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Pele
Joined: Feb 21, 2002

BANNED

So, I'm through with the goon bullshit. I hate almost all of you. I know that I'm better than you. Nothing will change the fact that I am not a fat druggie relying on a website to live my life, and supposedly getting married to a girl who looks like a boy. Nor do I spend my days editing your drivel.

Oh yeah, I want my money back too. I've donated at least $80 to these forums, and $50 of that was for no reason other than I thought I had done something to wrong you. I can't believe how delusional I was to think that this was worth the money! So like the intro page says, I'm going elsewhere for my entertainment, because it's not worth it.

If I were to get the chance to get back at certain people on these forums in real life, I'd take it. Instead, I'm washing my hands of this disgusting mess. I have a happy family, a successful life with good grades at a respected university and an "in" with plenty of people in my field, including internationally renowned ones. Why do I let you people get me down?

Something has changed in me. I have grown up and I'm through with this stupid game. No longer will I be judged because I'm a woman on the internet who dares to live her own life rather than fuck the winner of the popularity contest. The misogyny on these forums is ridiculous, and I pray that some of you lose your genitals in painful incidents.

So, bye. OMG BAN ME!! It's in your best interest, Rich Kyanka. BTW I hope you get better someday, you seem intelligent when you aren't psychotic.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:14
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Lowtax
Joined: Nov 15, 1999

Once I'm in motion I become an unstoppable bulging locomotive crammed full of pastries and urine.

BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA

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Nov 16, 2002: 06:15
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Cypher
Joined: Jun 01, 2000

Forum Veteran

Good bye.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:15
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Bruce Leeroy
Joined: Aug 20, 2002


AHR WHITE MAN AND AMELICAN HATE THE ASIAN, AMELICA SO AWFUR, KIRR INJUN BRAH BRAH

tl,dr

Nov 16, 2002: 06:15
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chime_on
Joined: Jul 27, 2001


wow.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:15
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Killer Lobster
Joined: Jul 08, 2002

I <3 E/N THREADS!

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!


MORE MORE MORE MORE!

Nov 16, 2002: 06:15
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Integral
Joined: Jul 01, 2001


quote:
Pele came out of the closet to say:
supposedly getting married to a girl who looks like a boy


More keen intellectual debate courtesy of Pele.

I'm not banning her. Someone else will have to do it. Too, too funny.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:15
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Meat Popsicle
Joined: Feb 24, 2002

negative, I am a meat popsicle

bye Pele... no hard feelings bro

Nov 16, 2002: 06:16
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therapy
Joined: Jun 12, 2001


Shades of grey are reserved for semen. Life is black and white.

.

therapy decided to show you this image:

Nov 16, 2002: 06:16
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WinstonSmith
Joined: May 23, 2002


The past was dead, the future was unimaginable.

Do you have to ban her? Cant you think up some form of Forum torture for her?

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Nov 16, 2002: 06:16
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Rycon_Payne
Joined: Oct 04, 2001


Deus Ex
Erotica

This is an insane night. Is it a full moon?

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ChickensSuit somehow became my forum daddy. lol wtf lol

Nov 16, 2002: 06:16
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Jack Burton
Joined: Feb 28, 2002


It's all in the reflexes.

I thought you were banned a long time ago.

Now I know different.

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Nov 16, 2002: 06:17
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Bozz
Joined: Jan 26, 2002

Hey, let's not become friends Jim.

i'm a little high

where's first street?

Nov 16, 2002: 06:17
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foot
Joined: Mar 28, 2002


wierd hat

I am glad I lived to see this night.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:17
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PFlats
Joined: May 20, 2001


Do you like jelly, or syrup (If you know what I mean)?

I just wanted to bbe a part of history.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:17
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Sithas
Joined: May 12, 2001


Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:17
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Severed
Joined: Jul 08, 2001


quote:
Rycon_Payne came out of the closet to say:
This is an insane night. Is it a full moon?


This is ridiculous. This is why I stay up until 4 AM, I guess.

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Nov 16, 2002: 06:17
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Dominic
Joined: Jul 10, 2001


Aha! Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

I'm getting in on this thread before it reaches 20,000 pages.



Nov 16, 2002: 06:17
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daveslash
Joined: Jan 08, 2002


Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get 'em

wow. what a day for the forums.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:18
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Lowtax
Joined: Nov 15, 1999

Once I'm in motion I become an unstoppable bulging locomotive crammed full of pastries and urine.

dude, Pele called me fat

5555555 55 5 5555

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Nov 16, 2002: 06:18
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AndGoatForMe
Joined: Mar 13, 2002

Meditation is stronger than ROBOTS

Jebus, that read like one of those ICP flame mails...

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Friedrich Nietzsche

Nov 16, 2002: 06:18
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Bagpuss_UK
Joined: May 22, 2001


(NOT BAGPUSS)

...and all over the globe, a thousand image macros are being constructed...

Nov 16, 2002: 06:18
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Oddjob
Joined: Jul 14, 2001

BANNED

quote:
therapy came out of the closet to say:
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Exactly how many Earnest Hemingways is that?

Nov 16, 2002: 06:18
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aardvarko
Joined: Aug 18, 2000


sup babys

It would be fucking hilarious if she weren't banned. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE US, VORTEX

Nov 16, 2002: 06:18
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beepo
Joined: Oct 08, 2000

Forum Veteran

Word up!

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Monkey-Of-Death
Joined: Mar 19, 2002

Monkey-Of-Death, now with 100% more JUSTICE!

Tonight is a a night just full of comedy bannings, isn't it?

Nov 16, 2002: 06:18
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Pele
Joined: Feb 21, 2002

BANNED

Ban me or I'll find a more in-person way to get in your hair. I'll be in Seattle before long.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:19
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Morty the Mad
Joined: Jul 24, 2002


Quite a catch you have there, Oddjob. I'd hang on to this one.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:19
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Integral
Joined: Jul 01, 2001


quote:
Pele came out of the closet to say:
Ban me or I'll find a more in-person way to get in your hair. I'll be in Seattle before long.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nov 16, 2002: 06:19
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Bozz
Joined: Jan 26, 2002

Hey, let's not become friends Jim.

quote:
Lowtax came out of the closet to say:
dude, Pele called me fat

5555555 55 5 5555



sup dood

Nov 16, 2002: 06:19
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aardvarko
Joined: Aug 18, 2000


sup babys

quote:
Pele came out of the closet to say:
Ban me or I'll find a more in-person way to get in your hair. I'll be in Seattle before long.
Jesus, I can feel the earthquakes already

Nov 16, 2002: 06:19
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charred
Joined: Feb 28, 2001


You had me at hello.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:19
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Meat Popsicle
Joined: Feb 24, 2002

negative, I am a meat popsicle

quote:
Pele came out of the closet to say:
Ban me or I'll find a more in-person way to get in your hair. I'll be in Seattle before long.

ruh rho, Shaggy!

Nov 16, 2002: 06:19
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Dumbass Faggot
Joined: May 28, 2002



quote:
Pele came out of the closet to say:
I can't believe how delusional I was to think that this was worth the money! So like the intro page says, I'm going elsewhere for my entertainment, because it's not worth it.


Didn't you meet your husband here?
Meeting him wasn't worth $10?


....ok.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:19
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tetsuo
Joined: May 12, 2001

worst IK ever

quote:
Pele came out of the closet to say:
Ban me or I'll find a more in-person way to get in you're base and eat all you're doods.

tetsuo fucked around with this message at Nov 16, 2002 around 07:46

Nov 16, 2002: 06:19
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foot
Joined: Mar 28, 2002


wierd hat

quote:
Lowtax came out of the closet to say:
dude, Pele called me fat

5555555 55 5 5555


That broke my irony detector.

Nov 16, 2002: 06:20
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aardvarko
Joined: Aug 18, 2000


sup babys

quote:
Pele came out of the closet to say:
Ban me or I'll find a more in-person way to get in your hair. I'll be in Seattle before long.
BITCH IN HEAT

Nov 16, 2002: 06:20
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Gaemblor
Joined: Jun 19, 2002


I posses magical powers.

Oh my god....hahah...haha...ha.

LOLOLOLOL

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Nov 16, 2002: 06:20
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Lowtax
Joined: Nov 15, 1999

Once I'm in motion I become an unstoppable bulging locomotive crammed full of pastries and urine.

quote:
Pele came out of the closet to say:
Ban me or I'll find a more in-person way to get in your hair. I'll be in Seattle before long.
BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Dear God, the entire state of Washington doesn't have enough hair for you to get in, Pele!

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Robayon
Joined: Nov 26, 2001



Joy fills me. Laughter fills the air.

Today will be a good day.

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