Stephen Hawking".
Physical/genetic weakness = Universal weakness. WTF ever... idiot.



Wow, congratualations for being able to name a rare exception to the rule.

Stephen Hawking's affliction was gradual, not immediately inherent from birth. There is an ethical difference in simply sterilizing those who are already alive and those who wouldn't make it much longer without other intervention. You can presume some kind of imaginary moralistic high ground if you choose, like I said, I don't really care.

Do not put words in my mouth. Your jumping to conclusions, once again, only indicts yourself. Your friend is indeed a rare exception to the rule but she still loses at the evolution game, because, alas, she will not reproduce. I know you've taken it upon yourself to assume you are somehow morally superior and that I'm an "idiot" for expressing basic Darwinistic principle; but that is what I mean. She won't be able to produce future generations of data clerks or whatever her job entails.

quote:
Stepping_Razor came out of the closet to say:
I'm surprised by how much I find myself in agreement with Enigmatik's approach.

Of course, that might have something to do with him actually trying to be rational, whereas the best his detractors have been able to come up with are fifty different kinds of ad hominem attacks.



Who knows, that might have something to do with it.

"Humanity rules! If you disagree I'll kill you!"

Pathetic.

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Ghost Farm
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Taffy is Delicious

quote:
smackdab came out of the closet to say:
Someone will love her.

low carb


this guy will
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/cubensis/images/10-29-Beauty-and-the-beast.jpg

Apr 08, 2004: 04:57
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Epicutioner
Joined: Jun 04, 2003

I AM
GAY

Whoa it's Wilbur Cobb!

Apr 08, 2004: 04:58
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Enigmatik
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quote:
Bunnita came out of the closet to say:
But the concept of Darwinism does work here, she won't reproduce and pass on her genes. That doesn't mean she can't have a high quality of life and enrich those around her. Dying at birth vs having a full life doesn't effect the gene pool only reproduction does. Natural seclection is safe in this instance.




Agreed.

Throughout our evolution, the weak and diseased died young and didn't pass on their genes.

Now, because of modern medicine, people with numerous genetic diseases live long enough to reproduce and transmit defective genes to their children. (Examples: cystic fibrosis, hemophilia, diabetes, pyloric stenosis, various heart defects, thalassemia, phenylketonuria, and sickle cell anemia.)

The incidence of many of these disorders is doubling or tripling each generation. No one would deny sufferers treatment, but it's important to realize that, as a result of it, our genetic potential for robust good health is declining. Life-long care will require ever-increasing expenditures. Furthermore, while sufferers are grateful for medical advances, most would nevertheless be quick to point out that the quality of their lives would be far better if they'd never inherited a disease in the first place.

The negatives far outweigh any possible isolated positives.

Apr 08, 2004: 04:59
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Invicta{HOG}, M.D.
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Looks like Apert's syndrome. There's a whole host of craniosynostosis disorders - Crouzons, Aperts, etc. No big deal, not uncommon. Some of you people need to grow up.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:00
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Ghost Farm
Joined: Nov 09, 2003

Taffy is Delicious

quote:
Invicta{HOG}, M.D. came out of the closet to say:
Looks like Apert's syndrome. There's a whole host of craniosynostosis disorders - Crouzons, Aperts, etc. No big deal, not uncommon. Some of you people need to grow up.

So if one of them passed out on the floor, and you had to give them CPR, would you?

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CSZero
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COUNTERSTRIKE MASTER

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Stephen Hawking's affliction was gradual, not immediately inherent from birth. There is an ethical difference in simply sterilizing those who are already alive and those who wouldn't make it much longer without other intervention. You can presume some kind of imaginary moralistic high ground if you choose, like I said, I don't really care.



So...what exactly are you trying to say? If one comes down with a disease later in life that is still genetic, there's a great chance they'll pass it on before it gets caught and they're killed or sterilized. Why don't we just do a full gene mapping at birth, and make it a public record if we deem them worthy of life?

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MsLovely
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I'm only here for the kittens

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Stephen Hawking's affliction was gradual, not immediately inherent from birth. There is an ethical difference in simply sterilizing those who are already alive and those who wouldn't make it much longer without other intervention. You can presume some kind of imaginary moralistic high ground if you choose, like I said, I don't really care.




Hawking had kids after he knew he had motor neurone disease and the effects had started, should he not have bred then ? Did he not have the right ? Should he not have risked passing on obviously ' defective ' genes ?

I really fucking hope you never have to deal with the reality of the issues you are talking about in your own future or in the future of any child you may have.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:07
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Enigmatik
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quote:
CSZero came out of the closet to say:


So...what exactly are you trying to say? If one comes down with a disease later in life that is still genetic, there's a great chance they'll pass it on before it gets caught and they're killed or sterilized. Why don't we just do a full gene mapping at birth, and make it a public record if we deem them worthy of life?



Simply that there is something of an ethical line to be drawn between those already alive. Eventually those genes afflicted in the case of Lou Gehrig's disease would be almost neutralized because their chances of post-affliction reproduction are tangible but minimal.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:08
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KarmaEnforcer
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quote:
redscare came out of the closet to say:
if that was me i would kill myself


And how would you do that WITH NO GODDAMNED ELBOWS! HAHAHAHHAAHAHA

That right there is all the proof I need that god has a wicked sense of humor and enjoys creating suffering.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:12
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Enigmatik
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quote:
MsLovely came out of the closet to say:


Hawking had kids after he knew he had motor neurone disease and the effects had started, should he not have bred then ? Did he not have the right ? Should he not have risked passing on obviously ' defective ' genes ?



He ultimately made that decision on his own, didn't he?

Several possible eugenic measures come to mind. For example, since low-IQ women are much more likely to have unwanted children due to birth control failure, a reasonable first step might be to offer them free long-term and permanent contraception. Prevention of unwanted births would be a worth-while humanitarian goal in itself, aside from eugenic benefits, because unwanted children are far more likely to be neglected and abused.

A second step might be to provide incentives to criminals (such as reduced sentences) to have vasectomies or tubal ligations.

A third step might be to implement various measures to ease the burden of parenthood for college students and skilled professionals. Such a program could go a long way toward halting dysgenics, or possibly even reversing it.

From every imaginable perspective - the economy, education, literacy, crime, welfare, government, the "misery quotient," advancing civilization, and science, to name just a few - human genetic deterioration in intelligence, conscientiousness, and health is a disaster.

For the believers in God among us, add to these the religious implications of dysgenics: How could it be God's will for us to behave irresponsibly and cruelly to people who come after us? Would it not be a sacrilege to thoughtlessly squander God's most precious gift - in fact, the very ones used to create us in his image?

Enigmatik fucked around with this message at Apr 08, 2004 around 05:19

Apr 08, 2004: 05:12
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RivensBitch
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i 100% agree with the thread title and will use this the next time a christian attempts to convert me

Apr 08, 2004: 05:12
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Decapod73
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oh wow that's horrible.


Agent Orange produced two generations of deformity, blindness, and retardation:






as did Chernobyl:




Apr 08, 2004: 05:14
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Enigmatik
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Any other replies will be dealt with tomorrow.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:18
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MsLovely
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I'm only here for the kittens

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


He ultimately made that decision on his own, didn't he?

Several possible eugenic measures come to mind. For example, since low-IQ women are much more likely to have unwanted children due to birth control failure, a reasonable first step might be to offer them free long-term and permanent contraception. Prevention of unwanted births would be a worth-while humanitarian goal in itself, aside from eugenic benefits, because unwanted children are far more likely to be neglected and abused.

A second step might be to provide incentives to criminals (such as reduced sentences) to have vasectomies or tubal ligations.

A third step might be to implement various measures to ease the burden of parenthood for college students. Such a program could go a long way toward halting dysgenics, or possibly even reversing it.

From every imaginable perspective - the economy, education, literacy, crime, welfare, government, the "misery quotient," advancing civilization, and science, to name just a few - human genetic deterioration in intelligence, conscientiousness, and health is a disaster.

For the believers in God among us, add to these the religious implications of dysgenics: How could it be God's will for us to behave irresponsibly and cruelly to people who come after us? Would it not be a sacrilege to thoughtlessly squander God's most precious gift - in fact, the very ones used to create us in his image?



Holy crap. LOL !

I hope none of those reduced sentenced early released prisoners ever come and rape you !

Apr 08, 2004: 05:19
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Enigmatik
Joined: Apr 20, 2003


quote:
MsLovely came out of the closet to say:


Holy crap. LOL !

I hope none of those reduced sentenced early released prisoners ever come and rape you !



Wow, once again, everything you've been arguing is totally validated by your baseless, stupid ad hominem attacks. LOL!

I'm at Fort Benning, Georgia, if some moron wants to come after me. Any time.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:20
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CSZero
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quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:

A second step might be to provide incentives to criminals (such as reduced sentences) to have vasectomies or tubal ligations.

For the believers in God among us, add to these the religious implications of dysgenics: How could it be God's will for us to behave irresponsibly and cruelly to people who come after us? Would it not be a sacrilege to thoughtlessly squander God's most precious gift - in fact, the very ones used to create us in his image?



Didn't Social Darwinism go out years ago?

I don't believe in God, but since so many of these severe diseases are inherited in ways that people still don't understand, or the product of random mutation (and as they guy above pointed out, it doesn't help at all that we use so many dangerous chemicals) ... you were advocating abortion, a murder to the church, were you not? If you're not going to abort, you're likely to have to sterylize in the event that they're pesky enough to not die if left alone, also not something the church would like.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:21
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Enigmatik
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quote:
CSZero came out of the closet to say:


Didn't Social Darwinism go out years ago?



Is the popularity of a particular line of thought a viable barometer of its validity?

Apr 08, 2004: 05:22
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MsLovely
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I'm only here for the kittens

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Wow, once again, everything you've been arguing is totally validated by your baseless, stupid ad hominem attacks. LOL!

I'm at Fort Benning, Georgia, if some moron wants to have a go at me. Any time.



No, I really hope they don't come and rape you, I don't wish evil on anyone.
Don't go assuming I was being sarcastic

Apr 08, 2004: 05:22
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Scrubber
Joined: Feb 22, 2001

IF SEEN TROLLING PLEASE PERMABAN ME

This is why I support keeping abortion legal even though I have serious moral qualms about most abortions.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:23
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Enigmatik
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quote:
MsLovely came out of the closet to say:


I don't wish evil on anyone.
Don't go assuming I was being sarcastic



Did you just run out of things to say in your defense, or something?

Apr 08, 2004: 05:24
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CSZero
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quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Is the popularity of a particular line of thought a viable barometer of its validity?



To some extent, yes. Many great social theories, like Communism, died out when people realised that they simply don't work as well as one might hope.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:25
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Enigmatik
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quote:
CSZero came out of the closet to say:


To some extent, yes. Many great social theories, like Communism, died out when people realised that they simply don't work as well as one might hope.



Communism died out because it could not be sustained in terms of its infrastructure, not because the masses had some great epiphany. Man is a herd animal.

Darwinism applied to society, however, has never had such a "trial run" through which it could prove its viability. The two cannot possibly be compared.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:27
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saig
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quote:
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It looks like its eye wants to pop right out.. oh shi..



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iS!
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Is anyone else reminded of Yoda?

Apr 08, 2004: 05:33
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MsLovely
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I'm only here for the kittens

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Did you just run out of things to say in your defense, or something?



Wow, what a comeback to me saying I just didn't wish evil on you.
There's me put in my place !

Apr 08, 2004: 05:37
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Enigmatik
Joined: Apr 20, 2003


quote:
MsLovely came out of the closet to say:


Wow, what a comeback to me saying I just didn't wish evil on you.
There's me put in my place !



Its been nice playing with you, but I'll be off now, will respond to any worthwhile posts tomorrow.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:38
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RaRRRR
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Programmed to not burn toast under any circumstance.

quote:
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I'm WAY too jaded.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:45
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CSZero
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quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Communism died out because it could not be sustained in terms of its infrastructure, not because the masses had some great epiphany. Man is a herd animal.

Darwinism applied to society, however, has never had such a "trial run" through which it could prove its viability. The two cannot possibly be compared.



...yet the United States did ban certain marriages and forcefully sterilize tens of thousands. We stopped in the 60s, about the time we gave up on the massive mental hospitals and other programs designed to better society that were ultimately failing. Of course, today many crazy people just end up in jail instead, so you kind of have to take your pick there.

And the great epiphany with communism was that it didn't work as Marx had predicted...look at what the USSR was like under Stalin, not exactly what Marx had in mind. It was despotic in it's implimentation, and because of the lack of capital and government corruption, people were in poverty and advancement in many areas was stifled. So, the people realized this, and threw it off. Man may be a herd animal, but he's also greedy and envious in nature...this is why we have scientific advancements and many wars. He wants to better his lot.

Apr 08, 2004: 05:46
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RoboCunt
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"Fire in the Hole!"

quote:
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Does this say "Love Taco"?

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Aardappel
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This pictures make me more sad on the inside than laughing on the outside

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Doctor Meat
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quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:
Darwinism applied to society, however, has never had such a "trial run" through which it could prove its viability. The two cannot possibly be compared.

Birth defects can not be eliminated through breeding. Even animals that have been around millions of years longer than hominids are born with defects. We may want flawless bodies, but evolution is not going to trend there. It never has for any species. Sharks are one of the most successful organisms in kingdom animalia, having reached their pinnacle before the dinosaurs walked the earth or flowers bloomed. And their reward for aeons of brutal refinement and natural selection is......being sharks. Personification is called the pathetic fallacy, and this is nowhere more true than with nature. Nature has neither morality nor purpose.

Many people wish for a flawless humanity, but I would suggest that aborting deformed babies is no more a rational or effective way of reaching that goal than burying chicken bones under your steps. I don't know why eugnecists even exist now that genetic engineering is being researched. As soon as technology enables parents to give their children genetic advantages, they'll beg for the chance. This is a technology that is already being applied to non-humans. I'm particularly fond of the glow-in-the-dark monkey.

Apr 08, 2004: 07:31
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EvilMagicPirate
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I <3 thetechnoloser because he was cool enough to spot me :10bux: AND be my e-daddy.

quote:
RoboCunt came out of the closet to say:

Does this say "Love Taco"?



LOLOLOL..
It actually says Love Grace ( I think). If you look carefully at the picture with her ID you can see her name is Grace.

Apr 08, 2004: 07:36
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ShardPhoenix
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I clicked on this thread, then didn't check it again until later. I literraly jumped back in my chair in fright when I saw the image .

Apr 08, 2004: 07:41
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bigpeeler
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quote:
RoboCunt came out of the closet to say:

Does this say "Love Taco"?



No, I don't think so.









(dives under desk)

Apr 08, 2004: 07:50
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EvilMagicPirate
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I <3 thetechnoloser because he was cool enough to spot me :10bux: AND be my e-daddy.

Its diet includeds puppies, aborted fetus, and once a month as a treat it gets a bucket of fish heads.

Apr 08, 2004: 08:12
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Shii
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Defenestrated

quote:
Stealth Ninja came out of the closet to say:
New custom title for thread starter.


More like new custom title for Enigmatik.

Apr 08, 2004: 08:23
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Lungboy
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Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted

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Now, because of modern medicine, people with numerous genetic diseases live long enough to reproduce and transmit defective genes to their children. (Examples: cystic fibrosis, ....)



I think you'll find most people with CF are sterile, so don't pass any genes on, defective or otherwise. Even if they did manage to have children, those children would only have CF if the other parent was a carrier for the gene too. I love reading how other people think i should be dead.

Apr 08, 2004: 08:27
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Lasher
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I'LL SWALLOW YOU SOUL!

Lasher decided to show you this image:

Apr 08, 2004: 08:48
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Cypher
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quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:
Throughout our evolution, the weak and diseased died young and didn't pass on their genes.

Now, because of modern medicine, people with numerous genetic diseases live long enough to reproduce and transmit defective genes to their children. (Examples: cystic fibrosis, hemophilia, diabetes, pyloric stenosis, various heart defects, thalassemia, phenylketonuria, and sickle cell anemia.)



At what point do you draw the line then? 1 in 4 Americans is diagnosed with cancer, which is often found in family history. Medical science can considerably extend the life of many cancer patients, in some cases cure others. Nonetheless cancer is a potentially fatal and resource draining disease. Should we off all those kids with leukemia?

quote:
The incidence of many of these disorders is doubling or tripling each generation. No one would deny sufferers treatment, but it's important to realize that, as a result of it, our genetic potential for robust good health is declining. Life-long care will require ever-increasing expenditures.


If you can provide some sort of facts or figures that show that the costs of caring for the genetically ill are a massive drain on resources and the true source of our economic woes, this is meaningless. It costs money to care for sick people. Big deal. We're a wealthy culture. We can afford to give these people a meaningful existence instead of offing them in the name of genetic purity.

quote:
Furthermore, while sufferers are grateful for medical advances, most would nevertheless be quick to point out that the quality of their lives would be far better if they'd never inherited a disease in the first place.


How many would say that their lives would be better if they'd never had one in the first place? How many patients and families would say that they'd much rather dispose of a defect to keep the human race clean?

quote:
The negatives far outweigh any possible isolated positives.


The isolated positives are that every human being has the right to exist. You may be off on some "bigger picture" trip, angry that your hover cars and spandex suits have been delayed by the awful flawed human race, but you need to come back to reality. What significant contribution to the human race have you made that puts you so far and away from someone who has the misfortune of being diabetic, yet still may be productive to society? A great many people who aren't genetically flawed are complete wastes of skin. You can't detemine the worth of an individual by what their DNA contains. If you truely believed what you were preaching, and found out tomorrow that you had a genetic disability about to manifest itself, would you throw yourself off the cliff for the glory of the human race?

Apr 08, 2004: 08:49
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nerdfish
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If in doubt, fish it.

This thread needs less debating with stormfrontesque eugenics advocates, and more hilarious images.

Apr 08, 2004: 08:52
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"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shal

I know a lady like this who panhandles at the train station. I call her the Dog Lady.

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Smoke..

My first animation, and it sucks.
Image

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God helped me fuck over my creditors so I can continue spending like the selfish dumbfuck I am! Blessed are the spendthrift, my ass! Hallelujah! Praise to Jesus!

I'M ROCKING OUT OLD SCHOOL STYLE HERE. BOO-YAH!

FrozenEntree decided to show you this image:

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Devlin Carnate
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The Devil doesn't really live under your bed. I just visit when you're sleeping.

It's like Weta Digital is lobbying Congress.

"The senator from Gondor has the floor."

"They have a cave troll."

Apr 08, 2004: 09:48
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Cousin Balki
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Good lord this thread is hilarious. Stop fagging it up with your faggy debates.

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Laopooh
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this thread makes me incredibly sad. i cant imagine how difficult it would be to have her life. i should probably go back to forums.bigpussies.com though or something. oh well

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Apr 08, 2004: 10:09
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Amaritudo
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Cornstore
Joined: May 22, 2003

It's not over until it's over, and when it's over it's still not over!

Why the hell is anyone even arguing? The chances of this woman/thing actually mating and passing on her genes are extremely remote, if she even has the ability to have children.

Apr 08, 2004: 10:15
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doctor thodt
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maybe she'll be raped on the next episode of the shield

*rimshot*

Apr 08, 2004: 10:20
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[Joey]
Joined: Nov 16, 2003


" I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally. "

my god thats purely hideous .. that cripple is wearing a green head band.. ergh

Apr 08, 2004: 10:21
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NorthernLights
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quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:
How the hell can anyone let their kid live like that? Whatever happened to natural selection?


And think about the children! The children!

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Reo
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Come on, you rotten pile of gummi bears!

Not sure if I was beaten to this or not...


Also:

quote:
Decapod73 came out of the closet to say:


"Jigga wha?!"

Reo fucked around with this message at Apr 08, 2004 around 10:42

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14 POSTS A DAY AND I STILL CAN'T FUCKING COMPREHEND THE TERM "SLEEPER."

quote:
XYZ came out of the closet to say:
Seriously guys, what kind of genetic fuckup causes that?

Oh god every time I refresh, the top of the page shows up and I see it.



It looks like she might be testifying before Congress, so it's likely she's trying to get some sort of something for her mutant child/sibling.

What we need is a political party that is in favor of the elimination of the severely retarded from society.

Apr 08, 2004: 10:36
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Psikotik
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All my posts end up like this guy...a bloody mess!

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Sarcasmo
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Il faut imaginer Sisyphus heureux.

quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Let people who are born defective who would perish naturally. This has been the case throughout human history, and we propagated just fine. Also, once again, someone makes the assumption that I would totally retract technology. This is not the case. Quite the opposite, in fact.



Why don't you just accept that she wanted her daughter to live and stop being such a fucking douchebag? Christ, she loves her child and it appears that her daughter is content, so what's the real problem here? The human race isn't "pure" enough for you anymore?

Apr 08, 2004: 10:51
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IchiNiSanWhee
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From the wrong side of cyberspace, I bring you... me.

quote:
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It's too hard to draw a line to argue for Eugenics.

I was a C-section baby. Should I not have been allowed to live and kill my mother in the process? Now, personally, my family medical history is rife with heart disease, alzheimers, cancer, autoimmune diseases, chronic depression, the whole nine yards. I'd love to see a study that connects C-section to anything else. I also have O- blood, I swear I'm very mildly autistic, and am left-handed. At 20 years old, very, very single and have been forever. Yet, I do well enough in school and am a good enough person that I think I can argue that I'm not a waste to society and should live.

As for others, what about the fact that some incredibly high amount of people can't function in modern society without glasses? Depression is hereditary largely, but again, I think that like glasses, the problem has largely manifested itself because of the pressures of the same society that has found a cure for these problems.

What is pain? Where's the line? Who decides? Most serious genetic diseases, like the one this girl has, are either so serious modern medicine can't prevent them from being fatal, or the person is so hideous, they'll never reproduce. I think that it's blown out of proportion how dangerous allowing certain people to live really is.




I'm also mildly autistic, and I had severe emotional problems (bad home life) and was at one time obese (though not morbidly) so should I not been allowed to live?

As for the scary-looking girl:
These deformed and different people, I believe are around to remind us of how good we have it, and not to take what we have for granted. I take one look at her and forget the insecurities about my appearance (I'm not ugly, just not nearly as pretty as Shitney Beers, basically average) because my face is normal-looking unlike hers.

Apr 08, 2004: 10:52
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Grand Poobah

Anyone have a screencap from "The Simpsons" where they are making fun of Harry Potter? In the beginning, they have to turn a toad into a price and Bart turns his toad into that green-vomit-spewing abomination. I'm immediately reminded of that....

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Psikotik
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All my posts end up like this guy...a bloody mess!

This is too much fun.

Apr 08, 2004: 10:58
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DJ Sizzle
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I like Eloise's ass.

quote:
FrozenEntree came out of the closet to say:
I'M ROCKING OUT OLD SCHOOL STYLE HERE. BOO-YAH!


You just played the Santino card, and for this I love you.

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FrozenEntree
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God helped me fuck over my creditors so I can continue spending like the selfish dumbfuck I am! Blessed are the spendthrift, my ass! Hallelujah! Praise to Jesus!

quote:
IchiNiSanWhee came out of the closet to say:

...(though not morbidly) ...

...(I'm not ugly, just not nearly as pretty as Shitney Beers, basically average)...



woah there. Are you trying to convince us or you? j/k

The fact of the matter is that people with disabilities often have characteristics about them that are humorous. Just like everyone else. I have a nose that is messed up and turns in a funny way. I have incredibly long chest and nipple hair. Luckily the nipple hair somewhat disguises my small man-boobs.

These kind of people just have more things that are funny. I would never think that they shouldn't be allowed to live though. Who knows, they might get better.

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The Pitbull
Joined: Jan 16, 2003

SKINNY NERD WITH WEAK CALVES

Lol. At first I thought that thing going into her neck was a microphone, like she was speaking at some conference or something.

Apr 08, 2004: 10:59
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IchiNiSanWhee
Joined: Mar 23, 2004

From the wrong side of cyberspace, I bring you... me.

quote:
FrozenEntree came out of the closet to say:


woah there. Are you trying to convince us or you? j/k

The fact of the matter is that people with disabilities often have characteristics about them that are humorous. Just like everyone else. I have a nose that is messed up and turns in a funny way. I have incredibly long chest and nipple hair. Luckily the nipple hair somewhat disguises my small man-boobs.

These kind of people just have more things that are funny. I would never think that they shouldn't be allowed to live though. Who knows, they might get better.



I read the one adventures in special ed thread, that was great. I'm on the same bus to hell as you guys, I laugh at the special ed and horribly ugly in private, and seeing them makes me happy to be average.

Apr 08, 2004: 11:06
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TommyJarvis
Joined: Jul 25, 2003


quote:
Enigmatik came out of the closet to say:


Wow, once again, everything you've been arguing is totally validated by your baseless, stupid ad hominem attacks. LOL!

I'm at Fort Benning, Georgia, if some moron wants to come after me. Any time.



Thanks, Smarty McSmartness

Apr 08, 2004: 11:07
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XYZ
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


So I go to bed with this thread at 3 pages, wake up to 8 pages of what I assumed was full of hilarious photoshops. Instead I got a moronic eugenics debate. gg guys.

Apr 08, 2004: 11:12
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TheCatalyst
Joined: Nov 18, 2003


Helping bring armageddon just a little bit faster.

quote:
Psikotik came out of the closet to say:
This is too much fun.




I can never masturbate again. I hate you.

Apr 08, 2004: 11:16
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Siliziumleben
Joined: Dec 04, 2003

zomg

Looks like she got a job at ID software.

Apr 08, 2004: 11:17
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FrozenEntree
Joined: Jun 11, 2001

God helped me fuck over my creditors so I can continue spending like the selfish dumbfuck I am! Blessed are the spendthrift, my ass! Hallelujah! Praise to Jesus!

quote:
TheCatalyst came out of the closet to say:


I can never masturbate again. I hate you.



I don't know, looks like that thing could MAD deep throat. Might scrape the cock a little though.

Apr 08, 2004: 11:17
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The Joker
Joined: Jan 27, 2003


Never rub another man's rhubarb.

EvilMagicPirate is the reason I like this thread. Bravo!

Apr 08, 2004: 11:23
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guitartanic
Joined: May 23, 2003


quote:
EvilMagicPirate came out of the closet to say:
Its diet includeds puppies, aborted fetus, and once a month as a treat it gets a bucket of fish heads.



Now I remember what's so familiar about her profile: those Monty Python animations.

Apr 08, 2004: 11:26
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DicemanShane
Joined: Mar 28, 2004

The fate of our civilization rests upon the findings of this group, and I say it is definitely doomed.

After viewing that first post, I suddenly got this mad craving for a bowl of Honeycomb.

Apr 08, 2004: 11:47
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