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imsuxok?
Registered: 11-00


AMD recently launched a massive new branding/marketing campaign. They paid a prestigious ad agency millions of dollars and got this:



Yeeeeeeah... Well, I'm sure we can at least have some fun with the concept.




For a quick and dirty job, you can just change the captions in the original




Here's a link to a rared up .PSD with all of the text removed and handy layers for inserting new portraits: http://goons.digitalelement.cc/imsuxox/amdme-blank-PSD.rar

Here's the same thing, but in .JPG format for the MS Paint crew: http://goons.digitalelement.cc/imsuxox/amdme-blank.jpg

Note: I'm not sure what font is used, but MS Trebuchet (bold) is a decent substitue. Please don't inundate the thread with a discussion about the font type.

Also, for those of you who posted in the original thread, it would be great if you could repost your submissions to get things rolling.

imsuxok? fucked around with this message at 11-11 around 03:16

11-10 13:50
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wanghammer
Registered: 03-01

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COCK I HAD TO SUCK TO GET THIS CUSTOM TITLE? A LOT!

redeux

edit: redeux

11-10 13:53
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Melanchthon
Registered: 01-01

I dance for the Japanese men.

All trolls better stay away this time. Shoo! Shoo!

Here's my effort:

11-10 13:56
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Stepping_Razor
Registered: 08-02


quote:
imsuxok? came out of the closet to say:
[anti-troll disclaimer]

Hey man. Sorry about last evening. I was drunk and out of line.

I present this as a peace offering:


Hug?

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11-10 14:08
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imsuxok?
Registered: 11-00


quote:
Stepping_Razor came out of the closet to say:

Hey man. Sorry about last evening. I was drunk and out of line.

Hug?



Funny you should say that. I actually thought you were drunk after reading your last post

All is forgiven. {{{Stepping Razor}}}

imsuxok? fucked around with this message at 11-10 around 14:17

11-10 14:11
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carcinofuck
Registered: 04-01

good morning heartache, you're like an old friend

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11-10 17:20
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Gonk
Registered: 08-02


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11-10 18:25
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jluke
Registered: 12-01


Aloha.

Coke. Leia needs coke. Mounds of the finest Peruvian blow.

11-10 18:28
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Jamesface
Registered: 03-01


This was my original:

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11-10 18:30
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scrutinizer
Registered: 08-02


A-Henh!!

scrutinizer decided to show you this image:

11-10 18:38
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Jeb Daddy
Registered: 09-02

"Sulfate, meaning "wise"

OMG GROUNDSHOG DAY HIGHJACK!!!1

11-10 18:55
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therapy
Registered: 06-01


Sometimes a cigar is actually a cock

Here's a repost of mine from last night:

therapy decided to show you this image:

11-10 18:56
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Mirabilis
Registered: 10-02


...

Mirabilis decided to show you this image:

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11-10 19:43
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Calenth
Registered: 07-01


quote:
therapy came out of the closet to say:
Here's a repost of mine from last night:


Dire Straits Rule.

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11-10 20:24
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rholiday
Registered: 03-01


Hahahahah this is good. Great stuff guys

11-10 20:27
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MassRayPer
Registered: 05-01

I am a horrible monster.

The Babylon 5 ad made me laugh like I haven't laughed in so long. Kudos.

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11-10 21:04
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Jeb Daddy
Registered: 09-02

"Sulfate, meaning "wise"

Someone's going to bust my balls for messing up the Lovecraft mythos.

11-10 21:30
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Stepping_Razor
Registered: 08-02


quote:
Jamesface came out of the closet to say: ]This was my originalhttp://www.infalible.co.uk/sa/jamesface-amdme1.jpg


The last of the AMC Interceptors.
It would be a shame to blow her up.


Words. Just words...

- excuse me....

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Stepping_Razor

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11-10 21:30
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emf
Registered: 07-02




My hosting is craptastic as usual, but if you don't get a red-x, I hope you enjoy it. If you do get a red-x, I hope you die a horrible, slow, and painful death.

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11-10 21:38
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Wedesdo
Registered: 06-01

Sam Jain hit on me at Denny's.

quote:
emf came out of the closet to say:


My hosting is craptastic as usual, but if you don't get a red-x, I hope you enjoy it. If you do get a red-x, I hope you die a horrible, slow, and painful death.

This needs to be in the "I'm pathetic" thread

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11-10 22:06
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emf
Registered: 07-02


quote:
Wedesdo came out of the closet to say:
This needs to be in the "I'm pathetic" thread
Was that an offer to host it for me, please?

emf fucked around with this message at 11-10 around 22:16

11-10 22:14
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eXistenZ
Registered: 07-02


quote:
wanghammer came out of the closet to say:
redeux

edit: redeux



Why do people like to shit on a good thread. If it's funny, who cares if it's a redux. Or sorry, maybe you were showing off your 1337 forums memorizing abilities.

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11-10 22:18
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imsuxok?
Registered: 11-00


quote:
emf came out of the closet to say:
Was that an offer to host it for me, please?


I'll host it for you, emf.

imsuxok? decided to show you this image:

11-10 22:23
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vorhese
Registered: 02-02


quote:
carcinofuck came out of the closet to say:



MY NEW WALLPAPER!!!

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11-10 22:24
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emf
Registered: 07-02


Thanks, imsuxok?. My university's web server seem to have a duty cycle of 5% these days.

11-10 22:26
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flamingmuse
Registered: 08-01

I know a lot about rap, but it does'nt matter because rap fucking sucks. Also Ann Arbor is a whore, Go Buckeyes.

I liked this a lot when I did it for the original thread, and this place needs more hip-hop references.

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11-10 22:44
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emf
Registered: 07-02


Is this thread worth one more round through the front page?

I think so, but only time will tell.

11-11 23:40
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Acc-Risk
Registered: 09-01


It's too late, but I at least wanted to do something... I'll redo it tomorrow...

11-12 00:45
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cocoabean
Registered: 09-02




In response to an "Apple Me" one in the old thread...

11-12 01:40
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LoinWorm
Registered: 03-02


I have nothing to contribute, but I saw the guy who played Mr. Morden in an "erotic drama" the other night on Cinemax, and it was really, really disturbing and I will never be able to look at him the same way again. I guess he doesn't get much work.

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Severed
Registered: 07-01

I dance for the Japanese men.

Here goes my shitty skillz.

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BahamutUMD
Registered: 08-01

Will choke to death for food.

I thought the Morden one was really from AMD....

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plastickiwi
Registered: 12-01

Tickled Purple!

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Registered: 02-02


quote:
carcinofuck came out of the closet to say:



descendents are emo? wait a second...

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11-14 09:41
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Bladehaven
Registered: 07-02

Whoops.

quote:
WhiskeyJuvenile came out of the closet to say:


descendents are emo? wait a second...

He probably just chose him for the glasses. I hope he just chose him for the glasses. I really hope he just chose him for the glasses.

11-14 09:55
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BrownH2.0
Registered: 07-02


quote:
WhiskeyJuvenile came out of the closet to say:


descendents are emo? wait a second...



I thought I posted about this too, but I guess my post didn't go through. Stupid Internetweb.

I was about to say that a) I love him for including The Descendent + lyrics from Suburban Home b) they are more "nerd rock" than "emo", but hey, who really cares.

BrownH2.0 fucked around with this message at 11-14 around 09:59

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FrozenEntree
Registered: 06-01

I will puke on you for food.

Here is a new blank for you to work with, it seems the other blanks are dead links now...

FrozenEntree decided to show you this image:

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RipVTide
Registered: 07-02


quote:
emf came out of the closet to say:









Guy farthest down to the right was a teacher at my high school(or the spitting image of). He was cross eyed, and very very fucking stupid.

I remember at one point being in one of the computer labs next to a friend who was downloading something for his school project of >100Mb size. He had been doing this all morning, and it was currently at 99%. Enter said teacher, who immediatly walks up to my friend, sets his face 2 inches from the screen and looks crosseyed at the download window.

"What are you doing?"

"Uhh, I'm downloading this (And I dont' remember what it was. It wa a long time ago, so shoot me)for my school project. It's almost done, just 2 more minuits and."

"I have a class now. You're going to have to go."

At which point said teacher removes his face from the screen, takes the mouse and cancels the download at one minuit. I burst out laughing at the horrified expression on my chumps face.

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smallpox
Registered: 11-02


you will all burn in hell

ahhh..the obligatory intolerance post.

11-14 10:55
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fuckingtest
Registered: 03-01


Beware the naked astroman!

Okay guys, 1st link was broken so I decided to create my own .PSD file which you can download here. It has everything blank, all layers, AND even the damn text. <font nazi>The correct font is Gill Sans MT </font nazi> and you can get both here:

The PSD file and the fonts

Have fun. My idea will be here shortly.

Meh...This was all I could think of. Actually pretty on-point as far as graphic design goes these days.

fuckingtest fucked around with this message at 11-14 around 11:41

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