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Serotonin
Joined: Jul 14, 2001


Joey Deacon sucks at speaking, his spacky mouth is always leaking.

I'll go first.

Rancid cream and a sweaty sailor's arm pit.

Serotonin decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 14:44
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NoneMoreNegative
Joined: Jul 20, 2000

GOTH TRANSVESTITE SEX MODERATOR

Sep 07, 2003: 14:46
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Keshik
Joined: Oct 27, 2000


I should not be permitted to have a custom title of my choice because I AM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! I NEVER post anything worthwhile... EVER! Someone PLEASE KI

I'm simple.

Keshik decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 14:47
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CgiBinLaden
Joined: Mar 11, 2001

Wordsmith

NMN, you've been working out!

Sep 07, 2003: 14:47
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Kobalt
Joined: Mar 18, 2003



quote:
Serotonin came out of the closet to say:
Rancid cream and a sweaty sailor's arm pit.


I'm failing to comprehend how this works.

Sep 07, 2003: 14:48
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NoneMoreNegative
Joined: Jul 20, 2000

GOTH TRANSVESTITE SEX MODERATOR

quote:
CgiBinLaden came out of the closet to say:
NMN, you've been working out!


The bit under the arm is meant to be background-coloured, but Paint sucks at non-closed-line drawings... I don't have super-lats

Sep 07, 2003: 14:49
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Brown Moses
Joined: Feb 22, 2002



Licking Mr. Worfs forehead ridges:

Brown Moses decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 14:49
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Sick Puppy
Joined: May 18, 2003

Why does the pavement look so damn close?

FYAD already covered that for me.

FYAD

Sep 07, 2003: 14:52
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serveaux
Joined: Jan 03, 2003


.

serveaux decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 14:57
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pogue23
Joined: Aug 15, 2002


You have not been paying attention.

Sep 07, 2003: 15:01
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Toxic Shock
Joined: Aug 15, 2003

Staphylococcus aureus in the vagina


Smoking a Pipe with my ass

Sep 07, 2003: 15:14
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ampinstein
Joined: Aug 25, 2003




Well it makes me feel dirty.

And sexy.

Sep 07, 2003: 15:18
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Visual Agnosia
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Visual Agnosia

It is my darkest and at the same time the whitegoodest

Sep 07, 2003: 15:27
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Bum the Sad
Joined: Aug 25, 2002


quote:
Visual Agnosia came out of the closet to say:
It is my darkest and at the same time the whitegoodest

Suing for use of my Intellectual Property, see said post to prove that penis in a juicer is mine and mine alone http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=280046836#post280046836

Sep 07, 2003: 15:29
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Myrddin Emrys
Joined: Jul 03, 2003


Cool like Luke

quote:
Visual Agnosia came out of the closet to say:
It is my darkest and at the same time the whitegoodest
[img]http://home.ddis.com.au/kieren/Juice.JPG[img]



Would you drink it afterwards?

Sep 07, 2003: 15:30
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Visual Agnosia
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Visual Agnosia

quote:
Suing for use of my Intellectual Property, see said post to prove that penis in a juicer is mine and mine alone http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...6#post280046836

Ahhh Bugger! Is there anything new under the sun? One would think ... you know... my darkest sexual fantasy would be one that you already thought up?
Great minds think alike. Dont worry if it ever comes to making money from it, I'll hand it over to you k.

Edit: Hold on I thought you had done a picture of it. You just typed
quote:
I used a JuiceMan
I'll got throught the forums lisiting all the major house hold appliances as intellectual property ! Any way what I do behind closed doors is nobody's business. And yes I drink the Juice, it is said to increase verility.

Visual Agnosia fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 15:51

Sep 07, 2003: 15:41
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big dig
Joined: Jul 22, 2003

FAT TITS

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Sep 07, 2003: 15:49
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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

"Don't touch me asswipe, I'll wound your inner child"

Sep 07, 2003: 15:52
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JRock
Joined: Sep 19, 2000

Mike was going to advertise here, but after seeing some of my more obscene posts involving midget pornography, he decided it would be better not to!

Sep 07, 2003: 15:56
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SydBarrett
Joined: Jul 10, 2001



I censored this:

Sep 07, 2003: 16:07
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Phut
Joined: Mar 11, 2003


Sep 07, 2003: 16:15
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TheAmazingGoat
Joined: Nov 15, 2000


[img-wow, my dick magically grew to ten inches overnight!]

Sep 07, 2003: 16:22
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CaptainScraps
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Sep 07, 2003: 16:41
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Bonk
Joined: Aug 03, 2002



quote:
NoneMoreNegative came out of the closet to say:
[img-mspaint-necro.jpg]


When did you turn into Peter Steele?

Sep 07, 2003: 16:45
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Gumbos
Joined: Jul 01, 2003


Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

My sexual fantasy makes me want to kill myself...

Gumbos fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 17:33

Sep 07, 2003: 16:49
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Dyrnwyn
Joined: Apr 17, 2003


Go, go, Takezo!

So very very dark.

Dyrnwyn decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 16:49
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GunboatDiplomat
Joined: Aug 23, 2003

Tell me, Don Miguel.... tell me of el Diablo!

why are those eyes going unf plz
(damn, I laughed far too much at your crappy pun )

Sep 07, 2003: 16:53
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Dyrnwyn
Joined: Apr 17, 2003


Go, go, Takezo!

quote:
GunboatDiplomat came out of the closet to say:
why are those eyes going unf plz


That is the sound of the eyeball hovering mechanism.

Sep 07, 2003: 17:03
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Cow
Joined: May 16, 2003



oh yeah, I went there

Sep 07, 2003: 17:10
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Santiago2
Joined: May 09, 2003

Monocle Mania




I am become death, destroyer of clowns.

Sep 07, 2003: 17:24
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R1CH
Joined: Apr 06, 2002


Patron Saint of Computing

quote:
Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
My sexual fantasy makes me want to kill myself...

[IMG-1 MEGABYTE FUCKING BITMAP]


I really enjoyed waiting 15 minutes for that to download! For god's sake don't use BMP on the internet, ever. Please save that in GIF or PNG. No MS Paint image should be over 30kB if saved correctly.

Hint: Don't use BMP. Don't use JPG. Use GIF. Use PNG.

Sep 07, 2003: 17:25
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Eris_Is_Goddess
Joined: Nov 18, 2000

Forum Veteran of the Psychic Wars

quote:
NoneMoreNegative came out of the closet to say:

Peter Steele?

quote:
Bonk came out of the closet to say:
When did you turn into Peter Steele?
You're a mean one, Mr Bonk.

Eris_Is_Goddess fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 17:34

Sep 07, 2003: 17:31
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Gumbos
Joined: Jul 01, 2003


Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

quote:
R1CH came out of the closet to say:

I really enjoyed waiting 15 minutes for that to download! For god's sake don't use BMP on the internet, ever. Please save that in GIF or PNG. No MS Paint image should be over 30kB if saved correctly.

Hint: Don't use BMP. Don't use JPG. Use GIF. Use PNG.


fixed, i resaved as PNG.

Sep 07, 2003: 17:34
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Freerange
Joined: Jan 10, 2002


How cool... THIS COOL!

Fuck this MSPaint shit, this is REAL.



 Kill it if NWS please 

Sep 07, 2003: 17:39
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Vikingman
Joined: Oct 02, 2002


I have trouble thinking outside the box






What really gets me off is that my audience is politically correct.

Vikingman fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 18:02

Sep 07, 2003: 17:58
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Vengeance
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

"Don't touch me asswipe, I'll wound your inner child"

OMFG! I have not laughed this loud and hard for fucking ever!! I want your manbabies!!!

THIS THREAD IS THE SHIT!!!

Sep 07, 2003: 18:02
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redchick
Joined: Feb 22, 2003


ROFLMAO! This is some good shit...like the grave one and cannon one the best

Sep 07, 2003: 18:08
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Krinkle
Joined: Feb 08, 2003


Hey, don't have a dachau man.

Sep 07, 2003: 18:08
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Schroedinger's Cat
Joined: Nov 19, 2002


quote:
Krinkle came out of the closet to say:



Why the hell is your fantasy Peppermint Patty cumming chocolate?

Sep 07, 2003: 18:17
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Lunarian
Joined: Aug 12, 2003

If my fate is to be destroyed...I must simply laugh!!



Horse penis. Yum. Thanks to kth.cx.

Sep 07, 2003: 18:28
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tasertag
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


I have sexual fantasies about a menage a trois with H.P. Lovecraft and Hitler

Sep 07, 2003: 18:35
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Metaline
Joined: Aug 19, 2003

metal in nocent

MARRIED



Tkx kth.cx

__________________
Lovingly adopted by Master Jeet and Mistress XiaoMao.

Sep 07, 2003: 18:37
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WallOfInsanity
Joined: Feb 22, 2003


quote:
Lunarian came out of the closet to say:
[img-horse]

Horse penis. Yum. Thanks to kth.cx.


Is that a... fish?

Sep 07, 2003: 18:39
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tasertag
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


I have sexual fantasies about a menage a trois with H.P. Lovecraft and Hitler



Athletic love for FRIEND

kthx

Sep 07, 2003: 18:45
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Visual Agnosia
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Visual Agnosia

quote:
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lunarian came out of the closet to say:
[img-horse]

Horse penis. Yum. Thanks to kth.cx.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Is that a... fish?


Is it? is that a horse with a fish for a dick OMGOMGWTFohwhat fuck no yes it is OMG

you sick fuck!

Thats gotta be the best one, but it wasn't intentional was it.

Wow imagine that a horse with a fish for a dick

My diaphram hurts I'm lolcoughing.

I'll be right back

Sep 07, 2003: 18:48
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Bilgewater
Joined: Jul 06, 2003

Purge the Bilge



thanks kth.cx

Sep 07, 2003: 18:51
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sqshyfish
Joined: Aug 22, 2003

I'm probably a gimmick poster who is allergic to peanuts (but not PENIS, thank god!)

quote:
Krinkle came out of the closet to say:
[img-icumchocolate]

Sure it might be nice, but then only the fatties would want to give you blowjobs.

Sep 07, 2003: 18:53
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Zantie
Joined: Mar 30, 2003

I am the republican vampire. I listen to Marilyn Manson, but obey Rush Limbaugh...

What if he was really skinny and it was fat free chocolate?

Sep 07, 2003: 18:56
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Blankman71
Joined: Jul 25, 2003

"No one can wear a mask for very long." - Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD)

quote:
Zantie came out of the closet to say:
What if he was really skinny and it was fat free chocolate?


You fool! Now you're just being naive!

Sep 07, 2003: 18:58
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Visual Agnosia
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Visual Agnosia



OMG OMG! this has so made my week

Sep 07, 2003: 18:58
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tasertag
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


I have sexual fantasies about a menage a trois with H.P. Lovecraft and Hitler

quote:
Visual Agnosia came out of the closet to say:


OMG OMG! this has so made my week



FURRY! FURRY! FURRY!

Sep 07, 2003: 19:04
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sigtrap
Joined: Apr 14, 2002



Sep 07, 2003: 19:28
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Yellow Jesus
Joined: Jul 17, 2003


Jesus hates you

Sep 07, 2003: 19:31
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tasertag
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


I have sexual fantasies about a menage a trois with H.P. Lovecraft and Hitler

Two can play your dirty game, furry!

Sep 07, 2003: 19:42
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Visual Agnosia
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Visual Agnosia

quote:
Two can play your dirty game, furry!


That picture fuckin rocks dude !
Hey you wanna start a gang?

Sep 07, 2003: 19:49
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tasertag
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


I have sexual fantasies about a menage a trois with H.P. Lovecraft and Hitler

quote:
Visual Agnosia came out of the closet to say:


That picture fuckin rocks dude !
Hey you wanna start a gang?




What so we can like mug people with our fish/horse hybrids or something?

Sep 07, 2003: 19:53
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Twitch
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


I have an erection.

I think mine is pretty self explanatory

Sep 07, 2003: 20:08
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qwerty
Joined: Aug 09, 2003


quote:
Schroedinger's Cat came out of the closet to say:


Why the hell is your fantasy Peppermint Patty cumming chocolate?



ROFL!!! WTF???!!!

Sep 07, 2003: 20:27
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sigtrap
Joined: Apr 14, 2002



quote:
qwerty came out of the closet to say:
ROFL!!! WTF???!!!


Leave that shit at AOL plz

Sep 07, 2003: 20:30
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Visual Agnosia
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Visual Agnosia

quote:
What so we can like mug people with our fish/horse hybrids or something?

yer people here gang up an shit. That just means I like ya! See heres our famous horsie getting along famously. Playing with potential deep sea Marlin fishers.
See how much fun he is having!

Sep 07, 2003: 20:31
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Ronald Raygun
Joined: Jun 28, 2003

Right Wing, Left Brained



I hate my high school's Vice Principal.

Sep 07, 2003: 20:31
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qwerty
Joined: Aug 09, 2003


sooooo goood... ohhh yeahh....

qwerty decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 20:47
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Visual Agnosia
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Visual Agnosia

quote:
I hate my high school's Vice Principal.


that barely seems like a sexual fantasy. I see you have wood tho so I guess it makes it.

Sep 07, 2003: 20:47
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soag.242
Joined: Aug 08, 2003







edit: more better

soag.242 fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 21:21

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SLOSifl
Joined: Aug 09, 2002


edit: Actually, this thread rules. Retracted for use in a later thread.

SLOSifl fucked around with this message at Sep 07, 2003 around 20:57

Sep 07, 2003: 20:53
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Ronald Raygun
Joined: Jun 28, 2003

Right Wing, Left Brained

When I see a thread like this, I think "MS Paint something funny to do with sex".

Sep 07, 2003: 20:55
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Slidje
Joined: Jul 30, 2002


whats a slidje?

mine is suffocation :>
here it is in first person shooter style:

Slidje decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 21:09
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tasertag
Joined: Aug 25, 2003


I have sexual fantasies about a menage a trois with H.P. Lovecraft and Hitler

RIGHT BACK AT YOU FRIEND

Sep 07, 2003: 21:13
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QwilMan
Joined: Jan 10, 2003


kick off you're sunday shoes

A true unsung hero of the arts.





Fap.

Sep 07, 2003: 21:15
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Unbelievably Fat Man
Joined: Jun 01, 2000


Lali-No! No Hot Dwarf-Sex For Me.

I'm a aimple man with simple fantasies.

Unbelievably Fat Man decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 21:21
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Xanax
Joined: Jan 21, 2003


quote:
Unbelievably Fat Man came out of the closet to say:
I'm a aimple man with simple fantasies.



Not that was [email protected] funny....

Sep 07, 2003: 21:25
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TunaSled
Joined: Jun 03, 2003


Strangers die every day.

My fantasy...
And mine alone.

TunaSled decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 21:27
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isnoop
Joined: Jan 09, 2001


::www::

Sep 07, 2003: 21:32
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1337 Riley
Joined: Jun 10, 2003

* Not actually that 1337.

ZOMG!

Sep 07, 2003: 22:07
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lynda
Joined: Mar 28, 2002

Clever. Witty. Funny. Never saw "Ghostbusters." Lynda.

quote:
NoneMoreNegative came out of the closet to say:



Ewww, you like blondes.

Sep 07, 2003: 22:15
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Lasher
Joined: Aug 13, 2003



Mmmm, sexy

Lasher decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 22:21
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SBD
Joined: Jan 05, 2003


quote:
TunaSled came out of the closet to say:
My fantasy...
And mine alone.



You want to cum a birthday cake?

"I just shit a piece of pie..."

Sep 07, 2003: 22:25
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Anaclisis
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


life is just one big petting zoo

.

.

.

<-------

Sep 07, 2003: 22:32
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Green
Joined: Apr 16, 2003

Wannabe Objectivist

quote:
Lasher came out of the closet to say:
Mmmm, sexy
I hate to just quote... but...

Sep 07, 2003: 22:45
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MAGNUM FORCE
Joined: May 03, 2003


(fmrly "buttwurst", reg. date 01/02)

Sep 07, 2003: 22:45
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mboger
Joined: Jul 22, 2003

www.donkeypunchproductions.com



<3 Kth.cx <3

Sep 07, 2003: 22:50
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GPF
Joined: Jul 20, 2000

TUCH MI PEEPEE!

My desires are simple.

It's not MS Paint, but hey, whatcha gonna do?

GPF decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 22:50
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Visual Agnosia
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Visual Agnosia

I like to put on a show!

Sep 07, 2003: 23:07
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soag.242
Joined: Aug 08, 2003


I just wasted hours of my life b/c I'm an idiot.
I thought NMN just had a fucking chicks in graveyard fetish, didn't see the open coffin AHAH IM STUPID so i made these. That'll learn me.






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Flake Inert
Joined: Aug 26, 2003




join the dark side or have millions of orgasms

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Lasher
Joined: Aug 13, 2003



I have to stop playing that game.

Lasher decided to show you this image:

Sep 07, 2003: 23:13
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antipathy
Joined: Jan 03, 2003




I'm not sure if this thread is entirely work safe...

Sep 07, 2003: 23:45
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Eris_Is_Goddess
Joined: Nov 18, 2000

Forum Veteran of the Psychic Wars

quote:
Lasher came out of the closet to say:
I have to stop playing that game.
Silent hill is hott.

Sep 08, 2003: 00:10
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NecroBob
Joined: Jul 28, 2003


the happiest sperm cell in the load

yay for snuff with knife.

horrible mspaint, it's midnight and I'm tired and I'm going to bed.
www.freewebs.com/necrobob/bottleneck.txt
based off a pretty good story I wrote once.

fuck freewebs.
good night

Sep 08, 2003: 00:12
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Bagnialto
Joined: Jul 08, 2003



http://braintub.com/demi.jpg
As soon as I can pry that doped-up weakling from her...

Sep 08, 2003: 00:13
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Nexus42
Joined: Jul 04, 2003




A man can dream

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Krinkle
Joined: Feb 08, 2003


Hey, don't have a dachau man.

magnum forces was fucking funny.

Sep 08, 2003: 02:12
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Rela
Joined: Jul 08, 2002

Hello, Sirs!

quote:
GPF came out of the closet to say:
My desires are simple.

It's not MS Paint, but hey, whatcha gonna do?



I am going to LAUGH MY ASS OFF!

Sep 08, 2003: 02:17
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Nermal
Joined: Mar 15, 2003


I'm going to go penetrate something.


Not all MSPaint, but I couldn't do her justice.

Sep 08, 2003: 03:16
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Fruxx
Joined: Aug 31, 2003




I mean, seriously, what do you expect?

Sep 08, 2003: 03:49
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666
Joined: Jun 27, 2002


This thread is fanfuckingtastic.

Sep 08, 2003: 03:50
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trendwhore
Joined: Apr 21, 2003

y helo thar??

Fucking brilliant.

Keep posting up more of those MS paint images.

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amit
Joined: Jul 24, 2001



quote:
mboger came out of the closet to say:


<3 Kth.cx <3


Yes.

Sep 08, 2003: 04:25
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guitartanic
Joined: May 23, 2003


quote:
Fruxx came out of the closet to say:


I mean, seriously, what do you expect?



Holy shit, that's Bob Saget!

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boji
Joined: Sep 05, 2003

Monkey hate clean.

www.sldf.org/boji/fun.GIF

There's nothing really dark about this. Other than the fact that I'd like it to happen.

Sep 08, 2003: 05:18
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CptPlanet
Joined: Aug 06, 2003

Motherfucker


I got nothing.

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Confused_Pete
Joined: Jul 01, 2003



isketch entry

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captainmike
Joined: Jan 21, 2003

... exactly.

captainmike fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 12:41

Sep 08, 2003: 12:15
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NoneMoreNegative
Joined: Jul 20, 2000

GOTH TRANSVESTITE SEX MODERATOR

quote:
lynda came out of the closet to say:


Ewww, you like blondes.

Clarification: I like dead blondes, whipped and scourged brunettes and crucified redheads... Anime Pinks, Greens and Blues get away with a light Uziga-ing.

Sep 08, 2003: 12:24
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Sydialobj
Joined: Aug 18, 2003

The messiah especially likes baguettes.

Sep 08, 2003: 12:25
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MonkeyFootPaw
Joined: Aug 21, 2003


pee on me





Ignore the bruise, she likes to be hit during sex.















And not during sex hurrr

Sep 08, 2003: 12:51
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Cpt Stabbin
Joined: Jul 16, 2003


I ride zee boat and take it in zee poopah!



I got a stiffy now.

Sep 08, 2003: 13:22
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Grollim
Joined: Feb 15, 2001


Not MS Paint but much more realistic.

Grollim decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 14:13
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Krystek
Joined: Mar 31, 2003



quote:
soag.242 came out of the closet to say:
[img-weirdo.gif]


It had to be done..

Sep 08, 2003: 15:05
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TunaSled
Joined: Jun 03, 2003


Strangers die every day.

So did this...
badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers

TunaSled decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 15:09
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nnnotime
Joined: Sep 30, 2001


quote:
Cpt Stabbin came out of the closet to say:


I got a stiffy now.



I like the victory sign from Hitler. I laughed the most at this one.

Sep 08, 2003: 15:40
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therapy
Joined: Jun 12, 2001


Sometimes a cigar tastes like sweet, sweet cock.

Sep 08, 2003: 15:52
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FrozenEntree
Joined: Jun 11, 2001


How is it I almost missed an MSPAINT thread??!!



Sep 08, 2003: 15:59
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Devon
Joined: Aug 28, 2003



I play hard to get.

Devon decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 16:00
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TunaSled
Joined: Jun 03, 2003


Strangers die every day.

quote:
therapy came out of the closet to say:



Ricci's breast proportions: dead on

good one, therapy!

Sep 08, 2003: 16:42
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Bastard
Joined: Jul 13, 2001


ANGRY POPE SUPERFAN!!! (for real yo!)



too much?

Sep 08, 2003: 18:18
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Devonaut
Joined: Jul 10, 2001


Devoted Astronaut

quote:
Toxic Shock came out of the closet to say:

Smoking a Pipe with my ass




Fixed.

Sep 08, 2003: 18:34
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Devon
Joined: Aug 28, 2003



Sometime I like to feel like god.

Devon decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 18:57
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Aominux
Joined: Aug 16, 2003


IZ GONE RAIN

quote:
Bastard came out of the closet to say:
[img - astronauts fuck on a death ray as america burns]
too much?


Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right!

Sep 08, 2003: 19:14
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Aominux
Joined: Aug 16, 2003


IZ GONE RAIN

:O

Aominux decided to show you this image:

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MAGNUM FORCE
Joined: May 03, 2003


(fmrly "buttwurst", reg. date 01/02)

I realize it's kinda cheating, but I prefer a ball pen to a mouse.

Sep 08, 2003: 19:26
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Lasher
Joined: Aug 13, 2003



Does my geekiness know no bounds?

Lasher decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 19:39
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TunaSled
Joined: Jun 03, 2003


Strangers die every day.

quote:
MAGNUM FORCE came out of the closet to say:
I realize it's kinda cheating, but I prefer a ball pen to a mouse.



Yes, that would be completely cheating since the subject of the thread is to depict your darkest fantasy in MS paint. And still, I'm having a hard time picking out your fantasy here... highlight the naughty bits for us.

Sep 08, 2003: 19:48
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h_double
Joined: Jul 27, 2001


quote:
Lasher came out of the closet to say:
[img-Pyramid Head]



That's the most I've violently guffawed in some time, well done. The donkey punch is an espescially nice touch.

Sep 08, 2003: 19:51
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Dyrnwyn
Joined: Apr 17, 2003


Go, go, Takezo!

Ok, one more.


The joys of being uncut.

Dyrnwyn decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 20:00
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Squiggle
Joined: Sep 29, 2002


Cows are my friends...

quote:
Vikingman came out of the closet to say:
[img-pure hilarity]

What really gets me off is that my audience is politically correct.




Hahahaha, oh god, the mental image of that actually happening...hahahahahaha

Sep 08, 2003: 20:28
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Feather
Joined: Mar 01, 2003

I'm not closed minded; you're just wrong!

quote:
TunaSled came out of the closet to say:
So did this...
badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers



I can just hear his voice doing "ooooooOOo it's a snake!" when I see this image. Fanfuckingtastic.

Sep 08, 2003: 20:58
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h_double
Joined: Jul 27, 2001


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semi semite
Joined: Jun 29, 2003

almost a jew

shishkabob

thanks kth.cx

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MAGNUM FORCE
Joined: May 03, 2003


(fmrly "buttwurst", reg. date 01/02)

quote:
TunaSled came out of the closet to say:

Yes, that would be completely cheating since the subject of the thread is to depict your darkest fantasy in MS paint. And still, I'm having a hard time picking out your fantasy here... highlight the naughty bits for us.



Well, I'd say the skyscraper with the bowler hat with horns up top is the focus of the eros, but it's better if you get in the mood by way of the part with the sliced hunk of cheese staring cockeyed at the hairy worm smiling from the missing wedge between its eyes. The thing behind the worm is the handle of the knife, which is still lodged in the cheese OMG KINKY!

Please note that ordnance ordinarily earmarked warily for heretofore aforementioned hindlegs in the foothills' hinterlands hinder not naught insomuch as hearsay, I dare say.

btw, you do know I did a quazi-paint rendering earlier, right? I figured I'd paid my dues and would toss another little something out there

edit:

quote:
h_double came out of the closet to say:



I like your choice of colors for the text and background. Unfortunately the MASSIVE BLACK STRAP-ON (of course it HAD to be black) pointed like a loaded gun at your ass can't help but monopolize my attention.

But hey, to each his own.

MAGNUM FORCE fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 21:27

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Kur0
Joined: Dec 13, 2002


You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.


mmm, fursuit amputee sexxor...

Sep 08, 2003: 21:27
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glorodin
Joined: May 26, 2003


quote:
Bilgewater came out of the closet to say:


thanks kth.cx







priceless...

I can't believe this didn't get any love. You, sir, are a genius.

Sep 08, 2003: 21:55
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Fojar
Joined: Aug 23, 2003

NIRAM SI DOG!



How cool would it be to have a huge schlong on your head? Very.

Fojar fucked around with this message at Sep 08, 2003 around 22:30

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overseer07
Joined: Mar 29, 2003

All I ask for is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own self worth.

quote:
Visual Agnosia came out of the closet to say:
I like to put on a show!

[img]http://home.ddis.com.au/kieren/SA/publichumili.JPG[img]



I'm concerned about the fact that I'm included in your sexual fantasies. Unless you're female, in which case: A/S/L?

As for my dreams...

Sep 08, 2003: 22:52
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jest
Joined: Mar 23, 2001

Saved once again by my lucky rocketship underpants

I've never used MS Paint before to actually make something. I'm sorry.

jest decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 23:10
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shihonage
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Reno Calavera
Joined: Mar 22, 2002


I'm boring.

Reno Calavera decided to show you this image:

Sep 08, 2003: 23:13
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Visual Agnosia
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Visual Agnosia

Masturbatin' with a cheese grater.



I think I may be sick?
Please help me

Visual Agnosia fucked around with this message at Sep 09, 2003 around 03:16

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Choda Dog
Joined: Jul 23, 2001



this thread is a delight

Sep 09, 2003: 04:05
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Lankiveil
Joined: Feb 23, 2001


Forums Minimalist

This thread has gotten me aroused more than anything ever has previously.

Sep 09, 2003: 04:22
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666
Joined: Jun 27, 2002


quote:
Reno Calavera came out of the closet to say:
I'm boring.



Hawt.

__________________
I'm Winkie's Stepdad. FaceEater, dddd and Crackhead are my Black Eye Buddies.

Sep 09, 2003: 04:24
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Cpt Stabbin
Joined: Jul 16, 2003


I ride zee boat and take it in zee poopah!



This stuff is making me cry rivers for humanity. God bless the goons.

Sep 09, 2003: 09:19
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Alpha/Omega
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Two Worlds
Joined: Aug 21, 2003

Listen to the fuzzy man!

My name is Two Worlds, and I am an X-men geek.

Sep 09, 2003: 10:37
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Tr0m0s
Joined: Apr 02, 2003

Skull Leader

quote:
MAGNUM FORCE came out of the closet to say:
I realize it's kinda cheating, but I prefer a ball pen to a mouse.




This would make an exquisite album cover (thinking of Green Day's - Dookie)

Sep 09, 2003: 10:38
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Procrasturbator
Joined: Oct 08, 2002



quote:
Visual Agnosia came out of the closet to say:
Masturbatin' with a cheese grater.



I think I may be sick?
Please help me



Did you read my lollercaust diary or something?

Sep 09, 2003: 10:42
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ElChulo
Joined: Jan 22, 2002

Ian Curtis Died for Your Sins.



thx to kth.cx kthx

ElChulo fucked around with this message at Sep 11, 2003 around 10:49

Sep 09, 2003: 10:53
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Cpt Stabbin
Joined: Jul 16, 2003


I ride zee boat and take it in zee poopah!

quote:
ElChulo came out of the closet to say:



I am confused. What does the tea have to do with it?

Sep 09, 2003: 10:55
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ElChulo
Joined: Jan 22, 2002

Ian Curtis Died for Your Sins.

quote:
Cpt Stabbin came out of the closet to say:


I am confused. What does the tea have to do with it?



I'm tea-bagging the tea.

It's too early and I've not had any 'ffeine yet.

Sep 09, 2003: 10:58
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Ronald Raygun
Joined: Jun 28, 2003

Right Wing, Left Brained

Ok, so I suck at drawing faces

Sep 09, 2003: 11:02
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Visual Agnosia
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Visual Agnosia

quote:
Did you read my lollercaust diary or something?


Please explain... lollercaust?

Sep 09, 2003: 11:27
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balistic
Joined: May 03, 2002


quote:
Alpha/Omega came out of the closet to say:



It would be slightly more perfect if Lizzie and George were getting it on.

Sep 09, 2003: 11:37
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Puffery
Joined: May 19, 2003


He just wants to play with you...that's all...

I think you know where this is headed.

Sep 09, 2003: 11:38
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Robot Hobo
Joined: May 17, 2002


quote:
Ronald Raygun came out of the closet to say:
Ok, so I suck at drawing faces
[img]Ass2Ass[img]


Weird. I saw Requiem last night for the first time. It's been mere hours since I mentioned how much hotter it would have been if they used cloning to get two Jennifer Connellys to do the Ass2Ass part.

Jennifer Connelly is dreamy...

Edit:
Since you said you were having such trouble with faces, I helped you out a bit. I don't know what you look like, so I used one of my favorite 80's icons in your place.

(Yes, I know... not exactly MS Paint... So I don't get a cookie.)

Robot Hobo fucked around with this message at Sep 09, 2003 around 12:35

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Alaska
Joined: Sep 03, 2002



It's tame, but it's all I want.

Alaska decided to show you this image:

Sep 09, 2003: 12:28
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Wonderlust
Joined: Mar 26, 2001


Here there is no why.

Wonderlust decided to show you this image:

Sep 09, 2003: 12:37
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BaBo_FiSH
Joined: Feb 21, 2003




ive just always assumed it would be squishy in there.

Sep 09, 2003: 12:42
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balistic
Joined: May 03, 2002




If you ever went to this bakery you'd be thinking the same thing.

Sep 09, 2003: 12:54
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Alpha/Omega
Joined: Aug 22, 2003




On a side note, I almost threw up when I heard the supposed story that went along with this.

Sep 09, 2003: 12:56
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Robot Hobo
Joined: May 17, 2002


Oops. Double post.

Robot Hobo fucked around with this message at Sep 09, 2003 around 13:25

Sep 09, 2003: 13:10
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Alpha/Omega
Joined: Aug 22, 2003


quote:
balistic came out of the closet to say:


It would be slightly more perfect if Lizzie and George were getting it on.



They are...with the building...

George is a big guy you know & Lizzie just likes to slide up & down it...

Sep 09, 2003: 13:19
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Robot Hobo
Joined: May 17, 2002


quote:
Wonderlust came out of the closet to jizz from the rooftops:

I think this was the Atari game you were thinking of:


As for my fantasies, I'm a simple man, I don't ask for much:

Sep 09, 2003: 13:24
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balistic
Joined: May 03, 2002


quote:
Alpha/Omega came out of the closet to say:


They are...with the building...

George is a big guy you know & Lizzie just likes to slide up & down it...



Ah, gotcha. I actually worked on Rampage Through Time and lobbied hard for a "hump the building" move, but Midway would have none of that.

Sep 09, 2003: 13:31
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Rem
Joined: Jun 04, 2001


I dance for nickles

quote:
Robot Hobo came out of the closet to say:

I think this was the Atari game you were thinking of:


As for my fantasies, I'm a simple man, I don't ask for much:



You, sir, are fucked up.

Sep 09, 2003: 13:32
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Ulkhaul
Joined: Sep 23, 2002

This sentence no verb

Let's hear it for educational television

Ulkhaul decided to show you this image:

Sep 09, 2003: 13:40
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Lamech
Joined: Nov 20, 2001


CLAMPMASTER



till all are one.

Sep 09, 2003: 13:44
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Puffery
Joined: May 19, 2003


He just wants to play with you...that's all...

Who doesn't remember doing this?

Sep 09, 2003: 13:54
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Brown Moses
Joined: Feb 22, 2002



The greatest thread I never made.

Sep 09, 2003: 15:06
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Procrasturbator
Joined: Oct 08, 2002



quote:
Visual Agnosia came out of the closet to say:


Please explain... lollercaust?



FYAD's lollercaust in which the furries were exterminated. I wrote way too much on the subject, and the main character enjoyed hawt, hawt sex with a cheesegrater, among other things.

Sep 09, 2003: 16:20
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Xiz0r_
Joined: Nov 02, 2002


quote:
balistic came out of the closet to say:


If you ever went to this bakery you'd be thinking the same thing.




Wow, Nice drawing. Where the hell is this bakery?

Sep 09, 2003: 16:41
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Kuuenbu
Joined: Nov 19, 2001

I enjoy using semicolons.

Dark, you say? Well...

__________________

Stop the Loudness Race!

Sep 09, 2003: 18:09
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J Bone
Joined: Aug 23, 2003

Pay Lowtax's Mortgage. Buy me a custom title.

quote:
Keshik came out of the closet to say:
I'm simple.



Dude one of those ladies appears to have a dick.

Sep 09, 2003: 18:19
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Feral
Joined: Jun 12, 2003


I'm gettin' me a brick outta my backyard. Your southern can belongs to me.

quote:
Alaska came out of the closet to say:
It's tame, but it's all I want.


Agreed in every way.

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